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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#8 - They taste awful. literally make me gag whenever I taste them …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Broccoli vs ´murica 0
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#29 - mvtjets (01/03/2016) [-]
You probably eat them wrong
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#22 - walcorn (01/03/2016) [-]
Sounds more like you're the freak
#13 - bigndn (01/03/2016) [-]
**bigndn used "*roll picture*"**
**bigndn rolled image**Just pretend its a person so it can be kinky.
#21 - Contemplating suicide after taco tuesday isn't normal. but… 01/03/2016 on chili.wmv +11
#35 - You are an Imam? What in the heavens are you doing de…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/03/2016 on In The Year 2000 +1
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#49 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
If you really think, what isis doing convincing someone to blow himself up for fucks sake isn't the ultimate brain washing, then you are an idiot in the modern world.
#63 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I think it is more sociopathic leaders offering dirt farmers a way up the social ladder that formed the basis of Mao's Cultural Revolution.

but you are right, perhaps the US Marines does nothing but rewire normal people into warriors that get sent on to fight wars against the communist soldiers wired to fight for their motherland.

and now that I think about it, nothing justifies the bloodshed the Mongol empire brought upon the world. or the Napoleonic wars.

You have convinced me that religion is the true power hungry entities in the world. I am sorry I ever doubted.
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#65 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if youre sarcastic or real with that comment.

You can't compare being convinced to blowing yourself up to anything in the world, that is just wrong. Have you seen fighters in syria packing womens sexy underwear into battle because they think they will use them in Heaven on their seventy something virgins ?.....

Never compare anything with this. Never...
#66 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh I will compare it.

many governments have had suicidal warriors throughout history.
Jews sent warriors on suicidal attacks during the roman occupation. They weren't the Life of Brian suicide squads either...
In fact, while i'm not using it as evidence, even the bible had suicidal attackers, meaning it probably extends back a long time.
India had Chavers to resist the Chola dynasty in the 11th century.
the first actual suicide bomber was Russian, and the idea was picked up by chinese revolutionaries (who, I must remind you, later went on and dealt a significant blow to religion in China.)
Then there are the very famous Kamikaze pilots, who, and this is very important, were promised glory onto their houses for bravely defending the empire. How is being promised glory they will never see different from being promised virgin pussy they can't have right now? I'll let you muse over that as I also point out that the Germans had Selbstopfereinsatz during the battle of Berlin. Basically Kamikazes but would target Soviet held bridges. They really didn't do all that well in all honesty, but did knock over one bridge at the very least.

and finally North Koreans had explosive tanks.

And need I remind you of the Rape of Nanking and Gulags had absolutely no religious background. Americans and Vietcong stole gold teeth from the fallen and kept mementos, such as guns, ears, and whole limbs.

My point is simple. If one rejects religion because of violence and self perpetuation, then logically rejecting government is the conclusion. I've heard some jokingly say that we don't need religion because our governments kill us just fine.

So, I ask, Are you an anarchist? You are, after all, halfway there.
#67 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
Wow. Did you just research all those because I said you can't compare them ?
Your historical facts are nice and well. And your observation is fine as well, but I'm not an Anarchist, I just happened to be raised in Istanbul, in islamic parts, between unofficial groups of em. '' nurcu's '' or '' with-nur '' and some others

I've learned about brain washing, which was the spark of my first comment, that '' we already have superior brain washing, and you can see it in radical groups '' ( which are mostly admiral ackbars' terrorist friends from the middle east )

That was all I said. I didn't say that there are no other kamikaze style succesful brain washing methods / facts in the history. Do not get me wrong. And your facts are good facts too, very educative. So I think we both agree that the ultimate brain washing is real and it has done and being done. You call it radicalism, I call it modern religions, those are our opinions mmkay ?

Also, your no gods no masters arch enemy ? picture doesn't suit with your '' Can I sex to your fedora collection '' kinda commenting. Just saying.
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#68 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I know. I'm being a goofball.
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#47 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
No of course not. But I know about Islam and religions in general.

Stop the thumb farming will ya ?
#11 - Ayyy... my local news. ohhh... my local news. 01/03/2016 on #blacklivesmatter +5
#68 - oh. well then I'm changing my mind due to this new information… 01/03/2016 on More undertale? 0
#66 - More like and I don't fault him for it. He didn…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on More undertale? +3
#133 - blitzblitz (01/03/2016) [-]
have you sen fnaf world? ugh
#67 - stealthnull (01/03/2016) [-]
Pffft way more like this...

i don't blame him either or...at least i wouldn't if he didn't just release a book in the FNaF universe and is about to release like an RPG i think based on it. Now he's starting to milk it..i guess kind of not releasing its kind of dead
#68 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
oh. well then I'm changing my mind due to this new information.

Let it die brah.
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#60 - Strike when the iron is hot i guess.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2016 on More undertale? +4
#96 - pictureperfectt (01/03/2016) [-]
"Do not strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking"
#64 - stealthnull (01/03/2016) [-]
i just imagine this being Scott during the whole dev cycle of all 4 games.
#66 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
More like

and I don't fault him for it. He didn't milk it, he bled it dry quick and is going to leave it to die. and made enough dosh may pay for A semester of college for his kids.

a respectable accomplishment in all honesty.
#133 - blitzblitz (01/03/2016) [-]
have you sen fnaf world? ugh
#67 - stealthnull (01/03/2016) [-]
Pffft way more like this...

i don't blame him either or...at least i wouldn't if he didn't just release a book in the FNaF universe and is about to release like an RPG i think based on it. Now he's starting to milk it..i guess kind of not releasing its kind of dead
#68 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
oh. well then I'm changing my mind due to this new information.

