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Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Assassin's Creed 3, Assassin's Creed 4, Skyrim, Asura's Wrath
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Interests: Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History, MLP: Friendship Is Magic
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she typed is instead of in
#81 - Do you think they should put so much emphasis on the fact that…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Hail Satan 0
#82 - wraithguard (3 hours ago) [-]
Some many people believe that if a person lives their life ignorant of God, they will suffer damnation. I spoke to one such person in college. he believed that the Holy Spirit was a LITERAL force that compelled human beings into recognizing the presence of the a heavenly father, and thus have no excuse not to at least believe monotheistically, though he was a little more lenient when it came to them spontaneously acquiring knowledge of the story of Jesus' birth and life . I disagreed with him and we argued about fir about twenty minutes in front of an ever-growing crowd of people, until I decided I wasn't going to get anywhere and left.
#78 - I mean the people who go to countries, like South Africa, to h…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Hail Satan +1
#80 - wraithguard (3 hours ago) [-]
Helping in the name of God and helping of your own accord are equality righteous acts. As long as you're a kind person, Christian or otherwise, then you'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Taking on the name of Christian is just a superficial act. As long as two people, at their core, hold the same values, then they are equally righteous in the eyes of God. The organization of a belief system and the surface traditions are aesthetic, but that doesn't mean they're useless. Some people feel like it helps them organize their thoughts and beliefs. To each his own I suppose.
User avatar #81 - vortexrain (3 hours ago) [-]
Do you think they should put so much emphasis on the fact that they are doing it in the name of God? Not that they are doing it to help people.
#82 - wraithguard (3 hours ago) [-]
Some many people believe that if a person lives their life ignorant of God, they will suffer damnation. I spoke to one such person in college. he believed that the Holy Spirit was a LITERAL force that compelled human beings into recognizing the presence of the a heavenly father, and thus have no excuse not to at least believe monotheistically, though he was a little more lenient when it came to them spontaneously acquiring knowledge of the story of Jesus' birth and life . I disagreed with him and we argued about fir about twenty minutes in front of an ever-growing crowd of people, until I decided I wasn't going to get anywhere and left.
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Why bother with the censorship?
I was so content...
#66 - What's your opinion on missionaries?  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on Hail Satan +1
#77 - wraithguard (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm not well enough informed about any major missionary groups to form an opinion. In general, there's nothing inherently wrong with spreading your belief system. If someone invites you to a church, for example, it's because on some level they care. When it comes to how and by what means, people are going to do what they're going to do. The act itself is a good thing though.
User avatar #78 - vortexrain (3 hours ago) [-]
I mean the people who go to countries, like South Africa, to help in the name of God.
#80 - wraithguard (3 hours ago) [-]
Helping in the name of God and helping of your own accord are equality righteous acts. As long as you're a kind person, Christian or otherwise, then you'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Taking on the name of Christian is just a superficial act. As long as two people, at their core, hold the same values, then they are equally righteous in the eyes of God. The organization of a belief system and the surface traditions are aesthetic, but that doesn't mean they're useless. Some people feel like it helps them organize their thoughts and beliefs. To each his own I suppose.
User avatar #81 - vortexrain (3 hours ago) [-]
Do you think they should put so much emphasis on the fact that they are doing it in the name of God? Not that they are doing it to help people.
#82 - wraithguard (3 hours ago) [-]
Some many people believe that if a person lives their life ignorant of God, they will suffer damnation. I spoke to one such person in college. he believed that the Holy Spirit was a LITERAL force that compelled human beings into recognizing the presence of the a heavenly father, and thus have no excuse not to at least believe monotheistically, though he was a little more lenient when it came to them spontaneously acquiring knowledge of the story of Jesus' birth and life . I disagreed with him and we argued about fir about twenty minutes in front of an ever-growing crowd of people, until I decided I wasn't going to get anywhere and left.
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Do you mean
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User avatar #79 - blucheese (06/21/2014) [-]
What up ass *******
#75 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
#34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey. so this is my second attempt, with any live action atrocities P:

Added some minor effects, if you don't like em, I can remove em.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Without*
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't realise how much I love you right now. This is ******* awesome!
User avatar #37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I'm glad you like it = ) Feel free to ask for anything, anytime. I had fun making it too.

I'l try working on a wallpaper tomorrow. Any specific dimensions?
User avatar #38 to #37 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
My resolution is 1366x768, so I guess somewhere around there. Thanks..
User avatar #39 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
No problem, I can make it exactly that You're welcome!
User avatar #40 to #39 - vortexrain (08/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Thank you.
#41 to #40 - DremoraValkynaz (08/17/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, perfectly fine.

