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|#4 - I found a combo for it...but I don't think it technically work…||8 hours ago on Funny D&D Story||0|
|#143 - its funny, when the lightsworn deck was its most popular I top…||15 hours ago on Teach Kids Magic||+1|
|#58 - none of you ******* understand just how much a go… [+] (19 new replies)||18 hours ago on Teach Kids Magic||+13|
#178 - anonexplains (13 hours ago) [-]
#150 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
I just started out with magic and have already spent $500+ on cards
#149 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
lets get the children to not buy junk food
make them buy junk cards instead
the problem with yu-gi-oh is in your statement: a "good" yu-gi-oh deck costs a ton of money; then it becomes entirely irrelevant in like 2 sets. not to mention the ever fluctuating ban list. I used to have a bomb remove-from-play deck. Then they banned DMoC and a couple other of my core cards and poof: no more deck. Same with psychics, archfiends and every other archetype I've used. meanwhile my friends 6 samurai deck is fucking unstoppable and nothing is being done about it.
TLR Yu-gi-oh broke a long time ago and no one bothered fixing it
#142 - donfailed (15 hours ago) [-]
Shit's fucking nuts now. It's either get out the equivalent of a 20 turn gimmick deck's best possible outcome on the first turn or get slammed by the same by the second or third. They unbanned fucking Raigeki and one of the staple cards is a mass board wipe. That's got to say something.
#143 - warlordstuart (15 hours ago) [-]
its funny, when the lightsworn deck was its most popular I topped a regional with a relinquished deck using the new djinns that came out.
relinquished that stopped your special summons and had a 3k JD attached to it was the end of most LS decks. Dark Hole was banned at the time and no LS mained or sided lightning vortex because "why bother? I got JD"
#136 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
tier one necloths costs 1k usd to make
#128 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
how does it make you feel that the lightsworn collection has been put in a 10 dollar structure deck....
#123 - anonexplains (16 hours ago) [-]
yugioh has times when the meta is ok, bad and really expensive, thats pretty much it
|#85 - ok wut? first of all, it assumes same mother, hot body. Second… [+] (1 new reply)||03/01/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil 2...||0|
|#33 - Last week bit of background >party in camp…||02/28/2015 on Dank meme train choo chooo||+1|
|#26 - >married >teacher >4 year old daughter … [+] (4 new replies)||02/28/2015 on Dank meme train choo chooo||+1|
#33 - warlordstuart (02/28/2015) [-]
bit of background
>party in campaign setting i've been writing since high school
>mainly medieval setting but some places have fairly advanced tech...like american 1920s
>aliens are a thing. random ones too
>sangheili(elite from halo)
>One of the races is a synthetic race of fish men created by the sangheili to be slaves
>one of the villains works for the big bad is a saiyan that trained 3 of these fish men as his apprentices
>group gets jumped by bad guys. One of the fish apprentices and a warforged psychic warrior
>Fishman is wearing a mask that allows him to breathe on land and disguise himself as a human. Mask makes him look like Bane
>Bane is kicking their ass.
>combat based party members are down and slowly getting heals
>Only bard is left, healer is occupied
DM: your turn Wanko, Bane looks at you
Bard: Uhh....no spells left...except...
DM: Hurry, you will miss your turn
Bard: I CAST UNNATURAL LUST!
Turns out Unnatural Lust is a legit spell. If you fail your saving throw you spend your next turn kissing the caster
>Bane fails the save
>I laugh harder
Me: You have NO IDEA what you just did!
>To the shocked horror of the table
Me: Bane afterimages to you, his eyes full of desire. He pulls you into a deep embrace, removes his mast and transforms...
Me: What was once the firm embrace of a man suddenly turns into the slimy and sticky sensation of fish scales and excretion. He holds you tighter and pulls you into a deep, powerful, sloppy kiss
>Round goes by, fighters are up again
Healer: So...after Bane is done kissing Wanko, what's he do?
Me: The fish-man pulls back with a string of passionate saliva trailing with him. He puts his mask back on. The fighter is clearly embarrassed and slaps you with a single strong open palm strike
>Bane's face when
|#18 - i need some kind of xplain. Is this legit? How do they trick w… [+] (2 new replies)||02/28/2015 on >TFW Memes too dank||+4|
#33 - internetexplain (03/01/2015) [-]
judging by the intellect of the average woman , the average american AND the average woman joining ISIS , I'd say this is legit as fuck.
It's probably fake , but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.
also what kind of slow-ass casul fgt do you take me for? Git gud.
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|#34 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||02/28/2015 on How love begins||0|