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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

latest user's comments

#61 - Why didn't they run tho? like, if i heard the sound…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Spec Ops: The Line comp 0
#65 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
They thought they were safe between two rather high walls. They weren't
#32 - All i see is a typical Yelp review.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Best response! +55
#85 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Exactly my thought. The descriptions some people write ("My friends and I got kicked out even though we weren't THAT loud") drive me insane.
#78 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I didn't know carmine's parkside pizza was anti fire and anti crossbow. To think that i have been going there for years.
#72 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
#37 - Bit hypocritical, considering you had special accommodation du…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on super cringio +14
#68 - ucantstopdafunk (01/04/2016) [-]
That burn made me laugh quite a bit.
#24 - "you moron, you can impale it easier through the side.&qu… 01/04/2016 on Put the can on the pole +2
#108 - like everyone said, df is very playable. It is the opposite of… 01/04/2016 on Buying an indie early... +1
#104 - Factorio is progressing at a fairly decent rate, and it isn't … 01/04/2016 on Buying an indie early... 0
#69 - >you didn't know your kid was digging too deep holes in a s… 01/04/2016 on Anon plants a booby trap 0
#68 - yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 01/04/2016 on Anon plants a booby trap 0
#11173676 - and i've only inserted the tip 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11173670 - Yes that is my name.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11173671 - snapshots (01/04/2016) [-]
Vore
im screaming
#11173676 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
and i've only inserted the tip
#11173664 - actually now that i look at it with lower contrast, the …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11173677 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
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#11173667 - snapshots (01/04/2016) [-]
vorarephilia
.........
vore
my nigga
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#11173670 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
Yes that is my name.
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#11173671 - snapshots (01/04/2016) [-]
Vore
im screaming
#11173676 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
and i've only inserted the tip
#11173657 - Comment deleted 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11173598 - **vorarephilia rolled user jamesten **  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11173606 - jamesten (01/04/2016) [-]
There's nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
but there is something wrong with vorarephilia
i don't want you to eat me
#11173519 - mfw twi tells me to shut up but i have no trendy comebacks. 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11173515 - WELCOME NEW MEME  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11173520 - twi (01/04/2016) [-]
YOU FUCKING STUPID RETARD
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#11173518 - Sunset (01/04/2016) [-]
go away
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#11173517 - twi (01/04/2016) [-]
YOU FUCKING RETARD
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#11173516 - twi (01/04/2016) [-]
SHUT THE FUCK UP
#11173519 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
mfw twi tells me to shut up but i have no trendy comebacks.
#68 - I know. I'm being a goofball. 01/03/2016 on In The Year 2000 +1
#66 - Oh I will compare it. many governments have had suici…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on In The Year 2000 0
#67 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
Wow. Did you just research all those because I said you can't compare them ?
Your historical facts are nice and well. And your observation is fine as well, but I'm not an Anarchist, I just happened to be raised in Istanbul, in islamic parts, between unofficial groups of em. '' nurcu's '' or '' with-nur '' and some others

I've learned about brain washing, which was the spark of my first comment, that '' we already have superior brain washing, and you can see it in radical groups '' ( which are mostly admiral ackbars' terrorist friends from the middle east )

That was all I said. I didn't say that there are no other kamikaze style succesful brain washing methods / facts in the history. Do not get me wrong. And your facts are good facts too, very educative. So I think we both agree that the ultimate brain washing is real and it has done and being done. You call it radicalism, I call it modern religions, those are our opinions mmkay ?

Also, your no gods no masters arch enemy ? picture doesn't suit with your '' Can I sex to your fedora collection '' kinda commenting. Just saying.
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#68 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I know. I'm being a goofball.
#40 - ur mum  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Bill Clinton +4
#41 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
admin ur mod was rude to me , pls fire
#63 - I think it is more sociopathic leaders offering dirt farmers a…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on In The Year 2000 +1
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#65 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if youre sarcastic or real with that comment.

You can't compare being convinced to blowing yourself up to anything in the world, that is just wrong. Have you seen fighters in syria packing womens sexy underwear into battle because they think they will use them in Heaven on their seventy something virgins ?.....

