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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#54 - Sid Meier's "Pirates!". It is about pirates, is an R… 12/22/2015 on Painted cleavage +3
#143 - then use the glue to make a paper mache horse. and th… 12/21/2015 on (11) untitled post 0
#310 - To be perfectly honest, I just know I like that song and Labyr… 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music 0
#30 - what, afraid it'll tear up your ass?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him +9
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#78 - heartlessrobot (12/21/2015) [-]
No, I just don't like the taste.
#20 - the music they probably wouldn't care about, but they …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music 0
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#232 - ljxjlos (12/21/2015) [-]
Saw these guys live without knowing of them.

FUCK. Nothing against you, but FUCK are they bad.
#310 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
To be perfectly honest, I just know I like that song and Labyrinth from this band. some of their others I definitely know I don't like, and most I'm just "meh" about.
#11128310 - someone spoke what a faggot 12/21/2015 on Happy little board +2
#4 - everyone get in here! 12/21/2015 on test for dadmin -1
#2 - so it works ok for one subscriber. we just need as many as its…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on test for dadmin -1
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#3 - lametitan (12/21/2015) [-]
hey hey pile on!
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#4 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
everyone get in here!
#39 - IM NOT YELLING I JUST HAVE BIG OPINIONS 12/21/2015 on Based grotke 0
#33 - what if he has the detonator? 12/21/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. 0
#2 - Steak 'N Skate.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Cool Sign +110
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#3 - superiorcheerio (12/21/2015) [-]
Steakboard
#8 - warioteam (12/21/2015) [-]
New York Skate
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#11 - zzzanzitron (12/21/2015) [-]
more like NY strip skate
#1 - to think, his dad saved by the very baby boy he carried.  [+] (23 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Anon saves his dads life +971
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#104 - elcreepo (12/21/2015) [-]
One day the master becomes the student, all men equally hope and fear that their son will surpass them one day.
#75 - daggydaggy (12/21/2015) [-]
That was Beautiful
#53 - urs has deleted their comment.
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#95 - urs (12/21/2015) [-]
In 1994, I was 19 at that time. My best friend and I whom I have known since we were in the early years of high school (I believe it is called "junior high" in the U.S.?) were hanging out at a bar here, and we were talking about his soon-to-be enlisting for the army here.
Since then, he was very devoted to the country, and he is still one of the strongest people I know. I admire him and hang out with him for a barbecue every now and then. He has a child now (23 years old), recovering from a terrible accident - he is the one who talked me into this website, by the way (the child).
Anyway, so we were talking about his father, and how the fact that he will leave is quite pressuring because his father was having lung cancer. I volunteered to come take care of his father as often as I could (because I was planning to go to college here, I couldn't see it as a problem, I was living alone).
In 1995/'96 he was in the neighboring country of Bulgaria, en-route to Macedonia for peacekeeping reasons. I was visiting the old man, he was coughing badly one night of the 15th of December '95 (the war was declared over, but he was there for peacekeeping continuously). Because the father was weakened due to the cancer, I was trying to carry him to the bathroom, kitchen etc. He was quite heavy for me, I was weak, skinny, and was quite difficult for me to move him, but I had a promise to keep.
That night, he asked me kindly to take him to the front yard, because "he wanted to look at the street." I went to grab his jacket, put his socks on and his shoes, and he asked me to give him his Sergeant cap so he could use it to keep his head warm. I thought it was quite ridiculous, but who am I to deny the old man.
As I carried him to the porch, I laid him on his armchair in the yard and he said to me, just as I was putting him down, "I wish I could see the stars closer, one day."
He started coughing, and coughing, and coughing even harder. When he finished his last cough, he laid on his back, motionless, looking at the stars he was longing for.
The life in his eyes died away, there was nothing but the shell as his spirit flew into the night, among the stars.
I called my friend, he could answer only 1 week later. His wife was there with me, as we laid the old man to his final resting place.
My friend came back, devastated, he missed his father's funeral.
I told him to be happy, for he can live on in his memory as he remembers him: happy, with blue eyes always looking for the good in people.
Now, almost 20 years later, I still go to work out, carrying the barbell to my chin, and for a moment - I can feel my dear friend's disappointment going away. I still hate myself for not being able to do more.
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#110 - dangskippity (12/22/2015) [-]
Well if thats true im really sorry to hear it man
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#96 - urs (12/21/2015) [-]
fristiprinses seymourg ironfan juter capslockwut ameercat phanteon sasarbiter royaldingo blockman yunoavalable chubbymonkey lathyrusvii CaptainAwesome vexille criticbear slimscheibe fezzo thejewcard fistings icanbearlyread pockettacos denmarkftw leflopes justleave tesarrior nyctonightingale sspacecore demonpinguin killermoosed metalbeasteq shlek dyingalone nctr yubah absolutelynyet thatdrummer onenuttedchimp jimmyrustlinhustla stickytissuelolz neptunesmoon mudkipslayer wfddfw garlikk FuckOffNow capnkrunch walhor Geopi likerofbutts schwerdaddy dangskippity xXDeadpoolXx doddythechef claymaster mendingo HKNobody candlejackismyhomi guardianatreyu marstan AlbertEinstein youreminenow solenguy virtigo googol peekabeast zazachzach resnumbers oldmanjenkinz hardjunk amicoolnowmom glbmichishige guiltyspeech turretbuddy slothboner kevintk jagoz thedankmemer magicmatchsticks NinjaZombie salmonlad StewieGGriffin paintskillz austinrocket paranoidmuffin dabeetus yellowtube theasexualgamer racetothebottom Silverboss thatguymax gordanfreemann syfygeek totalcrinos syfygeek iexs xXDeadpoolXx honeybon fristiprinses ifreakinglovepizza migueldecervantes uleaveinpieces hikahiller Props to my friend's son for helping me get you guys to read it, hopefully.
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#115 - thatdrummer (12/22/2015) [-]
Who the actual fuck are you?
#109 - ironfan (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but what did i do again?
#108 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
tl;dr
lol
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#106 - lathyrusvii (12/21/2015) [-]
Why am I here? I skimmed the story. Someone died? Why do I care? There's no context.
#103 - uleaveinpieces (12/21/2015) [-]
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#105 - urs (12/21/2015) [-]
Check comment number 95.
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#98 - virtigo (12/21/2015) [-]
See the issue with your comment in the first place was that you expected vorarephilia to know that a random dude on the internet was gonna get offended by his comment because he had a story that would trigger some PTSD scenario, and on top of that you wouldn't even share it in the first place.

