vorarephilia
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| Date Signed Up: | 5/09/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
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| Content Ranking: | #192 |
| Comment Ranking: | #16 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #144 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #3 |
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| Subscribers: | 34 |
| Content Views: | 3255999 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 6252 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 14115 |
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO
Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore
Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.
Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.
SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO
Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore
Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.
Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.
SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ
latest user's comments
| #54 - Sid Meier's "Pirates!". It is about pirates, is an R… | 12/22/2015 on Painted cleavage | +3 |
| #143 - then use the glue to make a paper mache horse. and th… | 12/21/2015 on (11) untitled post | 0 |
| #310 - To be perfectly honest, I just know I like that song and Labyr… | 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music | 0 |
| #30 - what, afraid it'll tear up your ass? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him | +9 |
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| #20 - the music they probably wouldn't care about, but they … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music | 0 |
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| #11128310 - someone spoke what a faggot | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | +2 |
| #4 - everyone get in here! | 12/21/2015 on test for dadmin | -1 |
| #2 - so it works ok for one subscriber. we just need as many as its… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on test for dadmin | -1 |
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| #39 - IM NOT YELLING I JUST HAVE BIG OPINIONS | 12/21/2015 on Based grotke | 0 |
| #33 - what if he has the detonator? | 12/21/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. | 0 |
| #2 - Steak 'N Skate. [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Cool Sign | +110 |
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| #1 - to think, his dad saved by the very baby boy he carried. [+] (23 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Anon saves his dads life | +971 |
| In 1994, I was 19 at that time. My best friend and I whom I have known since we were in the early years of high school (I believe it is called "junior high" in the U.S.?) were hanging out at a bar here, and we were talking about his soon-to-be enlisting for the army here. Since then, he was very devoted to the country, and he is still one of the strongest people I know. I admire him and hang out with him for a barbecue every now and then. He has a child now (23 years old), recovering from a terrible accident - he is the one who talked me into this website, by the way (the child). Anyway, so we were talking about his father, and how the fact that he will leave is quite pressuring because his father was having lung cancer. I volunteered to come take care of his father as often as I could (because I was planning to go to college here, I couldn't see it as a problem, I was living alone). In 1995/'96 he was in the neighboring country of Bulgaria, en-route to Macedonia for peacekeeping reasons. I was visiting the old man, he was coughing badly one night of the 15th of December '95 (the war was declared over, but he was there for peacekeeping continuously). Because the father was weakened due to the cancer, I was trying to carry him to the bathroom, kitchen etc. He was quite heavy for me, I was weak, skinny, and was quite difficult for me to move him, but I had a promise to keep. That night, he asked me kindly to take him to the front yard, because "he wanted to look at the street." I went to grab his jacket, put his socks on and his shoes, and he asked me to give him his Sergeant cap so he could use it to keep his head warm. I thought it was quite ridiculous, but who am I to deny the old man. As I carried him to the porch, I laid him on his armchair in the yard and he said to me, just as I was putting him down, "I wish I could see the stars closer, one day." He started coughing, and coughing, and coughing even harder. When he finished his last cough, he laid on his back, motionless, looking at the stars he was longing for. The life in his eyes died away, there was nothing but the shell as his spirit flew into the night, among the stars. I called my friend, he could answer only 1 week later. His wife was there with me, as we laid the old man to his final resting place. My friend came back, devastated, he missed his father's funeral. I told him to be happy, for he can live on in his memory as he remembers him: happy, with blue eyes always looking for the good in people. Now, almost 20 years later, I still go to work out, carrying the barbell to my chin, and for a moment - I can feel my dear friend's disappointment going away. I still hate myself for not being able to do more. fristiprinses seymourg ironfan juter capslockwut ameercat phanteon sasarbiter royaldingo blockman yunoavalable chubbymonkey lathyrusvii CaptainAwesome vexille criticbear slimscheibe fezzo thejewcard fistings icanbearlyread pockettacos denmarkftw leflopes justleave tesarrior nyctonightingale sspacecore demonpinguin killermoosed metalbeasteq shlek dyingalone nctr yubah absolutelynyet thatdrummer onenuttedchimp jimmyrustlinhustla stickytissuelolz neptunesmoon mudkipslayer wfddfw garlikk FuckOffNow capnkrunch walhor Geopi likerofbutts schwerdaddy dangskippity xXDeadpoolXx doddythechef claymaster mendingo HKNobody candlejackismyhomi guardianatreyu marstan AlbertEinstein youreminenow solenguy virtigo googol peekabeast zazachzach resnumbers oldmanjenkinz hardjunk amicoolnowmom glbmichishige guiltyspeech turretbuddy slothboner kevintk jagoz thedankmemer magicmatchsticks NinjaZombie salmonlad StewieGGriffin paintskillz austinrocket paranoidmuffin dabeetus yellowtube theasexualgamer racetothebottom Silverboss thatguymax gordanfreemann syfygeek totalcrinos syfygeek iexs xXDeadpoolXx honeybon fristiprinses ifreakinglovepizza migueldecervantes uleaveinpieces hikahiller Props to my friend's son for helping me get you guys to read it, hopefully. Why am I here? I skimmed the story. Someone died? Why do I care? There's no context. See the issue with your comment in the first place was that you expected vorarephilia to know that a random dude on the internet was gonna get offended by his comment because he had a story that would trigger some PTSD scenario, and on top of that you wouldn't even share it in the first place. That aside, I'm sorry to hear about your friend. #64 -
migueldecervantes (12/21/2015) [-] "You really have to tell us now." "No, I can't." "Please, we are so interested in your life." "I really can't. It is too painful." "I beg of you, in the name of all the FJ community--nay! in the name of humankind itself--I--we!--beg of you to tell us your riveting tale." "I know you all need to hear it so I guess maybe I will someday... Someday... One day..." | ||
| #15 - one day a developer will see the potential in a game similar t… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Mirrored Vidya Covers | +60 |
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| #7 - you are mad because no one got you any hotwheels. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on special needs students | +185 |
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| #81 - most of the people that do are spamming it, so at least half g… | 12/21/2015 on For the Resistance | 0 |
| #865 - goddamn right. but yours is pretty nice too. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on vorarephilia's profile | 0 |
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| #863 - that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on vorarephilia's profile | 0 |
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| #33 - I thought it was because of the ****** rhyme. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Based grotke | +1 |
| #17 - everyone here always always seems to hate other cultures mixin… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him | +39 |
| To be fair, westernized Chinese/Japanese food is god-tier oriental food. Mostly because I'm a complete pussy when it comes to spicy food, so Indian is right out. Tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese works fine, but I like it even more with goat cheese crumbled on top. Shit is fucking amazing. Also lol at that picture. | ||
| #11127766 - **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **vorarephilia roll… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11127762 - 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11127748 - t( -_- t ) | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11127738 - ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ [+] (2 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11127730 - Picture | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11127725 - I can only make MS-DOS viruses. you are on mobile. do it [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
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I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
(11/28/2015) [-] Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
(11/28/2015) [-] Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
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(11/21/2015) [-] I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.
also cool looking dad.
also cool looking dad.
(11/21/2015) [-] My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol
there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something
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(11/21/2015) [-] yeah that is definitely blood.
going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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(11/21/2015) [-] here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.
found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link
go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link
go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
(11/21/2015) [-] it is a chat bot. huh.
also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
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this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
(11/17/2015) [-] **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
#UNBANHELPFUL
(11/09/2015) [-] dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.
On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
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fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-] Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
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(10/29/2015) [-] maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.

