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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#118 - Picture 09/02/2014 on TAYLOR SWIFT NUDES LEAKED +4
#117 - Picture 09/02/2014 on TAYLOR SWIFT NUDES LEAKED +3
#98 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Fat Shaming September +1
#33 - why on earth would I want to talk him out of that? 09/02/2014 on Flashlight? 0
#68 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Hats +7
#2 - Picture 09/01/2014 on tumble +75
#18 - are you trying to say tony stark isn't the best disney prencess?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Edjumacation +14
User avatar #24 - ryapot (09/02/2014) [-]
Only because the best is clearly Loki
#20 - thesovereigngrave (09/01/2014) [-]
Psh, everyone knows that Kuzco is best Disney Princess.
#56 - thebaseballexpert (09/02/2014) [-]
#19 - Picture 09/01/2014 on cat with head mounted laser... +5
#54 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Chalkboard favorites 0
#50 - if those two don't bang soon the combined sexual tension is go…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Mikasa's Thirst Is Real +53
User avatar #127 - WindblownRebel (09/01/2014) [-]
I dunno, I never really see the tension, usually the only "tension" I see is people being terrified of titans and dying/having people die :c
#123 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
theyre technically siblings
User avatar #124 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Technically, they're not in any way related.
#80 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
it hasn't happened yet and it probably won't
#1 - Picture 09/01/2014 on He died 0
#33 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Autobots, roll out +6
#64 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Get out of here stalker 0
#1 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Calvin and Hobbes +12
#63 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Tentacles +4
#64 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Weird Shit +1
#45 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Every Time +9
User avatar #63 - WhitePimp (08/31/2014) [-]
no
#10 - all in all I think I would much rather prefer a wrenched arm o… 08/31/2014 on Creative? +2
#97 - Picture 08/31/2014 on justgirlythings 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Creative? +11
User avatar #12 - wotterpatch (08/31/2014) [-]
That started in World War One, we wouldn't still do it if it didn't work before
User avatar #8 - tacticalhog (08/31/2014) [-]
Shit though what would happen if a bullet hit the dummy? Wouldn't that fuck up his arm due to him holding a wood beam?
User avatar #10 - warlockrichard (08/31/2014) [-]
all in all I think I would much rather prefer a wrenched arm over a bullet to the dome
User avatar #3 - crazyglove (08/31/2014) [-]
. . . but that doesn't look stupid.
#1 - Picture 08/31/2014 on Read Description... Or not,... +8
#17 - Picture 08/30/2014 on I like turtles 0
#63 - is it bad that I didn't figure it out myself until I got to &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor 0
User avatar #81 - stifflimb (08/30/2014) [-]
I got it at pedal bin, who else!
#127 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Dumbest Tweets 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on The right neighborhood +27
#27 - blackermagic (08/31/2014) [-]
I speak for the realest peseants out there
#15 - norkas (08/31/2014) [-]
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armoury of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
User avatar #16 - norkas (08/31/2014) [-]
edwardnigma
I know you want images, but here's a copypasta
#8 - EdwardNigma (08/31/2014) [-]
I need more pictures with knights and shit damn it.
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#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#105 to #104 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hi other me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#107 to #106 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
s'all right
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
User avatar #94 to #93 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
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#78 to #77 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
#59 - epickitteh (12/19/2011) [-]
thumbs up to a great secret santa! i don't have any presents i can give you that i think will interest you- but i hope you have a wonderful holiday, love the username!
#60 to #59 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
thank you happy holidays
User avatar #57 - infiniteinfinitude (12/19/2011) [-]
I don't really have anything decent to give...So, I'll just give you a link to a really good song I like. =D Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJLxnZMgATU
#58 to #57 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
It's just what I've always wanted
#56 - fishstickz (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello fellow FJer
here's my present to you!

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34
#50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother, you are my secret Santa =) i have decided to leave you with, a hilarious video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TugslL45aXk&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index=21&feature=plppvideo) A cute video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=3G1PFLuTrgM&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 19&feature=plppvideo)!! a random video!! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=CseO1XRYs9I&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 18&feature=plppvideo)

Merry Christmas bro <3 ;)
User avatar #51 to #50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
sorry that the links turned out weird =\
#52 to #51 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
s'all good it's the thought that counts  
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
s'all good it's the thought that counts
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
User avatar #53 to #52 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Thank you so much ;) if you still want, here is a playlist i made a while ago http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCDD3118F147E48DB&feature=mh_lolz

Marry Christmas =) <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thanks I now know what I'm doing today
#55 to #54 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hehehe no problemm  ;)  friend request?
Hehehe no problemm ;) friend request?
#48 - darman (12/08/2011) [-]
Your name deserves many applause's.
#45 - darthidiot (11/09/2011) [-]
MY PENIS IS NOW NAMED AFTER YOU
#47 to #46 - darthidiot (11/09/2011) [-]
you...you... you dont want my PENIS named after you? D;
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