That aside, I'm sorry to hear about your friend.
#92 - syfygeek (12/21/2015) [-]
k.
#90 - iexs (12/21/2015) [-]
COCK OFF FAGGOT
#82 - xXDeadpoolXx (12/21/2015) [-]
#60 - honeybon (12/21/2015) [-]
attentionwhore
#57 - fristiprinses (12/21/2015) [-]
Then why mention it?
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#55 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/21/2015) [-]
well now you have to share
#64 - migueldecervantes (12/21/2015) [-]
"You really have to tell us now."
"No, I can't."
"Please, we are so interested in your life."
"I really can't. It is too painful."
"I beg of you, in the name of all the FJ community--nay! in the name of humankind itself--I--we!--beg of you to tell us your riveting tale."
"I know you all need to hear it so I guess maybe I will someday...

Someday...

One day..."

#59 - uleaveinpieces (12/21/2015) [-]
Don't encourage him.
#49 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, you can't write things like that around here!
#25 - hikakiller (12/21/2015) [-]
You made me sad.
#15 - one day a developer will see the potential in a game similar t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Mirrored Vidya Covers +60
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#23 - Tsquared (12/21/2015) [-]
so psychonauts, but guns?
that actually sounds pretty solid
#24 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Psi-Ops, the Mind-gate conspiracy.

Greatest game ever.
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#98 - grantnola (12/21/2015) [-]
That game was so fun too bad i only rented a copy from Hollywood videos....
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#80 - malcolmcz (12/21/2015) [-]
well it is not so great but back in the days it was a game I bought it for my shitty computer and played the shit out of it.
#7 - you are mad because no one got you any hotwheels.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on special needs students +185
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#30 - tittylovin (12/21/2015) [-]
Ah, there it is.
#81 - most of the people that do are spamming it, so at least half g… 12/21/2015 on For the Resistance 0
#865 - goddamn right. but yours is pretty nice too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on vorarephilia's profile 0
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#866 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#863 - that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on vorarephilia's profile 0
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#864 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
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#866 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#33 - I thought it was because of the ****** rhyme.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Based grotke +1
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#34 - zanybruh (12/21/2015) [-]
i didn't notice that.
#17 - everyone here always always seems to hate other cultures mixin…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him +39
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#56 - europe (12/21/2015) [-]
Thing is, food isn't going to tell you you should be killed for not following their religion
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#29 - heartlessrobot (12/21/2015) [-]
To be fair, westernized Chinese/Japanese food is god-tier oriental food.
Mostly because I'm a complete pussy when it comes to spicy food, so Indian is right out.
#30 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
what, afraid it'll tear up your ass?
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#78 - heartlessrobot (12/21/2015) [-]
No, I just don't like the taste.
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#18 - nywrestler (12/21/2015) [-]
Tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese works fine, but I like it even more with goat cheese crumbled on top. Shit is fucking amazing. Also lol at that picture.
#11127766 - **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **vorarephilia roll…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11127772 - twi (12/21/2015) [-]
**twi used "*roll picture*"**
**twi rolled image**
#11127783 - mvtjets (12/21/2015) [-]
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#11127769 - Sunset (12/21/2015) [-]
**Sunset used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**Sunset rolls 66**
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#11127770 - Sunset (12/21/2015) [-]
HE HAS TO GO BACK
#11127762 - 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#11127765 - mvtjets (12/21/2015) [-]
The navajo sonata curse will obliterate you
#11127748 - t( -_- t ) 12/21/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11127738 - ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#11127740 - twi (12/21/2015) [-]
Not even aesthetic
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#11127748 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
t( -_- t )
#11127730 - Picture 12/21/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11127725 - I can only make MS-DOS viruses. you are on mobile. do it  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#11127728 - twi (12/21/2015) [-]
But I don't have a condom

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
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User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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