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What does their age have to do with anything?

I second this as an English cunt.

Go fuck a sheep. Then eat it's stomach. Then toss off a log.

"ya wee scunner"

Don't know why you're getting thumbed down. Thats pretty much what happens here.
Although we usually pull off the legs of a cow after eating the sheeps stomach, and we ride nessie to the log tossing place.

Well done though, 3/5 isn't bad.

Yeah, we pretty much do all of those things, but it's exclusively Aberdeen that's known for the sheep-shagging. Plus Wales and New Zealand (from wha I've heard).

She was going for Masculinist but just fucked up.

Well also keep in mind that treason can have a pretty broad definition depending on the ruler and King Philly was a grade A asshole. Her husband could have complained about taxes, worn the wrong shoes, said that Freddie Mercury's mustache was subpar.

(Taken from Wikipedia) - In 1342, the English, after their forth attempt, captured Vannes. Olivier (the woman's husband) and Hervé VII de Léon, the military commanders defending this city, were captured. Olivier was however the only one released after a exchange for Ralph de Stafford, 1st Earl of Stafford, (a prisoner of the French) and a surprising low sum demanded. This led Olivier to be subsequently suspected of not having defended the city to his fullest and alleged by Charles de Blois, to be a traitor.

I'll take this with a pinch of salt, but I suppose I can't really say if the guy deserved his accusations or not.
But it all seems to have stemmed from a war between the Brits and the French where they were to choose a side to support, and her husband was executed by the people they were supporting. So I suppose I've answered my main question as to why she's a hero.

Kind of...

"Mom, when is dinner ready?"
"After i beated the Top Four!"

Nah, fuck this!