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vorigan

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Date Signed Up:8/01/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#80 - Go ahead FJ  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2015 on FJ's Roast me +3
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#341 - tigreman (08/18/2015) [-]
You look like the bisexual at every club or bar who tries to hook up with a girl, but her boyfriend is right next to her, so you try to get with him instead.
#100 - anon (08/18/2015) [-]
Joe Jonas hasn't had a show in a while.
Give him his hair back already.
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#88 - darkseidrules (08/18/2015) [-]
You look like the love child of Jon Snow and Justin Beiber...
#22 - If the person is going up the hill and suddenly can't operate …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Deep Dark Fears 2 +4
#113 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
Depends on the incline if it's a steep incline it will slow and roll backwards but if its low the car might roll slowly, that is if it's automatic. , speed, any bends, and in the hill is sloping left or right.
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#45 - screamspleaseme (08/18/2015) [-]
Unless their car has horrible alignment and drives off the side of the road.
#17 - I was meaning the sharp angles on her stomach that look just l… 08/17/2015 on Tina HeyHey +1
#59 - I'm sorry, but I really have to say this. This is a r…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Get hype +18
#169 - oobidoobbanoobi (08/17/2015) [-]
Damn... that's exactly what I thought when I first looked at it. Like Han was stuck on there with a drop shadow and a shitty Photoshop filter was thrown over everything.

You explained it really well.
#107 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Calm yourself, young one. Disney announced this is only a commemorative poster not the official one. The official one will be released later this year.
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#106 - captinchikin (08/17/2015) [-]
It's not the official poster, it's an exclusive poster released for D23. When the real poster comes out, I really hope it'll be in this style.
#70 - bazda (08/17/2015) [-]
That is a superb analysis. totally forgot how rad the ep 1 poster was

The TIE fighter and X-wing silhouettes too. I can practically feel the artist elbowing me in the ribs. "Remember those? Huh? Huh!? Yeah, you remember...."
#102 - cisdroidcommander (08/17/2015) [-]
episode 3"s poster is my personal favorite
#15 - That's a strange-looking abdomen if you're not wearing a shirt.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Tina HeyHey +4
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#16 - imaroused (08/17/2015) [-]
her belly button is behind the letters, if that's what you meant by strange-looking
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#17 - vorigan (08/17/2015) [-]
I was meaning the sharp angles on her stomach that look just like a shirt material
#26 - Picture 08/16/2015 on To Mordor! +5
#33 - "Wah!"  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2015 on take a seat over here +64
#59 - thempc (08/14/2015) [-]
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#73 - nowthatsedgy (08/14/2015) [-]
rest in kill
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#67 - psychicapparatus (08/14/2015) [-]
Gawdammit i sat through that whole thing i don't know what i was expecting you beech...
thumbed up.
#50 - hoodini (08/14/2015) [-]
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#40 - fagnut (08/14/2015) [-]
das great
#37 - hiukuss (08/14/2015) [-]
#24 - Eh, I'm ok with this. I still retain my original opin…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on IRL Anime +4
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#33 - cheeseboyofdoom (08/13/2015) [-]
You're gonna love this then. Obama and Hillary hentai
g.e-hentai.org/g/790457/ffc6824664/

english download- depositfiles.com/files/s6l86ukxm
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#25 - erotictentacle (08/13/2015) [-]
Not really, you just happen to be found by a group that disaproves.
I remember once when the comic got posted, the general opinion down in the comic section was about how bad that was.
#14 - That's not the problem I have with it. The problem I have is p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on IRL Anime +3
#20 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
DId it happen though? Why does something that didn't happen bother you. There are two components to that story, it is made up, and it is sexual. If you are not bothered by made up stories then you are bothered by the sexual part of it. You can make a made up fictional story about me having sex with my mom, of course its gross, but I'm not going to get butt hurt about it. It's not like something like that matters. Who cares about things that didn't happen :/
#12 - It's the fact that someone made a comic about this where the t…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2015 on IRL Anime -9
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#22 - erotictentacle (08/13/2015) [-]
I feel sorry for you, if a different bloke replied to you first, you'd be full of green thumbs.

Because i actually agree with you. Not as harshly, but still.
#24 - vorigan (08/13/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm ok with this.

I still retain my original opinion, I don't like the idea of objectifying real people to fit in some tumbltard's fantasy story, but oh well. Clearly I'm in a minority.
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#33 - cheeseboyofdoom (08/13/2015) [-]
You're gonna love this then. Obama and Hillary hentai
g.e-hentai.org/g/790457/ffc6824664/

english download- depositfiles.com/files/s6l86ukxm
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#25 - erotictentacle (08/13/2015) [-]
Not really, you just happen to be found by a group that disaproves.
I remember once when the comic got posted, the general opinion down in the comic section was about how bad that was.
#15 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
You must have hated Space Jam, then. After all, that was a story about a famous athlete doing something with fictional characters that never actually happened. And any other movie where they use real people but put them in a fictional setting, those must also be moral abominations.

