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#281354 - Yeah, except you used an absolute when you said everyone who t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #281356 - darksideofthebeast (06/22/2014) [-]
I didn't say anything about in moderation.
I said if you take it regularly then you are. Or at least that's what I meant.

Here and there doesn't make you an addict...
#281378 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Good stuff.
User avatar #281379 - wallbuilder (06/22/2014) [-]
Got signed out.
#281349 - Drug addict requires addiction. Unless they're addicted to the…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #281352 - darksideofthebeast (06/22/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention, this also applies to a good majority who enjoy caffeine.
User avatar #281351 - darksideofthebeast (06/22/2014) [-]
Read below, my good friend.
A drug addict, by definition. Is someone addicted to a chemical.
Anything that chemically effects the brain is a drug, therefore most medications you take regularly make you addicted.
Both physically and mentally.
Depression pills, anxiety pills, adhd pills are all huge and very addicting.
Just sayin', I hate when people think they're not addicted just because they have a prescription.
We're all addicted to something.
User avatar #281377 - shibe (06/22/2014) [-]
A drug is something that is not food or a drink that affects the mind or body, not just a chemical.
User avatar #281468 - darksideofthebeast (06/22/2014) [-]
1drug
noun \ˈdrəg\

: a substance that is used as a medicine

: an illegal and often harmful substance (such as heroin, cocaine, LSD, or marijuana) that people take for pleasure

I never said it was food or drink either, unless you mean alcohol. That's a drug too.

A drug is ANYTHING that chemically alters your brain in some way.
As you mentioned above you went a whole summer without your pills, that's good. But a lot of people (like me) suffer with addiction ti prescriptions and can't quit.
If you know what Benzos (like xanax, klonopin etc...) are then you know they have shitty withdrawals and are terribly addicting.
Not because of the feeling but because of how quickly it builds up. So different medications are harder to quit than others.
I imagine you took your pills as needed?
User avatar #281354 - wallbuilder (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, except you used an absolute when you said everyone who takes drugs(I am aware of the proper definition) is an addict. I have had various types of painkillers in hospital and day to day life, as well as miscellaneous drugs like anti-hayfever stuff, a single cigarette and alcohol every month or so yet have no addiction to any of those, which is at odds with your statement. No hostility intended, just refine it so your meaning is clearer.
User avatar #281356 - darksideofthebeast (06/22/2014) [-]
I didn't say anything about in moderation.
I said if you take it regularly then you are. Or at least that's what I meant.

Here and there doesn't make you an addict...
#281378 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Good stuff.
User avatar #281379 - wallbuilder (06/22/2014) [-]
Got signed out.
#281345 - Yeah, it was a ******** , by my standards too. But… 06/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#281329 - I think he meant to do it, up until he got 500+ thumbs. He pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #281334 - Decode (06/22/2014) [-]
still, you gotta admit it was not only just a thumbwhoring post, but also a shit post. I know front page isn't always great, but the answer to it is NOT fill it with thumbwhores saying they will do things that 99% of the community doesn't even care for.

