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#2 - whats her name? the name of science could use it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Wanted by the FBI +5
#4 - chardlz (07/02/2014) [-]
Her name is Camryn Kiss
#5 - chardlz (07/02/2014) [-]
unless you meant the baby in which case i can't help
#21 - by life span it means shelf life. so if the shelf life is five…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Onideus 0
User avatar #22 - darknak (01/06/2014) [-]
oh ok thanks, i tough it was about how long the charge last
#5 - anyone else notice this starts as him saying he is 16 in bio t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Another fucking tard +3
User avatar #12 - deathstare (01/06/2014) [-]
He stated that he was the best teacher in class because the tard was too busy masturbating to learn anything from his teacher. So the student taught him not to masturbate in class.
User avatar #7 - fatdinosaur (01/06/2014) [-]
Implying he was the best teacher in the room, as in him being better than his teacher or that is teacher is shit at teaching.
User avatar #9 - Mortuus (01/06/2014) [-]
It's not difficult for a decently intelligent teen to upstage a high school teacher.
#68 - Does anybody have the gif of the black kids and the one kinda … 10/03/2013 on still my fav .gif 0
#67 - all of my wat. 10/03/2013 on still my fav .gif 0
#22 - also i did look it up and not really anything on nightmares or… 09/04/2013 on follow your dreams 0
#21 - i went to the supermarket nearby today and found what i was lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on follow your dreams 0
#23 - AnonymousDonor (09/04/2013) [-]
hahah well the more research i do the more i think you might need a large amount to get the crazy epic type dream i had....although for only 0.25 L last night's wasn't too bad....
#19 - im gonna see if i can find anything about this i really want t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2013 on follow your dreams 0
#20 - AnonymousDonor (09/03/2013) [-]
please do!
and if its not too much trouble could you add how much you drank and how long it took you to fall asleep?
im trying to approaching this scientifically to get the recipes just right
(and for the record, drinking smaller amounts of apple juice more than 7 hours before bed has no major effect whatsoever)
User avatar #22 - wafflemonster (09/04/2013) [-]
also i did look it up and not really anything on nightmares or needing a positive outlook before hand so i think i wont have any worries in trying it.
User avatar #21 - wafflemonster (09/04/2013) [-]
i went to the supermarket nearby today and found what i was looking for however i of course didnt have money on me so as soon as i get a few bucks ill head back up and try it out that night. its not a large bottle, it almost looks like its made for doing this.
#23 - AnonymousDonor (09/04/2013) [-]
hahah well the more research i do the more i think you might need a large amount to get the crazy epic type dream i had....although for only 0.25 L last night's wasn't too bad....
#16 - im totally going to look into this. is there a possibility of …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2013 on follow your dreams 0
#17 - AnonymousDonor (09/03/2013) [-]
couldnt tell ya - last night was my first time trying it

and umm... to be honest it was kind of a bad dream, but all the epic ones (that last all night) are
yano it started out with a bunch of people ransacking my apartment and then capturing my family back home and i had to go on this ludicrously long quest involving digimon, dr. robotnik, and any number of the horrors from Cabin in the Woods, most of which i had to fight single handedly, prevent the rape of multiple women get a blowjob from a hot yet wicked witch and free a couple dwarves before racing home along a desert road in a convertible

one of those that starts out bad but ends amazingly because of it
oh but the worst part was that even though i knew i was dreaming, this time for some reason i couldn't access any of my dreamer's powers (yano usually even if its not lucid i can conjure fireballs, summon tornadoes and fly for good periods of time but last night i was just a regular human, and i STILL managed to accomplish all the above)

