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vorarephilia

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"I just made $15" *squirts everywhere* Cam whores are hilariouscomment
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Date Signed Up:5/09/2013
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FAQ:
Q. What does your user name mean?
A. http://goo.gl/rKwiMO

Q. WHY???????
A. Vore has themes of submission and dominance, and also is
a way to get closer with your partner. These are the two
biggest things that I like about vore

Q. How did you get this fetish?
A. Always had an interest in things being eaten from when I was little.

Q. You need help/you're sick
A. That is a valid opinion, however, I feel no harm in fantasy about something physically impossible.

SEND ME CORRUPTED GIFS PLZ

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#90 - Even 20 years later, one of the main retirement packages for h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Kylograb +6
#161 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
not to mention how much better the original boba fett sounds over that shitty kiwi accent they replaced it with cause the prequels
#136 - this is the vaccine he is referring to i think. it is a m… 12/30/2015 on funny joke 0
#17 - I worry about dwight sometimes. 12/30/2015 on The Office +66
#116 - The best part of waking up is having incest with your cup. 12/30/2015 on Good parody is good +4
#11158353 - **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **vorarephilia rolls … 12/30/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11158345 - I'm 20ish feet above the nearest creek, so I'm probably safe, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11158355 - polarpulse (12/30/2015) [-]
#11158243 - Thanks prince of darkness, you always have my back 12/30/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11158219 - ruh roe 12/30/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11158218 - **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **vorarephilia rolls…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#11158224 - satan (12/30/2015) [-]
**satan used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**satan rolls 22**
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#11158243 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
Thanks prince of darkness, you always have my back
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#11158222 - kilroydotexe (12/30/2015) [-]
RIP
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#11158219 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
ruh roe
#7 - balnce 12/30/2015 on Baking soda 0
#6 - Actually yeah, a bit. I felt the fizzing in my throat, and bub…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Baking soda +4
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#8 - alfonshister (12/30/2015) [-]
i sometimes solve some in water and gurgle to get rid of that sour taste you get several hours after eating something swet.

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#7 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
balnce
#2 - How about this one, which none of the media ever seems to atta…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on The Hero We Need +13
#9 - comradewinter (12/30/2015) [-]
The global warming one is a stupid accusation, but vaccines could cause a number of issues in large doses. Probably not autism, but people have developed narcolepsy and numerous other diseases that aren't really related to what they should treat.
#23 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
>being a Trump apologist
#54 - comradewinter (12/30/2015) [-]
He's a retard in many ways, but skepticism of medicine is genuine. It's not that long ago morphine turned out to have negative side effects. Not sure what Trump said about vaccines, but being stern about proper dosage is essential to avoid any unnecessary effects.
#7 - *with 12/30/2015 on Mike Tyson falls off his... +3
#1 - I identify as Trash-kan. Please stop appropriating my culture … 12/30/2015 on people person +1
#2 - One time, I woke up with some absolutely god awful heartburn a…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Baking soda +14
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#9 - grindowndabaer (12/30/2015) [-]
That's the only way I fight heartburn now. Faster than tums and longer lasting, it seriously is the better option so long as you don't use too much or have it too often..... Cause then it's so long kidneys.
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#5 - molzy (12/30/2015) [-]
don't try and cover up the fact you were trying to simulate some low end vore with this shitty story.
#4 - balnce (12/30/2015) [-]
What happened??
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#3 - sordidity (12/30/2015) [-]
...But did it work?
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#6 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
Actually yeah, a bit. I felt the fizzing in my throat, and bubbling and bloating in my stomach, but it did reduce it some. Although the heartburn I was having did require me to eventually drag myself to a local gas station and eat ~18 travel sized tums to bring it back down, it is an alternative to tums if you can get past how damn salty it is.

Last time I eat nothing but leftover wings all day.
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#8 - alfonshister (12/30/2015) [-]
i sometimes solve some in water and gurgle to get rid of that sour taste you get several hours after eating something swet.

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#7 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
balnce
#5 - xbox and playstation? wow ur a fag lol. 12/30/2015 on trying to win an argument -4
#9 - Inb4 "media makes trump look stupid!" He al…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on funny joke 0
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#99 - thealmightyantler (12/30/2015) [-]
He doesn't think vaccines cause autism. He believes too many vaccines at once, make kids sick, and guess what, it does make kids sick. He isnt retarded.
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#136 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
www.autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/no-mmr-autism-link-large-study-vaccinated-vs-unvaccinated-kids
this is the vaccine he is referring to i think. it is a mix of three vaccines and often given with a few others around the age of 2, and can cause fevers, but in this study the rate of autism development in the unvaxxed group was the same as the vaccinated.

