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Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

ALSO if anyone is a fan of some Economic minecraft, I help staff a server called "Ecocitycraft" Feel free to come see us, the IP is mc.ecocitycraft.com, and if you'd like to talk to me in game, look for Core_Diver

Take care FJ

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    Oh look! it's him! Oh look! it's him!
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    Cali super-lotto Cali super-lotto
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#1645 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1646 to #1645 - waffies (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
User avatar #1638 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a whiled though I'd come say Hello.
#1639 to #1638 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well hiya! How's life? how ya been? Last time i remember talking to you, there were some troubles at work i think? That or you had troubles with your sister, but i think that was someone else

Testing a pic i croppoed out earlier, dont mind my nonsense
#1640 to #1639 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best  Car troubles, money problems  but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski?  Pic looks pretty good though
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best Car troubles, money problems but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski? Pic looks pretty good though
#1641 to #1640 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Good supervisors is always a good thing. Fingers crossed that things get better i guess? Direction in life is always fantastic. I myself have an appointment with local air-force recruiter on monday! I know im joining the service one way or another, just dont know if im doing Air force or Marines at the moment. I'll figure it out in time.
Discovered a billion new webcomics, been grabbing reaction images as i spot them
#1642 to #1641 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, for some reason I'm feeling good about things. Call it blind optimism Hey man The Air Force sounds cool, flying planes and **** but I would prefer the Marines Just my choice, but I know I wouldn't make the cut. Too out of shape and I don't wanna take a year off to work out and train. You feel me? but it seems you got a direction in your life which is pretty ******* cool I'm rooting for you buddy
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
well see, if i do marines, i'd want to be flying marine aircraft. Planes is my goal either way. Only reason Navy isnt on the list is because i hear aircraft carriers are a bitch to get onto, pilot or not
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then go with what has the highest chance of getting you on a bird. As for me if I joined I'd either be a mechanic Learning Aviation mechanics and Diesel Mechanics would guarantee me a job anywhere or I wouldn't mind being Front line blowing **** up and shooting *********** I'm joking I'd rather be a scout sniper
User avatar #1635 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
sunset once comment on my profile. not trying to brag or nothing.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - waffies (06/18/2014) [-]
Sunset was my "FJ role model". He was in his prime when i was climbing commenting ranks. I miss him and Raging and Shadow... great bunch of guys
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
238 is pretty nice for me granted i one day might want to be known or be fj famous since i been here for eva.
#1632 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1617 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
you were interviewed for being a top commenter?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently. Also, evidently at least two anonymous users have been on my profile lately. Thats a neat function
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i feel like it invades the privacy of people trying to lurk the profiles of others XD
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Hah, well, nothing wrong with some public lurking
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
indeed. so how you been bro?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Im alright. Getting a bit more direction in life, though its slow going. Enjoying certain bits of laziness, moderating a minecraft server, so on
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
nice. i just switched security companies. now instead of wearing a shirt and carrying a flashlight, i wear a shirt and a vest, carry a flashlight, a gun, handcuffs and a baton, AND i get to arrest ************* . life is good
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , who're you working for? And if you arrest someone, do you like, then hand them over to police orsomething? I dont know how security companies work
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
and i work for a company called Blue Steel
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i put them in cuffs, usually after a world class wrestling match, then call the police to come pick them up
User avatar #1627 to #1625 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Thats honestly pretty awesome. What do you guard?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - brothergrimm (05/28/2014) [-]
usually ****** apartment complexes. occasionally a warehouse or the rare music event
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - waffies (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont suppose its the kind of music event where all the college girls are lifting their shirts for the band members. There's always upsides there!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - brothergrimm (05/29/2014) [-]
no the last one i did was some weird little mexican concern inside an emptied out swap mart. i totally fell in love with the chick who was giving the orders though *drool*
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, get her number or anything?
User avatar #1634 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
broke my little black heart
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
nope. she stated that she was 9 years older than me in the way that says "you have absolutely no chance with this"
#1615 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:    
Short answering these will help with my compilation.    
   
1. Got any nicknames?    
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?    
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?    
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?    
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?    
   
6. Info about your mascot?    
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?    
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - waffies (04/15/2014) [-]
1. No nicknames on the site, Hook or ****** IRL

2. I used to be a commenter, no photoshopping or such, just some well placed quips or puns. Spiderman threads galore for a while (I dare someone to try to out-spiderman me)

3. I hit #1 on November 21st, 2012, only a few hours before Phan.act did for the first time, and never reclaimed #1 after that.

4. I reached level 400 shortly after my #1 i believe, cant be damned to find out specifics. It kinda resulted in my "retiring" from commenting for the most part though.

5. Just the main content. I start at the #1 content and make my way down till i hit things in the 10's of thumbs. Used to comment on brony board just because they were actually sociable about day to day stuff, but i got weirded out after a while.

