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    makes perfect sense. makes perfect sense.
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#402 - alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you m…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on vorarephilia's profile 0
User avatar #404 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
and good night
#400 - It was a tool for relaxation and fighting tinnitus an…  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on vorarephilia's profile 0
#401 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #402 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
JIDF's lament - JIFS klagosång alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you may or may not have already seen. g night
User avatar #404 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
and good night
#398 - It was a joke, relax. I don't fully understand the why. I'll d…  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on vorarephilia's profile 0
#399 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
oh my god!!!

you gave me an evil weapon to me!

>go to house
>open the speaker
>be 9PM
>make rain noises
>add thunder sounds
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
User avatar #400 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a tool for relaxation and fighting tinnitus and you turn it into a tool of evil!

I like you.
#401 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #402 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
JIDF's lament - JIFS klagosång alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you may or may not have already seen. g night
User avatar #404 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
and good night
#396 - Corners got cut during fetal development. Got a 99th percentil…  [+] (8 new replies) 2 hours ago on vorarephilia's profile 0
#397 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
that thing is disgusting tho. i myself believe the only sexual behavior shall be penis to vagina. that all!
penis for hammer
vagina is for getting nailed
dont tell me it is natural like the excuse of faggotry
User avatar #398 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a joke, relax. I don't fully understand the why. I'll definitely ask god about it when I get up there that's for sure.

Only related to relaxation but rain.simplynoise.com/ is fucking amazing. I'm like, half asleep in this chair, and thats coming from an insomniac.
#399 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
oh my god!!!

you gave me an evil weapon to me!

>go to house
>open the speaker
>be 9PM
>make rain noises
>add thunder sounds
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
User avatar #400 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a tool for relaxation and fighting tinnitus and you turn it into a tool of evil!

I like you.
#401 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #402 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
JIDF's lament - JIFS klagosång alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you may or may not have already seen. g night
User avatar #404 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
and good night
#394 - I usually avoid posting anything vore related and keep vore jo…  [+] (10 new replies) 2 hours ago on vorarephilia's profile 0
#395 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
oh god.

User avatar #396 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
Corners got cut during fetal development. Got a 99th percentile IQ but the food and sex drives got a bit scrambled.
#397 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
that thing is disgusting tho. i myself believe the only sexual behavior shall be penis to vagina. that all!
penis for hammer
vagina is for getting nailed
dont tell me it is natural like the excuse of faggotry
User avatar #398 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a joke, relax. I don't fully understand the why. I'll definitely ask god about it when I get up there that's for sure.

Only related to relaxation but rain.simplynoise.com/ is fucking amazing. I'm like, half asleep in this chair, and thats coming from an insomniac.
#399 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
oh my god!!!

you gave me an evil weapon to me!

>go to house
>open the speaker
>be 9PM
>make rain noises
>add thunder sounds
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
User avatar #400 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a tool for relaxation and fighting tinnitus and you turn it into a tool of evil!

I like you.
#401 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #402 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
JIDF's lament - JIFS klagosång alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you may or may not have already seen. g night
User avatar #404 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
and good night
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#161 - I forgot the name of this anime and was about to try googleing…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on justhentaiproblems +1
User avatar #163 - nemecyst (3 hours ago) [-]
Sweet, thanks Vora, you're always helpful as fuck mayne
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Judging by your username, I can only assume so.
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#393 - syrianassassin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
i just googled your username, and now im scared. are you into that **** ?
User avatar #394 to #393 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
I usually avoid posting anything vore related and keep vore jokes down out of respect for others since it is considered a "nightmare fetish" as TVtropes put it. but, yes I do indeed.
#395 to #394 - syrianassassin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
oh god.

User avatar #396 to #395 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
Corners got cut during fetal development. Got a 99th percentile IQ but the food and sex drives got a bit scrambled.
#397 to #396 - syrianassassin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
that thing is disgusting tho. i myself believe the only sexual behavior shall be penis to vagina. that all!
penis for hammer
vagina is for getting nailed
dont tell me it is natural like the excuse of faggotry
User avatar #398 to #397 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a joke, relax. I don't fully understand the why. I'll definitely ask god about it when I get up there that's for sure.

Only related to relaxation but rain.simplynoise.com/ is ******* amazing. I'm like, half asleep in this chair, and thats coming from an insomniac.
#399 to #398 - syrianassassin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
oh my god!!!   
   
you gave me an evil weapon to me!   
   
