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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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Date Signed Up:5/09/2013
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#18 - flac snob master race. 01/11/2016 on Right, sure +7
#17 - she's using the thermometer wrong. the bulb goes in the mouth.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Sext 0
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#19 - madb (18 hours ago) [-]
wait what? the bulb doesnt actualy go in the mouth right?
#20 - vorarephilia (18 hours ago) [-]
It does. In fact, most oral thermometers have a metal tip instead of a bulb that is placed under the tongue since that conducts heat better. warming the end that is the furthest from the bulk of the mercury/alcohol is counterproductive.
#20 - /tv/ 01/11/2016 on It was good though 0
#83 - close enough. 01/11/2016 on What are the odds? +6
#78 - **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, 1-12*"** **vorarephilia rolls 04** 01/11/2016 on What are the odds? +1
#182 - What I hate the most is it literally serves no purpose other t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on judas +10
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#270 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
I want to be fair here:

Barelly anyone is agreeing with Merkel, she did that on her own, ignoring the other 100 People that would have actuelly an word in this. If you look through german media, you will notice countless articles (unless made be lefty or righty jornalists) who describe that an big part of the Parlament where and are not happy with how Merkel is doing atm, Seehofer one of the biggest critics on it.

The goverment is already building up constructive ways to deal with all this, planning already some laws to make sure immigrants would have to stay at an certain place instead of going to the bigger Citys and so on.

We Germans had went through rougher stuff, the decline of economy, our Country got 2 times destroyed in an row and rebuilded itself, the building of an wall and it´s end, the fears of what would happen if US and UDSSR would blow each other up, that shit ain´t gonna take us down, you need bigger shit to happen.

In the end it´s like this: Where i live (roughly an small "markt" with 5000 People) we got around 1000 immigrants and you know what? Nothing, thats right i barrely notice this People, i just see them often Standing in line at the local super markets with me, buying some cheap shit to make something to eat.

Firefighers haven´t come yet, Police hasn´t come yet. You here often People complain who got for some reason an good bunch of shitty immigrants and some other shit that though it could sneak in.

We talk about almost an Million People moving into an Country, OF COURSE there will be shit Happening, shit will be exagerated and shit will be talked, thats fucking normal.

So yeah, as often most Germans sit there, accepting what happens right now with Status quo, because taking it down now would just Play in someones Hands, and from to time complain about it. Same shit, different year, if i would Count up how fucking normal that is, we would sit here until the next day.
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#271 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
Gosh my grammer is shit this day, i need my coffee
#28 - Our government covers the cost of glasses for those in the arm…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on True +3
#37 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
We have new ones now, they don't look as bad.
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#31 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
It should also cover braces
#34 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Braces just make you look better most of the time don't they? They don't serve any other useful purpose for most people. Glasses on the other hand help you do something essential to doing most things.
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#35 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
It can help fix a problem that can possibly lead to mouth diseases later in their life. Also glasses can easily fall off in combat and you're fucked when that happens. Unless you have them tied to your face somehow
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#29 - imnotkickthecat (01/10/2016) [-]
damn that is on ghetto rigged chinstrap.
#146 - yfw posting this. 01/10/2016 on Obi Wan remembers 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Why I don't have a girlfriend +35
#14 - radiohazard (01/10/2016) [-]
HFW
#4 - ******* HERMIT CRABS GET THE **** OUT OF MY SH…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Hermit crab house orgy +12
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#6 - manueldomingues (01/10/2016) [-]
imagine a big fat fuck of a toad just reeeeing its way onto the line and breaking them all apart
fucking hermit fags gtfo my beach reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i know toads are fresh water and not salt water but imagine
#7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Imagine a noose around your neck. Now imagine yourself dangling from the noose. That's what I'm doing.
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#9 - manueldomingues (01/10/2016) [-]
everybody needs a pooper thats why they invited you
paarty poooper
paarty poooper
#3 - and albert einstein gave her 100 dollars.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Missionary impossible +9
#5 - iloldhard (01/10/2016) [-]
$100% true story
#5 - Most interesting thing I ever heard said about Sid was that he…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Sid +7
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#16 - purdon (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm surprised he didn't grow up to be a serial killer.
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#10 - EnergizierAnon (01/10/2016) [-]
He grew up to be a garbage man that ends up rescuing toys from the landfill because he knows that they are alive.
#101 - But all we'll do is request fresh squeeze limeaide. 01/10/2016 on gay bar 29 i think... 0
#6 - Drake the type of ***** to flush after only farting. 01/10/2016 on Drake be Like +3
#8 - you're an oversensitive faggot made of eggshells who doesn't k…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Division +12
#11 - rayeightk (01/10/2016) [-]
At least you're honest. Have a thumb.
#27 - boarderlinegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
Wow such civilized disagreement is rare. I'll celebrate that
#5 - I don't feel bad about it. Few things in this world warm my he…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Hello 911? My weiner is stuck. 0
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#6 - evilkingganon (01/10/2016) [-]
Id be to worried someone would run off with a GR if i had one
#3 - although I grew up with the sweetest golden retriever and am t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Hello 911? My weiner is stuck. +1
#4 - evilkingganon (01/10/2016) [-]
Dont feel bad im biases towards dachshunds. My first one was a halfbreed. She was part beagle. Got one now thats half mini dachshund not sure what the dad is
#5 - vorarephilia (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't feel bad about it. Few things in this world warm my heart as much as a golden retriever smile.

but wiener dogs are fun too.
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#6 - evilkingganon (01/10/2016) [-]
Id be to worried someone would run off with a GR if i had one
#27 - For a website of virgins, there sure is a lot of concern about… 01/10/2016 on Discussion +14
#40 - reveal your bulge really was a banana. #wastehistime2016 01/10/2016 on #wastehistime2016 +20
#23 - Well that's love for you  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's +73
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#24 - shumdek (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, with that theory the sadness of my life doesn't seem to be as bad then.

Infinite loops meaning love and all. Thanks man.
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#53 - mrfinnt (01/10/2016) [-]
10 hours of "What is love" (Jim Carrey, v.2) dont hurt me, dont hurt me
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#66 - shumdek (01/10/2016) [-]
No. nono. Not again. I've done this so many times. I think I've listened to that 10 hours version like 4 times. Send help.
#11 - I had no idea. holy hell. 01/10/2016 on yes +5
#65 - If it is, I was not aware of it. Taco tuesday is a bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Mr Banana +5
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#67 - wraithguard (01/10/2016) [-]
I suppose so.
#17 - does this include italians and basically everyone who works ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +2
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#47 - liru (01/10/2016) [-]
gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet
#26 - commontroll (01/10/2016) [-]
You say that like we wouldn't include those vile outsiders.
#19 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Italians aren't white.
#20 - Dad i'm hungry hi hungry i'm dad hi dad i'm dad …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's +136
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#65 - andimac (01/10/2016) [-]
More likely to be: Dad, I'm hungry.
Here, have some soup.

As its an advert.
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#22 - shumdek (01/10/2016) [-]
It's an infinite loop D:
#23 - vorarephilia (01/10/2016) [-]
Well that's love for you
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#24 - shumdek (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, with that theory the sadness of my life doesn't seem to be as bad then.

Infinite loops meaning love and all. Thanks man.
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#53 - mrfinnt (01/10/2016) [-]
10 hours of "What is love" (Jim Carrey, v.2) dont hurt me, dont hurt me
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#66 - shumdek (01/10/2016) [-]
No. nono. Not again. I've done this so many times. I think I've listened to that 10 hours version like 4 times. Send help.
#19 - Comment deleted 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's 0

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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