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wadethegreat

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Date Signed Up:1/06/2013
Last Login:4/13/2015
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Comment Ranking:#18898
Highest Content Rank:#19850
Highest Comment Rank:#8088
Comment Thumbs: 280 total,  659 ,  379
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 126 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:465
FJ Points:309

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#380 - lol 07/29/2013 on Almost Reading 0
#76 - dude, your thinking in reverse 07/29/2013 on Me in 60 years 0
#30 - lol!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2013 on hi -4
#111 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
saying 'lol!' is forbidden on fj as you can see.
#127 - wadethegreat (07/29/2013) [-]
...lol is forbidden, thats the most stupid rule since my mom banned me from using axe. She said she didnt want a douchebag growing up in her house... why mom, I just like the smell I promise I wont get my hair spiked!
#34 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
XD
#51 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #129 - megatheman (07/30/2013) [-]
*roll image* MFW
User avatar #130 - megatheman (07/30/2013) [-]
GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.
#52 - animeluvinggamer (07/29/2013) [-]
Same guy? *sigh*
#66 - I would thumb this down if it were not so true 07/29/2013 on Oh so that's why +1
#49 - where do i find more!?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Baby +1
#181 - wadethegreat (07/29/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir! A thumb for your troubles!
#182 - oh god I love you now.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Almost Reading +1
#227 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Most do. Don't worry, you'll see some of my OC soon enough and change your mind.
#380 - wadethegreat (07/29/2013) [-]
lol
#180 - mk dude go be a dickbiscuit somewhere else 07/29/2013 on Even Ups 0
#90 - oh and also very little known fact, being gay isnt against … 07/28/2013 on You came to the fun... 0
#89 - I must find a way to get some CTC to you immediately! 07/28/2013 on You came to the fun... 0
#17 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Kill them Adolf... 0
#177 - I'm definitely AND A-hole wow the grammar nazi strikes an im…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Even Ups 0
#178 - totallynotme (07/28/2013) [-]
There is a difference between a spelling error and a typo.
#180 - wadethegreat (07/29/2013) [-]
mk dude go be a dickbiscuit somewhere else
#60 - hmm, wow that is interesting man I have never heard of that! w…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2013 on You came to the fun... +1
#62 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Meh, I had a beer and Cinnamon Toast Crunch instead of a bag of lemons for breakfast so I guess I answered accordingly. No probs. You might want to read on it yourself too tho, considering at least that excerpt is probably from the Hebrew Bible.

Okay I lied I did not have Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I can't get it where I live. Never had it as a kid either....
#90 - wadethegreat (07/28/2013) [-]
oh and also very little known fact, being gay isnt against the bible. message me if you wanna know more
#89 - wadethegreat (07/28/2013) [-]
I must find a way to get some CTC to you immediately!
User avatar #88 - dracosjaws (07/28/2013) [-]
You poor poor bastard.
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Explosive Diarrhea +9
#21 - SevenForOhNoe (07/27/2013) [-]
longer version
#101 - i get this is funny but your vocabulary just ruins it, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on so traumatising -4
#128 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
that was the point
#30 - oh I can DEFINATLY fap to that!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Even Ups +2
#78 - totallynotme (07/27/2013) [-]
*Definitely
Remember, if you put an "a" in definitely, you're definitely and A-hole.
#177 - wadethegreat (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm definitely AND A-hole wow the grammar nazi strikes an impresive blow (extreme sarcasm
#178 - totallynotme (07/28/2013) [-]
There is a difference between a spelling error and a typo.
#180 - wadethegreat (07/29/2013) [-]
mk dude go be a dickbiscuit somewhere else
#124 - tigerblade (07/27/2013) [-]
**tigerblade rolled a random image posted in comment #3059706 at Friendly ** mfw
#30 - OP:GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA! PEOPLE: what? O… 07/27/2013 on Those cheeky ovens. -4
#49 - FACT[white][white] most facts posted on fj are not true and … 07/27/2013 on Marriage +1
#53 - when did the bible ever say slavery was ok...  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2013 on You came to the fun... 0
#57 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Depending on which bible you're talking about.
"However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way." (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)
But Leviticus was a crazy fuck.
Protestant Old Testament gives instructions on how slaves are to be treated (slaves only for 6 years and whatever) but I'm not sure if it says too much about how okay acquiring is. At least it doesn't condemn it. But slavery was crucial part of economy those days, so eh.

#60 - wadethegreat (07/27/2013) [-]
hmm, wow that is interesting man I have never heard of that! wow thats crazy well thanks for not going crazy on me when I asked the question and dignified it with an apropriate and calm response
#62 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Meh, I had a beer and Cinnamon Toast Crunch instead of a bag of lemons for breakfast so I guess I answered accordingly. No probs. You might want to read on it yourself too tho, considering at least that excerpt is probably from the Hebrew Bible.

Okay I lied I did not have Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I can't get it where I live. Never had it as a kid either....
#90 - wadethegreat (07/28/2013) [-]
oh and also very little known fact, being gay isnt against the bible. message me if you wanna know more
#89 - wadethegreat (07/28/2013) [-]
I must find a way to get some CTC to you immediately!
User avatar #88 - dracosjaws (07/28/2013) [-]
You poor poor bastard.
#52 - what do you call a group of white supremisy chickens … 07/27/2013 on You came to the fun... 0
#18 - ...WATSON, yes come Watson I need your help. something fishy i… 07/27/2013 on bachelor problems 0
#10 - Picture 07/23/2013 on Dogs are better than people +1
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Dogs are better than people +2
#10 - wadethegreat (07/23/2013) [-]
#17 - to bad this didnt happen 07/23/2013 on Gateway of the Mind 0
#3 - AND I WILL MAKE YOU A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! 07/23/2013 on I'm just a sweet transvestite, 0
#10 - two "im alone and eat pizzas by myself" posts  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on bachelor problems +5
User avatar #16 - theturkeyburger (07/23/2013) [-]
That include talking to your empty apartment. Fishy
#18 - wadethegreat (07/27/2013) [-]
...WATSON, yes come Watson I need your help. something fishy is happening and I am in need of your assistance!

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