I guess that's just my opinion though, I can't stand those kinda posts.
User avatar #281345 - wallbuilder (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, it was a shitpost, by my standards too. But some would find it of interest and op probably knew as much, just didn't expect that much of an outcome.
#424099 - Yeah, true, I allowed cross-region play because I couldn't get… 06/21/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#280854 - It still sees daily usage. Autist is just more "hip and c… 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#280850 - Well, gay's used as an insult too. I just don't take those wor…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280851 - nefarian (06/21/2014) [-]
Retard used to be the go-to insult for stupid. I kind of miss it.
User avatar #280854 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
It still sees daily usage. Autist is just more "hip and cool" now.
#280848 - People who can calculate like that do tend to have autism or s…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280849 - nefarian (06/21/2014) [-]
This is why it bothers me that people use 'autist' as an insult for 'stupid'.
User avatar #280850 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, gay's used as an insult too. I just don't take those words at face value, rather just understand the intention behind them.
User avatar #280851 - nefarian (06/21/2014) [-]
Retard used to be the go-to insult for stupid. I kind of miss it.
User avatar #280854 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
It still sees daily usage. Autist is just more "hip and cool" now.
#424091 - Oh, right, the sale. Nah. A game usually lasts me about half a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #424098 - xxiixx (06/21/2014) [-]
As far as the lag goes, make sure you have cross-region play restricted in the game settings. I turned it on for like 30 minutes, got invaded while hallowed, and then backstabbed from a guy that was standing on a ledge above me. Must have been someone from Asia or something with how bad the ping was.
User avatar #424099 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, true, I allowed cross-region play because I couldn't get anyone to summon me in/summon in for Sunbros and forgot to switch it off.
#424090 - By the Gods, I actually got a build to work in DS2. Unfortunat…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #424091 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh, right, the sale. Nah. A game usually lasts me about half a year - 2 years.
User avatar #424098 - xxiixx (06/21/2014) [-]
As far as the lag goes, make sure you have cross-region play restricted in the game settings. I turned it on for like 30 minutes, got invaded while hallowed, and then backstabbed from a guy that was standing on a ledge above me. Must have been someone from Asia or something with how bad the ping was.
User avatar #424099 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, true, I allowed cross-region play because I couldn't get anyone to summon me in/summon in for Sunbros and forgot to switch it off.
#280841 - Lol, stop it you, if you say it too often I won't laugh as much. 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#280823 - He's one of those guys who can literally calculate things like…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280847 - nefarian (06/21/2014) [-]
That's what my parents would call an autist
User avatar #280848 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
People who can calculate like that do tend to have autism or some kind of neurological disorder.
User avatar #280849 - nefarian (06/21/2014) [-]
This is why it bothers me that people use 'autist' as an insult for 'stupid'.
User avatar #280850 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, gay's used as an insult too. I just don't take those words at face value, rather just understand the intention behind them.
User avatar #280851 - nefarian (06/21/2014) [-]
Retard used to be the go-to insult for stupid. I kind of miss it.
User avatar #280854 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
It still sees daily usage. Autist is just more "hip and cool" now.
#280820 - But... weed... lol. It's funny in it's own right, like "f…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280827 - thebestpieever (06/21/2014) [-]
Boner is funnier than penis, but I agree.
User avatar #280841 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Lol, stop it you, if you say it too often I won't laugh as much.
#280768 - No prob. 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#280766 - If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280764 - Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280760 - What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280758 - Anyone you can summon? Becomes 10x easier with 1 person for each boss.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280759 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I summoned Solaire one time and I still got rekt. Though that was one of my first tries and still wasn't used to their attack patterns. I think I only have one humanity left, so I only have one more try with help, then that's it.
User avatar #280760 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or alternative weapons on hand?
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280756 - You don't even know how blessed you are. I hope the four kings…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280757 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I truly did luck out there. I'm not too great at video games, so I didn't imagine breezing through that part so easily.

lol Four Kings, if I even make to them. Ornstein and Smough are fucking me up something fierce.
User avatar #280758 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Anyone you can summon? Becomes 10x easier with 1 person for each boss.
User avatar #280759 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I summoned Solaire one time and I still got rekt. Though that was one of my first tries and still wasn't used to their attack patterns. I think I only have one humanity left, so I only have one more try with help, then that's it.
User avatar #280760 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or alternative weapons on hand?
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280753 - How the utter ******* ******* …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280754 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I actually got it on my second try. First time I was knocked down by the farther guy. The one in front of me kept shooting arrows despite me being like 2 feet in front of him, so I fell the fuck off. That was frustrating because I was counting on him switching to close range.
The second time I don't think I even got hit with another arrow from the far guy, and the closer one switched. He was a dumbass an let me get in three straight strikes with a heavy sword, which ultimately killed him. I was really surprised.
User avatar #280756 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
You don't even know how blessed you are. I hope the four kings use their grapple attack indefinitely on you.
User avatar #280757 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I truly did luck out there. I'm not too great at video games, so I didn't imagine breezing through that part so easily.

