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well, i'll just leave here some wallpapers i've made some time ago, most of them are 1920-1080 i think
Galian army (Valkyria chronicles )
love this one
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love this one
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from time to time i make FJ banners for some users, of you want one just leave a request and i'll make it as soon as i can
don't forget to leave the name of your character, or whatever you use as a mascot of whatever
don't forget to leave the name of your character, or whatever you use as a mascot of whatever
Hey waffles baby, can you do me a sweet quick fav?
I want to put els mascot in thix header wih me
with her to the lef to chaika yu feel me?
I trust you to make it look good as always
ly very muc h<3 ty
I want to put els mascot in thix header wih me
with her to the lef to chaika yu feel me?
I trust you to make it look good as always
ly very muc h<3 ty
eh, here you go with the hair fixed... not really that noticeable but it was bothering me
well, i tought that the original image wouldn't fit very well so i got other immage... i'm not sure if its looking as you expected
yup... gimme a sec... i also realized that there is something wrong with her hair, i'm check that out too
u welcome, if you need me i'll be always at your disposal~
imma go bed now, baibai~
imma go bed now, baibai~
In case you had the time if you weren't too busy for college make him a Pearl (Steven's Universe) banner
/totallytito/
/totallytito/
sure... i'm going to bed right now so i'll do it when i wake up tomorrow before work then. good niight~
hello lad, long time no see... how was your holidays?
well, they weren't that good for me too, i haven't been feeling very well lately, but is nothing to worry for now... you too doesn't seem to be doing well... is there something troubling you lately?
damn, that sounds pretty bad... isn't there a way to cultivate your own? maybe is safer... but it may give you some good work...
yea... plus it would be pretty hard to find the send all the stuff you need
neat... i've heard some ppl try to mix the seeds with other plants seeds to act as some kind of decoy... so if anyone find the plants growing they will just think is an ordinary plants i think there is some species of tomatoes that got the leafs shaped exactly like the marijuana leafs... if heard that they used this technique a lot in prison here
yea... i got no idea on what Minnesota (or any other place in the US) looks like... but anyways good luck~ is pretty late now... i guess i'll go sleep, seeya later~
nah, i'm fine m8, you are a nice person... take it as a present or something~
well... i'm more neutral towards mmos, i don't really hate them but i just can't enjoy as much as i used to... so i usually just avoid them now last one i played was tera, but that was about 3 years ago
yeeea, i used to play them as a beserker, the loli heavy armor is ugly af
eh.. idk nothing really specific... i thought that when i got into this break from college o could have some stress relieved, but that is not exactly what happened... idk what should i do to relax my mind
yea... but idk, i feel fine have all of you around me. internet friends or not they are all real ppl for me, i don't think some friendships are better then others just because you can meet them irl... but still, i sometimes feel kinda lonely...
yup... same tbh, i can't say this about everyone but there is a lot of great ppl around here and is sure would be great to meet them, but that is probably not going to happen
I was having a nervous breakdown
Kept bugging someone to get them to play a game with me. I also had a crush on them
They got their friends to reject me for them since they were too shy
Not only that, but some of the friends took it in a joking manner as well, only a few of them took it seriously
So that kinda hurt
Kept bugging someone to get them to play a game with me. I also had a crush on them
They got their friends to reject me for them since they were too shy
Not only that, but some of the friends took it in a joking manner as well, only a few of them took it seriously
So that kinda hurt
oh, that is kinda sad...but at least you got the balls to go out and say what you feel about them, that is always good...i'm always afraid of what i feel and of sudden changes so... i always end up just trying to keep stuff the way they are
well, the thing is... most shy ppl don't like there sudden changes, maybe they beast way to approach is going slowly and don't try to (metaphorically) put them behind a wall when making serious questions... being shy sucks
don't worry, this kind of stuff is better when it comes naturally, just don't try to just force yourself into a relationship and everything will be fine...
probably... because i don't know **** about relationships... i never been in any...
probably... because i don't know **** about relationships... i never been in any...
and i never really played ff... doesn't look that fun as everyone says
The new stuff they added is pretty cool. Got wall running, swimming underwater, slide dashing. It makes it more exciting, and you can pull off some cool things. They also added special abilities for characters you choose
FF14 is just an mmo, really. You either like it or hate it
FF14 is just an mmo, really. You either like it or hate it
cod is not bad i guess... its just that the game never really changes so it get kinda boring
doesn't look like a very welcoming world... so.. what is the plan for today? besides not dying...
eh... idk actually... i've been feeling kinda depressive these last weeks that passed, ikd what to do. for now i'm just listening to some new music always feels good to find some good new music 
aww im sorry then! not a good feel at all! take this hug!
