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User avatar #528 - shadowrated (10/12/2014) [-]
bruh

u like the newest uploads dont you?
User avatar #527 - shadowrated (10/12/2014) [-]
bruh

u like the newest uploads dont you?
User avatar #529 to #527 - vorarephilia (10/13/2014) [-]
nah. I'm good at finding content headed for the front page is all.
User avatar #530 to #529 - shadowrated (10/13/2014) [-]
welcome to the club
#511 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
GORE PORN
GORE PORN
#512 to #511 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm still not sure if you were being serious or not, but I am glad you aren't dead yet.
#513 to #512 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
im in damascus now

waiting for muh passport
#515 to #513 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
well good luck to you.
#489 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
roxasftw

this is what I'm seeing on my end. was that intentional or did the server swap cause a glitch in IM or something.
User avatar #491 to #489 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I will sing for you, please let me do this
User avatar #490 to #489 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, it's probably a glitch, also if you can, talk to admin about making a sound when someone IMs you, please it needs to be added
#492 to #490 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
Put that in the suggestion box. he may or may not do it as the IM thing isn't used all that frequently.

Yet another glitch found. this makes i think 4 since I became a mod.
#493 to #492 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Yay, more glitches!   
 B-But please, Vora, I want to sing for you, I love you sempai
Yay, more glitches!
B-But please, Vora, I want to sing for you, I love you sempai
#494 to #493 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
This is probably the weirdest request i've had on the internet, but what the hell. go ahead. let me hear that pretty voice.   
   
 hope you don't do something this
This is probably the weirdest request i've had on the internet, but what the hell. go ahead. let me hear that pretty voice.

hope you don't do something this
User avatar #496 to #494 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Yay I can sing!
Ok one second, let me get this **** down and recorded
In glorious vocaroo because reasons
User avatar #497 to #496 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
k then
User avatar #505 to #499 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
Nah, that wasn't bad at all. you are being overly critical. relax a little.
User avatar #500 to #499 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
Hold up. I prepared a message but vocaroo is being a pain in the ass.
User avatar #502 to #500 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
V-Vora?
User avatar #504 to #502 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
also being 14 won't get you banned btw automatically. Only times underaged gets banned is if they post **** of themselves. this has only happened once.
User avatar #507 to #506 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
prepping it as we speak.

it has to get made into a wav then i use audacity to turn it into an mp3 for that website I just used.
User avatar #508 to #507 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh ok
User avatar #514 to #510 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
Winterstorm - Into The Light

I'll just type here. since you have difficulty understanding my text to speech program.

60 mg vyvance for me. Its basically adderal, but with an additional atom to prevent it from being smoked.

heh, just bear-ly. unintentional pun.

I feel you, I hate tumblr kids who fake disorders for attention. thats why I don't lie about severity of anything I have. I am no where near the level you are, but the psychologist said I do have some OCD tendencies (need to carry a trinket in my pocket or else I feel I cannot leave my house), but it doesn't come close to overwhelming me. the real concern is that i have family members with severe mental disorders (again, not being specific as it is somewhat embarassing), so when my doctor, who is a friend of the family, noticed I was growing more isolated, and acting "irrational", recommended me to a psychologist.

I think you should ask your doctor for a different sleeping pill, some are more effective for some people than others.

Man, i can sense your pain from here. Virtual hugs just don't cut it, but have one anyway.

understand that life does get better from here. Just try taking a break this coming weekend from everything and relax with something that gets you relaxed. talk to your doctor about these concerns, they can help you a lot.
User avatar #517 to #514 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You still there mate?
User avatar #520 to #518 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Anyway Vora, I-I need to go I'm going to cry, just, I know that sounds childish as hell, but I just can't go any further
I need to go for a bit
User avatar #522 to #520 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
thats ok. I'm here to listen. Just let it all out. Emotion isn't childish, it is natural.
User avatar #519 to #518 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You have anything else to talk about?
Do you want me to stop?
User avatar #516 to #514 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Sorry for the long wait
Dark souls pvp
vocaroo.com/i/s1q4y2gC0fWg
User avatar #521 to #516 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
again, bullet pointing as you type.