>go to house   
>open the speaker   
>be 9PM   
>make rain noises   
>add thunder sounds   
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)   
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain   
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
oh my god!!!

you gave me an evil weapon to me!

>go to house
>open the speaker
>be 9PM
>make rain noises
>add thunder sounds
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
User avatar #400 to #399 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
It was a tool for relaxation and fighting tinnitus and you turn it into a tool of evil!

I like you.
User avatar #402 to #401 - vorarephilia (2 hours ago) [-]
JIDF's lament - JIFS klagosång alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you may or may not have already seen. g night
User avatar #404 to #402 - syrianassassin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
and good night
User avatar #390 - angelooo (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't realize that I already had a fabulous gem, do you think you can give me something for it back?
User avatar #391 to #390 - vorarephilia (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't realize it either, odd. Not sure what else I have, and you seem more interested in collecting rare things and not getting random junk to compensate points.

I guess I'll just offer 25000 points and we'll call it even?
User avatar #392 to #391 - angelooo (5 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #361 - angelooo (9 hours ago) [-]
Are items for trade?
User avatar #362 to #361 - vorarephilia (9 hours ago) [-]
sure, but lets 'settle' what we trade here as charter internet hates me and keeps disconnecting randomly.
User avatar #363 to #362 - angelooo (9 hours ago) [-]
Okay are the FJ points and badge for trade or are you willing to let me have them?
User avatar #364 to #363 - vorarephilia (9 hours ago) [-]
Badge no, (and I assume that means you don't wanna trade your silver one since you asked) the points I don't like giving out but if you have something you want to trade I'll consider it and possibly give the full price.
User avatar #367 to #364 - angelooo (9 hours ago) [-]
Would you give full price or half for the silver badge?
User avatar #369 to #367 - vorarephilia (9 hours ago) [-]
I might do like 60% full price but would you accept 30000 and the special fabulous gem?
User avatar #389 to #369 - angelooo (6 hours ago) [-]
Sure send.
#357 to #356 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
So how you doing?
#358 to #357 - vorarephilia (08/25/2014) [-]
Ok i guess. Heart problems are the only issue really dominating my mind. but other than that its a pretty ordinary day.
Ok i guess. Heart problems are the only issue really dominating my mind. but other than that its a pretty ordinary day.
#359 to #358 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
Today my Senpai who has returned from her trip from Japan is living with me again. Gosh I love her so much
User avatar #360 to #359 - vorarephilia (08/26/2014) [-]
Happy to hear it.
#354 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
You are a mod that I have never encountered in FJ, so why not just go friendzoned by you?
You are a mod that I have never encountered in FJ, so why not just go friendzoned by you?
User avatar #352 - itumblr (08/25/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #351 - nought (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you actually into vore
User avatar #368 to #365 - havockwzy (9 hours ago) [-]
lewd!
#370 to #368 - vorarephilia (9 hours ago) [-]
One day i'm gonna sit down, get a dvd copy of the entire series, upload the HD and make a ******* of reaction gifs.

I wanna see if I can bring attention to what I see is a underrated anime.
#371 to #370 - havockwzy (9 hours ago) [-]
well, im all ear and mask
User avatar #372 to #371 - vorarephilia (9 hours ago) [-]
You mean the anime or the planned gif production?
#373 to #372 - havockwzy (9 hours ago) [-]
why not both, i mean im only following jojo atm
#374 to #373 - vorarephilia (8 hours ago) [-]
Well basically I have a software that will let me extract gifs from video files, but the anime is obscure enough for the first season to have a HD upload. I dislike low quality video and low quality/webms (it just occured to me I could make those too).

Hare+guu is a bit tricky to pin down. Imagine if H.P Lovecraft took inspiration from the Looney toons singing frog this dude: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsROL4Kf8QY and made a comedy children's anime. That gives a basic idea of what to expect. Guu is basically able to do anything, and she chooses to spend her time annoying Hare, a 10 year old boy in a remote jungle village. One of her powers is being able to eat anything and keep them alive inside a mini universe that constitutes her stomach, I'll admit that was what made me interested in the show initially, but its a very minor element. It isn't a vore hentai is what I'm basically driving at. I wouldn't send someone into one of those unless they asked. , can grow to massive sizes, and regenerate at will.

The village also holds some other interesting characters, like the chief who has chest hair like an afro, or those weird little critters you see in the image called pokute. There is no explanation, only weirdness. I'll admit a number of jokes fall flat, but when it gets a good joke, it gets it right.