Never compare anything with this. Never...
#66 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh I will compare it.

many governments have had suicidal warriors throughout history.
Jews sent warriors on suicidal attacks during the roman occupation. They weren't the Life of Brian suicide squads either...
In fact, while i'm not using it as evidence, even the bible had suicidal attackers, meaning it probably extends back a long time.
India had Chavers to resist the Chola dynasty in the 11th century.
the first actual suicide bomber was Russian, and the idea was picked up by chinese revolutionaries (who, I must remind you, later went on and dealt a significant blow to religion in China.)
Then there are the very famous Kamikaze pilots, who, and this is very important, were promised glory onto their houses for bravely defending the empire. How is being promised glory they will never see different from being promised virgin pussy they can't have right now? I'll let you muse over that as I also point out that the Germans had Selbstopfereinsatz during the battle of Berlin. Basically Kamikazes but would target Soviet held bridges. They really didn't do all that well in all honesty, but did knock over one bridge at the very least.

and finally North Koreans had explosive tanks.

And need I remind you of the Rape of Nanking and Gulags had absolutely no religious background. Americans and Vietcong stole gold teeth from the fallen and kept mementos, such as guns, ears, and whole limbs.

My point is simple. If one rejects religion because of violence and self perpetuation, then logically rejecting government is the conclusion. I've heard some jokingly say that we don't need religion because our governments kill us just fine.

So, I ask, Are you an anarchist? You are, after all, halfway there.
#67 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
Wow. Did you just research all those because I said you can't compare them ?
Your historical facts are nice and well. And your observation is fine as well, but I'm not an Anarchist, I just happened to be raised in Istanbul, in islamic parts, between unofficial groups of em. '' nurcu's '' or '' with-nur '' and some others

I've learned about brain washing, which was the spark of my first comment, that '' we already have superior brain washing, and you can see it in radical groups '' ( which are mostly admiral ackbars' terrorist friends from the middle east )

That was all I said. I didn't say that there are no other kamikaze style succesful brain washing methods / facts in the history. Do not get me wrong. And your facts are good facts too, very educative. So I think we both agree that the ultimate brain washing is real and it has done and being done. You call it radicalism, I call it modern religions, those are our opinions mmkay ?

Also, your no gods no masters arch enemy ? picture doesn't suit with your '' Can I sex to your fedora collection '' kinda commenting. Just saying.
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#68 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I know. I'm being a goofball.
#9 - and for a very long part of our history too. see: Mon… 01/03/2016 on WWIII if we everyone's... +30
#13 - Alright, who recorded me getting the mail with my crutches?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Interesting Crane -1
#25 - petresko (01/03/2016) [-]
ha ha ..ha ha HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
#6 - I am 89% sure that was a joke, but that ******** bit of…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Bill Clinton +73
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#73 - spceinvdr (01/04/2016) [-]
It's just a joke, I don't actually think she's the devil or the antichrist. I do think that she's a horrible career politician who is as trustworthy as a used car salesman. So close enough
#71 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
honestly though you can't blame people for thinking that considering people were holding signs calling Obama their saviour. Then the songs sung by schools kids that praise Obama (similar to Hitler), and then something about omitting a reference to God in some address.

#54 - funpunk (01/03/2016) [-]
Nigga, Obama's been accused of literally everything. Being the Antichrist, being Muslim, being the new Hitler, being gay, being a fake American, being a fake black person, being a free range honey badger; after a while they just started running out of things to accuse him of being.
#72 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
well he is Muslim and half white

*sigh* I miss Bush
he was entertaining at least. Obama is like watching a plank (that can speak and read a teleprompter and pretend to wipe away tears. seriously lol that's some funny shit)
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#17 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
You are the anti-christ vora
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#40 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
ur mum
#41 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
admin ur mod was rude to me , pls fire
#8 - softlyrustled (01/03/2016) [-]
*antchrist
#18 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
did... did you just make that?
how long did it take
#8 - I think i'm going to take your word on this one.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Cat scares bear +2
#9 - wowtransmogdude (01/03/2016) [-]
No, he's right. The species of bear is different in this clip, but you can still take them in a fight.
#9 - I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIALLLLLLLL!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on funnyjunk girlfriend +1
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#10 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
It IS honey , I want you to eat me and yuichka!
#8 - We picked our dark god you weeb. 01/03/2016 on Progress!...lol +14

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
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#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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