Have you seen a sleep specialist or maybe a neurologist? that sounds serious enough to warrant specialist treatment.

Won't wake up if raped? interesting...where did you say live again? (only joking)

when you say medication, do you mean OTC or prescription stuff? cause (and I know I am repeating) but some of the prescription stuff acts on different neuro transmitters and can fix imbalances that could be causing this. not neccessarily stronger, but more effective. And I mean that for most of the problems you are talking about. Don't take this the wrong way, but perhaps discussing all your issues with a psychiatrist might help. There could be a single, underlying chemical imbalance that, once aided, could fix most of the insomnia and attention disorders.

I did that too. it was a problem until I went to a school with study halls.

Try googling any questions you need for classes. google can help pick up some of the slack the teachers fail to teach.

You sound like you are in a very similar situation to where I was at your age. we were just a few days away from being evicted, barely enough money to pay for expensive medications. I can assure you, it does get better from here. Just encourage your family to use the internet instead of cable, as internet is basically all forms of entertainment rolled into one.

people don't like being challenged, they prefer to feel that they are right. in situations like that, I prefer to just let them **** up and say nothing later. if they want to cause themselves harm, then let them. focus on something else.

Kinda off topic but I hear (and have lived, mind you) these stories of poverty and desperate economic situations )so much more common than capitalist "rags to riches with hard work" success stories lately that it has started to nudge me toward a more anti-capitalist stance. of course it might be because I've been reading a lot of anarchist literature lately too.
User avatar #525 to #521 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Alright, just, I'll try, I have to go to stuff now, I'll talk later
User avatar #526 to #525 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
alright. I have things to accomplish as well. will continue in the morning.
User avatar #524 to #523 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
I realize that now, you're at the end of your ropes. I was simply making suggestions to help you. You feel powerless at this age, powerless against forces that are seemingly beyond control. you seek comfort for problems you face and there aren't any shelters in sight. You must keep sight of the future, and stay resolute.

I cannot offer more advice than that, other then, perhaps, trying to go to church on sundays. I won't go full preacher on you, but I found much comfort in the Christian faith during those troubling years of my life. There isn't much else I can offer in the way of advice, but feel free to continue talking to me if that makes you feel better.

Maybe try communicating like how we are right now with your school head/principal/ school councilor.(hope I spelled those right.) just passing a note to one of them begging for help and explaining your difficulties with communication that you are having. School councilors especially can be more empathetic, especially toward those with autism considering their child psychology degree. just keep asking for help and pushing until you receive it.

You said that a webcam is ok. maybe skype chats with your school councilor would be possible for you to handle? worth a shot.

I'm going off on a tangent here, but again there is only so much I can do in terms of advice. I could tell you of the several things I did in my situation, but in retrospect, they may have contributed to my current mental health. Thus, I think I should tell you what not to do. Escapism. Don't try burying your mind away from the world to escape these problems. It only leads to problems later down the line, problems involving not wanting to leave the worlds you create in your mind, even after the storms of life have passed.

I bring up churches again, but a local church got us food when didn't have money for it. Try asking for food from a local food place. Methodist churches especially have food drives, especially around the holidays.

government money maybe?


Alright. feel free to record some more and think over some of the things I said. I am beginning to feel the effects of the pills I took and will be commencing nightly meditations before bed. We can resume tomorrow.
User avatar #503 to #502 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
Uploaded to a different website.

picosong.com/fR92/
User avatar #501 to #500 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Ok
User avatar #498 to #497 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1NgsTWArTTx
Sorry if my voice is kinda monotone
Just mic is screwy
#487 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #488 to #487 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
hearing the skype thing makes me feel somewhat more at ease.

