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#3 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Humans & Habitats +36
User avatar #18 - europe (09/10/2014) [-]
So why's C'thulhu so popular among all of the Lovecraftian monsters?
User avatar #22 - lahel (09/10/2014) [-]
he was like the first who ever appeared, so hes like the main character.
#19 - warlockrichard (09/10/2014) [-]
no clue
User avatar #7 - ninjalllama (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh Hydra Bob you so silly
#25 - Picture 09/09/2014 on I pronounce this AN ANIME... +2
#1 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Dorks +27
#1 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Two more days 0
#10 - japan I would assume also I can't think of any ideas so if… 09/09/2014 on Green Monster has been... 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Kitler +21
User avatar #17 - milomcrobbie (09/10/2014) [-]
Just got a poster like that framed on my wall the other day ahaha
#9 - flyingvivo (09/10/2014) [-]
#16 - buymemilk (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - unfairlybanned (09/10/2014) [-]
Somebody needs to crack open the hard Leninade.
User avatar #5 - leninade (09/10/2014) [-]
As you wish.
User avatar #6 - unfairlybanned (09/10/2014) [-]
They have an account for this now?

What a time to be alive.
#7 - leninade (09/10/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Bunny +23
#5 - sparkskitsune (09/09/2014) [-]
#1 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Jesus Beam 0
#21 - Picture 09/09/2014 on +2
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Green Monster has been... +7
#9 - azureeruza (09/09/2014) [-]
Source? Also this would be good for a behind the gif comic
#10 - warlockrichard (09/09/2014) [-]
japan I would assume
also I can't think of any ideas so if you want to make a comic go with my blessing
#37 - Picture 09/09/2014 on fun times in Skyrim 0
#17 - Picture 09/09/2014 on how to keep track of a pet... 0
#3 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Caution +4
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Caution +3
User avatar #7 - witislimited (09/09/2014) [-]
No, that's not a fucking floor.

And no, the sign isn't on the pool floor either.

Yes, I'm being technical with you.
User avatar #12 - chewiewhatawookie (09/10/2014) [-]
DAAAAAAAM! You gonna take that shit, warlockrichard?
User avatar #13 - warlockrichard (09/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #14 - chewiewhatawookie (09/10/2014) [-]
Very well.
#67 - during which cup did this suddenly strike him as being a good idea? 09/09/2014 on firecocker 0
#31 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Bedtime Paradox +4
User avatar #40 - impaledsandwich (09/09/2014) [-]
Aha! I knew spending an hour reading through a list of short stories wasn't a complete waste! This picture is basically a summary of the short story "—All You Zombies—" by Robert Heinlein. It's a mindfuck in the first degree.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies
User avatar #41 - dndxplain (09/09/2014) [-]
it actually is All You Zombies. same names and everything.
User avatar #42 - impaledsandwich (09/09/2014) [-]
Whoa shit, it is. I didn't read the picture closely enough. Thanks dndxplain, you're a bro.
User avatar #43 - dndxplain (09/09/2014) [-]
this screenshot is from the old creepypasta.net. the person that had submitted it had gotten a lot of flack because it literally is All You Zombies plagiarized
User avatar #44 - impaledsandwich (09/09/2014) [-]
It is. I remember reading the original years ago, but the last time I pointed it out I got a healthy dose of red thumbs for it. I figured this time having specifics would be useful. It's good to see more Heinlein fans around.
#1 - click to expand 09/08/2014 on Bacon 0
#2 - Picture 09/08/2014 on Chrome +5
#17 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Jesus Christ! 0
#31 - fatalkill (09/08/2014) [-]
okay
#18 - muchfunnysuchlaugh (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah ok rude
#21 - thesmithman (09/08/2014) [-]
#23 - muchfunnysuchlaugh (09/08/2014) [-]
really man? come on
#26 - octagon (09/08/2014) [-]
Does this actually offend you? You gotta lighten up. Jesus doesn't need a bodyguard. I'm sure He's fairly cappable of taking a joke from a little mortal.

If you let everything about jesus get you butthurt...youre gonna have a bad time on the internet...

#2 - why not I could go for a game of drunk monopoly 09/08/2014 on Gamer Cat 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 09/08/2014 on A message across the millenia. +72
#10 - dehumanizer (09/08/2014) [-]
5. If fighting against a proffesional army and not farmers, run to the ships or get rekt.
#26 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
7. rek people and have their subhuman offspring whine forever how their ancestors were superior when they got rekt.
#73 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aclea - Vikings wrecked by Englishmen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Basing - English withdrew, but the battle was indecisive
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Marton - Follow up to the previous battle, Vikings lost
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brissarthe - After murdering woman and children and then attempting to loot a church, the Christians slaughter the Vikings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brunanburh - England kills 5 viking kings and a prince, Vikings utterly crushed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cathair_Cuan - Norse defeated by Catholic Irish, driven out of Ireland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cynwit - Wrecked by the Saxons again
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Englefield - Saxons won
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Edington - Great Heathen army destroyed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Glenmama - Native Irishmen annihalate Norse invaders that had settled there
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leuven_%28891%29 - Franks destroy heathens that were planning on looting churches and killing woman and children (as they do). Vikings stop murdering villagers in France for a while because they're scared of the French!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Paris_%28885%E2%80%9386%29 - Hailed as being successfull by the Viking scum, in reality they raided an undefended Paris and then fled with their tails between their legs once Charles the Fat arrived
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27%E2%80%93Byzantine_War_%28860%29 - Attacked the Byzantines when their army was driving back the Arab hordes, murdered many woman and children before fleeing in fear at the sight of the returning Greeks
#117 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
Thinks retreating when faced with superior numbers is fleeing in fear, scrub.