Let it die brah.
#26 - oh please enlighten us further with your vast intellect oh gre…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/03/2016 on In The Year 2000 +15
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#33 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
No but you can suck my imam ass.
#35 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
You are an Imam?

What in the heavens are you doing demanding decadent homosexual behavior over the internet?
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#49 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
If you really think, what isis doing convincing someone to blow himself up for fucks sake isn't the ultimate brain washing, then you are an idiot in the modern world.
#63 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I think it is more sociopathic leaders offering dirt farmers a way up the social ladder that formed the basis of Mao's Cultural Revolution.

but you are right, perhaps the US Marines does nothing but rewire normal people into warriors that get sent on to fight wars against the communist soldiers wired to fight for their motherland.

and now that I think about it, nothing justifies the bloodshed the Mongol empire brought upon the world. or the Napoleonic wars.

You have convinced me that religion is the true power hungry entities in the world. I am sorry I ever doubted.
User avatar
#65 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if youre sarcastic or real with that comment.

You can't compare being convinced to blowing yourself up to anything in the world, that is just wrong. Have you seen fighters in syria packing womens sexy underwear into battle because they think they will use them in Heaven on their seventy something virgins ?.....

Never compare anything with this. Never...
#66 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh I will compare it.

many governments have had suicidal warriors throughout history.
Jews sent warriors on suicidal attacks during the roman occupation. They weren't the Life of Brian suicide squads either...
In fact, while i'm not using it as evidence, even the bible had suicidal attackers, meaning it probably extends back a long time.
India had Chavers to resist the Chola dynasty in the 11th century.
the first actual suicide bomber was Russian, and the idea was picked up by chinese revolutionaries (who, I must remind you, later went on and dealt a significant blow to religion in China.)
Then there are the very famous Kamikaze pilots, who, and this is very important, were promised glory onto their houses for bravely defending the empire. How is being promised glory they will never see different from being promised virgin pussy they can't have right now? I'll let you muse over that as I also point out that the Germans had Selbstopfereinsatz during the battle of Berlin. Basically Kamikazes but would target Soviet held bridges. They really didn't do all that well in all honesty, but did knock over one bridge at the very least.

and finally North Koreans had explosive tanks.

And need I remind you of the Rape of Nanking and Gulags had absolutely no religious background. Americans and Vietcong stole gold teeth from the fallen and kept mementos, such as guns, ears, and whole limbs.

My point is simple. If one rejects religion because of violence and self perpetuation, then logically rejecting government is the conclusion. I've heard some jokingly say that we don't need religion because our governments kill us just fine.

So, I ask, Are you an anarchist? You are, after all, halfway there.
#67 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
Wow. Did you just research all those because I said you can't compare them ?
Your historical facts are nice and well. And your observation is fine as well, but I'm not an Anarchist, I just happened to be raised in Istanbul, in islamic parts, between unofficial groups of em. '' nurcu's '' or '' with-nur '' and some others

I've learned about brain washing, which was the spark of my first comment, that '' we already have superior brain washing, and you can see it in radical groups '' ( which are mostly admiral ackbars' terrorist friends from the middle east )

That was all I said. I didn't say that there are no other kamikaze style succesful brain washing methods / facts in the history. Do not get me wrong. And your facts are good facts too, very educative. So I think we both agree that the ultimate brain washing is real and it has done and being done. You call it radicalism, I call it modern religions, those are our opinions mmkay ?

Also, your no gods no masters arch enemy ? picture doesn't suit with your '' Can I sex to your fedora collection '' kinda commenting. Just saying.
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#68 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I know. I'm being a goofball.
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#47 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
No of course not. But I know about Islam and religions in general.

Stop the thumb farming will ya ?
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#24 - I had a dream that North Korea was going to do something on th…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on /POL/ GOT IT RIGHT 0
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#28 - rapterjesus (01/01/2016) [-]
North Korea does some shit like every other week. So in this case, not sure you were exactly prescient.

That said, I don't discount dreams exactly, I dreamed I got fired from my job the night before I got fired from my job. Having never really dreamed about my job before. Shit shook my understanding of consciousness.
#31 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
probably because you knew what a shit job you were doing
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#32 - rapterjesus (01/01/2016) [-]
It's possible. The sub-conscious is a real bitch.
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#18 - Is it true your job is best described as being a human scarecr…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on only hire the best security 0
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#20 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/01/2016) [-]
mall security here. Yes that is exactly what we are. They told us in training our job is not to aprehend any criminals, but to, and i quote, "maintain a presence" and they went on about how just having people in uniform walk around keeps alot of trouble away even though we will be fired to directly interfering with a criminal. the most we can do is call the cops.
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#25 - johnconnorone (01/01/2016) [-]
Thats only true for some security. I'm A daat trained officer. I work medical clinics with peper spray, baton and cuffs. I have more authority than police on my sites and tell the police what to do and how to handle situations.
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#19 - johnconnorone (01/01/2016) [-]
I basically get paid to be a dick and yell at everyone while standing in a corner. So, yes.

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
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#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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