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Age: 21
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Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed Series, Batman: Arkham Games
X-box Gamertag: Bjorn824
Interests: Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History,
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#69 - You don't see people talking about older films very often, so …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Growing up 0
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#70 - ilovehitler (12 hours ago) [-]
Ah, didn't quite grasp the situation, then. I thought it was from some movie or another. I can definitely see a bit more annoyance with a show.
#66 - And Pulp Fiction came out when, exactly? I think it was '94; a…  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Growing up -2
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#68 - apurpleliger (14 hours ago) [-]
At this point that's your fault, not anyone else's.
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#67 - ilovehitler (14 hours ago) [-]
But after a few years have passed, it can stop being expected for things to be put under spoiler.
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#69 - vortexrain (13 hours ago) [-]
You don't see people talking about older films very often, so the likelihood of running across spoilers of them is pretty low compared to a show, like The Flash, that came out, I think, two years ago. And it doesn't help that it's an ongoing television show either. Plot points about season three get spoiled when you're just half-way through season one. At least with a movie, assuming it's not apart of a series, is it's own contained story, and you don't really have to invest a lot of time into it; whereas with a aT.V. show you have to invest HOURS, and if someone comes along just to spoil something, keep in mind this is an ongoing show, not one that's finished, or a movie, you feel like you've been cheated of experiencing that reveal for yourself. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because the spoiler isn't to far into the show.
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#70 - ilovehitler (12 hours ago) [-]
Ah, didn't quite grasp the situation, then. I thought it was from some movie or another. I can definitely see a bit more annoyance with a show.
#62 - You act like the media wouldn't ride Obama's ass like a whore …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on (untitled) +8
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#68 - manofparody (01/11/2016) [-]
This.


The fucking media and people would have a field day.

Protip: No matter what you do as president, everyone will tell you you're wrong.
#60 - What commercial?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Toyota 0
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#62 - isolovegames (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't have the video but basically it's a regular commercial and it ends- but then it jumps back to the two people enjoying coffee's parents walking in and having an argument then turning into a person's worst nightmare because the 2 loving people are actually brother and sister. It's a shitty run-down about it but that's basically the jist of it.
#33 - It wouldn't be the fact that my gf is making out with another … 01/09/2016 on A real unpopular opinion 0
#90 - I'm digging what she's doing with that middle finger.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Oh dear lord that last one +4
#108 - aiurynna (01/09/2016) [-]
A thousand times yes.
#138 - catburglarpenis (01/09/2016) [-]
Incase- The Mess

Just "Incase" anyone was wondering.

The girl in the pic has a dic

It's amazing
#31 - Out of shape =/= fat There are plenty of guys in my CIT co… 01/09/2016 on Anon is an IT guy +3
#143 - Mention me. 01/09/2016 on X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever 1 0
#3 - Or if whatever provides the car with navigation ***** u…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/07/2016 on soon +9
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#14 - solain (01/07/2016) [-]
"perfect system of self driving"
self driving cars aren't perfect, if they were though than navigation fuck up wouldn't be a problem.
The main problem with self driving cars are ethics. should it kill one human and save three or kill one human and save one.
#25 - blowbags (01/07/2016) [-]
You could assign a point system for people based on how much they meet my criteria

E.G white? +3 points, brown? -3 points
Good looking? scale of 1-10 (+5 for 10, -5 for 1)
Intelligent? +3
Make me feel inferior? -20 points! fuck you!!!
Turn me down for sex? -10!, obviously a basic bitch!!!
Known to sleep with people I think are jerks?!?!?!? -25!!!! FUCK YOU DENISE YOU WHORE!!! LEARN THE VALUE OF INTIMACY I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE!!!!!
Make me sausage barms? +3 points

etc
Then the car would have more room/more of a scale to decide who to kill.