aw, thanks, i guess i really need one every once in a while
my friends say im a lot like the girl in the pink skirt in rmby i dont know how i feel about that lol
and everyone does! they help!
and everyone does! they help!
this one? well she is very cheerful, good tempered and lovely
ye, i still haven't watched them too, maybe i should watch one or episode per day idk how many episodes they have released so far
well, is not bad, but it sure is a bit overrated i still love the character design
eh ill give it my 2 cents in the near future but i figured as much among most things!
eh... nothing for now, i went to my grandma's house for new years... now i'm home... what about you?
how ? and how are you are going to do it when you die.... of of no sleeps ?
nuu... you should go to bed anyways... what time is it for you right now, lil boy?
and what did you do in these 7 hours that you should have been sleeping?
i barely can stay awake after 1AM, and without anything to do is even worse
soo
youtu.be/CCBRQ8yzrzU
I finally got around to doing recordings. It's pretty ****** video quality and admittedly this wasn't my best performance, apparently cameras make nervous but I think it's good enough
youtu.be/CCBRQ8yzrzU
I finally got around to doing recordings. It's pretty ****** video quality and admittedly this wasn't my best performance, apparently cameras make nervous but I think it's good enough
omg awesome awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome looks like the bass classes are really worth right, you have started learning bass not long ago an is already really good, gujob mang
ty <3
I did another one already actually
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWZ15jd0Fl4
this one was better I think.
Also I just got a new phone so now my videos shouldn't like potatoes recorded with a toaster
I did another one already actually
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWZ15jd0Fl4
this one was better I think.
Also I just got a new phone so now my videos shouldn't like potatoes recorded with a toaster
great i was going to ask how your bass classes were going a few days ago but this is a pretty good answer
I tried to click on the reply but I ended up here so hiya
hiya sweetheart... rest well? suffering from hangover and stuff?
actually i'm already feeling sleepy af, but the fireworks will not let me sleep so... **** it
oh well, idk how to deal with handover, i don't drink anyways... only thing i can recommend is the obvious... lots of water, resting and stay with me until i go to sleep
Yeah, I've got water and stuff.
It's all gonna be good.
Are they close to you?
It's all gonna be good.
Are they close to you?
yup, there is fireworks all over the city, we are not really that near of the beaches but we are close enough to hear them pretty well plus there is ppl all over the neighborhood launching fireworks too, those are pretty close, but they are not very frequent
i wish i could doggo is also scared af, he just pissed himself
hue, that is probably because of his breed, its a shi tsu its considered on of the most dumb breeds if i remember well
ye, its a black and white one, my sis got it about 4 years ago btw, do you have any pets with ya?
daw, i love labradors, they are a bit dumb but they are so cute and lovely... i prefer big dogs over smaller ones but any dog is fine for me except Chihuahuas, i'm pretty sure those things a rats that bark
eh... cats are cute, but most of them are kinda too independent, plus they are mostly nocturnal
also, i'm going to play a match of 100% orange jews, wanna join?
also, i'm going to play a match of 100% orange jews, wanna join?
depends on what kind of plan b are we talking about here
NOT THE BBEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
and nah plan b is to blow everything up!
and nah plan b is to blow everything up!
nuu, but that would mean a dead zealotgold, nobody wold want that
sleepy and a little hungover, and it was good! got guitar hero heh hbu?
neat, i'm just listening to some ****** music. Christmas was pretty nice for me, just went to my grandma's house and stayed there for a few days. talked to family, played vidya with a cousin, played some tabletop games... it was nice
eh, for now i'm just helping my parents with work, maybe play some vidya at night. what about u, got anything good planned for today?
oh... oki then, drink all those liquids
well, Christmas has already passed so i guess is time to make a few changes in my profile
well, Christmas has already passed so i guess is time to make a few changes in my profile
heh its not the liquids im worried bout haha and why wait till after x-mes?
what is it worrying you then?
well, it was kinda supposed to be a Christmas themed colors... red+white 'n stuff...
well, it was kinda supposed to be a Christmas themed colors... red+white 'n stuff...
oh danm its all different haha
and depression kicking in to over drive
and depression kicking in to over drive
oh, i sometimes forget that... hard to to notice it on you, you are always acting so nice... still, don't try to cure it with alcohol, that may feel good in short terms but it will only do harm in the future if you don't know how to dose it yunno?
i think everyone needs kindness heh and nah i dont, it was just a b-day party
oh, ok then, i just used to see a lot of ppl trying to solve depression with drugs, it usually made then feel pretty bad sometimes
heh i do that with weed as a feel good/ to sleep on bad days
ye, i guess it least weed is almost harmless, so... its almost fine for me
that doesn't mean that i would use it or agree 100% with it
thanks m8, i only got back home today, i was in my grandma's house, it was pretty fun
yup, i still don't know the solution for it, i already gave up on trying to fix it for now, i'm just playing other games, later i'll try to fing a solution for it, if i find something that fix it i'll message you
nah, i'm on 7, i already tryid using compatibility mode, disabling AA, running as admin... nothing works
i'm doing good i guess... maybe try buying their silence with candy/icecream or something
shet, i guess there is not much you can do... i got no idea on how to take care of kids
well, at least there is something good from this experience then...
