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#28 - how bros greet each other 01/28/2013 on True Equality +1
#71 - could somebody help me out here I always thought the rangers w…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Air force +2
User avatar #90 - sonicg (01/28/2013) [-]
They are considering Army Special Forces, but when compared to Green Berets, SEALs, Force Recon, SWCC, UDT & ParaRescue, they're pretty much beefed up infantry. They do have their significant accolades on the field, but they run in large groups whereas the aforementioned units run in smaller squads.
User avatar #112 - sixteensolid (01/28/2013) [-]
I'd have to politely argue here. The Green Berets(SFOD-D) are technically the only US "special forces," because it's in their name. Rangers, SEALs, Marine Force Recon and Air Force Pararescue are all considered Special Operations units, to name only a few. Furthermore, while the SEALs are trained in HALO insertion, the Rangers are the only fighting unit of the US military that are specialized to airdrop into almost any combat zone, get behind enemy lines, and carry out tactical missions in said field. Because of that, I feel that a lot of the time the rangers don't receive Tier-1 status where it's due.
User avatar #118 - sonicg (01/28/2013) [-]
And I am forced to rebut with facets of SEAL training requirements. They are trained in both HAHO and HALO jumping, and like you said with Rangers, can airdrop into any combat zone, although their specialty is clandestine amphibious insertions, their individual teams all have one area that they excel at. For example, Team 6 (DEVGRU) is the predominant counter-terrorist cell whereas teams 1 & 2 are SVD, and spend most of their time under water operating mini-subs. SEALs are constantly training, from the day they earn their trident to the day the resign. Tier-1 status is reserved for the most combat efficient operators, which is why you don't see SWCC and UDT in the lists, groups that have proven themselves tenfold in extremely adverse conditions where others would have been blown asunder are on the lists. While it's not impossible, what are the chances of 4 Rangers performing the same GOPLAT OP as 4 SEALs, and being able to complete their mission with 0 KIA/MIA? Slim and none, considering they are not trained in that area of expertise. Rangers operate in larger groups and are more organized than standard infantry, that is what they are good at, overwhelming tactical force in slightly smaller numbers. I'm not saying Rangers are bad, I'm just saying they're a more badass version of basic Army infantry.
#66 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on logic +5
#86 - johnnyferno (01/28/2013) [-]
Alright true story for a moment, and even though it's confusing at first it has something to do wtth a bible.

So me an a bunch of my friends came together at one point and played Dungeons and Dragons, I myself was a Warlock, not remembering the race but it was a kind of demon, and in the game I was on the run from a religious order who only says all other kind of magic but theirs is a sin and must be destroyed. Long story short we meet a little patrol of guards and quickly kills them, I melted a face X), and I found a bible on one of them, not having any use for it I threw it over my shoulder and it flew over at one of my friends. It struck him and I shit you not, I rolled the dice and it turned out the bible dealt 4-5 damage to his total life.