depends on what kind of dreamer you are i suppose
i mean personally i havent had any actual nightmares in a good long while
....and most of them have to do with ex-girlfriends.......
User avatar #19 - wafflemonster (09/03/2013) [-]
im gonna see if i can find anything about this i really want to try this but i dont want to have a bad experience ya know? if i try it ill let you know how it went!
#20 - AnonymousDonor (09/03/2013) [-]
please do!
and if its not too much trouble could you add how much you drank and how long it took you to fall asleep?
im trying to approaching this scientifically to get the recipes just right
(and for the record, drinking smaller amounts of apple juice more than 7 hours before bed has no major effect whatsoever)
User avatar #22 - wafflemonster (09/04/2013) [-]
also i did look it up and not really anything on nightmares or needing a positive outlook before hand so i think i wont have any worries in trying it.
User avatar #21 - wafflemonster (09/04/2013) [-]
i went to the supermarket nearby today and found what i was looking for however i of course didnt have money on me so as soon as i get a few bucks ill head back up and try it out that night. its not a large bottle, it almost looks like its made for doing this.
#23 - AnonymousDonor (09/04/2013) [-]
hahah well the more research i do the more i think you might need a large amount to get the crazy epic type dream i had....although for only 0.25 L last night's wasn't too bad....
#14 - how do i obtain said apple juice  [+] (8 new replies) 09/03/2013 on follow your dreams 0
#15 - AnonymousDonor (09/03/2013) [-]
any grocery store my good man
the brand i chose was "Simply Apple"

probably the most important thing is that it is actual apple juice, no additives to screw with the acetylcholine (which i gather is the reason the dreams are so ridiculous)

and BOY was it ridiculous - i performed lewd sexual actions more than once in that dream and woke up to some laundry in dire need of doing
User avatar #16 - wafflemonster (09/03/2013) [-]
im totally going to look into this. is there a possibility of having a vivid bad dream? i assume it would be like doing shrooms or LSD where you need to go in to it with a good mind set to have a good trip?
#17 - AnonymousDonor (09/03/2013) [-]
couldnt tell ya - last night was my first time trying it

and umm... to be honest it was kind of a bad dream, but all the epic ones (that last all night) are
yano it started out with a bunch of people ransacking my apartment and then capturing my family back home and i had to go on this ludicrously long quest involving digimon, dr. robotnik, and any number of the horrors from Cabin in the Woods, most of which i had to fight single handedly, prevent the rape of multiple women get a blowjob from a hot yet wicked witch and free a couple dwarves before racing home along a desert road in a convertible

one of those that starts out bad but ends amazingly because of it
oh but the worst part was that even though i knew i was dreaming, this time for some reason i couldn't access any of my dreamer's powers (yano usually even if its not lucid i can conjure fireballs, summon tornadoes and fly for good periods of time but last night i was just a regular human, and i STILL managed to accomplish all the above)

depends on what kind of dreamer you are i suppose
i mean personally i havent had any actual nightmares in a good long while
....and most of them have to do with ex-girlfriends.......
User avatar #19 - wafflemonster (09/03/2013) [-]
im gonna see if i can find anything about this i really want to try this but i dont want to have a bad experience ya know? if i try it ill let you know how it went!
#20 - AnonymousDonor (09/03/2013) [-]
please do!
and if its not too much trouble could you add how much you drank and how long it took you to fall asleep?
im trying to approaching this scientifically to get the recipes just right
(and for the record, drinking smaller amounts of apple juice more than 7 hours before bed has no major effect whatsoever)
User avatar #22 - wafflemonster (09/04/2013) [-]
also i did look it up and not really anything on nightmares or needing a positive outlook before hand so i think i wont have any worries in trying it.
User avatar #21 - wafflemonster (09/04/2013) [-]
i went to the supermarket nearby today and found what i was looking for however i of course didnt have money on me so as soon as i get a few bucks ill head back up and try it out that night. its not a large bottle, it almost looks like its made for doing this.
#23 - AnonymousDonor (09/04/2013) [-]
hahah well the more research i do the more i think you might need a large amount to get the crazy epic type dream i had....although for only 0.25 L last night's wasn't too bad....
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#10 - scoutspancakemix (10/30/2011) [-]
A LEGIT RAGE COMIC WHICH COULD GET US TO THE FRONT PAGE!!! what should it be about though, that is the question. I really dont have any ideas off the top of my head right now.
User avatar #6 - lolgy (06/22/2011) [-]
u like and respect kennedy?
User avatar #7 to #7 - wafflemonster (06/22/2011) [-]
i do i believe he was a great man why do you ask kind sir?
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolgy (06/22/2011) [-]
Even though I am not American i believe he was one of the great men to ever live and represented the height of America. The world needs more leaders like him as he executed the office of the president of the USA with great distinction and lead brilliantly in a dangerous world. i asked cuz i throught you might of felt the same lol.
User avatar #9 to #9 - wafflemonster (06/22/2011) [-]
:D i love you plenty of homo
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