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Just wrapping up high school then I'm off to the Navy.

Ship out for RTC 20130805 Going in for Hospital Corpsman.

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#741 - Hey there FJ, my name is Mike and I'm a Hospital Corpsman in t… 05/16/2015 on get personal on FJ contest 0
#16 - Not me in the picture, for you tarded trolls. 05/11/2015 on Army 0
#15 - Lol you're obviously not in the Military. We do it to each oth…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Army +30
User avatar #26 - AcidFlux (05/11/2015) [-]
Exactly. And the Marine Corps is technically a department of the Navy.
The Men's Department.
#25 - amuzen (05/11/2015) [-]
It's one thing talking shit about your friends to your friends, it's something else talking about shit about them to thousands of strangers on the internet with next to no context.
User avatar #27 - AcidFlux (05/11/2015) [-]
And the only people that could possibly take offense to this is the people at which it is directed. Which would be Army soldiers. And they either get it, or they're stuck up pricks.

It's a joke, son.

MARINE stands for My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment
ARMY stands for Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet
Marines are called jarheads because their haircuts are stupid and their heads are empty like jars

Shall I go on? It's a tradition of interservice ribbing, and it's none of your concern, civvie.
#81 - amuzen (05/12/2015) [-]
I'm not saying it's bad because it offends people in the army I'm sayi b g it's bad because it gives people outside the army the wrong idea. Choosing your audience is the difference between slander and ribbing.
User avatar #83 - AcidFlux (05/12/2015) [-]
Anyone outside the military that actually thinks this is serious is mentally deficient. You'd have to be a child to think that this is anything other than a joke.
#47 - anon (05/11/2015) [-]
Dont forget the Airforce is the Chairforce.

And lets not get started on the cadences.
User avatar #16 - warlike (05/11/2015) [-]
Not me in the picture, for you tarded trolls.
#202 - So did you get all of your military info of Wikipedia or somet…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Obama -1
#209 - xtremehivoltage (05/12/2015) [-]
>airforce transfers go codes for this

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
User avatar #203 - farokhmanesh (05/11/2015) [-]
The Navy has 6 tankers that can't be launched from a ship. Are you retarded?

I never said the Navy wasn't needed. Bu the idea that the Navy is all we need is RETARDED

LOL Ok, so now we're bringing nukes into it? Hmm I guess the AF doesn't have an entire MAJCOM named Global Strike with the sole purpose of dropping nuclear ordinance anywhere on the planet (nuclear or conventional) in less than 24 hours.

Shut up. No one cares how special the boat brigade is. They can't fight wars by themselves. Just like the AF. Just like the Army.
#201 - Not many forces on this Earth can shake a country to it's core…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Obama -1
User avatar #205 - xtremehivoltage (05/11/2015) [-]
Not many weapons that can melt a city like an ICBM, or level one like a B52
#15 - I agree, but the training was fun  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Obama +1
User avatar #17 - Airmanator (05/10/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that!
#13 - Marine Corps, just sayin. Also, the Dept. of the Nav…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Obama +6
#81 - vvthegreats (05/10/2015) [-]
He said LESS, not NONEXISTENT.
#28 - anon (05/10/2015) [-]
True that, not only does the navy have all naval warfare, they have more planes than the air force. Pretty important stuff I'd say O.o
User avatar #105 - farokhmanesh (05/10/2015) [-]
>No BONES, B-2s, Heavies, and a fraction of Air Superiority fighters compared to the AF

And your comment about "more planes" is completely false.

Maybe the most unintelligent comment of the day. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_United_States_military_aircraft
User avatar #54 - economyexplain (05/10/2015) [-]
No, the US Air Force is the largest air force in the world. The Navy is the second largest. Naval warfare is becoming less important as planes continue to have larger ranges. It is still a vital part of our military and will always be, but don't let it go to your head.
User avatar #31 - xtremehivoltage (05/10/2015) [-]
>can't launch any heavy bombers off of an aircraft carrier
>air force holds nuclear keys
>are called seamen (nitpick)
>ultimately the Marines' taxi