I still don't know what to make of it tho, if I didn't know any better, i'd say it sounds like creepy pasta sound clips.
User avatar #483 - gugek (09/25/2014) [-]
Good morning, i hope you have a great day today !
#484 to #483 - vorarephilia (09/25/2014) [-]
unexpected niceties are best niceties.   
   
Hope you have a good day too.
unexpected niceties are best niceties.

Hope you have a good day too.
User avatar #485 to #484 - gugek (09/25/2014) [-]
That picture is pretty adorable.
#477 - knightgiver (09/24/2014) [-]
The terms and condition of the Akatsuki Clan with the other animes have changed, where now waging war against many of the users who support or are fake representations of many anime characters. At 12:00 am tonight I will come and slice your neck in half, right after I rape that booty of yours.
#479 to #478 - knightgiver (09/24/2014) [-]
Like I give a flying ****
User avatar #468 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
do you read monstermusume?
#469 to #468 - vorarephilia (09/22/2014) [-]
I did enjoy a few chapters I read and need to get back to them. but, like most of the anime/manga's I watch, it happens in binges. will leave an anime half finished for months then come and finish it all in one night just because "the mood was right."

Surprisingly, my first monster girl themed manga was a amateur manga called "Felarya" and not monster musume, pic related, main character wearing a shirt, for once.. Felarya is a vore manga, just a heads up in case you decide to google it, don't know if you like vore or not.
User avatar #470 to #469 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
nope, i dont like vore. its a bit too... different for my taste
User avatar #471 to #470 - vorarephilia (09/22/2014) [-]
Well thats perfectly OK. I don't intend to force anything down your throat. hue

completely unrelated, but I just had a ******* GENIUS idea for my new gaming mouse.

It has extra buttons on the side, 2 in fact. I just realized I could set them so that, on chome, one button would do the keys for green thumb the other red thumb. then it takes me to the next post, all in one button.

I can browse **** funnyjunk fully one handed.
#473 to #471 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
The idea of either someone I like or me being devoured alive just is a bit unsettling.
Like being torn and bitten is a big OH **** NO . I guess the little human concept is kinda hot, but I don't like the idea of cannibalism, someone being tortured I'm not goona google how you spell it because I already have cannibalism on my google history, and I don't want the NSA knocking on my door never mind, I hate not knowing how to spell. , or forcefully vored doesn't settle well with me. I hate the idea of someone innocent being hurt.
User avatar #476 to #473 - vorarephilia (09/23/2014) [-]
I think you mean ero guro? That the japanese term for "the sick **** most people think all the Japanese love."

Hard vore (that is, the ripping, tearing, and traditional cannibalism) are not my first picks for favorite vore, but I'm not really opposed if someone does like it.

And yes, I am against innocent people getting hurt, but soft vore (eaten alive and unharmed) has many instances where the prey is suspiciously fine with being inside a stomach with no acid present. No digestion, no pain involved.

Of course again, I can understand why most are afraid of vore, its both a kind of primal fear of being eaten along with general blizarness that puts it in a category most call "nightmare fetish". but my brain never got that memo appearently...
#480 to #476 - darlingkurusu (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm fine with that. The no pain vore. I think have seen one where a person gets swallowed, but is fine.

But, yea, if all vore was soft i'de be fine with it.

But of course, I might need a source of your favorite.

You know why

For science of course
User avatar #481 to #480 - vorarephilia (09/24/2014) [-]
karbo.deviantart.com/ general **** warning. If you ever wanted to see a snake girl with full frontal nudity, he delivers plenty.

he's a giantess vore artist with some of the highest quality art i've seen. in almost all cases where people get eaten in his manga and freely available work, they do get digested. but it does not show that part of the process, and in many cases, shows them to be not the most innocent of people. let me explain.