lol Four Kings, if I even make to them. Ornstein and Smough are fucking me up something fierce.
User avatar #280758 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Anyone you can summon? Becomes 10x easier with 1 person for each boss.
User avatar #280759 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I summoned Solaire one time and I still got rekt. Though that was one of my first tries and still wasn't used to their attack patterns. I think I only have one humanity left, so I only have one more try with help, then that's it.
User avatar #280760 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or alternative weapons on hand?
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280750 - Ah, yeah. Dark souls is better imo. The game mechanics, while …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280752 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
If you mean the two standing on the walls outside and constantly shooting, I hardly had a problem with them. I ignored one and killed the other with ease. I'm having a whole lot of "fun" with Ornstein and Smough, though.
User avatar #280753 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
How the utter fucking fuckidy fuck fuck do other people walk through that area without much trouble... I had so much hatred for that area. You have to expose your back to one knight while the other shoots at you with a greatbow, if he hits, you probably fly off the edge. They have enough health that you cannot simply 2-3 hit them, and they have high poise. Also, if they elect to block with the bow, for them it serves as in indestructible shield with infinite stability. If you have a weapon that uses sweeping attacks, it'll catch on the wall and you'll stagger. Another quirk that FUCKED me over about 3 or 4 times was, if you block one of their arrows, you get pushed back in the opposite direction you're facing, rather than getting pushed away in the direction the arrow was going. So if you're slightly blocking towards the wall, arrows push you off when blocked.

So tell me, what the fuck did you do?
User avatar #280754 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I actually got it on my second try. First time I was knocked down by the farther guy. The one in front of me kept shooting arrows despite me being like 2 feet in front of him, so I fell the fuck off. That was frustrating because I was counting on him switching to close range.
The second time I don't think I even got hit with another arrow from the far guy, and the closer one switched. He was a dumbass an let me get in three straight strikes with a heavy sword, which ultimately killed him. I was really surprised.
User avatar #280756 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
You don't even know how blessed you are. I hope the four kings use their grapple attack indefinitely on you.
User avatar #280757 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I truly did luck out there. I'm not too great at video games, so I didn't imagine breezing through that part so easily.

lol Four Kings, if I even make to them. Ornstein and Smough are fucking me up something fierce.
User avatar #280758 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Anyone you can summon? Becomes 10x easier with 1 person for each boss.
User avatar #280759 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I summoned Solaire one time and I still got rekt. Though that was one of my first tries and still wasn't used to their attack patterns. I think I only have one humanity left, so I only have one more try with help, then that's it.
User avatar #280760 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or alternative weapons on hand?
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280748 - Silver knights? So when you say Dark souls, you do mean Dark s…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280749 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Dark Souls. That's why I said I'm late to the party, I just bought the first one recently because I wanted to try it before getting the new one.
User avatar #280750 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Ah, yeah. Dark souls is better imo. The game mechanics, while still being terrible, work far better. Never had any real problems with silver knights except for their very high poise. How'd you fare with those two archers? Did you have "Fun"?
User avatar #280752 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
If you mean the two standing on the walls outside and constantly shooting, I hardly had a problem with them. I ignored one and killed the other with ease. I'm having a whole lot of "fun" with Ornstein and Smough, though.
User avatar #280753 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
How the utter fucking fuckidy fuck fuck do other people walk through that area without much trouble... I had so much hatred for that area. You have to expose your back to one knight while the other shoots at you with a greatbow, if he hits, you probably fly off the edge. They have enough health that you cannot simply 2-3 hit them, and they have high poise. Also, if they elect to block with the bow, for them it serves as in indestructible shield with infinite stability. If you have a weapon that uses sweeping attacks, it'll catch on the wall and you'll stagger. Another quirk that FUCKED me over about 3 or 4 times was, if you block one of their arrows, you get pushed back in the opposite direction you're facing, rather than getting pushed away in the direction the arrow was going. So if you're slightly blocking towards the wall, arrows push you off when blocked.

