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vorarephilia

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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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Date Signed Up:5/09/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#9 - there are a few out there. Not nearly enough unfortunately.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Tumblr users 0
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#13 - unfortunately (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh hey!
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Kitty screwed up +12
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#7 - flyingfisherman (07/19/2014) [-]
I would slap that ass
#15 - gay pants?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Goodnight everyone. I'm out. +1
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#16 - ravertoby (07/18/2014) [-]
well they do look fabulous
#8 - I knew a guy who came close. Started making sacrifices of dog … 07/18/2014 on Women in a gif +17
#41 - reverse image search brought this up. 07/18/2014 on Goalie like a boss +2
#72 - It's called a role playing game for a reason. 07/18/2014 on Fallout: New Vegas +8
#4 - And lets assume they are right about society being slaves to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Slave to FunnyJunk +2
#15 - kulamia (07/19/2014) [-]
"Why not do something better than complaining?"
Exactly! but they have arts degrees, and painting is way easier than going out and experiencing life fully. Thumb for the spot on answer.
#8 - >tell police she raped my niece. >convince niece to … 07/18/2014 on :^) +12
#48 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on All aboard the feels train +48
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#564 - pastamaster (07/19/2014) [-]
Small down = little retard
#127 - ballisticmistype (07/18/2014) [-]
I actually laughed way too hard at this
+1
#18 - I-it was a coincidence, goy. don't forget muh billions. 07/18/2014 on What really happened. +6
#16 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on What really happened. 0
#380 - only loosely related, but you may have helped me already. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels 0
#410 - expand (07/18/2014) [-]
man that's some inspiration shit
#3890 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#3927 - thefunnyside Comment deleted by vorarephilia
#32 - so you're THAT anon. 07/18/2014 on You really are +67
#1462 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... +1
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#310 - your rite. she to fat.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on vorarephilia's profile 0
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#311 - fitemeirlbro (07/18/2014) [-]
tru
#308 - I can lift ur mom onto my dick.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on vorarephilia's profile 0
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#309 - fitemeirlbro (07/18/2014) [-]
doubt it
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#310 - vorarephilia (07/18/2014) [-]
your rite. she to fat.
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#311 - fitemeirlbro (07/18/2014) [-]
tru
#14 - I like how they have guns pointed at him, like they are expect… 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi +95
#4 - one in four children get railed by batman.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Underachievers +10
#6 - kulamia (07/18/2014) [-]
According to this picture, that's a gang-bang on Robin.
#3 - who else would be able to say this line as good as cr1tikal? … 07/18/2014 on A bit of a stretch 0
#22 - Be careful, He is trained and gorilla warfare and has over 300…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Tenassy... +682
#183 - badjojobeans (07/18/2014) [-]
His face after the beatdown.
#130 - formattedlizard (07/18/2014) [-]
You have over 300 confirmed thumbs.
#67 - ulcis (07/18/2014) [-]
He's also one of the worlds top 360 noscopers.
#38 - kamehamedump (07/18/2014) [-]
LOL GORILLA WARFARE?!
#194 - bann (07/18/2014) [-]
that's the OG text
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#57 - traelos (07/18/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#206 - kamehamedump (07/19/2014) [-]
LOL that never gets old xD
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#171 - I think I have a good analogy. If you think of Reddit…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on i love my family +6
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#255 - nyiagh (07/18/2014) [-]
This.... You Spoke what I could't Even think about in my mind...t
#49 - nevermind, looked it up on wikipedia humans get the privil…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Vault 69 and 68 0
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#60 - fuzzysixx (07/18/2014) [-]
I saw it done to a lion once, because his and another pride were getting too big, so humans wanted to swap the fathers in for inbreeding safety. They tranquilized them, shoved electrode in, and done.
#47 - It might be done under anesthesia, but I am not sure. There is…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Vault 69 and 68 0
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#49 - vorarephilia (07/18/2014) [-]
nevermind, looked it up on wikipedia
humans get the privilege of general anesthetics. but it could work without it. although now that I read about it it probably would just be unnecessary cruelty unless the dude had a spinal injury.
goats sometimes get sedated.
all other animals just get lube.
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#60 - fuzzysixx (07/18/2014) [-]
I saw it done to a lion once, because his and another pride were getting too big, so humans wanted to swap the fathers in for inbreeding safety. They tranquilized them, shoved electrode in, and done.
#16 - It looks more like a vaginal cross section diagram than a peni… 07/18/2014 on Boys 0

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
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User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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