nuffing for today i guess... last (almost) interesting thing that happened was a haircut that i got yesterday now i'm looking more ugly than usual
eh.. i got a bit more then the half cut, now it is about 5cm 2inches long
well, it is a requirement for your work right? well, you could use that cooking hat/thingy but still...
nope, i just like how it looks and we dont need hair nets, nor hats but we wear em for less hair in the way
well, i got lucky star that i downloaded in the beginning of this year but i don't really feel like watching it right now... maybe something cute like acchi kocchi
i've heard about toradora but i'm not really sure about what to expect from it...
i've heard about toradora but i'm not really sure about what to expect from it...
eh... i guess i'll check it out later then... so... what about you? have been watching or playing anything good lately?
bout to start up sc2 lastest expasion ! but thats it heh nothing else new
starcraft? well, the first one looked pretty good, but i never really played it... but the second one i never really have even seen anything about it
yess, i'm now in my parents house, just chilling and listening to some Russian music
but that means
COMMUNISM DETECTED
Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"
COMMUNISM DETECTED
Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"
it is but Ukraine side pf me doesnt know how to feel haha
eh... what can i do... i live in a pro-communism country anyway... i ain't a commie tho... better dead then red
so... how was your day?
so... how was your day?
good!
and relaxing got new boots heh thats about it! how bout yours?
and relaxing got new boots heh thats about it! how bout yours?
well, it was nice i guess... it took about two hours to get in my hometown, then i just spent the rest of the day here i also played a bit of killing floor 2
ye, that is always nice... i'll have a good amount of free time for myself and also can help my parent on work
yeea, it guess this will be pretty nice to relax my head bit... so... will you have some days off for the holidays or something
eh... that is not much, but i guess is better then nothing...
same tbh, i guess i'll try to find some animu on my list... or maybe just keep playing some vidya
yea, i guess i'll do the same too, i just don't know exactly what to play or what to watch... i guess there is always borderlands2 in case i don't know what to do
watch and play everything! but tat does sound like a good choice
well, i got darksouls but i still didn't found a way to make the game playable yet i'm getting constant 15fps on it , i also have been thinking in getting something to watch but i don't even know what kind of genre i want
something cute cause its the holidays then spoopy !!
and new better comp!
and new better comp!
gud gud, it was pretty hard, but now it only depends on how the teacher will evaluate the test... pretty anxious right now
eh... he just called me... his father will not be able to come here get us... so... scratch that part
idk idk... i guess the only thing i can do right now is trry to relax well... at least a friend offered to give me a ride to my hometown, so i will not need to pay for a bus ticket
also, now i'm offiialy on a break from college. two month of nothing to do wwwoooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo
also, now i'm offiialy on a break from college. two month of nothing to do wwwoooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo
welp shoot but relax when waffer! and have lots of fun! aka games and anime
oh... ok then, sounds like a lot of work... well, at least for me, i'm not very good with speech stuff
nu nu... i'll just stick with programming... i feel more comfortable there
well, idk for now, programming websites seems to be very nice, and also lucrative here, since is very rare to find ppl good at it... i also got some interest in artificial intelligence, but i still don't know much about it...
dun worry, if i end up conquering the world i will put you as my propaganda minister or something
i'm gud gud, just studying procrastinating... what about ya?
eh, idk, college sucks for me, i din't have many friends, so... at least i'll have more time to spend with ppl from fj... i'll probably end up spending my whole break from college with vidya, FJ or animus (in case i don't have anything better to do )
eh, i used to like high school more, i had more free time and more friends, high school was the only time of my life that i used to go out with friend regularly... it was pretty nice plus the college in going is in another city, so i had to move out from my parents house, and that city is a ******** ...
well yea, sitting around without doing nothing used to make me feel pretty ****** a good time ago, but the having too much stuff to do is just too much stress, i wish i had a bit more breaks through the year... but instead we only had a huge break on the end or he year... not that it is a bad thing, but still, it could be better divided through the year
yea... maybe just a hobby or a small work... something you could do with other ppl too. that is always nice
sounds great. is it close to where you live and study?
neat, so you will be doing something that you like if i remember well... that is very nice
are you going to be on your own or will you have partners? idk how does this thing work exactly...
Not a single one! and where do you live now? UK I assume?