So tell me, what the fuck did you do?
User avatar #280754 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I actually got it on my second try. First time I was knocked down by the farther guy. The one in front of me kept shooting arrows despite me being like 2 feet in front of him, so I fell the fuck off. That was frustrating because I was counting on him switching to close range.
The second time I don't think I even got hit with another arrow from the far guy, and the closer one switched. He was a dumbass an let me get in three straight strikes with a heavy sword, which ultimately killed him. I was really surprised.
User avatar #280756 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
You don't even know how blessed you are. I hope the four kings use their grapple attack indefinitely on you.
User avatar #280757 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I truly did luck out there. I'm not too great at video games, so I didn't imagine breezing through that part so easily.

lol Four Kings, if I even make to them. Ornstein and Smough are fucking me up something fierce.
User avatar #280758 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Anyone you can summon? Becomes 10x easier with 1 person for each boss.
User avatar #280759 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I summoned Solaire one time and I still got rekt. Though that was one of my first tries and still wasn't used to their attack patterns. I think I only have one humanity left, so I only have one more try with help, then that's it.
User avatar #280760 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or alternative weapons on hand?
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
#280744 - Great hammers are slow, but hit for stupendous damage. One rol…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #280745 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
yeah but I suck
#280739 - **** Dark souls 2. It was made so ******* …  [+] (22 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #280746 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm late to the party and bought Dark Souls recently. Fucking Silver knights are so cheap. One of em does a stab that clearly either hits my shield or hits nothing at all, yet I still take the full damage.
User avatar #280748 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Silver knights? So when you say Dark souls, you do mean Dark souls and not Dark souls 2?
User avatar #280749 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Dark Souls. That's why I said I'm late to the party, I just bought the first one recently because I wanted to try it before getting the new one.
User avatar #280750 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Ah, yeah. Dark souls is better imo. The game mechanics, while still being terrible, work far better. Never had any real problems with silver knights except for their very high poise. How'd you fare with those two archers? Did you have "Fun"?
User avatar #280752 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
If you mean the two standing on the walls outside and constantly shooting, I hardly had a problem with them. I ignored one and killed the other with ease. I'm having a whole lot of "fun" with Ornstein and Smough, though.
User avatar #280753 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
How the utter fucking fuckidy fuck fuck do other people walk through that area without much trouble... I had so much hatred for that area. You have to expose your back to one knight while the other shoots at you with a greatbow, if he hits, you probably fly off the edge. They have enough health that you cannot simply 2-3 hit them, and they have high poise. Also, if they elect to block with the bow, for them it serves as in indestructible shield with infinite stability. If you have a weapon that uses sweeping attacks, it'll catch on the wall and you'll stagger. Another quirk that FUCKED me over about 3 or 4 times was, if you block one of their arrows, you get pushed back in the opposite direction you're facing, rather than getting pushed away in the direction the arrow was going. So if you're slightly blocking towards the wall, arrows push you off when blocked.

So tell me, what the fuck did you do?
User avatar #280754 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I actually got it on my second try. First time I was knocked down by the farther guy. The one in front of me kept shooting arrows despite me being like 2 feet in front of him, so I fell the fuck off. That was frustrating because I was counting on him switching to close range.
The second time I don't think I even got hit with another arrow from the far guy, and the closer one switched. He was a dumbass an let me get in three straight strikes with a heavy sword, which ultimately killed him. I was really surprised.
User avatar #280756 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
You don't even know how blessed you are. I hope the four kings use their grapple attack indefinitely on you.
User avatar #280757 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I truly did luck out there. I'm not too great at video games, so I didn't imagine breezing through that part so easily.

