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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#1482475 - You unlock this door during a search for new headphones. Beyon…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1482484 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
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#1482491 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
So KRK KNS 8400 or the ATH-M40x?
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#1482510 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
It really depends on the kind of wave output you're looking for. Are you looking for more density in the lows, mids, highs, lows + mids, highs+mids, lows+highs, or all ranges? What kind of power source do you plan on running with these headphones? Are you planning on custom mods for the ear-pieces or are you going to use them stock? (I'd also have to check their graphs and make sure that they meet your desired specifications.
#1482548 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
See, that is the biggest problem i'm having. I have literally never put this much effort into deciding upon headphones before.

I don't know what I want.

I think all ranges would be better since i'm not a base head.
powersource... uh... laptop.
You can mod headphones?
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#1482557 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
all i do know is over the ear is far better for me than ear buds since I have tiny ear canals.
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#1482584 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
If you want a pair of decent, comfortable headphones, the Audio Technica ATH-AD500X Air's have a decent base with comfortable mids and highs. I have mine plugged into a AMP & DAC that I use for gaming. It's nice to be able to hear footsteps in the middle of battlefield 4 during a firefight. Plus their open-faced with some very decent drivers. Even without an AMP or DAC they should sound pretty decent in your laptop and still give you hours of comfortable wear. If you're in a noisy environment, you may want to consider the closed-face versions.
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#1482612 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
alright thanks. will look into that one.
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#6 - those are different? 12/26/2015 on ewww +3
#25 - also a waterbed which i've wanted for a long time, but it was … 12/26/2015 on Merry Christmas!! 0
#13 - and they said i was mad to only use prepaid cards and gift car… 12/26/2015 on DO NOT GO ON STEAM RIGHT NOW +1
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#1 - is that a nipple on her hand?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on ewww +18
#5 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
IDK, is your mod senses tingling or at least your dick?
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#6 - vorarephilia (12/26/2015) [-]
those are different?
#3 - bagguhsleep (12/26/2015) [-]
she can nourish her kids while also backhanding them
they're evolving
#8 - FJ without /pol/ution is a lot more like the funnyjunk i used to love.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#14 - youregaylol (12/26/2015) [-]
whenever you see something that makes you offended/angry call it /pol/ and reminisce about the glory days of fj when you didn't see opinions you didn't like.

its what all the cool kids are doing now.

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#12 - Reverend (12/26/2015) [-]
stfu newfag
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#11 - mentlgen (12/26/2015) [-]
Full of shit memes?
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#11 - I'm Ahmed the real Ahmed all you other Ahmeds are just i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Random Searches +40
#18 - chukupowpow (12/26/2015) [-]
For your spoiler. I <3 U
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#10 - A star is a sun to the planets orbiting it. No planets mean it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Star Destroyed 0
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#12 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]
Nope, the "Sun" is a name, other stars are just that. The same way that other planets have moons, but ours is simply "the Moon".
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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
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User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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