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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 21 |
| Consoles Owned: | PS3, Xbox 360, Xbox One |
| Video Games Played: | Assassin's Creed Series, Batman: Arkham Games |
| X-box Gamertag: | Bjorn824 |
| Interests: | Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History, |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/06/2010 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Planet Earth |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #690 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 17% (17/100) Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic |
| Comment Level Progress: | 84.5% (845/1000) Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard |
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| Favorite Tags: | Hatsune Miku (4) | Megurine Luka (4) | Christmas (2) | fuck (2) | Furry (2) | Lesbian (2) | lesbians (2) |
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| #69 - You don't see people talking about older films very often, so … [+] (1 new reply) | 13 hours ago on Growing up | 0 |
| Ah, didn't quite grasp the situation, then. I thought it was from some movie or another. I can definitely see a bit more annoyance with a show. | ||
| #66 - And Pulp Fiction came out when, exactly? I think it was '94; a… [+] (4 new replies) | 14 hours ago on Growing up | -2 |
| But after a few years have passed, it can stop being expected for things to be put under spoiler. You don't see people talking about older films very often, so the likelihood of running across spoilers of them is pretty low compared to a show, like The Flash, that came out, I think, two years ago. And it doesn't help that it's an ongoing television show either. Plot points about season three get spoiled when you're just half-way through season one. At least with a movie, assuming it's not apart of a series, is it's own contained story, and you don't really have to invest a lot of time into it; whereas with a aT.V. show you have to invest HOURS, and if someone comes along just to spoil something, keep in mind this is an ongoing show, not one that's finished, or a movie, you feel like you've been cheated of experiencing that reveal for yourself. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because the spoiler isn't to far into the show. Ah, didn't quite grasp the situation, then. I thought it was from some movie or another. I can definitely see a bit more annoyance with a show. | ||
| #62 - You act like the media wouldn't ride Obama's ass like a whore … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on (untitled) | +8 |
| This. The fucking media and people would have a field day. Protip: No matter what you do as president, everyone will tell you you're wrong. | ||
| #60 - What commercial? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Toyota | 0 |
| I don't have the video but basically it's a regular commercial and it ends- but then it jumps back to the two people enjoying coffee's parents walking in and having an argument then turning into a person's worst nightmare because the 2 loving people are actually brother and sister. It's a shitty run-down about it but that's basically the jist of it. | ||
| #33 - It wouldn't be the fact that my gf is making out with another … | 01/09/2016 on A real unpopular opinion | 0 |
| #90 - I'm digging what she's doing with that middle finger. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Oh dear lord that last one | +4 |
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| #31 - Out of shape =/= fat There are plenty of guys in my CIT co… | 01/09/2016 on Anon is an IT guy | +3 |
| #143 - Mention me. | 01/09/2016 on X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever 1 | 0 |
| #3 - Or if whatever provides the car with navigation ***** u… [+] (14 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on soon | +9 |
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blowbags (01/07/2016) [-] You could assign a point system for people based on how much they meet my criteria E.G white? +3 points, brown? -3 points Good looking? scale of 1-10 (+5 for 10, -5 for 1) Intelligent? +3 Make me feel inferior? -20 points! fuck you!!! Turn me down for sex? -10!, obviously a basic bitch!!! Known to sleep with people I think are jerks?!?!?!? -25!!!! FUCK YOU DENISE YOU WHORE!!! LEARN THE VALUE OF INTIMACY I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE!!!!! Make me sausage barms? +3 points etc Then the car would have more room/more of a scale to decide who to kill. #36 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] Oh boy, FJ gave this guy a red thumb. That must mean that he's being totally serious and not OBVIOUSLY JOKING what the fuck guys yeah, I just don't like anons. always makes me think someone was too cowardly to log in or is samefagging. I guess since both comments are at 0 it doesn't matter either way #71 -
blowbags (01/08/2016) [-] in UK we tend to call them "Sausage Barms" - where I'm from in manchester we call them Sausage Muffins but even if you go 15 minutes down the road the people like most of the world/England consider a muffin to be a cake thing - so call it a barm or butty. I have them on the reg, they get my junk hot, sometimes 3 of them at once (6-8 sausage) #19 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] if its perfect, there would be no mistakes made by it. kill 1, save 3 versus kill 1 save 1? obviously the former. Also its programming would likely have the rule: go for the least casualties (if it ever, some how despite its damn perfect system, encounters an accident scenario) Honestly, it should always go for the option that will cause the least amount of casualties, no matter the situation or reasoning. Sure, some situations will be fucked up because of this, but at least more people will be alive because of it. | ||
| #5 - This is from the MacGyver episode. | 01/07/2016 on Problem solving 101 | +1 |
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falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor locks vortex in a padded room and has doctors feed him meds**
Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange dick. I'd rather do Phanact than joshlol.
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falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
but joshlol needs sex more
or are you scared he might be a clingy one...
or are you scared he might be a clingy one...
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falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
i can see the logic there
josh might be the Overly Attached Boyfriend
josh might be the Overly Attached Boyfriend
Phanny jsut seems like a one time thing, or at least something that happens not too often.
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falloutsurvivor (08/07/2015) [-]
well phanny is from jersey shore...so yeah hes all about booty calls with no 2nd dates
I'm subbed to you, so I figured I might as well be your friend.
Admin, the capcha isn't won't show up for me when I try to comment during the party. I figured I be able to get your attention by posting it here.
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folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.