The very first scene in his manga series shows two treasure hunters kill their guides and take an artifact for themselves. The heroine eats them both once they come outside after pretending to listen to their pleas for life. She then takes the artifact back to her friend who is a human she rescued from slavers. Her other snake girl friend was someone she ate but got transformed because of magic. (he isn't the best writer tbh. but he is improving.)

good guys survive, bad guys get eaten by naked monster girls. everybody wins.

also, I have a theory that attack on titan was a vore manga that exploded with popularity. I have a few pieces of evidence to support that theory if you would like to hear them.
#482 to #481 - darlingkurusu (09/24/2014) [-]
Ok, I'll check it out when I'm home.

And the attack on Titan one is very possible.

What vore person wouldn't like to see a milf get eaten

hehehe

#472 to #471 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
Holly **** !

That's brilliant! Make extras, sell the. On Funnyjunk with FJ colors on the mouse. Different styles of course
> have admin sponsor you
> sell them for a reasonable price
>??????
> prophet?
#466 - ghettograndpa (09/06/2014) [-]
ur a nagger
ur a nagger
User avatar #467 to #466 - vorarephilia (09/06/2014) [-]
thats our word.
#447 to #446 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
i bring a worthy sacrifice for you
#448 to #447 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
Labor day had me eating enough BBQ to last me a month but what's a little more going to do?
#449 to #448 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
eat it all, yes, yessss

get all chubby and tasty....
User avatar #450 to #449 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
well if you plan on eating me I should warn you that pork makes me a bit gassy.
#451 to #450 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
hey i eat spicy food all the time so im ok with it
#452 to #451 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
and i wouldn't mind being eaten (even though I prefer to be pred). so how we gonna do this? foot first or head first.
#453 to #452 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
well, thats up to you.

how do you want to go down my fleshy fun slide?
User avatar #454 to #453 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
front first.
#455 to #454 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
what about post swallow, do you want to climb out go further down or settle a confy bedroom on my belly?
User avatar #456 to #455 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
depends on how acidic the stomach is really
#457 to #456 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
spicy food all day everyday, your in for some acid

so you better lube up first!
User avatar #458 to #457 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #459 to #458 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
well then I'll probably leave asap as being digested would put a damper on my plans this weekend.
#460 to #459 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
well, if you're into latex aswell i guess you would have the time of your life!
well, if you're into latex aswell i guess you would have the time of your life!
User avatar #461 to #460 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
so the plan is to wrap me in rubber?

don't make it weird.
#462 to #461 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
well its a condom technically, i dont want to be pregnant yet
User avatar #463 to #462 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
Good point, i'm not ready for that kind of responsibility.
#464 to #463 - havockwzy ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
see, i always think for the best of us now get on that tight and revealing latex suit!
#443 - cann (08/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#445 to #444 - cann (08/31/2014) [-]
hi friend
hi friend
#405 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i wish i can be just like fluff king someday
User avatar #426 to #405 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
It's the journey that makes it fun and memorable.
#427 to #426 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
but good byes can  be hard
but good byes can be hard
#429 to #428 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
but life is to short to keep reliving the past, gotta have fun when we are young
User avatar #431 to #429 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
Just remember human beings were traditionally nomadic, one area becomes unfertile, move on to the next.
or maybe thats just me wanting to be a nomad.
(if I could find an internet based job that paid like 10 an hour I would totally just buy an RV and live my life traveling the country)
#432 to #431 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
i wish i had money to travel to begin with, i mean im currently in uni so most of my cash goes to it but when im done i wont hesitate if they offer me a job somewhere else, as long its well paid.

though it would be nice to visit some people i met online my studies come first, the sooner im dont with them the sooner i can start making my own dosh
User avatar #433 to #432 - vorarephilia (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see why its called a rat race now. Maybe i'll finish up college, start my own business that can be run out of the back of a trailer on a RV and just live on the road. Wanna go to see Boston in the fall? no need to use vacation time when i am continuously mobile and my own boss. Plus the lack of property taxes/rent and only needing vehicle maintenance means I can save more money or waste it as I see fit.

