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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#290 - Yeah no kidding, I blocked 3 user's content and the front page… 12/28/2015 on How to revive dying FJ? +3
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on BEWARE THE COMING WAIFU AGE +14
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#44 - redstonealchemist (12/29/2015) [-]
i know what your name means.
i'd tell you that it's weird, but i have an obsession with penis-shaped tentacle hentai, so i can't fault you.
#5 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna continue talking to a backwards bigot like you.

Maybe you'll see how Liberalism is the superior way one day.

Until then, I will be sickened by you.
#2 - The robot devil is a liar! REPENT BROTHER!  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2015 on BEWARE THE COMING WAIFU AGE +15
#3 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
How can you be so backwards?

It's THE CURRENT YEAR, come on.

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#4 - vorarephilia (12/28/2015) [-]
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#44 - redstonealchemist (12/29/2015) [-]
i know what your name means.
i'd tell you that it's weird, but i have an obsession with penis-shaped tentacle hentai, so i can't fault you.
#5 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna continue talking to a backwards bigot like you.

Maybe you'll see how Liberalism is the superior way one day.

Until then, I will be sickened by you.
#65 - Did none of you go to middle school hygiene?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The Price for Utopia +32
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#139 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey Vora , do you want to get dinner?
#112 - youxbarstard (12/28/2015) [-]
I had never seen this part so "the space pope" is the best thing I've heard all week.
#71 - must have been an error, since yours is as small as those in t… 12/28/2015 on Dickception +44
#34 - I read an interesting theory that said the environment is lite… 12/28/2015 on fml 0
#111 - Somalia?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on a lil water..a lot of water 0
#113 - ashendashin (12/28/2015) [-]
Haha I'm from florida. Everything down here is shit
#47 - maybe I hate the far left and far right? Maybe I'm se… 12/28/2015 on Prohibition 0
#16 - I have no regrets, but this might be a decent substitu… 12/27/2015 on TR8-T0R Comp +1
#4 - I like how near the middle you just start saying random things…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Prohibition +14
#13 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
I like how very certain people responded negatively, in example some brony wiseman and vorephilia spelled wrong,
It's like they are protecting things like mayonnaise as gender, and every thing written as bad at comment #3
good job
but the best part its they are the ones to talk about cringe and autism
#47 - vorarephilia (12/28/2015) [-]
maybe I hate the far left and far right?

Maybe I'm secretly a borderline anarchist who thinks fascism and communism are both equally shit, and the people they tend to attract are both very zealous about who is wearing the right kind of shackles, whereas I would love to just get a small homestead in the middle of fuck all and grow my own food, generate my own power, build my own furniture etc. Out there I wouldn't have some fat bitch with daddy issues telling me to check my privilege for not praising a communist dictator, and I also wouldn't have a fat bastard with mommy issues telling me i'm a degenerate for not praising a fascist dictator. Just me, some crops, some livestock, and the beauty of the Alaskan wilderness for the rest of my life.

or maybe I'm a sentient can of beans.

You don't know me fgt.
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#16 - captainprincess (12/27/2015) [-]
"lol Im not cringe you are!"

That'll teach them
#20 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
oh another one, so teach me about your gender "captainprincess"
choosing your gender is perfectly normal, and in other countries is not considered as mental disease or cringe at all
#21 - captainprincess (12/27/2015) [-]
I'll wait until youve stopped crying
#22 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
"I like to make other people cry because it is the badass way I am in the depths of my dark soul"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#23 - captainprincess (12/27/2015) [-]
thats nice dear
#10 - CORN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON THE C…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2015 on TR8-T0R Comp +11
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#25 - marno (12/27/2015) [-]
You fucking bastard.
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#14 - bombadier (12/27/2015) [-]
You have actually ruined the intensity of that music for me forever
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#16 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
13 For The Craftworld I have no regrets, but this might be a decent substitute for "intense orchestral music"
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#11 - MoparMan (12/27/2015) [-]
you've ruined this music for me now
#8 - Unless the game is Paranoia. In that case it is a lot of fun.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on The janitor 0
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#10 - epicalania (12/28/2015) [-]
*In that case it should be entirely encouraged and made into a valid method of promotion.
In my last game, I single handedly went through a total of 7 clones from the other players stocks, got promoted to ultraviolet for it and managed to get a special "Instant Death" machine added to one players clone banks because he'd hacked The Computer to give him infinite clones.
Needless to say, theres a reason we haven't had a game since.
#1 - Picture 12/27/2015 on Narnia +25
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on patched in -16
#13 - rainbowhead (12/27/2015) [-]
Well fuck you too mate.
#11147706 - I fully agree. but I am using it in reference to the cuckold f… 12/27/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11147688 - Would you rather get cucked or be a rapist?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11147698 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
The over use of "cuck" online is ridiculous

You mean being cheated on.
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#11147706 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
I fully agree. but I am using it in reference to the cuckold fetish.