hfw as he threw the bible back but dealt 2 damage.
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#106 - atheistzilla (01/28/2013) [-]
#27 - MOSQUITO! 01/28/2013 on FUS ROH KICK 0
#26 - mosquito 01/28/2013 on FUS ROH KICK 0
#59 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Wat. +4
User avatar #97 - ewowo (01/28/2013) [-]
Let me gues, you're done with this site?
#100 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
I couldn't even if I tried
User avatar #102 - ewowo (01/28/2013) [-]
It's a running joke pertaining to tumblr-related posts like this one :p
#103 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
ah
#50 - Picture 01/28/2013 on A Gifted Barber. +32
#92 - thanks I like it too 01/28/2013 on warlockrichard's profile 0
#26 - Picture 01/28/2013 on Monsters +5
#423 - Picture 01/28/2013 on The After 0
#417 - haven't the foggiest please take this gif in reparations f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on The After +2
#421 - niggasaurus (01/28/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir
#423 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
#117 - tasty science  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Mmm... Pizza +3
User avatar #132 - megatrollinator (01/28/2013) [-]
Deliscious Magical Science
#386 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2013 on The After +14
#415 - niggasaurus (01/28/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#417 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
haven't the foggiest
please take this gif in reparations for my failure
#421 - niggasaurus (01/28/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir
#423 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
#109 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Should we eat that strawberry? +5
#133 - istoleorgans (01/28/2013) [-]
I loled SO hard at that pic. Thank you.
#19 - Picture 01/26/2013 on The bat +5
#25 - Picture 01/26/2013 on What A Twist 0
#23 - Picture 01/26/2013 on Have You? +2
#75 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Horrible Injury +31
#106 - frenchfryy (01/26/2013) [-]
gif version
User avatar #97 - Temperance (01/26/2013) [-]
He's totally faking it...
User avatar #84 - garymuthafuknoak (01/26/2013) [-]
D:
#17 - Picture 01/26/2013 on EPIC WIN!! +2
#39 - 10 seconds earlier 01/26/2013 on Just a normal, safe day +5
#31 - Picture 01/26/2013 on This was absolutely adorable +1
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on This was absolutely adorable +3
User avatar #24 - waffies (01/26/2013) [-]
black lagoon if you haven't seen the answers
#31 - warlockrichard (01/26/2013) [-]
#21 - roses are red violets are twisted bend over love y… 01/26/2013 on Since Valentines day is... 0
#42 - Picture 01/26/2013 on jedis everywhere +12
#20 - Picture 01/26/2013 on Good? +1
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#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
User avatar #80 - rumler **User deleted account** (08/08/2012) [-]
**rumler rolls 57**
User avatar #75 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
richard and deadpool duet
#76 to #75 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
#78 to #77 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric shit-ton of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
#59 - epickitteh (12/19/2011) [-]
thumbs up to a great secret santa! i don't have any presents i can give you that i think will interest you- but i hope you have a wonderful holiday, love the username!
#60 to #59 - warlockrichard (12/19/2011) [-]
thank you happy holidays
User avatar #57 - infiniteinfinitude (12/19/2011) [-]
I don't really have anything decent to give...So, I'll just give you a link to a really good song I like. =D Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJLxnZMgATU
#58 to #57 - warlockrichard (12/19/2011) [-]
It's just what I've always wanted
#56 - fishstickz (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello fellow FJer
here's my present to you!

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34
#50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother, you are my secret Santa =) i have decided to leave you with, a hilarious video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TugslL45aXk&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index=21&feature=plppvideo) A cute video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=3G1PFLuTrgM&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 19&feature=plppvideo)!! a random video!! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=CseO1XRYs9I&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 18&feature=plppvideo)

Merry Christmas bro <3 ;)
User avatar #51 to #50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
sorry that the links turned out weird =\
#52 to #51 - warlockrichard (12/18/2011) [-]
s'all good it's the thought that counts  
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
s'all good it's the thought that counts
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
User avatar #53 to #52 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Thank you so much ;) if you still want, here is a playlist i made a while ago http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCDD3118F147E48DB&feature=mh_lolz