The more I think about it, the better RV living sounds. I'm gonna go on a "google quest" and learn more about it.
#434 to #433 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
i cant even go past france, thats how little cash i have
User avatar #435 to #434 - vorarephilia (08/29/2014) [-]
I feel ya m8. I remember when I was a kid and a dollar seemed like a lot, now I... Oh.

yeah nothing changes.
#436 to #435 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
oh its even worse now, we used to go out for dinner every friday and movies every month. i can barely recall the last time i went to the movies
User avatar #437 to #436 - vorarephilia (08/29/2014) [-]
I like telling myself overpriced popcorn and those people on their phones the entire time aren't worth it, but it is. its an experience that I miss.

also my modem can go to hell. It has a critical error every time I try uploading anything. Charter will be out tomorrow to fix it thankfully.
#438 to #437 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
when i go out with frinds we just buy a beer or an expresso, its rare to have a big ass dinner like we used to.

however that doesnt stop us from doing retarded **** , which is fun
#439 to #438 - vorarephilia (08/29/2014) [-]
It sounds like it. friends compensate for lack of money very well in my experience.

I think I'm gonna give my modem a break for tonight as it disconnected me twice in the past 4 minutes.

MFW my internet connection is tantalizingly stable then dies the moment I try something.
#440 to #439 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
well yeah we walked a chicken around town tonight, anyway im going to bed so good night

pic related, its the chicken
User avatar #441 to #440 - vorarephilia (08/29/2014) [-]
lol

alright good night.
#406 to #405 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
maybe some day.
#407 to #406 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i see you have been working on that stash of yours
i see you have been working on that stash of yours
User avatar #408 to #407 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
grabbin a few that do exist already and laying out a plan of attack for this weekend.

1. rewatch series, marking possible gifs on a notepad document
2. make each gif and sort it by name
3. open each one in GIMP and add "made by vorarephilia of funnyjunk" (or maybe just voraoffj) in the gif comment section so i can spread my name and see where they end up easier. (the gif itself won't have my name, but anyone with a editor can open it up and see the gif comment)
#409 to #408 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
GO ON MIGHTY WARRIOR!

ps: if you find booty gimme. i need it for reasons
User avatar #411 to #410 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
now you are just in character with guu
#413 to #412 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
best part is, you said that when she laughs without emotions on ep 4
#414 to #413 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
i'm getting the impression that you are enjoying it so far?
i'm getting the impression that you are enjoying it so far?
#415 to #414 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
its quite decent, not over the top but quite enjoyable!
#416 to #415 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
I think one way to look at it is it's "homely". Kinda like grandma's peanut butter cookies are not the best dessert I've ever had, but still a welcome treat.
I think one way to look at it is it's "homely". Kinda like grandma's peanut butter cookies are not the best dessert I've ever had, but still a welcome treat.
#417 to #416 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
just have it in small doses or you will get tired of it or...
#418 to #417 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
It does get boring if you watch like 4 episodes back to back. I approached it with a one episode a night instead of condensing it down to 12 hours like I did for Attack on Titan.   
   
heres a gif from an episode you haven't seen yet.
It does get boring if you watch like 4 episodes back to back. I approached it with a one episode a night instead of condensing it down to 12 hours like I did for Attack on Titan.

heres a gif from an episode you haven't seen yet.
#419 to #418 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
however haré seems to have a love life more active than mine
#420 to #419 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
he's 11 years old in a rather small village, not many options available. Don't worry 'bout it.
he's 11 years old in a rather small village, not many options available. Don't worry 'bout it.
#421 to #420 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
>not to many options

that wasnt inspiring at all!
#422 to #421 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
they haven't even hit puberty yet dood, remember those kids in third grade with ridiculously short life cycles for "boyfriend/girlfriend". it's that time they are in.
they haven't even hit puberty yet dood, remember those kids in third grade with ridiculously short life cycles for "boyfriend/girlfriend". it's that time they are in.
#423 to #422 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
oh yeah i had one, then puberty hit she got fat, bitchy and bullied out of school.