One aspect I liked was it integrated a sub plot about Hare's father. It would start going into spoilers to say who it was or where that leads, but it never feels like the anime suffers for it. Putting a serious tone to a surreal comedy very rarely works, but they did.

As far as comedy goes, it may not be the best, but I enjoyed it. But it has a disproportionately small fanbase all things considered. Very few gifs, a couple cosplayers, and screenshots is all I have found on google image search. Which loops all they way back to why I want to make the gifs. Call me a anime hipster if you want, but I'd likely be the first to give Hare+guu serious attention in years.
#376 to #374 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
WOW TURBO RUDE!
User avatar #379 to #378 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
you just dont do that, mom confirmed for root of all evil!
User avatar #381 to #379 - vorarephilia (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh the video game thing. Yeah she is kinda dickish, but she gets better gradually.
#382 to #381 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
BUT I LIKE MY WOMEN WITH DICKS!
#384 to #383 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
not if they have both!
#385 to #384 - vorarephilia (8 hours ago) [-]
Or are men with vagina's women?
#386 to #385 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
depends on who you want to **** !
#375 to #374 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
>There is no explanation, only weirdness.   
   
all i care! thanks for the detailed info, do you think you could provide me a link to watch it though?   
   
In return i suggest you watch Cromartie High if you havent, its not that big but the comedy on it is decent
>There is no explanation, only weirdness.

all i care! thanks for the detailed info, do you think you could provide me a link to watch it though?

In return i suggest you watch Cromartie High if you havent, its not that big but the comedy on it is decent
#377 to #375 - vorarephilia (8 hours ago) [-]
You are the second person to recommend that anime after I recommended hare+guu. I've seen it and enjoyed cromartie. The song was Takuro Yoshida - Ningen Nante. ;)   
   
www.gogoanime.com/hare-guu-1-hare-guu-episode-1 I cannot find the torrent I used to download. So scratch being able to even get the first season from the pirate bay :/   
   
Hare+guu deluxe and Hare+guu final are like season 2 and 3 respectively.
You are the second person to recommend that anime after I recommended hare+guu. I've seen it and enjoyed cromartie. The song was Takuro Yoshida - Ningen Nante. ;)

www.gogoanime.com/hare-guu-1-hare-guu-episode-1 I cannot find the torrent I used to download. So scratch being able to even get the first season from the pirate bay :/

Hare+guu deluxe and Hare+guu final are like season 2 and 3 respectively.
#380 to #377 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
thank you it has been rustling me for years
thank you it has been rustling me for years
User avatar #343 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/19/2014) [-]
are you blocking me
User avatar #346 to #343 - vorarephilia (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't block anyone, not even trolls.
User avatar #344 to #343 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/19/2014) [-]
oh look your not. must have been a site error, said you were
#342 - dextitifausticus (08/19/2014) [-]
I also do like to lurk on eka, does this make me a mod?
I also do like to lurk on eka, does this make me a mod?
User avatar #345 to #342 - vorarephilia (08/19/2014) [-]
That has nothing to do with being a mod.

Becoming a mod involves a wall of increasingly large dildos.
User avatar #347 to #345 - dextitifausticus (08/19/2014) [-]
Actually i just heard you add to friends whoever has mutual interest with you so can we become friends?
#341 - vorarephilia Comment deleted by vorarephilia [-]
#325 to #324 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
nothing, watching a stoner react to MLG montage parodies. u?
nothing, watching a stoner react to MLG montage parodies. u?
#336 to #325 - include (08/06/2014) [-]
That sounds like fun.
User avatar #337 to #336 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXfeAaoV1ZM

its hard to not laugh with him
User avatar #338 to #337 - include (08/06/2014) [-]
It was pretty funny, I lost it at the breaking bad one.
User avatar #318 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
so you want to know about the quran?
User avatar #319 to #318 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
Certainly. I'm not sure if I need to start at a specific part or if i find an english copy and start reading.
User avatar #320 to #319 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
quran.com is a perfect site.

now ask me, what do you want to know about the quran
User avatar #321 to #320 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
Maybe start with the history, I know a little about Muhammad's visions and a little bit about how it was written, but overall I don't know too much about it or the prophet.

and, just crossed my mind, why are mosques built the way they are? I love the architecture, but don't know if its significant or just looks cool.
User avatar #322 to #321 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
when i go to my office i will reply to you. it is dressing time and 30 and my special driver will come

what you want to know is:

1- about muhmmad PBUH
2-the quran
3- why mosque are built like this

reply if anything you want to know is not listed here
User avatar #323 to #322 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
it's getting late where I am and I just drank a mountain dew Caffeine makes me sleepy. Its something I plan on asking God about when I get to heaven to say the least. , so I'll probably have more questions tomorrow.

