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#6 - Cause robots aren't allowed to be certified as teachers... yet.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Good Guy Professor +98
User avatar #27 - elbrysobrony (11/10/2013) [-]
But for classes like English and social studies, where there are no real answers and it's more creative based, how WOULD a robot be able to grade works?
#52 - vwgreen (11/10/2013) [-]
...Quantum-ly?
terrible quantum mechanics joke -- so sorry.
#156 - I skimmed the first 2 proofs. I just don't like when two sides… 10/20/2013 on How Goku Versus Superman... 0
#150 - yeah they f-ed him up on plenty of measurements but I think I …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on How Goku Versus Superman... 0
User avatar #152 - babydingo (10/20/2013) [-]
just curious did you read the whole thing
#156 - vwgreen (10/20/2013) [-]
I skimmed the first 2 proofs. I just don't like when two sides argue while excluding parts. Personally I wouldn't include the DB Movies since even their position in the DB timeline is.... questionable. But I'll read it fully some day. Thanks a lot! Very informative.
#144 - Everyone should really watch the sauce. I don't understand why…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on How Goku Versus Superman... +1
User avatar #146 - babydingo (10/20/2013) [-]
www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-erred-goku-vs-superman
and here they retconned the whole thing redid it
#150 - vwgreen (10/20/2013) [-]
yeah they f-ed him up on plenty of measurements but I think I forgave them for most of it considering they left out Superman's retardedly good abilities (even though most are retardedly good).

I just want to say I'm a DB fan, but I think they did a better job than most. Will be really excited if they do another analysis. Despite the faults I think it was done better than most.
User avatar #152 - babydingo (10/20/2013) [-]
just curious did you read the whole thing
#156 - vwgreen (10/20/2013) [-]
I skimmed the first 2 proofs. I just don't like when two sides argue while excluding parts. Personally I wouldn't include the DB Movies since even their position in the DB timeline is.... questionable. But I'll read it fully some day. Thanks a lot! Very informative.
#135 - based on that premise they don't since (as they say in the beg…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on How Goku Versus Superman... -1
User avatar #139 - TrickyTehDj (10/20/2013) [-]
I hadn't read or seen any of the older superman comics, so do you know if superman had any real competition when he could make up powers?
Because that would be kinda cheap. "I WISH FOR THE POWER TO KILL EVERYTHING." bam. everything dies.
#144 - vwgreen (10/20/2013) [-]
Everyone should really watch the sauce. I don't understand why people hate on it. Except for what I pointed out before, it's pretty fair, and VERY well researched.

According to the sauce, there were so many obscure powers he could have done anything in the early comics.
User avatar #146 - babydingo (10/20/2013) [-]
www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-erred-goku-vs-superman
and here they retconned the whole thing redid it
#150 - vwgreen (10/20/2013) [-]
yeah they f-ed him up on plenty of measurements but I think I forgave them for most of it considering they left out Superman's retardedly good abilities (even though most are retardedly good).

I just want to say I'm a DB fan, but I think they did a better job than most. Will be really excited if they do another analysis. Despite the faults I think it was done better than most.
User avatar #152 - babydingo (10/20/2013) [-]
just curious did you read the whole thing
#156 - vwgreen (10/20/2013) [-]
I skimmed the first 2 proofs. I just don't like when two sides argue while excluding parts. Personally I wouldn't include the DB Movies since even their position in the DB timeline is.... questionable. But I'll read it fully some day. Thanks a lot! Very informative.
#49 - But wouldn't the atmosphere (mostly acids I think) be a better… 10/09/2013 on 16-inch 0
#17 - Doctor*  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Silence will fall +10
User avatar #26 - emberstar (10/01/2013) [-]
Why did you get thumbed down... there are a few "doctors" that have to be referred to a certain way:

Doc Brown (Back to the Future, not Dr. or Doctor)
Dr Pepper (no period after the 'r')
Doctor Who (abbreviations are not acceptable)

(I would have probably corrected him too)
#30 - stepsword (10/01/2013) [-]
Because he asked where it was from, not who said it?
User avatar #32 - emberstar (10/01/2013) [-]
The show is called Doctor Who, the character is actually the Doctor himself (no "Who" after it). Dorium Maldovar is the one who originally said it.
User avatar #36 - Encarna (10/02/2013) [-]
The original question however was "OK so what's this from?". Meaning what game/show/movie/etc could this be a reference or quote from. The answer to that question would be Doctor Who.