Here's a work in progress of the wallpaper.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vortexrain (08/18/2013) [-]
That looks great! Keep it up!
#43 to #42 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, how're things with you?

A little progress on the wallpaper - As shown in the above, I'm kinda going for a rusted, industrial feel. In this I added a rusted metal vibe that's be sorta eroded away in parts.

Anyway, feedback is always appreciated, as it helps me improve! Toodles.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
It looks a little too faded around the top and bottom of the images.
User avatar #46 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I'l have to work on it tomorrow, I can't find my project file, so I have to revert back to an earlier stage. Apologies for the delay
User avatar #47 to #46 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem bro, take your time.
#48 to #47 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
So here's the next WiP.

I had to start from scratch due to some errors on my end. I wanted to keep the rusty feel, I felt the previous was a tad bit overwhelming. The metal plate engraved effect is something I wanted to try with the covers.

If I can't get anywhere with this sort of theme, I'l dump the metal style and try something else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vortexrain (08/22/2013) [-]
This is loads better.
#51 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
(Apologies for all the spam past few days)

Added The House of Hades cover in there and some minor effects overall.

I think I'm finished now, not much more I can from my perspective, unless you want anything or something removed?
User avatar #53 to #51 - vortexrain (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks good, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - DremoraValkynaz (08/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome! If you would like anything else, or such, feel free to message me or such.

Have a good weekend, see ya.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
can add*
User avatar #50 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for the feedback, as always.

I'l try to keep it on this simple route, some more ideas I want to add, nothing major, some touches here and there and it should finally be done.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hm, aye I see now, damn I didn't spot that.

I shall have it amended shortly.
#25 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
So here's a quick work in progress, I just grabbed some images off google for all the books and just picked a few of them to use.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
This looks great, but here's a little bro tip. The fans of the series don't like the live action adaptations.
Could you try you best to not include any live action images?
The second image from the left is from the movie.
I do like, but the live action image throws it off.

User avatar #27 to #26 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, duly noted.

I shall avoid it from now.
User avatar #32 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Would you like me to do it in the same style as above?

And any particular combo you'd like?
User avatar #33 to #32 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You're doin' fine, and I don't really have a particular style, or combo, in mind.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
This is excellent, thanks a bunch
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Thacnk you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I ****** that up.
#10 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey there.

I was going about my usual editing routine and decided to make an Emi facebook timeline cover (I make a lot of FB covers). Since you provided the images for me last time, thought I'd show you some progress (You might not give two hoots, but that's cool, just thought I'd chuck it yer way anywho)

This is a rough work in progress, I normally change stuff around before I'm 100% happy, but the look I'm going for is the yellow vintage look, as if reminiscing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I gave you images?
#12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
<-- Aye, all the colored characters.

(Apologies, I should have elaborated further)
User avatar #13 to #12 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's what I figured.
It looks great. Got anymore?
#14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank ya!

Aye, I have a couple of KS ones I've made but not with the colored mini characters. Most are work in progress that I haven't got a chance to work on,
User avatar #16 to #14 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's awesome! Keep me posted?
#18 to #16 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Sure thing!

If you have anything to request (KS related or not) I'd be happy to try and do something. I also make wallpapers now and again, some are easier than others. I actually made a good few for the people on the video game board here.

This is a personal favorite.
#19 to #18 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's really good looking.
Could you do either a wallpaper, or timeline cover of Percy Jackson? Like one for each the books?
User avatar #20 to #19 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I could do both no problem

Will take some time, the timeline being the easier of the both. Since I'm unfamiliar with the series, anything in particular you'd like, or would you rather I conjure something up?
User avatar #21 to #20 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You have free reign.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Anything you want to do, do it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Excellent, thank you.

I'l post back here when I have some progress, you can tell me if you want something changed etc etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, and thank you.
#17 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I have few others, but they're pretty plain
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User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey :)
You got a skype?
#6 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
ty :3 <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - vortexrain (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey I know you. You went to my school.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vortexrain (11/09/2011) [-]
Coffee County Central High?
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/09/2011) [-]
yes. i saw you in the yearbook. we kinda knew each other for a while
#2 - kyrill (09/14/2011) [-]
**kyrill rolled a random image** MFW i rape you
#1 - PenguinArmy (09/09/2011) [-]
T_T
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