Oh! But I thought we had different time zones!
and one bite
and one bite
well, is not really that different , but it depends on where you live actually. its 15:13 right now for me we also are in that summer time savings thingy
Welp yes but its 12:14 sl still uber confused haha cause its est timezone here and thought most of Brazil was in est as well
well, Brazil is a lil bit bent to the right compared to the us, most ppl here lives in the tropical area of the country...
dun worry, nobody cares about the second hemisphere ppl, not even the second hemisphere ppl
I see what you did there and ug I'm sleepy again and got good sleep for once
did you started taking naps after noon everyday? lots of ppl do it depending on the culture...
eh, its good, i used to do them pretty much everyday when i was younger and had more free time
i guess so... if you are feeling a bit sleepy... i used to take a nap after eating breakfest, one or two hours is very nice plus i've heard that is good for you to grow up and get taller
well, idk actually, last time i measured my height was years ago, i'm probably something close to175cm ~ 5'9''
eh, idk, is kinda average around here... maybe a bit below average
A bit? Heh I'm 5 inches shorter and at 115lbs! I'm below what I should be!
eh, is a kinda slow day today, just played a bit of vidya, i plan to study a bit more later today... how are you doing?
neat pies are not very common here so i got no idea on what te final result will look like
got no idea, but my parents went to the US once a good time ago, so they got into American cuisine ... so from time to time they try to make different stuff they made apple pie once or twice, it was pretty nice
baking...me? but i don't have that much meat, i'm like... still 45Kg, i'm just skull and bones
hue... i was just kidding... i'll be fine i'll bi fine... tyty
yea, its muh genetics, i was always lightweight af. never really weighted more then 46~47kg,
how about u go to bed and not die?, isn't it a better plan?
mebbe
Still trying to work it out, but hard to focus
Still trying to work it out, but hard to focus
So demaaaaaaaaaaaaanding!
Fine fine then
I will go to sleep
hmpf!
Fine fine then
I will go to sleep
hmpf!
eh... i guess i can make you some company until u sleep but then i'll get up and keep playing vidya
ar you still in front of your pc or are ya in bed (with mobile)?
trying to sleep or to stay up?
close the pc and light m8000 or will i have to come there and do it myself?
close the pc and light m8000 or will i have to come there and do it myself?
staying up
come here and try it old man
I'll be awake
come here and try it old man
I'll be awake
but its 1:10AM if i remember your timezone, das not very healty, just try to sleep, its better for ya
whops, did the wrong math... whoa, just shush in bad, or u gonna die... and if you die no more eden for me how will i live with that?
If I die get my body stuffed and put in a glass case somewhere
eh, nuffin for now, just played a bit of risk of rain, i guess i'll go back to studding in a few minutes... what about you? how was your day?
Fun fun
My day has been alright.
Just came here to bother you before bed
My day has been alright.
Just came here to bother you before bed
well, i'm not really sure, i've heard ppl making about 10liters at once
found a way hmmm i need to look into this more put looks pretty simple
yea, it really looks pretty simple, but there is a lots of different tutorials out there, but i'm not sure which one is the best, i saw some that said just to use honey and yeast, some said to mix a good amount of water, some said to use orange juice together and other said to use grapes too... i guess you will have to try different recipes and see what is better
mhmm basic might be best too and need to try it out first heh craft beer ftw
ye~, home made beer is something that is starting to be a trend here, some ppl are making a bit of extra money out of it nowdays... its not really that hard to make and it gives you a good amount of money depending on how much you sell... the only probably is where you will store them...
do you have a place on your house that you could use for that?
what have you done before? well, its not like is going to occupy a lot of space... just find somewhere that it doesn't variate the temperature too much... it only needs to be a bit warm so the bacteria can survive for long enough
home made moonshine heh and i think my room will be fine
i guess so... but is always good to not get in trouble.... especially for this kind of stuff
eh, i guess its better alcohol then other types of drugs...
eh, i guess so... but i do like having a bit of wine in celebrations and stuff... that thing tastes pretty good
i also have the curiosity to try some mead...
i also have the curiosity to try some mead...
mead = yes i need to do that as well!
and nothing wrong with that!
and nothing wrong with that!
well, i've heard they are not really hard to make, the only problem is to find the ingredients...
well, you will only have to find yeast and honey, i guess its not really that hard to find depending on where you live...
not sure if yeast it the correct name tho... its the bacteria that consume sugar to make alcohol... the same that they use for beer and wine and pretty much every other drink
not sure if yeast it the correct name tho... its the bacteria that consume sugar to make alcohol... the same that they use for beer and wine and pretty much every other drink
i guess anything made by yourself end up tasting a bit better especially when it comes from someone that already works with cuisine stuff
well, if i remember well, you will have to put the yeast in there and just wait for i week or two i guess, then filter it and its really for consumption... but you can let it age a bit if you want