But yes I do see your point, although slightly off in context.
#43 - closest look alike i have seen, but not a porn star (that I kn… 09/28/2013 on So sexy +3
#49 - ....uhhh ...uuhhhh UHH CHECK IF IT'S PRIME!? i … 09/26/2013 on I'll just leave this here +1
#6 - Well yeah, electrons don't attach to a nucleus anyway. And ye… 09/25/2013 on Science Humor 0
#9 - I'd give her the **** out my number! …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/25/2013 on I'll just leave this here 0
#11 - Gigsta (09/25/2013) [-]
what do you want to do to me with your number
#49 - vwgreen (09/26/2013) [-]
....uhhh ...uuhhhh UHH CHECK IF IT'S PRIME!?

i panicked... just like every other typical internet loser
#34 - deathklokiller (09/25/2013) [-]
wait wait...op...is a female and cute?
#47 - chromefile (09/25/2013) [-]
calm down, act like an adult
User avatar #48 - deathklokiller (09/25/2013) [-]
>adult
>funynjunk

pick on
#16 - Jowi (09/25/2013) [-]
is this actually you?
User avatar #31 - Gigsta (09/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#3 - I think you're right. But you know what I don't like about it?…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Science Humor 0
#5 - ecalycptus (09/25/2013) [-]
It's more like a cloud of probability. And it's not really possible for an electron to be attached to a nucleus(?) a million miles away, more like 10^-12 m away.
#6 - vwgreen (09/25/2013) [-]
Well yeah, electrons don't attach to a nucleus anyway. And yeah I get orbital states and that stuff -- but it's still possible however minute. Pretty sure that's what gets people hard when talking about quantum mechanics too. lol
#10 - Can we get some context, cause I don't want to spend hours loo…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Mine would have too. +11
User avatar #23 - morphinefairy (09/23/2013) [-]
I think she's talkin about the movie Lovelace, where she plays a pornstar
#12 - fhfiction (09/23/2013) [-]
interview for the movie don jon in which she is a pornstar
User avatar #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/23/2013) [-]
Actually it's for the movie Lovelace.
#53 - well if you're going to do a literal translation then Life Sci…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on College +1
#69 - empithree (09/05/2013) [-]
#15 - So it's ok to write in all caps IRL, but when I do it online I…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Faith restored in humanity +11
#41 - macbookfan (09/05/2013) [-]
I learned lowercase letters before i changed schools.
Now i basically know the lowercase vowels only.
YOU'RE NOT ALONE MY ALL CAPS FRIEND
#69 - ok, I thought I was crazy for a second. I've never seen them e…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Get it right! +1
User avatar #121 - snowshark (09/02/2013) [-]
Sadly it is a real thing. I worded my content poorly as I wanted to convey that I'm okay with the jokes so long as people understand what autism actually is and that these hipsters who pretend to have it simply don't have it and that a lot of people who 'think' they have it are just wrong.

So sorry about that. My bad.
#13 - I want to find you and hug you  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2013 on yep +10
#173 - ketchupshinobi (09/03/2013) [-]
#15 - justakewldewd (09/02/2013) [-]
We shall hug him with our little green digits!
#172 - ketchupshinobi (09/03/2013) [-]
#70 - and those who don't expect a joke in Grey Code* 09/01/2013 on 10 kinds of people 0
#109 - I think you're judging the many based on the few. And peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on This generation' +1
User avatar #110 - navadae (08/22/2013) [-]
more going on personal experience, but yeah probably the many based on the few, i`ll admit that
#53 - Can we we be real for like a second? We've all said retarded …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2013 on This generation' +2
User avatar #63 - navadae (08/22/2013) [-]
don't.. just don't

seriously this generation has gone past 'naive' and on to 'do you want fries with that'
hell they probably dont even know how to say "fries"!
liking something is one thing, but the lot of them are just idiots, not "this can be corrected" idiots, i mean full on can't spell can't speak can't do shit IDIOTS

/end rant
#109 - vwgreen (08/22/2013) [-]
I think you're judging the many based on the few.
And people wonder how intolerance still exists.
User avatar #110 - navadae (08/22/2013) [-]
more going on personal experience, but yeah probably the many based on the few, i`ll admit that
#8 - Wow AND you sited your sources. Well done OP! For tho… 08/20/2013 on Random Facts +2
#371 - But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +1
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#367 - My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the M…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +1
User avatar #368 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#358 - FIRST OF ALL it's a Dragonzord I went to school to mes…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +1
User avatar #361 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
And the hylian shield. How bitchin' would that combo be??
#367 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the Master Sword DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR US"
User avatar #368 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#352 - Well can't choose any melee weapon cause we all know we don't …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +2
#356 - deathbyrevenge (08/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #355 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
You're doubting your abilities with a gun or melee weapon, but trust your chances with an experimental gun that creates a worm hole between two areas OR summoning a dragon?
I'm just messing with you man. No shame. But I think I'd take the lightsaber. Even if I'd probably end up dismembering myself.
#358 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
FIRST OF ALL it's a Dragonzord
I went to school to mess with experimental stuff... I mean-- a lot of it went wrong... but that's how Half-Life was made

lol I thought of that too. "OH man a lightsabre can just sore through gobs of flesh--but, I'm also made of flesh"
User avatar #361 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
And the hylian shield. How bitchin' would that combo be??
#367 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the Master Sword DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR US"
User avatar #368 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
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