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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

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#71 - Picture	12/29/2015 on Playing God	+1
#113 - This game showed me it isn't the character that makes the crin…	12/29/2015 on 1000w LED lights	+4
#110 - Everyday god moves further away from us. [+] (6 new replies)	12/29/2015 on for whom the bell tolls	+17
#132 - Shadow Guardian (12/29/2015) [-] To be fair, Undyne and Mettaton are probably true. #135 - tenaciouslee (12/29/2015) [-] Mettaton's a fucking robot, why would he be trans? And Undyne's more than likely just amazonian snu-snu. #140 - thesadassasin (12/29/2015) [-] Mettaton's a fucking ghost, and Alphys built him/her a new body. #142 - tenaciouslee (12/29/2015) [-] But it seems to me like Mettaton's just a super-flamboyant homoman. Not a transgender bimorphous helter skelter hooplah monster. #179 - thegreentornado (12/29/2015) [-] #143 - thesadassasin (12/29/2015) [-] "helter skelter hooplah monster"
#129 - hehehe cum.	12/29/2015 on Time To Gargle :^)	0
#131 - "Or will the Russians travel through the television and d…	12/29/2015 on Coincidence? I Think Not!	+39
#25 - Not likely unfortunately. There are other problems with gigant… [+] (1 new reply)	12/29/2015 on Tallest man in history	+1
#26 - masterofmods (12/29/2015) [-] Ooh, I thought his tallness was just a mutation, not a cancer thing. Thanks for the info. Of course you of all people would know aaallll about giant humans
#81 - i thought registering guns would help solve crimes at least. c… [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing...	+5
#102 - durkadurka (12/28/2015) [-] I think they can do that already, but it's a bit more complicated. You could go to the manufacturer, figure out where the gun was sent and then who bought it. At least this way the government doesn't have a database at its fingertips.
#16 - He would. The heart is a muscle, and like all muscles when it … [+] (5 new replies)	12/28/2015 on Tallest man in history	+9
#24 - drtrousersnake (12/28/2015) [-] so the heart skips leg day is what you are saying? #17 - masterofmods (12/28/2015) [-] Hypothetically could he have lived a normal life if we stuck a turbocharged roboheart fitted for his body inside him? #25 - vorarephilia (12/29/2015) [-] Not likely unfortunately. There are other problems with gigantism, but the biggest one is not the size, but what makes them big, usually a pituitary tumor. the pituitary gland is, in a way, the brain of the endocrine system, and is very deep in your skull (pic related. that is where the lil' pea sized chemical machine sits. Oddly reminiscent of a hot air balloon basket to me for some reason ) a tumor can do many things there, but most commonly makes the pituitary release wayyyyyyy too much growth hormones during childhood, and in adulthood. causing a condition called acromegaly, which causes cancers, kidney failure, diabetes, and carpal tunnel. But if hypothetically, the tumor could be removed before killing him during the surgery to get the tf2 medic enhanced heart or something, and no cancers were swimming in growth hormones for years ( kinda bad btw.) then they could live a normal life. #26 - masterofmods (12/29/2015) [-] Ooh, I thought his tallness was just a mutation, not a cancer thing. Thanks for the info. Of course you of all people would know aaallll about giant humans #19 - itsapirateslife (12/28/2015) [-] Yes. idk but it'd be cool as fuck
#9 - Why don't women do the easier childbirth? Much less vaginal te…	12/28/2015 on the solution	+2
#17 - Ain't no passing craze!	12/28/2015 on Fucking weebs	+10
#13 - Picture [+] (8 new replies)	12/28/2015 on Rock your body	+10
#24 - thatoneiranianguy (12/28/2015) [-] Maybe baby but I'm sorry to tell you nothing can stop this silver tongue devil! #16 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-] #17 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-] #18 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-] #19 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-] #20 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-] #21 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-] #15 - alarubra (12/28/2015) [-] lol, cuck
#58 - **** the window turned to bricks. help me [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on Din Du Nuffin	0
#59 - dicktrickem (12/28/2015) [-] Stick a finger in up your butthole. Then with a finger on your remaining free hand, give yourself a finger mustache while reciting Pro Wrestler catch phrases. That is the only way to win against the spooky spooks. You should take a video of yourself doing this and send it to me, so I can ensure you're correctly performing the ritual.
#37 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on The Emperor's Loyal IV	+7
#43 - trollerfin (12/28/2015) [-]
#14 - why do i keep this? maybe you guys could ponder it for me whil… [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on Mein Führer	+3
#24 - newdevyx (12/28/2015) [-]
#4 - youswindledme.gaypeg	12/28/2015 on How to capture a loli 101	+8
#15 - "nah." - Samuel Colt [+] (10 new replies)	12/28/2015 on if you don't tap its racist	+33
#67 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] "Nah" - Unga Bunga #77 - Shiny (12/28/2015) [-] Spears still take strength to use tho, a cripple with AIDS could use a gun effectively. #78 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] K , be a lil bitch about it ... #80 - Shiny (12/28/2015) [-] Crossbows still take strength to draw back before firing. #102 - dndxplain (12/28/2015) [-] they have cranks on them #81 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] DAMN , I KNEW you were gonna say that! Excuse my stupidity , I assumed the weapon was LOADED , since you know ... That should be the case of the gun too... #82 - Shiny (12/28/2015) [-] It could be, but guns are pretty easy to load if you aren't clueless. #83 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] My cock is pretty easy to load too , but you don't see me bragging about it. #86 - anon (12/28/2015) [-] From the sound of it, pretty quick to unload, too. #91 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] A-Anon! You're such a hoe , it's none of your business !
#56 - this is the first time i've seen this post, and yet, it feels … [+] (4 new replies)	12/28/2015 on Din Du Nuffin	0
#70 - anon (12/28/2015) [-] because 4chan has been recycling the same tired old shit for years #57 - dicktrickem (12/28/2015) [-] 2spookyM8 #58 - vorarephilia (12/28/2015) [-] shit the window turned to bricks. help me #59 - dicktrickem (12/28/2015) [-] Stick a finger in up your butthole. Then with a finger on your remaining free hand, give yourself a finger mustache while reciting Pro Wrestler catch phrases. That is the only way to win against the spooky spooks. You should take a video of yourself doing this and send it to me, so I can ensure you're correctly performing the ritual.
#12 - He was trying to make it more real. It was an important part o…	12/28/2015 on im am scum reposter of satan	+2
#19 - friends with benefits. [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on Yeah	+3
#20 - turbanmasher (12/28/2015) [-] It ain't gay if you say no homo.
#10 - no its becky [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on I could watch this for hours	+10
#28 - spermanentthreat (12/28/2015) [-] No this is Patrick!
#7 - But the mafia does protect you from other gangs and petty crim… [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on Everybody	+2
#12 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-] Have you ever heard of the social contract? Read up on it, it explains the origins of governance and why it is able to work.
#10 - One for upstairs, and one for downstairs?	12/28/2015 on Am I original?	+1
#314 - We aren't talking about the internet. We are talking about her…	12/28/2015 on How to revive dying FJ?	0
#41 - No one does that. [+] (1 new reply)	12/28/2015 on Am I the only one?	+7
#89 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] Schnaps kills Dumbledoor HA! GOTYYYYYYY!
#305 - whatever, point is, no one wants to wake up every day to "…	12/28/2015 on How to revive dying FJ?	+8

