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Date Signed Up:2/03/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Highest Comment Rank:#9961
Comment Thumbs: 137 total,  144 ,  7
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Total Comments Made:45
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#26 - the first user is a user by the name of Uma Kompton, or @umako…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on The reason +3
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#49 - ImmortalBaconEater (3 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes I get this feeling that almost everything we hate is satire and that we're all part of one massive retarded circle jerk where we get offended by ourselves mocking people that are actually just us. But it's just a feeling
#10 - These kids are cute as **** , would raise plz no cuck  [+] (22 new replies) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +27
#24 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
that's 50,000 miles per kid.
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#57 - elpsycongroo (01/10/2016) [-]
Interesting solution, Mr. Anon. Would you like to show us the work involved in creating such a conclusion?
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#20 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
raising other peoples kids instead of their own got to be the ultimate cuckold.
over generations this would give irresponsible and unfaithful genotypes far greater chances to procreate and therfor turn humanity into an even more hedonistic asshole society.
not thumbing anything, not wanting to get thumbed either.
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#75 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Because unfaithfulness is genetically disposed

Humans aren't regular animals, what you're taught during childhood is a billion times more relevant than genetics

holy hell was your comment meant seriously?!
#52 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
That was an extremely shitty and quite frankly retarded opnion.
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#58 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
well, friend of mine, after 6-7 years of marriage found out that his 2 kids ain't his kid. meanwhile he let himself get sterilized, cause his family planing was done and it seemed all happy&fun. wife left him, prolly cheated with another former bf during friends business trip.
uh yeah. and he still got to pay for "his" children and his unemployed wife cuase that's the law here.
he's so much fucked. you don't know shit till it hit's you, that's certain, m8.
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#64 - ohemgeezus (01/10/2016) [-]
He's a shitposter, don't worry about him
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#41 - BraindeadBuddha (01/10/2016) [-]
> irresponsible and unfaithful genotypes
negro wut. that shit has everything to do with upbringing and fuck all to do with genes
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#35 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
i'd rather kill myself and burn down everything around me then raise someone else's kid or even date a single mom

fuck that for eternity
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#54 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
And here you sit on your fat ass, without a gf or kids on your own running a site for 12 year olds.
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#69 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
i'm smart enough to realize you're infinitely better off jerking to tranny porn and being forever alone in your basement than being with a single mom

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#76 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Depends on why the woman is single. If it's because she can't keep her legs closed, then there you go. But what about widows, or women who just had bad luck?

And even if she has kids, why not try to raise them correctly if you actually want to have kids, that is ?
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#79 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
there's like 2 billion kids in the world

her kids are not my problem, they are only her problem
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#80 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
You see kids as problem?

How about you see them as opportunity to change a society to the better?
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#82 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
as soon as you start raising the poor starving children in africa, you first buddy

you passive aggressive little shit
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#83 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Your version takes comparably way more effort., that's the problem.
I'm not trying to be annoying, even if it might sound like that. I'm sorry.
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#60 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
in my country, there is a word called "Fotzenknecht".
believe me or not, there is worse than being single. for example being in a relationship with a twisted egocentric cunt who really does not love you, but you stay and waste your time, money & energy because of the pussy.
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#61 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
True lol, i dont have a gf either because quite frankly, i dont have that sexual desire, havent fapped in 4 days and before that it was 5 days. Sometimes i think back about my friends who got gf:s in school, some of them where nasty sluts and some other where rather dominant and it felt like my friend had to ask his gf for acceptance for certain things that she didnt like.
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#62 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
hint
don't think your possible gf would like this star trek model or this anime figure in your bookshelf.
no more zombie movies for you too. the least gf tolerate thing like these. their own little spleen, may it be a drawer full of shoes she never wears, is a different subject rather not discussed.
#53 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
senpai did notice me.

dragon dildo time for me tonight.
#49 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I would date your mom
#12 - kewlkrayfish (01/10/2016) [-]
cuck
#7 - Concordia are corn cobbers, University of Nebraska are the cornhuskers 01/10/2016 on traitor stock photos 0
#22 - I cream my pants every time someone mentions Darker Than Black… 01/09/2016 on 12 anime genres to check... 0
#21 - where are those calculations from? 12/31/2015 on Chiroptera-man vs superman 0
#32 - >humans are animals >everyone that has sex it's…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on horse sex 0
#33 - froggernaught (12/31/2015) [-]
Humans aren't animals, not unless we're counting your mom!

Sick burn
#42 - skebaba (12/31/2015) [-]
Except humans are animals. We belong to the Animalia kingdom. Anyway, animal is derived from the latin word animalis, which means: "having a breath", "having a soul" and "living beings", basically.
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#47 - Haentar (12/31/2015) [-]
mal means 'evil' shooo
#7 - k but u wrong tho 12/29/2015 on Puppy gets ice cube stuck... +10
#10 - Could you mention me please? and when is the Shazam one going … 12/26/2015 on Green Lantern-God of Light 0
#13 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Options +3
#3 - Fargo mentioned, swell with lefse and kuchen 12/24/2015 on fargo +1
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User avatar #1 - admin (12/18/2015) [-]
u special account now!
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