I refuse to call someone who would ignore a study with over ninety five thousand participants by any other name than retarded. There has never been evidence of the link, and if the scientist who made the association never did so, no one would have ever thought any other way.

And you are also ignoring the whole "China bribed 97% of the world's scientists and forged hundreds of data points in order to hurt America with global warming". Such a feat as that would be more difficult to achieve than faking 9/11, requiring China to have a far more powerful intelligence network than we realize, one strong enough to corrupt officials in virtually every country at will.

And this is stuff he revealed. Who knows what the hell else is going on in that man's brain. I really wish i was a journalist and could ask him some sneaky questions. things like "Do you think America would go to the moon again if elected?" to see if he believes in the moon landing being a hoax or not.
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#16 - seniorawesomesauce (12/30/2015) [-]
I mean
if anyone would know how global warming effects businesses, it'd be him.
And China has 3-4 times the population and they don't seem to be very concerned with how pollution is affecting the environment/businesses. Meanwhile the US is expected to shoulder all environmental efforts with a fraction of the population?


No I'm not saying trump is right, but there COULD be reasoning as to why he thinks that.
#2 - >almost 2016 >Not exclusively consuming vitamin enri… 12/29/2015 on Therapist +9
#2 - **vorarephilia used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **vorarephilia… 12/29/2015 on greedo +1
#94 - K. so what is the anime? 12/29/2015 on Lewd? 0
#11 - sounds familiar right? 12/29/2015 on tetrist +7
#45 - I know you meant the picture. 12/29/2015 on /pol/ discusses standards 0
#33 - Could have been worse. Could have been hydrogen. 12/29/2015 on hip hip.. +25
#41 - Dammit Gore, **** off already.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on i'll just stay in bed +23
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#112 - sphincterface (12/29/2015) [-]
Flagged for Gore.
#49 - No it isn't. and I can prove it There are tests to determi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Listening to Amon Amarth at... +3
#53 - raeptiemx (12/29/2015) [-]
but..but I've seen three shirts of Sabaton all my life where I live. THREE!! Seems like this Łukasz fella didn't consider that. HA!

I'm lonely

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User avatar #686 - vorarephilia (05/07/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
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#635 - vorarephobia (02/26/2015) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
#867 - iamabunwolf (12/26/2015) [-]
i go to your page everytime i see your name; and have never once found vore-porn.
#862 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
This is my new hat it gets me all the pussy
#863 to #862 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
that is cool but have you heard about curt's new hat?
User avatar #864 to #863 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea it sucks compared to my hat
#865 to #864 - vorarephilia (12/21/2015) [-]
goddamn right.

but yours is pretty nice too.
User avatar #866 to #865 - fitemeirlbro (12/21/2015) [-]
Yea that's a pretty dank may may friend
#861 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Blissful greetings for coming Christmas season and may you have a great week.
User avatar #859 - demented (12/09/2015) [-]
***** yo profile hurts my face.
User avatar #860 to #859 - vorarephilia (12/15/2015) [-]
your mom hurts my eyes
#852 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
I made more apple butter
User avatar #853 to #852 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
sounds good. my aunt used to make some.
#854 to #853 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeee I'm gonna sell it probably
User avatar #855 to #854 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
i'd buy some if I had money.
#856 to #855 - fitemeirlbro (11/30/2015) [-]
You could pay with something else ;)
You could pay with something else ;)
User avatar #857 to #856 - vorarephilia (11/30/2015) [-]
I have some chips ahoy cookies with recces cups.
#841 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #842 to #841 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
looks nice.
User avatar #843 to #842 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I call it a redneck claw foot ottoman
User avatar #844 to #843 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
A fitting name. You are quite the budding carpenter.
User avatar #845 to #844 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I didn't make the box just put railroad spikes in it and re cover the top
User avatar #846 to #845 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Budding carpenter. Someday you'll make the best wooden boxes the world has ever seen.
User avatar #847 to #846 - fitemeirlbro (11/28/2015) [-]
I prefer cooking personally
User avatar #848 to #847 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
Someday you'll cook the best wooden boxes in the world.
User avatar #850 to #849 - vorarephilia (11/28/2015) [-]
it is your destiny dude. do it
User avatar #840 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Ran out of replies here is the main folder it is in
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User avatar #818 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
What is that ****
User avatar #819 to #818 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea. trying to figure it out myself. I think it is modern art criticizing modern art as spam and incoherent garbage.