6. My mascot is a Kiwi standing on a Popsicle. There is no reason for it, it is just how it is. I have a T-shirt with that same symbol on it, that i have worn every single Friday past for 6 years. All because of an obnoxious and large chested girl who wouldn't follow orders in ROTC when i was a sophomore in high school. There is a lot more detail to the story, but thats all i need to say to get FJ interested.

7. Not too much to say without giving away personal details. Umm... I'll make the argument that the world gives too many ***** and should seriously just calm the **** down. That is my biggest complaint about life and generally FJ too. Too many ***** given about girl gamers, bronies, sexuality debates.... all of it. You're all pretty damn great if you stop nitpicking.

Take care theannoyingFJguy, hope i answered properly. You can trim down the big comments if you'd like, so long as you dont make a liar of me.
#1608 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Woah, I caught up to your comment thumbs and I'm not even god yet.
#1609 to #1608 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Addy must have boosted the required number?   
Grats though! so close!
Addy must have boosted the required number?
Grats though! so close!
#1610 to #1609 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
That true and thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow fj god.
#1611 to #1610 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
We have, I first met you when you accidentally mentioned me, and I thought your username was waffles.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
a common enough occurrence. Hows it feel to be #1 and closing on god? (those were two very far-flung events for me)
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Feels good man.
User avatar #1600 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
holy **** you're still alive O.o
#1601 to #1600 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.   
   
Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.

Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
and this was the post. there's a link on it you should listen to
funnyjunk.com/user/brothergrimm/299#299
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
i wasn't sure if you were still derping around here or what. a couple of people i really liked on here have disappeared over the years. one actually told me he was never coming back to FJ

i never thought i would be that sad over losing an internet bro
User avatar #1604 to #1602 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, i still poke about. Not really any goal in staying, just kinda being here, watching the funny, so forth. How about you? just poking your neb in to see how we're all doing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much. that friggin song kinda got to me the same way that goddamn comic did about the internet not existing in the future. got me feelin all sentimental and ****
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i know the feeling i guess. On that note, my dog kinda passed away tonight, and i think i'd best get some sleep, i've had a sad couple of hours, paired with some drink. If you swing by again tomorrow ill be on at some point. Just take care either way yeah?
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
you too man. be safe
#1599 - waffies (02/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1594 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Been a while dude.
#1595 to #1594 - waffies (01/23/2014) [-]
indeed it has. obnoxious chat color, well earned!
indeed it has. obnoxious chat color, well earned!
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I was gonna choose green, but I just love purple. Like how Phanact wants to have sex with orange.
#1597 to #1596 - waffies (01/23/2014) [-]
sometimes ya just gotta 						****					 a color. How's life been?
sometimes ya just gotta **** a color. How's life been?
#1598 to #1597 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't know, the usual. FJ, school, sleep.
User avatar #1586 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
so, about den fj points
selling?
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - waffies (01/12/2014) [-]
collecting, sorry
User avatar #1589 to #1587 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
one does not collect fj points
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - waffies (01/17/2014) [-]
and why not?
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
it's like collecting currency
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - waffies (01/17/2014) [-]
So im bill gates, wanna fight about it?
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
I don't see why this would be a reason for a fight
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
awwwww
User avatar #1574 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
thumb me down niggu
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
i'll admit, i almost took the bait! you /are/ good at what you do, i'll give ya that
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
The more people thumb me down, the faster I can hit my goal. So go ahead, do it.
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
lotta people have the same goal. Ill give ya the one thumb down, good luck with the rest
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
Only like 5, but displaying that I'm a bait doesn't help me that much.
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
blah, comment gone. fine then.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
I wasn't always a **********
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3105862/Happy+New+Year/20#20

Back in the day, I was top in comments. This is one of my crowning achievements. 1800 comment thumbs in one day.
Feel free to thumb those down though
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
heh, as raging and the others said, the deleted posts there takes off from your achievement there. How high in the ranks did you reach?
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
What do you mean "the deleted posts"

Also, I was #7 in comments at some point. I have a **** load of green thumbs under my belt, but something happened in March 2012 that ****** everything over and got me red thumb banned.
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
thats sucky. And the handful of "orrisic has deleted their comments" below your victorious dubs. Presumably failed rolls?

What made you want to go for the red thumb grand prize?
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
Failed rolls.

WAIT. If I delete comments with positive thumbs... would I lose those thumbs and gain a ******** of extra negative levels?