lol Four Kings, if I even make to them. Ornstein and Smough are fucking me up something fierce.
User avatar #280758 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Anyone you can summon? Becomes 10x easier with 1 person for each boss.
User avatar #280759 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I summoned Solaire one time and I still got rekt. Though that was one of my first tries and still wasn't used to their attack patterns. I think I only have one humanity left, so I only have one more try with help, then that's it.
User avatar #280760 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
What weapon/shield are you using? Any sorceries or miracles or alternative weapons on hand?
User avatar #280761 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
I currently have Black Knight Sword +4 and Lightning Spear +3 equipped. Haven't gotten into magic yet aside from a couple pyromancy spells. I know I can kill Smough pretty easy with the spear, but I'm not sure if I wanna kill him first...
User avatar #280764 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Kill Ornstein first. Smough has the easier to deal with attack pattern, unless you're after Ornstein's spear, but I don't think you'll want that considering your build. Also, on the second form, only use the black knight sword, they'll have huge resistance to lightning then. At any rate, good luck.
User avatar #280765 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Should I two hand the sword or one hand and shield like always?
User avatar #280766 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
If you're confident enough, switch between them. Whenever I go to attack(depending on circumstances), I 2-hand my weapon. Against Ornstein and Smough, there should be enough time to 2-hand, just be sure of their attack pattern.
User avatar #280767 - ZenMacros (06/21/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. I'll take your advice next time I try them, which'll probably be tomorrow night. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #280768 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
No prob.
User avatar #280741 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
I hated fighting that huge ass giant in the memory, cuz when he's stomp, I'd clearly be outta the way, but itd hit me anyways
User avatar #280740 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
lol I hate it when people fuck me with a great hammer when they invade
they have no armor, one great hammer, and once I get back up from half of my health depleting, they just wack me right when I stand up.
User avatar #280744 - wallbuilder (06/21/2014) [-]
Great hammers are slow, but hit for stupendous damage. One roll and they've depleted their entire stamina bar and you're still ready to go.
User avatar #280745 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
yeah but I suck
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User avatar #142 - revengeforfreeze (06/13/2014) [-]
You know what sucks? Having blue pilled parents that can't accept any new ideas. My parents are really slaves to the system. It's just so frustrating, you wanna yell out. They are trading away their health and wellbeing for the jobs they have.
User avatar #143 to #142 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Honestly, I really don't like my parents. My mum can't be reasoned with and dad follows her word. I'm just biding my time 'till I move out. Only a month or so now.
User avatar #144 to #143 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Same for me almost. Except I don't like them on the grounds of that they never accept what I do because they have so strongly held values. They disapprove of me meditating even. Jeez man, spiritually dead. Anyway. How old are you right now?
User avatar #145 to #144 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
22.
User avatar #146 to #145 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you ever feel pressured to move out?
User avatar #147 to #146 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I wanted to move out the moment I turned 18. But I failed at finding a job for a long time.
User avatar #148 to #147 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Good luck man.

Do you meditate, by the way?
User avatar #149 to #148 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah. What do you do when you meditate?
User avatar #150 to #149 - indone (06/17/2014) [-]
Sorry, I forgot to reply to this.

I can eliminate false ideas, for example. Like, rocking forward and back and telling yourself something until it becomes 'true' in your mind. There are lots of tutorials online, but I suggest you look up what Sam Harris says about it. He is very knowledgable in the art of meditating.
User avatar #151 to #150 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
indone an alt account?
User avatar #152 to #151 - indone (06/17/2014) [-]
No, my new main account
User avatar #153 to #152 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
So, why the new account?
User avatar #154 to #153 - indone (06/17/2014) [-]
Negative feeling attatched to my old account(name)
User avatar #141 - aczzoh (06/13/2014) [-]
I feel like I wanna see you happy and safe. I really wanna hold you tight and see you smile. I wanna hang out with you in-person. For the past 3 months, I've checked to see if you were on funnyjunk, seeing that you were on always made me happy, if you were i'd usually just go to your profile, check recent comments, think about replying to them but was always too afriad to do so, a little different when I was on today. sometimes when looking through pictures to post something i see a picture of your beautiful face and it always makes me so happy also i wanna hear your sexy voice still
User avatar #135 - syrianassassin (05/31/2014) [-]
can i ask a question?
User avatar #136 to #135 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #137 to #136 - syrianassassin (06/01/2014) [-]
what is your beliefs ?
User avatar #138 to #137 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Agnostic. Not sure of a God.
User avatar #139 to #138 - syrianassassin (06/01/2014) [-]
then if you have anything and any question you can tell me, and i am willing to answer

you saw me being harsh on the board, but i am only harsh on the bad so don't take any false idea about me, you saw those fedora wingling new atheist ******* in the religion board how they treat other onions with total ******** and nonsense

this is my first post in the religion board and see what happened
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/54159#54159
User avatar #140 to #139 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks.
User avatar #132 - revengeforfreeze (05/26/2014) [-]
Hey.. Reason I went all out on pie is because he usually held this belief / idea that I was a creepy ************ , stalker, calling me creepy on several occasions, always ranking down on my sentence structure which I know is pretty crappy, but mostly the "creepy" accusations. Can't help it sometimes, I just lash out. At least I fixed it.

