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#4 - I found a combo for it...but I don't think it technically work… 8 hours ago on Funny D&D Story 0
#143 - its funny, when the lightsworn deck was its most popular I top… 15 hours ago on Teach Kids Magic +1
#58 - none of you ******* understand just how much a go…  [+] (19 new replies) 18 hours ago on Teach Kids Magic +13
User avatar #193 - theallseeingpotato (12 hours ago) [-]
That fucking deck, just the JDs, Charges, and Honests ran you like $750.
User avatar #185 - pwoneill (12 hours ago) [-]
Nigga I spent 400 on MTG this morning, yugioh is peanuts compared to MTG
#178 - anonexplains (13 hours ago) [-]
sir but that deck is just 2 damned structure decks with a few extras
User avatar #192 - theallseeingpotato (12 hours ago) [-]
Hes referencing when 3 JDs were $240 and Charge was at $50 a piece as well as that Honest running around $100, and that is just the beginning.
User avatar #164 - cfeuer (14 hours ago) [-]
2x foolish burial?
monster reborn?

deck be ooooooold school bro. they are limited and banned respectively
yes i do see the heavy storm too.
#152 - walrusgunner (14 hours ago) [-]
Tier one modern magic decks range from 250 USD to 2k USD
Standard costs around 150 USD to 300 USD
Legacy, 2k to 5k
Vintage, sweet Jesus 16k for an entry level deck.
User avatar #197 - Pena (12 hours ago) [-]
I think you can play standard just fine with a 20€ deck too, atleast if you're not competiting. For FNM and LGS level competitions it's just fine. If you're ok with playing red deck wins that is.
#150 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
I just started out with magic and have already spent $500+ on cards
#149 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
lets get the children to not buy junk food
make them buy junk cards instead
the problem with yu-gi-oh is in your statement: a "good" yu-gi-oh deck costs a ton of money; then it becomes entirely irrelevant in like 2 sets. not to mention the ever fluctuating ban list. I used to have a bomb remove-from-play deck. Then they banned DMoC and a couple other of my core cards and poof: no more deck. Same with psychics, archfiends and every other archetype I've used. meanwhile my friends 6 samurai deck is fucking unstoppable and nothing is being done about it.
TLR Yu-gi-oh broke a long time ago and no one bothered fixing it
#142 - donfailed (15 hours ago) [-]
Shit's fucking nuts now. It's either get out the equivalent of a 20 turn gimmick deck's best possible outcome on the first turn or get slammed by the same by the second or third. They unbanned fucking Raigeki and one of the staple cards is a mass board wipe. That's got to say something.
User avatar #141 - dragonofhoenn (15 hours ago) [-]
That awkward moment when you're playing against Lightsworns, and you deck out first.
User avatar #143 - warlordstuart (15 hours ago) [-]
its funny, when the lightsworn deck was its most popular I topped a regional with a relinquished deck using the new djinns that came out.

relinquished that stopped your special summons and had a 3k JD attached to it was the end of most LS decks. Dark Hole was banned at the time and no LS mained or sided lightning vortex because "why bother? I got JD"
#136 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
tier one necloths costs 1k usd to make
#128 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
how does it make you feel that the lightsworn collection has been put in a 10 dollar structure deck....
#123 - anonexplains (16 hours ago) [-]
typical shit posters, hurr durr bad game and no reasons given.
yugioh has times when the meta is ok, bad and really expensive, thats pretty much it
#87 - bakinboy (17 hours ago) [-]
yugio is the MLP of card games
User avatar #99 - bloodrider (16 hours ago) [-]
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but theres a MLP card game too.
I'm sorry
Don't hit me
#69 - trojanhulc (17 hours ago) [-]
#66 - goll (17 hours ago) [-]
or don't get into yugioh because it is a shit game.
#85 - ok wut? first of all, it assumes same mother, hot body. Second…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil 2... 0
User avatar #90 - frenzyhero (03/01/2015) [-]
Nope, serious.

High standards for age. Don't like cougars.
#33 - Last week bit of background >party in camp… 02/28/2015 on Dank meme train choo chooo +1
#26 - >married >teacher >4 year old daughter …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Dank meme train choo chooo +1
User avatar #27 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2015) [-]
Last dnd game i did my Paladin got turned into a 12 year old loli.
#45 - ecunt (03/01/2015) [-]
>plays games with dndxplain
>turned into loli

why doesn't this surprise me
User avatar #46 - dehnoobshow (03/01/2015) [-]
Actually, he was DMing, and one of the other guys, supposedly an asshole character. Decided to do it for shits and giggles.
#33 - warlordstuart (02/28/2015) [-]
Last week

bit of background
>party in campaign setting i've been writing since high school
>mainly medieval setting but some places have fairly advanced tech...like american 1920s
>aliens are a thing. random ones too
>sangheili(elite from halo)
>One of the races is a synthetic race of fish men created by the sangheili to be slaves
>one of the villains works for the big bad is a saiyan that trained 3 of these fish men as his apprentices