4.Different groups and their standing with other groups. (including yours, if you wish to share this info.)
5. Why the complete revilement of Judaism ( I know a lot of tension exists over jews moving into Palestine and being dickish. but is that all, or is there another source of bitter resentment in the more distant past?)

thank you for helping me with this, I'll try to learn more on my own with the help of magic google, but having someone to help teach is always a good thing in my opinion.
User avatar #326 to #323 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
for 1 and 2 this video will give good answers for allot of things, i will watch it with you if you want:
DECODING THE PAST: SECRETS OF THE KORAN - Documentary
for number 3:
The Quran requires that all Muslims face toward Mecca when they pray. Mosques are therefore built to help the prayers orient themsleves in the proper direction.
The interior of the main dome of many mosques falls directly above the prayer hall and is adorned with patterns or other images. In addition to one or more domes, mosque architecture also features a minaret, a tall, slender tower with a balcony. The minaret is spiritually significant as the high point of the mosque that is seen from a great distance. Historically, the balcony provided a place for the muezzin to call the people to prayer.

4-we muslims are allowed to make peace with all, and we only fight who fight us.

5- why do we hate jews?? i will tell you why:

In the opening verses of Surat Al-Baqarah, Allâh invites the Children of Isra’eel to come back - to remember the favor and blessing He bestowed upon them - and to fulfill the promise that they would follow the Prophet when he was sent to them.

[O Children of Israel, remember My favor that I bestowed upon you and fulfill My covenant upon you that I will fulfill your convenant (from Me) and fear only Me.] - Sûrah al-Baqarah 2/40

Allâh saved them of their slavery to Fir’own, he saved them from sea and drowned Fir’own and his army. Allâh selected them to receive food from the sky. Allâh sent them Prophet after Prophet from amongst themselves, and sent the Holy scriptures - the Towrah and the Injeel. Allâh preferred them over all others at their time.

[...And that I preferred you over the worlds (i.e. people).] - Sûrah al-Baqarah 2/47

How did they reply these Blessings of Allâh?
dont reply i will tell you why in 5 reply:
User avatar #327 to #326 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
(i) They Followed Only What They Wanted to

When a Prophet came to them, if what he taught did not appeal to them they either rejected that truth or slit the throat of the Prophet and followed what was to them appealing.

[We had already taken the covenant of the Children of Israel and had sent to them messengers. Whenever there came to them a messenger with what their souls did not desire, a groups (of the Messengers) they denied and another party they killed.] - al-Maa’idah 5/70

And we must remember here that this is not the commentary of some human journalist who claims to be neutral. This is the Lord of the Universe telling us - in verses to be read till the final day - the deepest secrets that lie in the pits of Judaism. [And who is more truthful than Allâh in statement!] - al Nisaa’ 4/87
User avatar #328 to #327 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
(ii) They Changed the Words of Allâh

There was groups of Jews that would change the words of Allâh - adding something here, deleting there - to pound the truth and keep the flock in servitude to what they desired.

[And indeed, there is among them a party who alter the Scripture with their tongues so you may think it is from the Scripture, but it is not from the Scripture. And they say, “This is from Allâh,” but it is not from Allâh. And they speak untruth about Allâh while they know.] Ali-Imran 3/78
User avatar #329 to #328 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
(iii) Their claim that they are the beloved children of God

Ibn Abbas narrates: Nu’maan ibn Aasaa, Bahr ibn ‘Amr and Shaas ibn Adee (3 Jews) came to Allâh’s Messenger - sallallaahu 'alayhi wa sallam. He sat with them and invited them to Allâh and warned them of Allâh’s anger. They replied, “Why are you trying to scare us O Muhammad? By God, we are the children of God and His beloved ones!” At that the verse was revealed:

[And the Jews and the Christians say, ‘We are the Children of Allâh and His beloved.’ Say: ‘Then why does He punish you for your sins?’ Rather, you are humans from among (all the others) that He created.] Al-Maa’idah 5/18 ~ Ibn Katheer 2/36
User avatar #330 to #329 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
(iv) Their Blasphemous Statements

There came upon the Jews a time of poverty, so they went to Shaas ibn Qays and questioned him. He said, “Your Lord is stingy, he never provides.” Allâh revealed in the Qur'ân:

[And the Jews say, “The hand of Allâh is chained.” Chained are their hands and cursed are they for what they say. Rather, both His hands are extended; He spends however He wills.] Al-Maa’idah 5/64
User avatar #331 to #330 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
) Their Murdering of the Prophets

One of the most horrific sins that they performed was the slaughtering of their Prophets. This was one of the major reasons they were struck with humiliation.