#36 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh boy, FJ gave this guy a red thumb. That must mean that he's being totally serious and not OBVIOUSLY JOKING
what the fuck guys
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#37 - yunoavailable (01/07/2016) [-]
shit, forgot to log in
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#41 - solain (01/07/2016) [-]
>implying thumbs have any value or meaning
>implying
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#70 - yunoavailable (01/08/2016) [-]
yeah, I just don't like anons. always makes me think someone was too cowardly to log in or is samefagging. I guess since both comments are at 0 it doesn't matter either way
#32 - imjared (01/07/2016) [-]
what is this sandwich?
gib me
#71 - blowbags (01/08/2016) [-]
in UK we tend to call them "Sausage Barms" - where I'm from in manchester we call them Sausage Muffins but even if you go 15 minutes down the road the people like most of the world/England consider a muffin to be a cake thing - so call it a barm or butty.

I have them on the reg, they get my junk hot, sometimes 3 of them at once (6-8 sausage)
#19 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if its perfect, there would be no mistakes made by it.

kill 1, save 3 versus kill 1 save 1?

obviously the former. Also its programming would likely have the rule: go for the least casualties (if it ever, some how despite its damn perfect system, encounters an accident scenario)
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#30 - IHaveADHD (01/07/2016) [-]
Watched the video, previous statement redacted.
#29 - IHaveADHD has deleted their comment.
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#23 - solain (01/07/2016) [-]
I made a mistake, I meant kill 1 save 3 or kill 3 save 1
but still the point stands, even my former comment: whose life is more important? who is to blame in a crash?
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#20 - cubicalpayload (01/07/2016) [-]
The ethical dilemma of self-driving cars - Patrick Lin I think this video sums it up nicely.
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#31 - assassindash (01/07/2016) [-]
Honestly, it should always go for the option that will cause the least amount of casualties, no matter the situation or reasoning.

Sure, some situations will be fucked up because of this, but at least more people will be alive because of it.
#5 - This is from the MacGyver episode. 01/07/2016 on Problem solving 101 +1

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#117 - vortexrain (08/31/2015) [-]
stickied by vortexrain
Pretty sure it was this.
User avatar #124 - vortexrain (12/31/2015) [-]
wrinkleynewt
User avatar #121 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
Why would you fav that, lol
User avatar #122 to #121 - vortexrain (10/04/2015) [-]
The last line.
#118 - anikachu (08/31/2015) [-]
I especially love you too
#119 to #118 - vortexrain (08/31/2015) [-]
Aight, neat.
Why'd you post this here? I'm just curious.
Picture unrelated.
#108 - falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor locks vortex in a padded room and has doctors feed him meds**
User avatar #109 to #108 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange dick. I'd rather do Phanact than joshlol.
#110 to #109 - falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
but joshlol needs sex more

or are you scared he might be a clingy one...
User avatar #111 to #110 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah.
#112 to #111 - falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
i can see the logic there
josh might be the Overly Attached Boyfriend
User avatar #113 to #112 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
Phanny jsut seems like a one time thing, or at least something that happens not too often.
#114 to #113 - falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
well phanny is from jersey shore...so yeah hes all about booty calls with no 2nd dates
User avatar #115 to #114 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
Aight, sounds perfect.
User avatar #105 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
me does the thing
User avatar #106 to #105 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
*vortexrain does the thing*
User avatar #107 to #106 - vortexrain (08/07/2015) [-]
**vortexrain does the thing**
User avatar #101 - adunsaveme (08/02/2015) [-]
hay who dis
User avatar #102 to #101 - vortexrain (08/03/2015) [-]
I'm subbed to you, so I figured I might as well be your friend.
User avatar #103 to #102 - adunsaveme (08/03/2015) [-]
neato
User avatar #104 to #103 - vortexrain (08/03/2015) [-]
Indeed.
#99 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
heres you feeding an owl a potato

is this the kind of porn your into? I hope so
User avatar #100 to #99 - vortexrain (03/21/2015) [-]
Aw, yeah.
User avatar #98 - vortexrain (02/03/2015) [-]
Admin, the capcha isn't won't show up for me when I try to comment during the party. I figured I be able to get your attention by posting it here.
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#80 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - blucheese ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
What up ass *******
#75 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - anon (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
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