Your view on most of those battles is so fucking skewed.

Byzantine War - Oh we have raided enough time to return home "hurr durr they got so scared and ran back home"

But by all means lets forget the whole counquering your shit island by defeating the professional armies that the various kingdoms had.
#126 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27%E2%80%93Byzantine_War_%28941%29 - 15(!) Greek Ships defeat the Viking navy of over 1,000 ships. The Vikings who have landed then flee when the army comes to defeat them.
>Instigated by the Jews (Khazars - revenge for persecution by the Greeks)
>The Vikings were Jewish puppets
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Saucourt-en-Vimeu - More Vikings slain by Franks
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stainmore - England wins
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge - Very famous one. Englishmen went on a forced march from the South of the country all the way to the North, where they encountered Barbarian Norsemen murdering woman and children (as usual). Even though they were exauhsted they managed to destroy the Viking army
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sulcoit - Viking settlers in Ireland defeated
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Svolder - Sadly, a victory for the Vikings. They defeated a power they outnumbered 7 to 1 yet still took massive casualties
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tempsford - Saxons win again
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tettenhall - Saxons win again
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thimeon - Germans defeat Vikings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trans-la-For%C3%AAt - Vikings driven out of Brittany

Lol you really think burning defenceless villages and killing monks actualy makes them good warriors?
#140 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
1. 15 greek ships with GREAK FUCKING FIRE and the other time they were returning home with all that they had taken but were surprised attacked. (vikings attacked byzantine and just allied themselves to people that would bolster their numbers in short go back to /pol/)
2. And? Men fought, sometimes they lost and sometimes they won.
3. see 2
4. The English forces came upon the Viking forces that were split up on either side and not prepared for battle resulting in many deaths on the viking side with the most notable one the lone viking on the bridge protecting the rest when they regrouped on the other side but with most of their armour on the other side the remaining Viking forces were not armed enough to win this battle and finally succumbed to the Englishmen after a long battle.
5.The Vikings were lured into a trap that Brian Boru(this fucking guy was amazing) set up leading to a Irish victory
6. This one doesn't really have much to do with Viking considering it was two countries + allies duking it out
7.probably a larger force but hey 2. again.
8. see 7 but hey 2 again.
9. see 2 again.
10. see 2 yet again.


No not really but most vikings didn't just do that but they you think Vikings were just raiders that killed defenceless villagers and monks.
#215 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
And what did they do that was so great and didnt involve pillaging?

>Inb4 discovering the new world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan
#269 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
">Inb4 discovering the new world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan"

So what? some tales that may or may not be true that may or may not be america, currently Viking sailors were the first Europeans to discover America simply.
#272 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
Funny you say that considering how most of Viking's history is just some tales that may or may not be true...
#273 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah and you don't use those tales as fucking fact but rather the archaeological evidence.
#274 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
>Archeological evidence
>of a trip to america

ayy lmao, do you want to find a sign that says "Brendan was here"?
#275 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
To be able to say that he was the first European to discover America? Yes.
#278 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
oh yeah i totaly hated that scenario www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD3QzovnrnE
#282 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
What? on the other hand it is a probability that the ancient world(Egyptians,Greeks,Romans and so on) went to America.
#283 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
they all dead tho
#287 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
They deed.
#290 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
#293 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
What a fucking ending to this discussion.
#294 - dehumanizer (09/09/2014) [-]
#295 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
#263 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
They were great traders and mercenaries.
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (09/09/2014) [-]
6. Send in the berserkers, the viking form of suicide bombers.
Nothing like insane walls of meat and muscle carrying axes, all hopped up on poisonous, psychosis inducing plants
User avatar #7 - reican (09/08/2014) [-]
many Vikings also set up trading posts and were in fact highly democratic.
#9 - Picture 09/08/2014 on what about ruining your life? +7
#10 - Picture 09/08/2014 on SLJ's lightsaber +140
#36 - Picture 09/08/2014 on what's everyone laughing at? +3
#35 - speaking of which I really hope they make an anime of this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Second anime i watch 0
User avatar #36 - megaton (09/08/2014) [-]
i would want one too

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User avatar #121 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#105 to #104 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hi other me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#107 to #106 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
s'all right
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
User avatar #94 to #93 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
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#78 to #77 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
#59 - epickitteh (12/19/2011) [-]
thumbs up to a great secret santa! i don't have any presents i can give you that i think will interest you- but i hope you have a wonderful holiday, love the username!
#60 to #59 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
thank you happy holidays
User avatar #57 - infiniteinfinitude (12/19/2011) [-]
I don't really have anything decent to give...So, I'll just give you a link to a really good song I like. =D Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJLxnZMgATU
#58 to #57 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
It's just what I've always wanted
#56 - fishstickz (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello fellow FJer
here's my present to you!

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34
#50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother, you are my secret Santa =) i have decided to leave you with, a hilarious video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TugslL45aXk&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index=21&feature=plppvideo) A cute video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=3G1PFLuTrgM&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 19&feature=plppvideo)!! a random video!! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=CseO1XRYs9I&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 18&feature=plppvideo)

Merry Christmas bro <3 ;)
User avatar #51 to #50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
sorry that the links turned out weird =\
#52 to #51 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
s'all good it's the thought that counts  
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
s'all good it's the thought that counts
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
User avatar #53 to #52 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Thank you so much ;) if you still want, here is a playlist i made a while ago http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCDD3118F147E48DB&feature=mh_lolz

Marry Christmas =) <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thanks I now know what I'm doing today
#55 to #54 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hehehe no problemm  ;)  friend request?
Hehehe no problemm ;) friend request?
#48 - darman (12/08/2011) [-]
Your name deserves many applause's.
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