[And they were covered with humiliation and poverty and returned with anger from Allâh (upon them). That was because they (repeatedly) disbelieved in the signs of Allâh and killed the Prophets without right. That was because they disobeyed and were (habitually) transgressing.] - Baqarah 2/61

Not only did they try to kill their Prophets, but they attempted to assassinate Rasul Allâh - sallallaahu 'alayhi wa sallam - himself. RasulAllah went with some companions to meet with the Jews of Banu Nadheer. While he waited for them at the side of a building, they climed the roof with a boulder to crush down upon the head of Rasul Allâh. Jibreel warned Rasul Allâh - sallallaahu 'alayhi wa sallam - of their plan. He stood up without saying anything, left for Madinah, and came back with an army. This was the cause of Banu Nadheer’s expulsion from Madinah - Mukhtasar Seerat Ibn Hisham 159

And the list goes on - They did not command the good or forbid the evil, they did not accept the ruling of what Allâh revealed upon them, they disbelieved their book, they received food from the heavens but rejected it, they challenged their Prophet to show them Allâh in this life, they took Angel Jibreel as their sworn enemy, they took the graves of their Prophets as symbols of worship ... and the list goes on and on in the Qur'ân and Sunnah.
User avatar #332 to #331 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
I always thought there was more than just jews jewing, but I didn't realize how deep bad blood flowed.

Lots of information, thank you again. will look over it more thoroughly this afternoon. but on number 2 I meant sects within Islam specifically. I believe there are groups that disagree over who was Muhammed's successor? I guess on a scale of 1/10 how big is the divide on average? one being "different opinions, but we're all brothers in the faith" 5 being "you cannot marry a man who believes that way" 10 being mostly loud profanity hurled at each other.
User avatar #333 to #332 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
i think a Muslim should be only muslim, which means he only submits to god

it will be humiliating is Muhammad came and said im suni or shia or whatever kind of sect we have

he will just say i am a muslim
#334 to #333 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
I see. thanks once again, hope you have a good day/night.
#335 to #334 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
unless the kikes in the religion board thinks im too stupid and idiot to be human

they are just mad cuz i made atheism and zionism in the lowest of low
#317 - precision (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm catching up to you in Comments.
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User avatar #313 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
hi can i have your fj points?
#314 to #313 - vorarephilia (07/20/2014) [-]
I wanna save them up until I have more points than thumbs, so no.
I wanna save them up until I have more points than thumbs, so no.
User avatar #315 to #314 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
that really sucks
#307 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
i bet u dont even lift slut
User avatar #308 to #307 - vorarephilia (07/18/2014) [-]
I can lift ur mom onto my dick.
User avatar #309 to #308 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
doubt it
User avatar #310 to #309 - vorarephilia (07/18/2014) [-]
your rite. she to fat.
User avatar #311 to #310 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
tru
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#300 to #299 - vorarephilia (07/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #298 to #297 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #273 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
By the way, during our conversation (on earlier internet culture), I checked out your profile. Please, PLEASE make more anti-cringe comps.
User avatar #274 to #273 - vorarephilia (06/17/2014) [-]
i think i will. probably have one on wendsday at the earliest.

I am trying to find images i haven't seen on fj before.
#276 to #274 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
(In relation to #275) If I manage to find any, they might not be as good as your other pieces. But here are some so far.
User avatar #275 to #274 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
Let me check The Folder, there are a few optimistic pieces scattered.
User avatar #278 to #275 - vorarephilia (06/17/2014) [-]
you da real mvp man.
#279 to #278 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
You're the one making the comps, you're the one who deserves praise here. Uploading as I find 'em.
#285 to #284 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
You might want to edit the way this is set up. I'd leave out Monroe and only focus on Hepburn's deeds.
User avatar #293 to #292 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
Al right vorarephilia - that was all. I have no idea what your exact criteria for the comps are, so I ended up uploading everything that I thought might be useful.

Cheers.
User avatar #294 to #293 - vorarephilia (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't even know what my criteria are. I sorta see it, and then on the spot say 'that looks good'

but thanks. will try to have cringe comp 2 episode 1 up by Wednesday.
User avatar #295 to #294 - vorarephilia (06/17/2014) [-]
*anti-cringe
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