good times
User avatar #424 to #423 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds similar to my elementary crush.
#425 to #424 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah life sure likes to take you for a love spin and do stupid things
#393 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i just googled your username, and now im scared. are you into that **** ?
User avatar #394 to #393 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
I usually avoid posting anything vore related and keep vore jokes down out of respect for others since it is considered a "nightmare fetish" as TVtropes put it. but, yes I do indeed.
User avatar #396 to #395 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
Corners got cut during fetal development. Got a 99th percentile IQ but the food and sex drives got a bit scrambled.
#397 to #396 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
that thing is disgusting tho. i myself believe the only sexual behavior shall be penis to vagina. that all!
penis for hammer
vagina is for getting nailed
dont tell me it is natural like the excuse of faggotry
User avatar #398 to #397 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
It was a joke, relax. I don't fully understand the why. I'll definitely ask god about it when I get up there that's for sure.

Only related to relaxation but rain.simplynoise.com/ is ******* amazing. I'm like, half asleep in this chair, and thats coming from an insomniac.
#399 to #398 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
oh my god!!!   
   
you gave me an evil weapon to me!   
   
>go to house   
>open the speaker   
>be 9PM   
>make rain noises   
>add thunder sounds   
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)   
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain   
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
oh my god!!!

you gave me an evil weapon to me!

>go to house
>open the speaker
>be 9PM
>make rain noises
>add thunder sounds
>all family running to our only 1 window (which they are 7 people)
>MFW they are fighting to see the rain
>MFW there is no rain and they realize this is me doing this sounds and no rain outside except hell weather (35C)
User avatar #400 to #399 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
It was a tool for relaxation and fighting tinnitus and you turn it into a tool of evil!

I like you.
User avatar #402 to #401 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
JIDF's lament - JIFS klagosång alright I'ma hit the hay but leave you something you may or may not have already seen. g night
User avatar #404 to #402 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
and good night
User avatar #390 - angelooo (08/28/2014) [-]
I didn't realize that I already had a fabulous gem, do you think you can give me something for it back?
User avatar #391 to #390 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
I didn't realize it either, odd. Not sure what else I have, and you seem more interested in collecting rare things and not getting random junk to compensate points.

I guess I'll just offer 25000 points and we'll call it even?
User avatar #392 to #391 - angelooo (08/28/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #361 - angelooo (08/27/2014) [-]
Are items for trade?
User avatar #362 to #361 - vorarephilia (08/27/2014) [-]
sure, but lets 'settle' what we trade here as charter internet hates me and keeps disconnecting randomly.
User avatar #363 to #362 - angelooo (08/27/2014) [-]
Okay are the FJ points and badge for trade or are you willing to let me have them?
User avatar #364 to #363 - vorarephilia (08/27/2014) [-]
Badge no, (and I assume that means you don't wanna trade your silver one since you asked) the points I don't like giving out but if you have something you want to trade I'll consider it and possibly give the full price.
User avatar #367 to #364 - angelooo (08/27/2014) [-]
Would you give full price or half for the silver badge?
User avatar #369 to #367 - vorarephilia (08/27/2014) [-]
I might do like 60% full price but would you accept 30000 and the special fabulous gem?
User avatar #389 to #369 - angelooo (08/28/2014) [-]
Sure send.
#357 to #356 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
So how you doing?
#358 to #357 - vorarephilia (08/25/2014) [-]
Ok i guess. Heart problems are the only issue really dominating my mind. but other than that its a pretty ordinary day.
Ok i guess. Heart problems are the only issue really dominating my mind. but other than that its a pretty ordinary day.
#359 to #358 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
Today my Senpai who has returned from her trip from Japan is living with me again. Gosh I love her so much
User avatar #360 to #359 - vorarephilia (08/26/2014) [-]
Happy to hear it.
#354 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
You are a mod that I have never encountered in FJ, so why not just go friendzoned by you?
You are a mod that I have never encountered in FJ, so why not just go friendzoned by you?
User avatar #352 - itumblr (08/25/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #351 - nought (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you actually into vore
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