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Lol, i had like, 9 of the "colored text" items before the server change, and I never got a chance to use them! Damn lolcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS2, PS3, Wii, PC, DS, 3DS
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Dark Souls, Minecraft, Pokemon, various others that don't merit listing!
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Nevada USA
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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

ALSO if anyone is a fan of some Economic minecraft, check out Excelsion.net
They're a brand new economy server, and one of the owners, Revanrose6, is a good friend of mine. Give it a look!

Take care FJ

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    Admin is the skipper of our FJ boat Admin is the skipper of our FJ boat
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    Oh look! it's him! Oh look! it's him!
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    The favorite The favorite
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    Cali super-lotto Cali super-lotto
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    Gamer mentality Gamer mentality
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    HEY ARNOLD HEY ARNOLD
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#1660 to #1659 - waffies ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.    
   
No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.

No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - Compootor (10/21/2014) [-]
I added you again, but I can't remember either. It would have been some comment business. I think I got a high-thumb count on a comment and you commented under mine and also got a decent amount of thumbs.
#1654 - waffies ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED THE CAMEL REV
FEED THE CAMEL REV
#1655 to #1654 - waffies ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED IT
FEED IT
#1651 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
#1652 to #1651 - waffies ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Im alright, just trying to get everything in my life into order. Sometimes everything just happens at once ya know?

Medical paperwork, air force applications, big get together with friends, renovations to the house with dad, local Rib Cook-Off that my family wants to go to... Just doesn't feel like there's time for everything

Its worth mentioning that Guardians was an amazing movie though. Like hells yeah

And how've you been doing?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing! i enjoyed every second of it!

hope you find some time to get your life in order bro...i know them feels of everything happening at once.
#1648 - stealthnull (07/28/2014) [-]
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
#1649 to #1648 - waffies ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You fool! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!
User avatar #1647 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
i've sunk to the level of josh lol.......... i am ashamed
#1645 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1646 to #1645 - waffies ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
User avatar #1638 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a whiled though I'd come say Hello.
#1639 to #1638 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well hiya! How's life? how ya been? Last time i remember talking to you, there were some troubles at work i think? That or you had troubles with your sister, but i think that was someone else

Testing a pic i croppoed out earlier, dont mind my nonsense
#1640 to #1639 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best  Car troubles, money problems  but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski?  Pic looks pretty good though
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best Car troubles, money problems but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski? Pic looks pretty good though
#1641 to #1640 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Good supervisors is always a good thing. Fingers crossed that things get better i guess? Direction in life is always fantastic. I myself have an appointment with local air-force recruiter on monday! I know im joining the service one way or another, just dont know if im doing Air force or Marines at the moment. I'll figure it out in time.
Discovered a billion new webcomics, been grabbing reaction images as i spot them
#1642 to #1641 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, for some reason I'm feeling good about things. Call it blind optimism Hey man The Air Force sounds cool, flying planes and **** but I would prefer the Marines Just my choice, but I know I wouldn't make the cut. Too out of shape and I don't wanna take a year off to work out and train. You feel me? but it seems you got a direction in your life which is pretty ******* cool I'm rooting for you buddy
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
well see, if i do marines, i'd want to be flying marine aircraft. Planes is my goal either way. Only reason Navy isnt on the list is because i hear aircraft carriers are a bitch to get onto, pilot or not
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then go with what has the highest chance of getting you on a bird. As for me if I joined I'd either be a mechanic Learning Aviation mechanics and Diesel Mechanics would guarantee me a job anywhere or I wouldn't mind being Front line blowing **** up and shooting *********** I'm joking I'd rather be a scout sniper
User avatar #1635 - mrbuu ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
sunset once comment on my profile. not trying to brag or nothing.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - waffies ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Sunset was my "FJ role model". He was in his prime when i was climbing commenting ranks. I miss him and Raging and Shadow... great bunch of guys
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - mrbuu ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
238 is pretty nice for me granted i one day might want to be known or be fj famous since i been here for eva.
#1632 - waffies ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1617 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
you were interviewed for being a top commenter?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently. Also, evidently at least two anonymous users have been on my profile lately. Thats a neat function
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i feel like it invades the privacy of people trying to lurk the profiles of others XD
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Hah, well, nothing wrong with some public lurking
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
indeed. so how you been bro?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Im alright. Getting a bit more direction in life, though its slow going. Enjoying certain bits of laziness, moderating a minecraft server, so on
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
nice. i just switched security companies. now instead of wearing a shirt and carrying a flashlight, i wear a shirt and a vest, carry a flashlight, a gun, handcuffs and a baton, AND i get to arrest ************* . life is good
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , who're you working for? And if you arrest someone, do you like, then hand them over to police orsomething? I dont know how security companies work
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
and i work for a company called Blue Steel
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i put them in cuffs, usually after a world class wrestling match, then call the police to come pick them up
User avatar #1627 to #1625 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Thats honestly pretty awesome. What do you guard?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - brothergrimm (05/28/2014) [-]
usually ****** apartment complexes. occasionally a warehouse or the rare music event
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - waffies ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont suppose its the kind of music event where all the college girls are lifting their shirts for the band members. There's always upsides there!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - brothergrimm (05/29/2014) [-]
no the last one i did was some weird little mexican concern inside an emptied out swap mart. i totally fell in love with the chick who was giving the orders though *drool*
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - waffies ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, get her number or anything?
User avatar #1634 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
broke my little black heart
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
nope. she stated that she was 9 years older than me in the way that says "you have absolutely no chance with this"
#1615 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:    
Short answering these will help with my compilation.    
   
1. Got any nicknames?    
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?    
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?    
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?    
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?    
   
