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#75 - ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 09/09/2011 on hippocrite +5
#131 - Forced to marry, dress, huh?! I am so confused right now. A…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
User avatar #132 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
I like both, and yes it's confusing and a long (not really) story. But it's 3 AM
#129 - Leave as in 8anish yourself from FunnyJunk and not m8ke OC, No…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
User avatar #130 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
Homestuck? No I mean leave for ever, but forget it.
I think I'm forced to marrying Seven and wearing the dress....
User avatar #131 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Forced to marry, dress, huh?!
I am so confused right now. And yes. Homestuck has captured me like your ponies have captivated yourself.
User avatar #132 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
I like both, and yes it's confusing and a long (not really) story. But it's 3 AM
#127 - Hells to the yeah, I am! Feeling ************* gr8!  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
#128 - TristanV (08/19/2011) [-]
Should I leave FJ?
User avatar #129 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Leave as in 8anish yourself from FunnyJunk and not m8ke OC, Not view, or even visit the site, may8e not, 8ut, lurk, still view content, comment, and just continue to 8e a part of the community, hells to the yeah! ::::D
User avatar #130 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
Homestuck? No I mean leave for ever, but forget it.
I think I'm forced to marrying Seven and wearing the dress....
User avatar #131 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Forced to marry, dress, huh?!
I am so confused right now. And yes. Homestuck has captured me like your ponies have captivated yourself.
User avatar #132 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
I like both, and yes it's confusing and a long (not really) story. But it's 3 AM
#125 - wut? ._.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
#126 - TristanV (08/16/2011) [-]
YOU'RE ALIVE!!
User avatar #127 - vonKarma (08/19/2011) [-]
Hells to the yeah, I am! Feeling motherfucking gr8!
#128 - TristanV (08/19/2011) [-]
Should I leave FJ?
User avatar #129 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Leave as in 8anish yourself from FunnyJunk and not m8ke OC, Not view, or even visit the site, may8e not, 8ut, lurk, still view content, comment, and just continue to 8e a part of the community, hells to the yeah! ::::D
User avatar #130 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
Homestuck? No I mean leave for ever, but forget it.
I think I'm forced to marrying Seven and wearing the dress....
User avatar #131 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Forced to marry, dress, huh?!
I am so confused right now. And yes. Homestuck has captured me like your ponies have captivated yourself.
User avatar #132 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
I like both, and yes it's confusing and a long (not really) story. But it's 3 AM
#118 - And your question? Although if it regards personal information… 08/01/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
#321 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2011 on TristanV's profile 0
#322 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
Isn't that a whorrible thing to say!
#319 - I feel so dirty! ;n;  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2011 on TristanV's profile 0
#320 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
#321 - vonKarma (08/01/2011) [-]
#322 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
Isn't that a whorrible thing to say!
#317 - Does this look horrid enough to you? c: Just a little experime…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2011 on TristanV's profile 0
User avatar #318 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
Just repost your old comuic :U
User avatar #319 - vonKarma (08/01/2011) [-]
I feel so dirty! ;n;
#320 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
#321 - vonKarma (08/01/2011) [-]
#322 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
Isn't that a whorrible thing to say!
#115 - Oh god, you too? D: It's taken all my friends, a few family me…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
#116 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
It's actually a REALLY good show.