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#686 - vorarephilia

(05/07/2015) [-]

stickied by vorarephilia

#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]

stickied by vorarephilia

#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]

i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.

#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]

This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy

#863 to #862 - vorarephilia

(12/21/2015) [-]

that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?

#864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]

Yea it sucks compared to my hat

#865 to #864 - vorarephilia

(12/21/2015) [-]

goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.

#866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]

Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend

#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]

Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.

#859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]

***** yo profile hurts my face.

#860 to #859 - vorarephilia

(12/15/2015) [-]

your mom hurts my eyes

#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]

I made more apple butter

#853 to #852 - vorarephilia

(11/30/2015) [-]

sounds good. my aunt used to make some.

#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]

Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably

#855 to #854 - vorarephilia

(11/30/2015) [-]

i'd buy some if I had money.

#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]

You could pay with something else ;)

#857 to #856 - vorarephilia

(11/30/2015) [-]

I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.

#858 to #857 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]

Yea OK

#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]

I made a thing

#842 to #841 - vorarephilia

(11/28/2015) [-]

looks nice.

#843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]

I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman

#844 to #843 - vorarephilia

(11/28/2015) [-]

A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.

#845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]

I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top

#846 to #845 - vorarephilia

(11/28/2015) [-]

Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.

#847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]

I prefer cooking personally

#848 to #847 - vorarephilia

(11/28/2015) [-]

Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.

#849 to #848 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]

Maybe

#850 to #849 - vorarephilia

(11/28/2015) [-]

it is your destiny dude. do it

#851 to #850 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]

#815 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

#816 to #815 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

is that you?

also, look at this **** You need to login to view this link

#840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
You need to login to view this link

#818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

What is that ****

#819 to #818 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.

#820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

It's really confusing

#821 to #820 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains

#822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random

#823 to #822 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.

#824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link

#825 to #824 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts

#826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****

#827 to #826 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

don't go insane and protect your copylefts

#828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane

#829 to #828 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.

#830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
You need to login to view this link

#831 to #830 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room

#832 to #831 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

#833 to #832 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg

#835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

I found a cat picture

#837 to #835 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

where?

#839 to #837 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

You need to login to view this link

#836 to #835 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

You need to login to view this link

#838 to #836 - vorarephilia

(11/21/2015) [-]

coot

#834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed

#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]

No its my dad 30 years ago

#808 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]

#809 to #808 - vorarephilia

(11/19/2015) [-]

#810 to #809 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]

Gey

#811 to #810 - vorarephilia

(11/19/2015) [-]

I know you want me bb

#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]

I want to fite you

#813 to #812 - vorarephilia

(11/19/2015) [-]

I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .

#814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]

OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube

#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]

how ya doin buddy

#803 to #802 - vorarephilia

(11/17/2015) [-]

playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.

#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]

play what do what

#805 to #804 - vorarephilia

(11/17/2015) [-]

**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**

#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]

what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat

#807 to #806 - vorarephilia

(11/18/2015) [-]

I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)

#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]

#798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]

Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL

#800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]

you could say banning him is
unhelpful

#801 to #800 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]

#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]

Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning

#796 to #795 - vorarephilia

(11/15/2015) [-]

Nice

#797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]

Yea its all metal

#793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]

what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting

#794 to #793 - vorarephilia

(11/13/2015) [-]

just helping people get their daily dose admin.

#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]

It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat

#787 to #785 - vorarephilia

(11/09/2015) [-]

dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.