Are we still cool?
User avatar #133 to #132 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's fine, you can hate him but don't attack him without provocation. From everything I've ever seen of him, he seems a level-headed guy with a good, consistent moral compass.
User avatar #134 to #133 - revengeforfreeze (05/26/2014) [-]
Maybe I just have a bias from my past interactions. Gonna try reconsider that.
#129 - hazenberdan ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Hey man,I dunno if you remeber me,but I was wondering if you're gonna get Destiny? I'm seeing how many of my friends are gonna get it. I put down a pre-order on it.
User avatar #130 to #129 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna' wait and see what it's like... I might get it, but don't count on it.
#131 to #130 - hazenberdan ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I'll probably be able to tell you in a few months. I still owe like 50$ on it,but game comes out in september,so that's not a problem.
User avatar #125 - ikingdabsy (04/26/2014) [-]
I went to the Journey Into Nyx prerelease, pulled ass made it into a rakdos removal/ ******** deck comprised of commons because that's all black is right now

And I dominated, came 4th after winning 4 rounds and losing 1, I pulled Ajani, Mentor of Heroes in on of my prize packs, so happy
User avatar #126 to #125 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Nice, was it a big event?
Sorry on late reply, I haven't been on FJ lately because of vital tasks(Dark souls 2).
Also, a ton of cards I ordered finally came in and I bought card slips today so I'll finally have some decks soon.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ikingdabsy (05/03/2014) [-]
There was about 35-40 participants so it was kinda big

Awesome! I really want to make the deathtouch deal 1 damage deck you were talking about, sounds so troll. Almost as bad as my mono black 30 removal spells and 4 creatures.
User avatar #128 to #127 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
It is. Unless your opponents have well constructed decks that can deal with threats like that consistently, they basically can't use creatures. Try Goblin sharpshooter and virulent touch. Virulent touch is good because it catches your opponent off guard and costs only 1 mana in 1 turn as opposed to basilisk collar costing 3 mana over 2 turns. and if you have Goblin sharpshooter they lose X creatures where X is what you want them to lose. Olivia Voldaren is pretty good too, she can actually do damage.
User avatar #123 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
hazenberdan