Try harder
User avatar #201 - warlike (05/11/2015) [-]
Not many forces on this Earth can shake a country to it's core than having a Carrier Strike group sitting off your coast.
User avatar #205 - xtremehivoltage (05/11/2015) [-]
Not many weapons that can melt a city like an ICBM, or level one like a B52
User avatar #53 - propanex (05/10/2015) [-]
Except you dont need heavy bombers with you have smart bombs and planes that can carry all the weapons they need to fuck up your day
User avatar #114 - farokhmanesh (05/10/2015) [-]
....You realize the Navy can't reach a lot of mainland targets, right? Like, their aircraft can't carry the payloads or the fuel AF aircraft can. And let's see how well those little Hornets do against an enemy with actual AA capabilities.
User avatar #202 - warlike (05/11/2015) [-]
So did you get all of your military info of Wikipedia or something? Range doesn't matter when almost anything that flys can be refueled mid-air. And the Hornet is pretty fucking awesome.

Final note, so our ICBMs and our Nuclear misslles that our subs pack are useless? I'll let the SECNAV know that we're no longer needed and we should just pack up and go home.
#209 - xtremehivoltage (05/12/2015) [-]
>airforce transfers go codes for this

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
User avatar #203 - farokhmanesh (05/11/2015) [-]
The Navy has 6 tankers that can't be launched from a ship. Are you retarded?

I never said the Navy wasn't needed. Bu the idea that the Navy is all we need is RETARDED

LOL Ok, so now we're bringing nukes into it? Hmm I guess the AF doesn't have an entire MAJCOM named Global Strike with the sole purpose of dropping nuclear ordinance anywhere on the planet (nuclear or conventional) in less than 24 hours.

Shut up. No one cares how special the boat brigade is. They can't fight wars by themselves. Just like the AF. Just like the Army.
User avatar #117 - propanex (05/10/2015) [-]
Navy wouldn't send in planes with such AA capabilities. Secondly, they can, hornets with extra fuel tanks can fly across the US
#194 - xtremehivoltage (05/11/2015) [-]
Shh man just stop

You took an IQ test and it came back negative
User avatar #207 - propanex (05/11/2015) [-]
Bruh I am a Captain Sniper in the Navy Force... Go army!
#14 - Airmanator (05/10/2015) [-]
Whenever I see M-16 Bayonets I snigger to myself. Nothing against them, but bayonets just look better on something like an AKM-47.
User avatar #15 - warlike (05/10/2015) [-]
I agree, but the training was fun
User avatar #17 - Airmanator (05/10/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that!
#33 - I'm sorry, what do you do for a living that you can bash these…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Military Comp -2
User avatar #45 - tarnis (12/31/2013) [-]
for every bullet from your country that kills a man you own and are responsible for that very small percent of it that enters his body. you may not fire the gun, you may not make the choice, but you had a hand in killing that man.
User avatar #44 - tarnis (12/31/2013) [-]
Im a citizen who pays for these men to kill people. I pay to keep the gear they use in good shape. I pay them. I have every right to voice my opinion on the matter.
#8 - Hey there. I wan't going to war, I was going off to start trai…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on warlike's profile 0
User avatar #9 - anotherhaloguy (12/31/2013) [-]
Still badass man, good to see youaround again
#59 - -OP Here- Wow, there are a lot of comments here. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Have Sex With Anyone You Want! 0
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User avatar #7 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Hey mate, I remembered your post about going off to war...

How've you been?
User avatar #8 to #7 - warlike (12/31/2013) [-]
Hey there. I wan't going to war, I was going off to start training. And it actually went well, I'm home for christmas exodus now though.

Thanks for the comment!
User avatar #9 to #8 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Still badass man, good to see youaround again
User avatar #6 - seniorcheif (05/29/2013) [-]
hoorah go navy! Bravo Zulu man i hope you do well in the navy
User avatar #3 - yyh (05/29/2013) [-]
GLHFDD Mate! Hooyah! Where's training btw?
User avatar #4 to #3 - warlike (05/29/2013) [-]
Great Lakes, IL
User avatar #5 to #4 - yyh (05/29/2013) [-]
Well **** bro. I'll be moving to Urbana-Champaign in IL, in 3 months for college. Lets hope for some nice ******* weather.
User avatar #2 - garymotherfinoak (02/05/2013) [-]
Im sorry for all the assholes commenting ignorant stuff on your content. its best not to view them or reply to them.
User avatar #1 - westsideluigi (07/21/2012) [-]
I'll just take your profile comment virginity, thank you very much.

and thanks for the friend request bro!

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