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Date Signed Up:9/10/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#16545
Highest Comment Rank:#2001
Comment Thumbs: 2076 total,  2307 ,  231
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
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Total Comments Made:374
FJ Points:3214

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#151 - **wakingeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #432951…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I would never +1
#152 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
**wakingeyes rolled a random comment #99 posted by Tyranitar at Family ** :
MFW your avatar
#153 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
I was raped because of my avatar. fuck me, right
User avatar #171 - genocidalgenesis (05/10/2013) [-]
dude, you got fucked by bisharp, how are you still alive?
#150 - **wakingeyes rolled user lordflutter **  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
#151 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
#152 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
**wakingeyes rolled a random comment #99 posted by Tyranitar at Family ** :
MFW your avatar
#153 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
I was raped because of my avatar. fuck me, right
User avatar #171 - genocidalgenesis (05/10/2013) [-]
dude, you got fucked by bisharp, how are you still alive?
#27 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Pokemon Guide to Relationships 0
#13 - **wakingeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #60868 … 05/10/2013 on Tumbr +3
#54 - I think you mean that there must have been a point where it wa… 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter 0
#20 - Because it wasn't one person that retweeted, nor were it two..…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter +8
#45 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
intermediate value theorem cuntbag, look it up
#54 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you mean that there must have been a point where it was retweeted just once, however that's not the case anymore (hence my joke). I could also say there was a moment when Ricky's tweet legitimately didn't have any retweets, namely, directly after he tweeted it. So he should donate anyway. But that argument is only just as strong as yours.
#19 - Isn't it a shame people can't make a decent sarcastic comment …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter +3
#30 - oodlesandoodles (05/07/2013) [-]
When using sarcasm on the internet, it's dangerous to go alone.

<-------Take this
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
that's elitism for ya
#22 - tyraxio (05/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up, but mind you, this is FJ. They have the collective average intelligence as the average American, which includes the inability to sarcasm.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (05/07/2013) [-]
>implying sarcasm is easily discernible in text
ISHYGDDT
#21 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
some people can't handle sarcasm
and some people can handle it but just thinks that your specific sarcasm sucks dick and they work against it
#7 - It's not lupus. 05/07/2013 on Please Help.... 0
#15 - Why yes, I can. Clearly not one, but 41 people RT'd.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter +1
User avatar #18 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
Then why'd you say, not one person retweeted?
#20 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't one person that retweeted, nor were it two.. etc. Again: it was just a joke.
#45 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
intermediate value theorem cuntbag, look it up
#54 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you mean that there must have been a point where it was retweeted just once, however that's not the case anymore (hence my joke). I could also say there was a moment when Ricky's tweet legitimately didn't have any retweets, namely, directly after he tweeted it. So he should donate anyway. But that argument is only just as strong as yours.
#17 - KLX (05/07/2013) [-]
#19 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame people can't make a decent sarcastic comment anymore without the majority thinking you're an actual idiot? To answer your question: no, I'm not. Better be clear from now on.
#30 - oodlesandoodles (05/07/2013) [-]
When using sarcasm on the internet, it's dangerous to go alone.

<-------Take this
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
that's elitism for ya
#22 - tyraxio (05/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up, but mind you, this is FJ. They have the collective average intelligence as the average American, which includes the inability to sarcasm.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (05/07/2013) [-]
>implying sarcasm is easily discernible in text
ISHYGDDT
#21 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
some people can't handle sarcasm
and some people can handle it but just thinks that your specific sarcasm sucks dick and they work against it
#9 - Technically, NOT ONE person retweeted. Pay up, Ricky  [+] (14 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter -23
#14 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Go back and learn some English.
User avatar #13 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
can't you read?
#15 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Why yes, I can. Clearly not one, but 41 people RT'd.
User avatar #18 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
Then why'd you say, not one person retweeted?
#20 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't one person that retweeted, nor were it two.. etc. Again: it was just a joke.
#45 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
intermediate value theorem cuntbag, look it up
#54 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you mean that there must have been a point where it was retweeted just once, however that's not the case anymore (hence my joke). I could also say there was a moment when Ricky's tweet legitimately didn't have any retweets, namely, directly after he tweeted it. So he should donate anyway. But that argument is only just as strong as yours.
#17 - KLX (05/07/2013) [-]
#19 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame people can't make a decent sarcastic comment anymore without the majority thinking you're an actual idiot? To answer your question: no, I'm not. Better be clear from now on.
#30 - oodlesandoodles (05/07/2013) [-]
When using sarcasm on the internet, it's dangerous to go alone.

<-------Take this
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
that's elitism for ya
#22 - tyraxio (05/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up, but mind you, this is FJ. They have the collective average intelligence as the average American, which includes the inability to sarcasm.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (05/07/2013) [-]
>implying sarcasm is easily discernible in text
ISHYGDDT
#21 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
some people can't handle sarcasm
and some people can handle it but just thinks that your specific sarcasm sucks dick and they work against it
#184 - A brain gets it's pink color from the blood in the veins. Drai… 05/06/2013 on Mario & Luigi 0
#93 - Right now I'm standing next to my chair because I juuuuust wan… 05/06/2013 on SIT THE FUCK DOWN 0
#24 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Saw this at Wal-Mart +29
#54 - (I'll help a bit) THIS is the witch! Only dubs can kill it!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Luck -4
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#107 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
FUCKIN BUZZKILL
#48 - Dat brass 05/05/2013 on obsession.. +6
#70 - The see-saw/bowlingball one is disgusting  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Suicide Rabbit 0
#87 - doctorfoo (05/05/2013) [-]
Anyone for a bowl of bunny spaghetti?
#6 - I'm still crying  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Damn it. +1
User avatar #8 - moshthun (05/04/2013) [-]
Same here dude, same here.
#4 - I'm crying 05/04/2013 on Pretentious Game | Armor Games +1
#4 - she deals with it like a pro  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on She Never Saw it coming... +255
User avatar #62 - ompalomper (05/04/2013) [-]
bro*
User avatar #28 - dezider (05/04/2013) [-]
i guess it wasn't a first time she was wet while having something long between her legs
#14 - WTF 400°? oh wait.. 'merica 05/03/2013 on Food +2
#3 - Should be: "Or give it to Alfred. He know ho… 05/03/2013 on Batman +3
#33 - I honestly don't know what else to say but thank you, for thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on i really liked this +1
#34 - dawggz (05/03/2013) [-]
Here have a kitten hugging a toy kitten. I hope your days will be brighter thinking that someone out there wishes you nothing but the best ! :D

- Chris
#29 - That's my birthday!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on i really liked this +1
User avatar #31 - dawggz (05/02/2013) [-]
Dear wakingeyes,

I hope you will have an awesome birthday, and an awesome birthday party, and I wish you will be happy until then and as happy or even happier afterwards!

I hope life will smile to you!
#33 - wakingeyes (05/03/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know what else to say but thank you, for these kind words. You are the best, and I wish you the best.
#34 - dawggz (05/03/2013) [-]
Here have a kitten hugging a toy kitten. I hope your days will be brighter thinking that someone out there wishes you nothing but the best ! :D

- Chris
#306 - whoa 05/02/2013 on This turns you gay +4
#305 - **wakingeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #425153…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on This turns you gay +12
#306 - wakingeyes (05/02/2013) [-]
whoa
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#1 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
fckn fgtt
#2 to #1 - wakingeyes (10/17/2013) [-]
nice to meet you, fckn fgtt
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