Or maybe, migo, you need to chill. This world we live in, it's gonna shove a bunch of irritating shit in your face that you won't be able to ignore, so why waste your time getting upset over something you're never gonna see unless you choose to?
#13 - therealtjthemedic (08/13/2015) [-]
>having sexual thoughts about people makes you disgusted
#14 - vorigan (08/13/2015) [-]
That's not the problem I have with it. The problem I have is people write fictional stories about real people in a sexual manner. The amount of fan-fiction of actors or youTubers alone is fucking disturbing.

Take for example the actors from Harry Potter. They play characters that people have grown up watching in films and are convinced that is what they are like outside the role.

Now imagine being one of those actors and finding this fan-fiction written about you, doing things with people you've essentially grown up with and have no sexual thoughts of whatsoever. It's creepy, it's disgusting. And it makes me question why people glorify fantasies of other people but when someone takes a picture of a girl they saw on the street and say she looks hot, a tonne of feminists will descend on them and find where they live and demand they be put on the sexual offender register.
#20 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
DId it happen though? Why does something that didn't happen bother you. There are two components to that story, it is made up, and it is sexual. If you are not bothered by made up stories then you are bothered by the sexual part of it. You can make a made up fictional story about me having sex with my mom, of course its gross, but I'm not going to get butt hurt about it. It's not like something like that matters. Who cares about things that didn't happen :/
#33 - Well that was... That was disappointing.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2015 on Poke +3
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#80 - huntergriff (08/12/2015) [-]
Good god carrie looks so fucking strung out in that screencap.
#239 - Who the **** keeps bread in the fridge? 08/11/2015 on How age changes living at home +2
#1 - **vorigan used "*roll picture*"** **vorigan rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on Outlet +1
#2 - mistervile (08/10/2015) [-]
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**mistervile rolled image** decent roll
#5 - what the **** 08/10/2015 on [Baby Joke] 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on Even better if you scream it +10
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#7 - EdwardNigma (08/10/2015) [-]
This goes a bit beyond my training as a glorified penis hunter.
#5 - What kind of twat draws Spider-Man's back like that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2015 on dpool +94
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#23 - wrpen (08/11/2015) [-]
Web of Shadows is literally the best RPG to come out since KotOR. I will shill it to the end of time for fucking free, that's how good it is. Buy it.

Just don't get the ps2, psp, or DS versions.
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#9 - guardianatreyu (08/10/2015) [-]
If you look carefully, you can see that all the characters have designs made by the artist.
#17 - Picture 08/07/2015 on 10/10 +2
#7 - >the precision of a sniper 07/27/2015 on NEW SOLUTION TO WRITERS BLOCK +2
#38 - Picture 07/27/2015 on Avengers Assemble! +31
#15 - That's called being a dick to the cleaning staff and owner of …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Bart +71
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#45 - emptysuperman (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm sure it wasn't done on purpose. She probably just threw up for an unrelated reason and thought of the joke afterwards.
#49 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
>she
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#50 - emptysuperman (07/26/2015) [-]
It's short for Scottmantha.
#51 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm foolish to have questioned you
#12 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Robot Chicken +43
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#17 - moldybreadcrumb (07/26/2015) [-]
Could this bitch create a fucking sharknado?
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#18 - emperorwatergate (07/26/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes he could.
#16 - zourch (07/26/2015) [-]
#36 - Are you full-on washing it then?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Some of my Favorite Tumblr... 0
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#37 - lolollo (07/25/2015) [-]
I brush my teeth in the shower. So yes.
#46 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
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you put soap on your toothbrush and rinse it clean before you use it?
patience confirmed
this one's clean
#34 - Are you wiping your arse with your bare hands? Are you jus…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Some of my Favorite Tumblr... 0
#35 - lolollo (07/25/2015) [-]
"Just rinsing it under water"
#36 - vorigan (07/25/2015) [-]
Are you full-on washing it then?
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#37 - lolollo (07/25/2015) [-]
I brush my teeth in the shower. So yes.
#46 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
you put soap on your toothbrush and rinse it clean before you use it?
patience confirmed
this one's clean
#70 - This is a difficult situation to tackle - we shouldn't just go…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on The last uncolonized island 0
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#74 - scowler (07/26/2015) [-]
Their language is one-of-a-kind, not derived from the surrounding islands at all.

They did make weapons out of scrap from beached ships, though. Maybe we can appeal to their warlike nature? They'd make decent Shock Troops. Blank Slate...

The Gurkhas of the Sea...
#26 - **vorigan used "*roll picture*"** **vorigan rolled image *…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Some of my Favorite Tumblr... 0
#32 - lolollo (07/25/2015) [-]
"Oh right, because washing my hands after whiping my ass makes me feel so much better."
#34 - vorigan (07/25/2015) [-]
Are you wiping your arse with your bare hands?
Are you just using water to wash your hands?
Because if you use toilet paper and soap, that'll go so much better for you.

Whereas with the toothbrush thing you're just rinsing it under water.
#35 - lolollo (07/25/2015) [-]
"Just rinsing it under water"
#36 - vorigan (07/25/2015) [-]
Are you full-on washing it then?
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#37 - lolollo (07/25/2015) [-]
I brush my teeth in the shower. So yes.
#46 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
you put soap on your toothbrush and rinse it clean before you use it?
patience confirmed
this one's clean

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