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#9 - here  [+] (1 new reply) 5 minutes ago on dubs 0
User avatar #10 - sideism (36 seconds ago) [-]
i was kinda expecting something embarassing, like ponies or something
#5 - hoho!  [+] (3 new replies) 9 minutes ago on dubs 0
User avatar #7 - sideism (8 minutes ago) [-]
what will be my new profile pic?
#9 - vortix (5 minutes ago) [-]
here
User avatar #10 - sideism (36 seconds ago) [-]
i was kinda expecting something embarassing, like ponies or something
#4 - **vortix rolls 11**  [+] (5 new replies) 9 minutes ago on dubs +1
User avatar #6 - sideism (9 minutes ago) [-]
...i didnt expect someone to get dubs this soon
User avatar #5 - vortix (9 minutes ago) [-]
hoho!
User avatar #7 - sideism (8 minutes ago) [-]
what will be my new profile pic?
#9 - vortix (5 minutes ago) [-]
here
User avatar #10 - sideism (36 seconds ago) [-]
i was kinda expecting something embarassing, like ponies or something
#37 - i have no idea why i loved Elfen Lied, its one of thous animes…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on My experience watching... +4
#43 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
You do have that main theme Lilium. It's the most beautiful music I have ever heard. Elfen Lied is also what has given me the most feels out anything I have ever seen on screen. I didn't cry, I'm not that type of person, but I was close, really close.

It will stay with me for the rest of my life, it simply was beautyful. I also enjoy brutal murder.
User avatar #44 - normie (09/15/2014) [-]
Watch Angel Beats then
#48 - valygomu (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh god,the iwasawa story
User avatar #51 - iwasawa (09/15/2014) [-]
Nyello, 'twas me you called?
#85 - mecca  [+] (13 new replies) 09/09/2014 on saruman +52
User avatar #191 - imalex (09/09/2014) [-]
cant wait till it gets destroyed
#266 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
one day, m8, one day soon...
#333 - imalex (09/10/2014) [-]
beautiful picture, truly
#134 - jleblucypher (09/09/2014) [-]
#142 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
> when they realize everywhere else in the world towers are seen as a symbolic phallus/penis - and they bow down to the chants from a guy who climbs such a phallic symbol and starts to yell strange stuff.
#168 - masterboll (09/09/2014) [-]
actual functions of towers and what they are seen as:
Strategic advantages
Potential energy
Communication enhancement
Transportation support

your response:
"towers are seen as a symbolic phallus/penis"
#196 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
yes...
#212 - masterboll (09/09/2014) [-]
guise, look...

look...

it resembles a penis
#198 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
...you...
#199 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
..are...
#201 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
...actually right.
#202 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
i rest my case.
#132 - mytwocents (09/09/2014) [-]
#38 - i usually stop playing when i reach that part in prince of per…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Prince of Persia (best game... 0
#41 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
have you tried drinking soda ?
#175 - its too late for that, every funny junker have 5 copies of eac…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities +1
User avatar #185 - pfccross (09/01/2014) [-]
plz continue to supply in a never ending cycle or porn
#57 - "UK Food Standards Agency figures from 2011 suggest 84% o… 08/31/2014 on that would make a delicious... +1
#55 - well im not sure if they stun the animal or not but stunning i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on that would make a delicious... 0
#56 - kez (08/31/2014) [-]
One of the main points of halal is the animal has to be conscious when killed.

Meaning the animal cannot be stunned.

Thats the main problem with it, not the neck cutting, if they stun it then cut its throat thats fine. Its the not stunning it so it can be alive for when it gets slowly killed which is the problem.
User avatar #57 - vortix (08/31/2014) [-]
"UK Food Standards Agency figures from 2011 suggest 84% of cattle, 81% of sheep and 88% of chickens slaughtered for halal meat were stunned before they died."

www.bbc.com/news/uk-27324224

i am not sure if this source is creditable (im being honest).
#53 - well here: this is US meat slaughter houses. ignore…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on that would make a delicious... 0
#54 - kez (08/31/2014) [-]
The difference here.

Is that they are doing stuff they shouldnt be doing.

Where as the halal people are doing what they tell you they are doing.

Thats a big difference.
User avatar #55 - vortix (08/31/2014) [-]
well im not sure if they stun the animal or not but stunning it does not "ruin" the meat , in other words , its still halal. im not sure if they do stun it or not, but chances are , they do. i just makes it much eaiser. i don't see a reason why not.

i guess what im triyng to say is , killing the animal in the "halal" way is not cruel, not stunning the animal is the problem(assuming that they do not stun it).
#56 - kez (08/31/2014) [-]
One of the main points of halal is the animal has to be conscious when killed.

Meaning the animal cannot be stunned.

Thats the main problem with it, not the neck cutting, if they stun it then cut its throat thats fine. Its the not stunning it so it can be alive for when it gets slowly killed which is the problem.
User avatar #57 - vortix (08/31/2014) [-]
"UK Food Standards Agency figures from 2011 suggest 84% of cattle, 81% of sheep and 88% of chickens slaughtered for halal meat were stunned before they died."

www.bbc.com/news/uk-27324224

i am not sure if this source is creditable (im being honest).

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