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|#283 - I honestly couldn't give less of a shit about metroid lore, I …||5 hours ago on Who would you choose?||0|
|#273 - yeah she never had it tough like those poorer characters who n… [+] (2 new replies)||20 hours ago on Who would you choose?||0|
|#190 - samus couldn't survive rentry surely... [+] (7 new replies)||07/28/2014 on Who would you choose?||0|
#194 - iamkagji (07/28/2014) [-]
Let me put it this way. Master Chief dies from getting hit in the back of the head, only surviving reentry because his shields and gel layer keep most of the heat away and his armor lock + gel layer protects him from the impact for the most part. There's a very small chance of that working, he just gets really, really lucky. Samus, however, can wade through magma, get shot by several missiles, be exposed to absolutely insane levels of toxic radiation, get shot by more missiles and lasers and plasma shots, get hit by a giant rock monster and be completely fine.
#256 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
BY OTHER SPARTANS WITH SPECIALLY DEVELOPED EQUIPMENT.
Did I mention at age 14 he killed quite a number of trained adult marines (ODST's) single handedly in a boxing ring. Do not even begin to tell me Samus is equally or any where near as strong.
He can get impaled by Energy Swords and football sized needles and still live.
Along with that against what 7 others? She'll be dead in seconds.
#262 - iamkagji (07/29/2014) [-]
She is, though. She's infused with Chozo and Metroid DNA and had her genes tinkered with. You will not find a bigger fan of Halo than me, don't quote the lore to me. I'm also a big fan of Metroid, Mortal Kombat, Half life... I know the complete lore of every one of the characters here, and Samus is by far the most skilled and powerful. Trained from a child, neural implants, more advanced technology. Her shields are much, much stronger than Chiefs, trained in every martial art known to man and the Chozo, complete mastery of every kind of weaponry, a scan visor that would point out every single weakness in her enemies, a genius-level IQ, has her own gunship, kicked Ridley's ass as a child... Again, Samus is ridiculously overpowered
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