If ya' want, I've just thought about zombies a bunch is all.
#124 to #123 - hazenberdan ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
Alright cool,it's kind of fun to do stuff like that.
User avatar #109 to #108 - wallbuilder ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
An inverted Japanese flag I get but what's the logo in the middle represent?
#110 to #109 - minibeep (03/31/2014) [-]
thats a secret that only our people know
User avatar #111 to #110 - wallbuilder ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Cool, can I become one of those people?
#112 to #111 - minibeep (03/31/2014) [-]
im shocked and offended
here take this bcause you hate when this happens
User avatar #113 to #112 - wallbuilder ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what to make of this. Is this a piece of art? Thank you for the gift, if so. And please can I know? I love secrets.
#114 to #113 - minibeep (03/31/2014) [-]
u cannot
User avatar #115 to #114 - wallbuilder ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh, such cruelty, proffering grand secrets only to ****** them away. Away with you, cruel mistress.
User avatar #107 - wallbuilder ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Note: Should I make a certain comment involving vomit, it is intended as a joke.
User avatar #103 - Rei ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Fire warnings Issued for Victoria
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User avatar #105 to #103 - wallbuilder ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Aye, there's ********* of smoke blowing in but our area is fortunately fire-free. Cheers for the heads-up.
User avatar #106 to #105 - Rei ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
No Problem. Australia seems to be really hot
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User avatar #97 - theflamingfire (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm glad you thumbed me
User avatar #98 to #97 - wallbuilder ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Which one was it again? I usually thumb up comments that get raped without undue thought so there's a fair amount on FJ.
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingfire (12/21/2013) [-]
Most of my comments never get thumbed up which makes me sad
User avatar #100 to #99 - wallbuilder ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Np. Link to the comment?
User avatar #102 to #101 - wallbuilder ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. Well, I got the joke, or style of joke. FJ can often be dumb or hypocritical.
User avatar #96 - wallbuilder ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
**wallbuilder rolls 57**
User avatar #95 - megpoidgumibear (11/06/2013) [-]
hi sexy girl
User avatar #116 to #95 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Somehow, I never noticed this comment 'till now.
User avatar #117 to #116 - megpoidgumibear (04/02/2014) [-]
YOU SUCK
User avatar #118 to #117 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
But hey, at least I replied!
#120 to #119 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Am I no longer a sexy girl?
User avatar #121 to #120 - megpoidgumibear (04/02/2014) [-]
no, you' re a bad girl.
User avatar #94 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
the one and only
#90 - ikingdabsy (10/18/2013) [-]
If someone plays this does summoning creatures give them health?
User avatar #91 to #90 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
If the creature is green/has green mana symbols in it's casting cost, yes.
User avatar #92 to #91 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Creatures count as spells when they are cast.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ikingdabsy (10/18/2013) [-]
Ok, just wanted to check.
User avatar #77 - kibi (10/14/2013) [-]
You mentioned me in a comment on someone's wall, but that person requires me to be their friend to view it.

Mind filling me in, friend?
User avatar #78 to #77 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
How long ago was this? I don't remember, I rarely talk on peoples walls.
User avatar #79 to #78 - kibi (10/14/2013) [-]
It was on lordsaten's wall, yesterday abouts?
#80 to #79 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
You sure it was me who mentioned and on lords@ten? Can't find anything.
#81 to #80 - kibi (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't even care what you might've said anymore I just want to solve this mystery.
User avatar #82 to #81 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to be evasive, I legitimately couldn't find it. You sure it was lordsatens?
#83 to #82 - kibi (10/15/2013) [-]
When I click the link, it gives me this.

I'm actually a little frightened.
User avatar #84 to #83 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I haven't even commented on the wall in ages apparently. No idea what happened. There's a person called kibitzer I think but I've never spoken to them. Best guess is it was a delayed mention and I did it accidentally.
User avatar #89 to #84 - kibi (10/16/2013) [-]
Mystery solved! \o/
User avatar #85 to #84 - kibitzer (10/16/2013) [-]
I'll clear this up for you. You were agreeing with a comment I made, but instead of mentioning my name, you decide to go for ki-bi instead.
User avatar #86 to #85 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #88 to #87 - kibi (10/16/2013) [-]
You're both heroes.
#74 - ikingdabsy (10/09/2013) [-]
Soooooooooooooooo, more magic help pretty pls   
   
I'd decided to use a black deck because I like and understand it. Soon after I was being told the power of blue-black, and I thought &quot;I want in on that&quot;.   
So I'm choosing a intro pack and found 2 I like   
Dark Ascention - Relentless Dead   
and New Phyrexia - Devouring Skies   
   
Opinion?
Soooooooooooooooo, more magic help pretty pls

I'd decided to use a black deck because I like and understand it. Soon after I was being told the power of blue-black, and I thought "I want in on that".
So I'm choosing a intro pack and found 2 I like
Dark Ascention - Relentless Dead
and New Phyrexia - Devouring Skies

Opinion?
User avatar #75 to #74 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Aye, Blue/black are my main colours.

The relentless dead one looks really **** . But the Devouring skies seems okay. Go with that.
User avatar #73 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
black daddy
User avatar #70 - mayormilkman (06/18/2013) [-]
Do you build walls?
#71 to #70 - wallbuilder ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I have been known to... but not so much these days, only on occasions.
User avatar #72 to #71 - mayormilkman (06/21/2013) [-]
Good job.
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