6. Info about your mascot?    
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?    
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - waffies ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
1. No nicknames on the site, Hook or Hooker IRL

2. I used to be a commenter, no photoshopping or such, just some well placed quips or puns. Spiderman threads galore for a while (I dare someone to try to out-spiderman me)

3. I hit #1 on November 21st, 2012, only a few hours before Phan.act did for the first time, and never reclaimed #1 after that.

4. I reached level 400 shortly after my #1 i believe, cant be damned to find out specifics. It kinda resulted in my "retiring" from commenting for the most part though.

5. Just the main content. I start at the #1 content and make my way down till i hit things in the 10's of thumbs. Used to comment on brony board just because they were actually sociable about day to day stuff, but i got weirded out after a while.

6. My mascot is a Kiwi standing on a Popsicle. There is no reason for it, it is just how it is. I have a T-shirt with that same symbol on it, that i have worn every single Friday past for 6 years. All because of an obnoxious and large chested girl who wouldn't follow orders in ROTC when i was a sophomore in high school. There is a lot more detail to the story, but thats all i need to say to get FJ interested.

7. Not too much to say without giving away personal details. Umm... I'll make the argument that the world gives too many ***** and should seriously just calm the **** down. That is my biggest complaint about life and generally FJ too. Too many ***** given about girl gamers, bronies, sexuality debates.... all of it. You're all pretty damn great if you stop nitpicking.

Take care theannoyingFJguy, hope i answered properly. You can trim down the big comments if you'd like, so long as you dont make a liar of me.
#1608 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Woah, I caught up to your comment thumbs and I'm not even god yet.
#1609 to #1608 - waffies ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Addy must have boosted the required number?   
Grats though! so close!
Addy must have boosted the required number?
Grats though! so close!
#1610 to #1609 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
That true and thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow fj god.
#1611 to #1610 - waffies ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
We have, I first met you when you accidentally mentioned me, and I thought your username was waffles.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - waffies ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
a common enough occurrence. Hows it feel to be #1 and closing on god? (those were two very far-flung events for me)
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Feels good man.
User avatar #1600 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
holy **** you're still alive O.o
#1601 to #1600 - waffies ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.   
   
Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.

Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
and this was the post. there's a link on it you should listen to
funnyjunk.com/user/brothergrimm/299#299
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
i wasn't sure if you were still derping around here or what. a couple of people i really liked on here have disappeared over the years. one actually told me he was never coming back to FJ

i never thought i would be that sad over losing an internet bro
User avatar #1604 to #1602 - waffies ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, i still poke about. Not really any goal in staying, just kinda being here, watching the funny, so forth. How about you? just poking your neb in to see how we're all doing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much. that friggin song kinda got to me the same way that goddamn comic did about the internet not existing in the future. got me feelin all sentimental and ****
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - waffies ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i know the feeling i guess. On that note, my dog kinda passed away tonight, and i think i'd best get some sleep, i've had a sad couple of hours, paired with some drink. If you swing by again tomorrow ill be on at some point. Just take care either way yeah?
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
you too man. be safe
#1599 - waffies ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1594 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Been a while dude.
#1595 to #1594 - waffies ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
indeed it has. obnoxious chat color, well earned!
indeed it has. obnoxious chat color, well earned!
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I was gonna choose green, but I just love purple. Like how Phanact wants to have sex with orange.
#1597 to #1596 - waffies ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
sometimes ya just gotta 						****					 a color. How's life been?
sometimes ya just gotta **** a color. How's life been?
#1598 to #1597 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't know, the usual. FJ, school, sleep.
User avatar #1586 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
so, about den fj points
selling?
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - waffies ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
collecting, sorry
User avatar #1589 to #1587 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
one does not collect fj points
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - waffies ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
and why not?
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
it's like collecting currency
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - waffies ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
So im bill gates, wanna fight about it?
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
I don't see why this would be a reason for a fight
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
awwwww
User avatar #1574 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
thumb me down *****
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
i'll admit, i almost took the bait! you /are/ good at what you do, i'll give ya that
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
The more people thumb me down, the faster I can hit my goal. So go ahead, do it.
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
lotta people have the same goal. Ill give ya the one thumb down, good luck with the rest
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
Only like 5, but displaying that I'm a bait doesn't help me that much.
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
blah, comment gone. fine then.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
I wasn't always a **********
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3105862/Happy+New+Year/20#20

Back in the day, I was top in comments. This is one of my crowning achievements. 1800 comment thumbs in one day.
Feel free to thumb those down though
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
heh, as raging and the others said, the deleted posts there takes off from your achievement there. How high in the ranks did you reach?
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
What do you mean "the deleted posts"

Also, I was #7 in comments at some point. I have a **** load of green thumbs under my belt, but something happened in March 2012 that ****** everything over and got me red thumb banned.
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
thats sucky. And the handful of "orrisic has deleted their comments" below your victorious dubs. Presumably failed rolls?

What made you want to go for the red thumb grand prize?
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
Failed rolls.

WAIT. If I delete comments with positive thumbs... would I lose those thumbs and gain a ******** of extra negative levels?

Also, I'm going for the red thumb grand prize because I had a head start. I was already level -312 or something when I started. And I started only a week ago.
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - waffies ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
well, good luck. And no clue about the deletion thing. i think rankings are only counted within 90 days or something
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User avatar #1562 - ragnagna (12/14/2013) [-]
Most awesomest best ******* guy ever. That's it.
#1563 to #1562 - waffies ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Glad you enjoyed it!
#1564 to #1563 - ragnagna (12/14/2013) [-]
Of course i had ! I mean, it took you 1 or 2 hours to put them online, just to be kind to total strangers.   
You just rock dude, that's a fact !
Of course i had ! I mean, it took you 1 or 2 hours to put them online, just to be kind to total strangers.
You just rock dude, that's a fact !
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