>group gets jumped by bad guys. One of the fish apprentices and a warforged psychic warrior
>Fishman is wearing a mask that allows him to breathe on land and disguise himself as a human. Mask makes him look like Bane
>Bane is kicking their ass.
>combat based party members are down and slowly getting heals
>Only bard is left, healer is occupied

DM: your turn Wanko, Bane looks at you
Bard: Uhh....no spells left...except...
DM: Hurry, you will miss your turn
Table: wut...

Turns out Unnatural Lust is a legit spell. If you fail your saving throw you spend your next turn kissing the caster
>Bane fails the save
>Table laughs
>I laugh harder
Me: You have NO IDEA what you just did!
Bard: Confused
>To the shocked horror of the table
Me: Bane afterimages to you, his eyes full of desire. He pulls you into a deep embrace, removes his mast and transforms...
Bard: WHAT?!
Me: What was once the firm embrace of a man suddenly turns into the slimy and sticky sensation of fish scales and excretion. He holds you tighter and pulls you into a deep, powerful, sloppy kiss
Table: *silent*
>Round goes by, fighters are up again
Healer: So...after Bane is done kissing Wanko, what's he do?
Me: The fish-man pulls back with a string of passionate saliva trailing with him. He puts his mask back on. The fighter is clearly embarrassed and slaps you with a single strong open palm strike
>Bane's face when
#18 - i need some kind of xplain. Is this legit? How do they trick w…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on >TFW Memes too dank +4
User avatar #33 - internetexplain (03/01/2015) [-]
judging by the intellect of the average woman , the average american AND the average woman joining ISIS , I'd say this is legit as fuck.

It's probably fake , but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.

also what kind of slow-ass casul fgt do you take me for? Git gud.
#32 - funpunk (03/01/2015) [-]
There is only one xplain who is well versed in the popular culture of the internet. internetexplain, I summon thee!
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User avatar #37 - danmegaflakes (03/01/2015) [-]
Das sad mayne

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#7 - hugsta (01/28/2015) [-]
Recently got d&d (5th edition) books, working on a character design.
Druid half-orc sounds fun with circle of the moon. At level 2 you can become a 32 hp bear shield. Twice.
Anyway, I can't seem to find anything about the animal companions you mentioned. Did they remove that for e?

Also, skull hat or no skull hat? And green skin instead of grey because disregard the constabulary green orcs look cooler.
User avatar #8 to #7 - warlordstuart ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
the post i mentioned was for 3.5 ed. they may have removed it in 5th. cute designs, you do cheap commissions or for FJ points or something?
User avatar #9 to #8 - hugsta (01/28/2015) [-]
Nah, I need more practice first. Still good enough for a character sheet though.
But some googling did show they removed animal companion, but there's still a level 1 animal friendship spell.
User avatar #10 to #9 - warlordstuart ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
wanna practice with some characters i need done? lol
#11 to #10 - hugsta (01/28/2015) [-]
I can try, but it takes a while, and my overall anatomy is only about as good as this pic here (ignoring the two left hands).
User avatar #12 to #11 - warlordstuart ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
up to you. i gotta get going to work soon, but i would love some designs done, if you wouldn't mind. i've been trying to get them done forever, but my wife (the artist) never finds motivation to do it >.>
User avatar #13 to #12 - hugsta (01/28/2015) [-]
yeah, chuck them my way and I'll see what I can do.
User avatar #14 to #13 - warlordstuart ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
thanks ^-^ i'll send them over tonight.
User avatar #6 - niggledafiggle (01/26/2015) [-]
Great content dude, keep it up.
#5 - randomrolling (12/09/2014) [-]
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#1 - silverridge (12/07/2014) [-]
Thank you so much for the D&D basics, they've come really handy !
Thank you so much for the D&D basics, they've come really handy !
User avatar #2 to #1 - warlordstuart ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
no problem bro ^-^ I'm working on alignments right now. gonna post it later tonight...possibly even later today actually.
User avatar #3 to #2 - silverridge (12/08/2014) [-]
that's awesome, you explain everything really well dude, can't wait for the next installment !
User avatar #4 to #3 - warlordstuart ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, in real life I actually am a teacher. I'm licensed in 7-12 Social Studies and Technology. You would be surprised what sort of Skills DMing and other things sort of cross discipline into.
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