Also, I'm going for the red thumb grand prize because I had a head start. I was already level -312 or something when I started. And I started only a week ago.
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
well, good luck. And no clue about the deletion thing. i think rankings are only counted within 90 days or something
User avatar #1562 - ragnagna (12/14/2013) [-]
Most awesomest best ******* guy ever. That's it.
#1563 to #1562 - waffies (12/14/2013) [-]
Glad you enjoyed it!
#1564 to #1563 - ragnagna (12/14/2013) [-]
Of course i had ! I mean, it took you 1 or 2 hours to put them online, just to be kind to total strangers.   
You just rock dude, that's a fact !
Of course i had ! I mean, it took you 1 or 2 hours to put them online, just to be kind to total strangers.
You just rock dude, that's a fact !
User avatar #1553 - whydoesthishappen (12/02/2013) [-]
i try to earn all of my red thumbs
im not like that stupid ****** who begged for them and all of the morons fell for it
#1554 to #1553 - waffies (12/02/2013) [-]
I hated seeing that guy. You are a sucessful troll. Poking and prodding at people so they dont even realize that you want the red, they're too mad to notice!

i can appreciate the effort you're putting into this just because of the effort i put into earning my greens. It was fun! I cant imagine doing what you're doing, doesnt sound like fun to me, but whatver rubs your nuts broski!
#1555 to #1554 - tenmillionbears (12/02/2013) [-]
thx
i guess it's just me but nothing is more fun on this site than starting a mini thread ********* and keeping it alive until the content timer ends
my favorite prime example: www.funnyjunk.com/Tumblr+comp/funny-pictures/4861521/16#16
#1557 to #1555 - waffies (12/02/2013) [-]
not a SINGLE person caught on! holy 						****					 son you're good at this!    
   
And hey, so long as you're having fun with it, thats what matters. Honestly, i suck at 						*******					 people off, or i should say i've never really had the urge to try, I'm all about making friends by comparison.   
   
You have my respect for being damn determined!
not a SINGLE person caught on! holy **** son you're good at this!

And hey, so long as you're having fun with it, thats what matters. Honestly, i suck at ******* people off, or i should say i've never really had the urge to try, I'm all about making friends by comparison.

You have my respect for being damn determined!
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - tenmillionbears (12/02/2013) [-]
whoops, posted on my other account
this is me
#1559 to #1556 - waffies (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha, graphics cat on end, doge on the other?
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - whydoesthishappen (12/02/2013) [-]
yeah
too bad I lost my entire ****** graphics cat folder due to ******* Nelcom re-formatting my HDD for no apparent reason
User avatar #1561 to #1560 - waffies (12/07/2013) [-]
goddamnit you're good at this... got me to thumb you down AGAIN without thinking.
User avatar #1558 to #1556 - waffies (12/02/2013) [-]
oh, sup!
User avatar #1543 - weirdoo ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Hey man! How are you?
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - waffies (10/24/2013) [-]
Doing alright, life is weird, so on. How about yourself?
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - weirdoo ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
How is it weird? Do tell

I'm doing good, started to play DnD, had a great time, ended up robbing the dude who gave us the quest! Got any games on the look out for next gen?
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - waffies (10/24/2013) [-]
Weirdness.. umm, decision to join the military sooner rather than later, having sexual advances with an ex-girlfriend who i dont know what to think about, while also being confused over my best friend becoming engaged to someone that im not entirely sure why she cares about.

And im not too impatient about games, im only now getting around to playing Borderlands 2 and Mass Effect 3, and im waiting for christmas before getting the new pokemon or Grand Theft Auto 5. I know ill be a PS4 guy when it comes about, and wil be gettin Infamous: Second Son at the least.
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - weirdoo ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Yea man, you do what you feel like is best doing, I wish I could join the military

Good luck with that, hard to know what they are thinking, pretty sure if a mind reader read a woman's thought he'd get mind ****** (pun intended)

Getting the PS4 as well, looks much more gamer friendly than xbone, also getting Secon Son, looks amazing. Are you following Order 1888? No in-game footage so far but the graphics looks fantastic!
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - waffies (10/26/2013) [-]
Havent even heard of it, whats it about?
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - weirdoo ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Cancel that, the name apparently is wrong and now I can't find it, sucks... Sorry dude.
User avatar #1531 - thexidiot ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Hey Buddy, havent taled to you in awhile
#1532 to #1531 - waffies (08/05/2013) [-]
I've highly reduced my amount of time spent on the site, directing my energies towards earning some cash, moderating a minecraft server called Ecocitycraft, and flirting with an odd but awesom canadian girl who for some reason deems it appropriate to flirt back!   
   
Commenting just doesn't give me the satisfaction it once did on FJ, but all in all? life is okay! and yourself?
I've highly reduced my amount of time spent on the site, directing my energies towards earning some cash, moderating a minecraft server called Ecocitycraft, and flirting with an odd but awesom canadian girl who for some reason deems it appropriate to flirt back!

Commenting just doesn't give me the satisfaction it once did on FJ, but all in all? life is okay! and yourself?
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - thexidiot ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Well, life for me has become just meh. Single, moving again, work. kinda really miss a lot of things in my past. but you know, making frontpage twice without internet is a pretty good accomplishment for me XD
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