also cool looking dad.
User avatar #820 to #819 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It's really confusing
User avatar #821 to #820 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
My exact thoughts when I got on to flag links lol

there are google groups and mail archives and at least 3 domains
User avatar #822 to #821 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would someone even compile all this **** it's just so random
User avatar #823 to #822 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
/paranormal/3028#3028

I think I found onion links too. about to update tor and take a peek.
User avatar #824 to #823 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun also I found what looks like aa bunch of blood smears or something You need to login to view this link
User avatar #825 to #824 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah that is definitely blood.

going to go off fj for a bit to check the onion link theory. be back soon unless it has ghosts
User avatar #826 to #825 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK bye I will need looking through this weird ****
User avatar #827 to #826 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
don't go insane and protect your copylefts
User avatar #828 to #827 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't know what a copy left is but I will try not to go insane
User avatar #829 to #828 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
none worked.

copyleft comes up often on text.
User avatar #830 to #829 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK I found a bunch of folders all with a ton of weird pictures
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User avatar #831 to #830 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
here's a tip for finding the more interesting bits. if you see an ISBN number, google it.

found this from the one in those folders You need to login to view this link

go there and type fitemeirlbro. I think it is a chat room
User avatar #833 to #832 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a chat bot. huh.

also found a youtube channel. www.youtube.com/channel/UC7NwKOF00QvlvEiDkRmMtdg
User avatar #835 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I found a cat picture
User avatar #837 to #835 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
where?
User avatar #838 to #836 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
coot
User avatar #834 to #833 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link this has a whole bunch of isbns listed
#817 to #816 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
No its my dad 30 years ago
#811 to #810 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I know you want me bb
#812 to #811 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to fite you
I want to fite you
#813 to #812 - vorarephilia (11/19/2015) [-]
I want to **** you.

Thus I suggest we wrasstle and whoever looses gets ********** .
User avatar #814 to #813 - fitemeirlbro (11/19/2015) [-]
OK I will bring apple butter you bring lube
#802 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
how ya doin buddy
#803 to #802 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
playing factorio and now about to watch some simpsons.

so pretty good.
#804 to #803 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
play what do what
User avatar #805 to #804 - vorarephilia (11/17/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorarephilia rolls Signs point to yes**
#806 to #805 - helpful ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
what oh **** yeah do you wanna join the fj skype chat
User avatar #807 to #806 - vorarephilia (11/18/2015) [-]
I guess

enviousofsnakes (voraoffj)
#799 - helpful ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #798 - zwittertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Unban Helpful, he dindu nuffin, ur just mad cuz you touch little boys on their peehole and he doesn't
#UNBANHELPFUL
User avatar #800 to #798 - mudkipfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
you could say banning him is
unhelpful
#795 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Look at this boot knife I got yesterday and the damn coyotes were in the woods around my house this morning
User avatar #797 to #796 - fitemeirlbro (11/15/2015) [-]
Yea its all metal
User avatar #793 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
what are those paint buckets? btw plz dont stop posting
#794 to #793 - vorarephilia (11/13/2015) [-]
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
just helping people get their daily dose admin.
#785 - fitemeirlbro (11/01/2015) [-]
It's time for the killing of coyotes if need be I will get the coyote killing bat
User avatar #787 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
dude. it is a ******* wolf. a wolf is loose in my goddamn neighborhood. They told the local daycare center owner to carry a gun (turns out he already does) and shoot it on sight.

On one hand, I'm scared, on the otherhand, I want to shoot it so I can have a cool ass wolf pelt coat.
User avatar #788 to #787 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** man you should totally kill it want me to come help?
User avatar #789 to #788 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
idk. It might be my destiny to kill it.
User avatar #790 to #789 - fitemeirlbro (11/09/2015) [-]
OK but if you want I can come help
User avatar #791 to #790 - vorarephilia (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it in mind. what kind of rifles do you own?
User avatar #792 to #791 - fitemeirlbro (11/10/2015) [-]
A few .22, my great grandma's .30-30 deer rifle, and a couple shotguns a bolt action 20 guage and a single shot 410
User avatar #786 to #785 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
leave the leader alive. I ain't dying a virgin.
User avatar #783 - brcstar (11/01/2015) [-]
look at skype
User avatar #784 to #783 - vorarephilia (11/01/2015) [-]
that could mean one of three things. oh boy.
#777 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Can I get banned for posting this pussy flash in sfw?
User avatar #778 to #777 - vorarephilia (10/29/2015) [-]
maybe. you also share the same comment number as sperit. kinda odd.
User avatar #780 to #778 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty weird
User avatar #779 to #778 - Sperit (10/29/2015) [-]
im not effected by time
User avatar #775 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
#773 - GEARBOY (10/21/2015) [-]
nom
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