Marry Christmas =) <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - warlockrichard (12/18/2011) [-]
thanks I now know what I'm doing today
#55 to #54 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hehehe no problemm  ;)  friend request?
Hehehe no problemm ;) friend request?
#48 - darman (12/08/2011) [-]
Your name deserves many applause's.
#45 - darthidiot (11/09/2011) [-]
MY PENIS IS NOW NAMED AFTER YOU
#47 to #46 - darthidiot (11/09/2011) [-]
you...you... you dont want my PENIS named after you? D;
#39 - scatmanjohn (11/05/2011) [-]
And I leave you with my best Richard Drawing.
#40 to #39 - warlockrichard (11/05/2011) [-]
and I give you a much better drawn picture in return (not mine)
#41 to #40 - scatmanjohn (11/05/2011) [-]
I know, I suck at this shit, but it's fun as hell.
User avatar #42 to #41 - warlockrichard (11/05/2011) [-]
you draw that too cause if so it's pretty damn good
#43 to #42 - scatmanjohn (11/05/2011) [-]
Nah.
I get most of my reaction pics from DeviantArt.
User avatar #44 to #43 - warlockrichard (11/05/2011) [-]
cool it's too bad it looks the series is starting to end though
#38 - scatmanjohn (07/25/2011) [-]
I'm a Bearlock now, Bearlocks are cool.
User avatar #36 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
RICHARD
PREPARE YOUR FOXES
User avatar #37 to #36 - warlockrichard (06/03/2011) [-]
WARLOCK 1 FOX 3
User avatar #31 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account** (05/07/2011) [-]
Do you like penis? o-o
User avatar #32 to #31 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account** (05/07/2011) [-]
HORY SHEET, YOU LIVE IN VEGAS!
I DO, TOO! D:
User avatar #33 to #32 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/22/2011) [-]
im jelly
User avatar #34 to #33 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account** (05/22/2011) [-]
I'm horny.
User avatar #30 - EchelonUnitTriSev (03/10/2011) [-]
Dude wtf. tanjattt is a fag. He blocked us cuz we said his content was a retoast.
#26 - seelcudoom ONLINE (03/02/2011) [-]
see the little blue guy, he could kick your ass
User avatar #35 to #26 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account** (05/22/2011) [-]
See the little pink girl? She's sexy.
#27 to #26 - Meef (03/02/2011) [-]
See the little girl in the background? she could make you explode before you could even blink =3
User avatar #28 to #27 - seelcudoom ONLINE (03/02/2011) [-]
still couldent beat richard
User avatar #29 to #28 - Meef (03/02/2011) [-]
So Flandre with the power to annihilate everything and anything a whim couldn't beat Richard the undead mage? i'm kinda doutful since he probly ranks as a stage 4 boss in terms of power (possibly ex midboss) (take into consderation that stage 5/6/ex bosses have apoclyptic powers such as time control at will, fate manipulation and able to destroy anything. Patcholi has mastered 7 magics and she is still stage 4/ex mid boss (when feeling good)) Just remember richard can't deal with the damage when he pretty much don't exist. Oh and i haven't read the web comic hes in for years now...
#24 - ironpns **User deleted account** (03/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #12 - pelican (02/21/2011) [-]
Richard!!!
User avatar #13 to #12 - warlockrichard (02/21/2011) [-]
Pelican!!!
see I can do it too
#14 to #13 - pelican (02/21/2011) [-]
You're the most awesome warlock ever created. Especially with your fwoosh.
User avatar #15 to #14 - warlockrichard (02/21/2011) [-]
there are some things money can't buy
for everything else there's fwoosh
User avatar #16 to #15 - pelican (02/21/2011) [-]
you're also a wicked song-writer. if i may quote thee:
"Excitment abounds, I almost can't wait!
Relax, I don't want your baby, I already ate.
Though I do tend to generaly kill,
Kill things that, don't fight back, eheh.
I see this village, what does it hold?
What shall I butcher them with fire or cold?"
#17 to #16 - warlockrichard (02/21/2011) [-]
also don't forget the rick rolling session with the sisters
also don't forget the rick rolling session with the sisters
User avatar #18 to #17 - pelican (02/21/2011) [-]
and your rendition of the "boom-de-yadda" song was also horrifically spectacular
User avatar #19 to #18 - warlockrichard (02/21/2011) [-]
thank you I was in the zone that day
the zone not being the plain of suck
#20 to #19 - pelican (02/21/2011) [-]
though on the plane of suck you DID manage to be the only warlock to ever commit suicide and murder AT THE SAME TIME. i think you deserve this award.
User avatar #21 to #20 - warlockrichard (02/21/2011) [-]
I'd like to thank all of the little people who's mountain of ashes got me to where I am today
#22 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (02/23/2011) [-]
thats a big pile of ashes then.
#23 to #22 - warlockrichard (02/23/2011) [-]
indeed
indeed
User avatar #9 - seelcudoom ONLINE (02/18/2011) [-]
becus i just got oblivion to work i was reminded of somthing you may like, have yo uever herd of a youtuber called moogleftw?
User avatar #10 to #9 - warlockrichard (02/18/2011) [-]
I don't believe I have
User avatar #11 to #10 - seelcudoom ONLINE (02/18/2011) [-]
his oblivion lets play is fuckign hallarious and contains a shitload of lfg refrences
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