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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Assassin's Creed 3, Assassin's Creed 4, Skyrim, Asura's Wrath
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Interests: Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History, MLP: Friendship Is Magic
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
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#20 - Holy **** , it's the first? How's that 4chan thing going? 2 hours ago on October 1st 0
#61 - Well, what's stopping you? 16 hours ago on horrific accident 0
#32 - Why not?  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Netflix 0
User avatar #34 - metalcoldreaper (23 hours ago) [-]
if i remember right, copyright laws or something. If you try to go to the netflix website you just get a big fat "Your not allowed here."

Its probably our satellite companies trying to make a big deal over it.
#37 - mr skeltal (23 hours ago) [-]
There's an app for google chrome called "Hola" that lets you choose your country and it unlocks tons more shows for most people so you could probably use it to be able to use Netflix. You could also get a VPN to change the country your IP shows from. "Private Internet Access" VPN is only $40 a year and you can use it on up to like 6 devices for that price.
User avatar #38 - metalcoldreaper (23 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the tip. I'll look into it Anon.
#59 - Xion is No. i. The No. means number, and 'i' is the square… 09/29/2014 on It is happening +1
#147 - "Naw Dubya, get ti **** "? Also, what th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Losers #8 - Think Tank... 0
User avatar #153 - Hitcher (09/29/2014) [-]
It means fuck off and a skip is a "dumpster"
#152 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Basically means get the fuck out. A skip is an alley
#75 - Could you tell me where I could find it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 0
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#224 - Where the **** do you live?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on This made my blood boil +1
#238 - megayoming (09/29/2014) [-]
There is no god.
#146 - Can I have beef jerky? I love that **** . 09/27/2014 on why i browse /fit/ 0
#232 - **vortexrain rolls 717,293,335** Sabretooth. 09/27/2014 on As promised, highest roll... 0
#92 - I could not figure out who the **** that was, thank you. 09/27/2014 on Legend of Korra Book 4:... 0

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User avatar #79 - blucheese (06/21/2014) [-]
What up ass *******
#75 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - mr skeltal (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
#34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey. so this is my second attempt, with any live action atrocities P:

Added some minor effects, if you don't like em, I can remove em.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Without*
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't realise how much I love you right now. This is ******* awesome!
User avatar #37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I'm glad you like it = ) Feel free to ask for anything, anytime. I had fun making it too.

I'l try working on a wallpaper tomorrow. Any specific dimensions?
User avatar #38 to #37 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
My resolution is 1366x768, so I guess somewhere around there. Thanks..
User avatar #39 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
No problem, I can make it exactly that You're welcome!
User avatar #40 to #39 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Thank you.
#41 to #40 - DremoraValkynaz (08/17/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, perfectly fine.

Here's a work in progress of the wallpaper.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
That looks great! Keep it up!
#43 to #42 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, how're things with you?

A little progress on the wallpaper - As shown in the above, I'm kinda going for a rusted, industrial feel. In this I added a rusted metal vibe that's be sorta eroded away in parts.

Anyway, feedback is always appreciated, as it helps me improve! Toodles.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
It looks a little too faded around the top and bottom of the images.
User avatar #46 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I'l have to work on it tomorrow, I can't find my project file, so I have to revert back to an earlier stage. Apologies for the delay
User avatar #47 to #46 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem bro, take your time.
#48 to #47 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
So here's the next WiP.

I had to start from scratch due to some errors on my end. I wanted to keep the rusty feel, I felt the previous was a tad bit overwhelming. The metal plate engraved effect is something I wanted to try with the covers.

If I can't get anywhere with this sort of theme, I'l dump the metal style and try something else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
This is loads better.
#51 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
(Apologies for all the spam past few days)

Added The House of Hades cover in there and some minor effects overall.

I think I'm finished now, not much more I can from my perspective, unless you want anything or something removed?
User avatar #53 to #51 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks good, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - DremoraValkynaz (08/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome! If you would like anything else, or such, feel free to message me or such.

Have a good weekend, see ya.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
can add*
User avatar #50 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for the feedback, as always.

I'l try to keep it on this simple route, some more ideas I want to add, nothing major, some touches here and there and it should finally be done.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hm, aye I see now, damn I didn't spot that.

I shall have it amended shortly.
#25 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
So here's a quick work in progress, I just grabbed some images off google for all the books and just picked a few of them to use.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
This looks great, but here's a little bro tip. The fans of the series don't like the live action adaptations.
Could you try you best to not include any live action images?
The second image from the left is from the movie.
I do like, but the live action image throws it off.

User avatar #27 to #26 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, duly noted.

I shall avoid it from now.
User avatar #30 to #27 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hope this helps you out.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Would you like me to do it in the same style as above?

And any particular combo you'd like?
User avatar #33 to #32 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You're doin' fine, and I don't really have a particular style, or combo, in mind.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
This is excellent, thanks a bunch
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Thacnk you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I ****** that up.
#10 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey there.

I was going about my usual editing routine and decided to make an Emi facebook timeline cover (I make a lot of FB covers). Since you provided the images for me last time, thought I'd show you some progress (You might not give two hoots, but that's cool, just thought I'd chuck it yer way anywho)

This is a rough work in progress, I normally change stuff around before I'm 100% happy, but the look I'm going for is the yellow vintage look, as if reminiscing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I gave you images?
#12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
<-- Aye, all the colored characters.

(Apologies, I should have elaborated further)
User avatar #13 to #12 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
That's what I figured.
It looks great. Got anymore?
#14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank ya!

Aye, I have a couple of KS ones I've made but not with the colored mini characters. Most are work in progress that I haven't got a chance to work on,
User avatar #16 to #14 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
That's awesome! Keep me posted?
#18 to #16 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Sure thing!

If you have anything to request (KS related or not) I'd be happy to try and do something. I also make wallpapers now and again, some are easier than others. I actually made a good few for the people on the video game board here.

This is a personal favorite.
#19 to #18 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
That's really good looking.
Could you do either a wallpaper, or timeline cover of Percy Jackson? Like one for each the books?
User avatar #20 to #19 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I could do both no problem

Will take some time, the timeline being the easier of the both. Since I'm unfamiliar with the series, anything in particular you'd like, or would you rather I conjure something up?
User avatar #21 to #20 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You have free reign.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Anything you want to do, do it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Excellent, thank you.

I'l post back here when I have some progress, you can tell me if you want something changed etc etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, and thank you.
#17 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I have few others, but they're pretty plain
User avatar #9 - vortexrain ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey :)
You got a skype?
#6 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
ty :3 <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#3 - mr skeltal (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey I know you. You went to my school.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Coffee County Central High?
#5 to #4 - mr skeltal (11/09/2011) [-]
yes. i saw you in the yearbook. we kinda knew each other for a while
#2 - kyrill (09/14/2011) [-]
**kyrill rolled a random image** MFW i rape you
#1 - PenguinArmy (09/09/2011) [-]
T_T
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