Perhaps a better way to word my hypothetical statement is, would you rather be a rapist, or watch your significant other be screwed consensually ?
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#11147692 - ayumu (12/27/2015) [-]
Cucked
Because if someone cucks me I no longer care about them
And then i would no longer care i was cucked
Because who gives a shit about that bitch
#15 - He means Shamans.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Daleks +46
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#8 - at least it wasn't meatspin.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Inside out +3
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#26 - tarabostes (12/27/2015) [-]
Oh my
#1482612 - alright thanks. will look into that one. 12/27/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#502 - Ah found it. pm me if you get another anon or account acting similar. 12/27/2015 on The Stereotype Awakens 0
#19 - actually nevermind. Decided to check anon's IP. He is an un-pe… 12/27/2015 on (3) - Funnyjunk - Funny... 0
#18 - Link? 12/27/2015 on (3) - Funnyjunk - Funny... 0
#1482557 - all i do know is over the ear is far better for me than ear bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1482584 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
If you want a pair of decent, comfortable headphones, the Audio Technica ATH-AD500X Air's have a decent base with comfortable mids and highs. I have mine plugged into a AMP & DAC that I use for gaming. It's nice to be able to hear footsteps in the middle of battlefield 4 during a firefight. Plus their open-faced with some very decent drivers. Even without an AMP or DAC they should sound pretty decent in your laptop and still give you hours of comfortable wear. If you're in a noisy environment, you may want to consider the closed-face versions.
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#1482612 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
alright thanks. will look into that one.
#1482548 - See, that is the biggest problem i'm having. I have literally …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1482557 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
all i do know is over the ear is far better for me than ear buds since I have tiny ear canals.
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#1482584 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
If you want a pair of decent, comfortable headphones, the Audio Technica ATH-AD500X Air's have a decent base with comfortable mids and highs. I have mine plugged into a AMP & DAC that I use for gaming. It's nice to be able to hear footsteps in the middle of battlefield 4 during a firefight. Plus their open-faced with some very decent drivers. Even without an AMP or DAC they should sound pretty decent in your laptop and still give you hours of comfortable wear. If you're in a noisy environment, you may want to consider the closed-face versions.
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#1482612 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
alright thanks. will look into that one.
#1482491 - So KRK KNS 8400 or the ATH-M40x?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1482510 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
It really depends on the kind of wave output you're looking for. Are you looking for more density in the lows, mids, highs, lows + mids, highs+mids, lows+highs, or all ranges? What kind of power source do you plan on running with these headphones? Are you planning on custom mods for the ear-pieces or are you going to use them stock? (I'd also have to check their graphs and make sure that they meet your desired specifications.
#1482548 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
See, that is the biggest problem i'm having. I have literally never put this much effort into deciding upon headphones before.

I don't know what I want.

I think all ranges would be better since i'm not a base head.
powersource... uh... laptop.
You can mod headphones?
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#1482557 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
all i do know is over the ear is far better for me than ear buds since I have tiny ear canals.
User avatar
#1482584 - xerixima (12/27/2015) [-]
If you want a pair of decent, comfortable headphones, the Audio Technica ATH-AD500X Air's have a decent base with comfortable mids and highs. I have mine plugged into a AMP & DAC that I use for gaming. It's nice to be able to hear footsteps in the middle of battlefield 4 during a firefight. Plus their open-faced with some very decent drivers. Even without an AMP or DAC they should sound pretty decent in your laptop and still give you hours of comfortable wear. If you're in a noisy environment, you may want to consider the closed-face versions.
User avatar
#1482612 - vorarephilia (12/27/2015) [-]
alright thanks. will look into that one.

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
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#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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