wakingeyes

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Date Signed Up:9/10/2012
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#20 - I have a feeling this content has been around for a while  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Leonardo da Vinci's... +14
User avatar #30 - Big Josh (05/14/2013) [-]
Since the Renaissance, in all technicality...
#2760 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +1
#47 - Wij bieden onze verontschuldigingen aan. - We apologise … 05/13/2013 on Your sex life in 2013 0
#1 - first thought when reading the title: Bestiality 05/12/2013 on Penguins get screwed by... 0
#3 - i can't eat oreos anymore.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on My mom said I could only... +8
#12 - imadeanaccforthis has deleted their comment.
#11 - settantaventi (05/13/2013) [-]
This image has expired
wut?
User avatar #9 - nephritho (05/13/2013) [-]
You would be surprised what kinds food have arthropod fragments, rat droppings and other filth.
ALL OF THEM.
#7 - whatusername (05/13/2013) [-]
#2 - Comment deleted 05/12/2013 on Melenium pun-coln 0
#1 - Picture 05/12/2013 on This Should Have Been The... +2
#8 - can't watch, too feely 05/12/2013 on Pokemon Feels 0
#5 - I would have said something like: how about $3 and a kiss 05/10/2013 on Best Workout 0
#3 - ..... the more realistic it gets. really 05/10/2013 on The more you look... 0
#108 - same, because of the many DBZ posts lately 05/10/2013 on yeah for zombies 0
#12 - **wakingeyes rolls 095** trips = god exists 05/10/2013 on God -3
#153 - I was raped because of my avatar. **** me, right  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
User avatar #171 - genocidalgenesis (05/10/2013) [-]
dude, you got fucked by bisharp, how are you still alive?
#152 - **wakingeyes rolled a random comment #99 posted by Tyranit…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
#153 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
I was raped because of my avatar. fuck me, right
User avatar #171 - genocidalgenesis (05/10/2013) [-]
dude, you got fucked by bisharp, how are you still alive?
#151 - **wakingeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #432951…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I would never +1
#152 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
**wakingeyes rolled a random comment #99 posted by Tyranitar at Family ** :
MFW your avatar
#153 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
I was raped because of my avatar. fuck me, right
User avatar #171 - genocidalgenesis (05/10/2013) [-]
dude, you got fucked by bisharp, how are you still alive?
#150 - **wakingeyes rolled user lordflutter **  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
#151 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
#152 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
**wakingeyes rolled a random comment #99 posted by Tyranitar at Family ** :
MFW your avatar
#153 - wakingeyes (05/10/2013) [-]
I was raped because of my avatar. fuck me, right
User avatar #171 - genocidalgenesis (05/10/2013) [-]
dude, you got fucked by bisharp, how are you still alive?
#27 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Pokemon Guide to Relationships 0
#13 - **wakingeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #60868 … 05/10/2013 on Tumbr +3
#54 - I think you mean that there must have been a point where it wa… 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter 0
#20 - Because it wasn't one person that retweeted, nor were it two..…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter +8
#45 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
intermediate value theorem cuntbag, look it up
#54 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you mean that there must have been a point where it was retweeted just once, however that's not the case anymore (hence my joke). I could also say there was a moment when Ricky's tweet legitimately didn't have any retweets, namely, directly after he tweeted it. So he should donate anyway. But that argument is only just as strong as yours.
#19 - Isn't it a shame people can't make a decent sarcastic comment …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter +3
#30 - oodlesandoodles (05/07/2013) [-]
When using sarcasm on the internet, it's dangerous to go alone.

<-------Take this
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
that's elitism for ya
#22 - tyraxio (05/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up, but mind you, this is FJ. They have the collective average intelligence as the average American, which includes the inability to sarcasm.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (05/07/2013) [-]
>implying sarcasm is easily discernible in text
ISHYGDDT
#21 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
some people can't handle sarcasm
and some people can handle it but just thinks that your specific sarcasm sucks dick and they work against it
#7 - It's not lupus. 05/07/2013 on Please Help.... 0
#15 - Why yes, I can. Clearly not one, but 41 people RT'd.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter +1
User avatar #18 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
Then why'd you say, not one person retweeted?
#20 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't one person that retweeted, nor were it two.. etc. Again: it was just a joke.
#45 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
intermediate value theorem cuntbag, look it up
#54 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you mean that there must have been a point where it was retweeted just once, however that's not the case anymore (hence my joke). I could also say there was a moment when Ricky's tweet legitimately didn't have any retweets, namely, directly after he tweeted it. So he should donate anyway. But that argument is only just as strong as yours.
#17 - KLX (05/07/2013) [-]
#19 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame people can't make a decent sarcastic comment anymore without the majority thinking you're an actual idiot? To answer your question: no, I'm not. Better be clear from now on.
#30 - oodlesandoodles (05/07/2013) [-]
When using sarcasm on the internet, it's dangerous to go alone.

<-------Take this
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
that's elitism for ya
#22 - tyraxio (05/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up, but mind you, this is FJ. They have the collective average intelligence as the average American, which includes the inability to sarcasm.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (05/07/2013) [-]
>implying sarcasm is easily discernible in text
ISHYGDDT
#21 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
some people can't handle sarcasm
and some people can handle it but just thinks that your specific sarcasm sucks dick and they work against it
#9 - Technically, NOT ONE person retweeted. Pay up, Ricky  [+] (14 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ricky Gervais on twitter -23
#14 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Go back and learn some English.
User avatar #13 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
can't you read?
#15 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Why yes, I can. Clearly not one, but 41 people RT'd.
User avatar #18 - thisisestonia (05/07/2013) [-]
Then why'd you say, not one person retweeted?
#20 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't one person that retweeted, nor were it two.. etc. Again: it was just a joke.
#45 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
intermediate value theorem cuntbag, look it up
#54 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you mean that there must have been a point where it was retweeted just once, however that's not the case anymore (hence my joke). I could also say there was a moment when Ricky's tweet legitimately didn't have any retweets, namely, directly after he tweeted it. So he should donate anyway. But that argument is only just as strong as yours.
#17 - KLX (05/07/2013) [-]
#19 - wakingeyes (05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame people can't make a decent sarcastic comment anymore without the majority thinking you're an actual idiot? To answer your question: no, I'm not. Better be clear from now on.
#30 - oodlesandoodles (05/07/2013) [-]
When using sarcasm on the internet, it's dangerous to go alone.

<-------Take this
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
that's elitism for ya
#22 - tyraxio (05/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed you up, but mind you, this is FJ. They have the collective average intelligence as the average American, which includes the inability to sarcasm.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (05/07/2013) [-]
>implying sarcasm is easily discernible in text
ISHYGDDT
#21 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
some people can't handle sarcasm
and some people can handle it but just thinks that your specific sarcasm sucks dick and they work against it
#184 - A brain gets it's pink color from the blood in the veins. Drai… 05/06/2013 on Mario & Luigi 0
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#1 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
fckn fgtt
#2 to #1 - wakingeyes (10/17/2013) [-]
nice to meet you, fckn fgtt
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