You should try watching it first before making an opinion unlike most pony haters
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#134 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#133 - TristanV (10/10/2011) [-]
**TristanV rolled a random image** Hello??
User avatar #125 to #129 - vonKarma (08/16/2011) [-]
wut? ._.
#126 to #130 - TristanV (08/16/2011) [-]
YOU'RE ALIVE!!
User avatar #127 to #131 - vonKarma (08/19/2011) [-]
Hells to the yeah, I am! Feeling ************* gr8!
#128 to #132 - TristanV (08/19/2011) [-]
Should I leave FJ?
User avatar #129 to #133 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Leave as in 8anish yourself from FunnyJunk and not m8ke OC, Not view, or even visit the site, may8e not, 8ut, lurk, still view content, comment, and just continue to 8e a part of the community, hells to the yeah! ::::D
User avatar #130 to #134 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
Homestuck? No I mean leave for ever, but forget it.
I think I'm forced to marrying Seven and wearing the dress....
User avatar #131 to #135 - vonKarma (08/21/2011) [-]
Forced to marry, dress, huh?!
I am so confused right now. And yes. Homestuck has captured me like your ponies have captivated yourself.
User avatar #132 to #136 - TristanV (08/21/2011) [-]
I like both, and yes it's confusing and a long (not really) story. But it's 3 AM
#123 - TristanV (08/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
Von, I have a question
User avatar #118 to #122 - vonKarma (08/01/2011) [-]
And your question? Although if it regards personal information, we may need to switch to PMs. But feel free to ask c:
#111 - TristanV (07/31/2011) [-]
Are you there? Hellooooo?
User avatar #113 to #116 - vonKarma (07/31/2011) [-]
Oh haaaaiii. c:
#114 to #118 - TristanV (07/31/2011) [-]
This is what happened to me in the space of time where we didn't communicate
#115 to #119 - vonKarma (08/01/2011) [-]
Oh god, you too? D: It's taken all my friends, a few family members, I'm afraid in my little basement!
#116 to #120 - TristanV (08/01/2011) [-]
It's actually a REALLY good show.

You should try watching it first before making an opinion unlike most pony haters
#110 - sircool (07/23/2011) [-]
moshi moshi, Sircool desu~
#119 to #115 - TristanV (08/04/2011) [-]
"If you grabbed the pony by it's tail and upper arm, it wouldn't rip anywhere near at the half way point.
It's tail would probably be the only thing to rip off in this case.
If you wanted to gain a more accurate effect, you would grab it at the shoulder and flank (where her Balloons Cutie Mark "should" be), and pulled.
Also, where are the bones and organs? Last I checked, horses had bones and organs. If you really did manage to rip it in half like that, you'd at least see a few internal organs like maybe a stomach, or lungs. Also, some broken ribs dropping out would give a more realistic appearance, as well as maybe a small portion of her spine sticking out of either end.
And on a final note....why is there a rainbow coming out of her? That isn't Rainbow Dash, it's Pinkie Pie. It'd make much more sense for balloons, candy and party streamers to fall out"

That's the whole logical argument on that picture with a dreadnought ripping Pinkie Pie. Now, you go back and thumb you up for trying~
#120 to #124 - sircool (08/04/2011) [-]
holding and pulling said pony by neck would indeed make it tear in a torso region if tail held was used as anchor and in stable condition. also, the amount of pressure being forced upon pinkie pie is obviously tremendous. When people fall to their deaths from high altitudes, some die before they even hit the ground. You may ask, why do they die before the ground? What happened? How is this relevant? Well, they die from the amount of air pressure hitting their chest, making their organs implode and bone structure fall in on itself. PP's organs most likely ruptured under such massive force, and bones more then likely turned into a pulpy goo. Now, those organs most likely cause a massive blood loss, thus creating the blood and goo effect when ripped. Now for the balloons. Obviously, any type of anatomy can't not function with balloons being the only part, now the rainbow mist may be the true blood itself, more logical since rainbow colored liquids are possible. And i doubt micro sized balloons can exist.

/argument
#121 to #125 - TristanV (08/04/2011) [-]
Wait, why are we arguing?

I think it's funny how we spent time trying to answer the question when in reality, we don't know WHAT to expect from ponies that may be made of candy...
#109 - vonKarma (07/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #104 - TristanV (05/31/2011) [-]
You weren't here when I first MM'ed this: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2175344/At+FunnyJunks+End/


I was the first to ever know it's existence other than the creator whom I've stood up with all night from Sunday night into Monday morning
User avatar #105 to #109 - vonKarma (05/31/2011) [-]
"MM'ed"? Sorry, I'm kinda retarded when it comes to terms like that =w=

Ah, and so it was you who helped out in making that? Congrats on a good job :D

Very impressive <3
User avatar #106 to #110 - TristanV (05/31/2011) [-]
Mass messaged


I kinda did but not really. I just helped name some people. She just didn't want me to go to sleep before sunrise. She was going to give up when it was sunrise, but I urged her not to .-.
User avatar #107 to #111 - vonKarma (05/31/2011) [-]
Well I'm really glad it got done! Gotta admit, it's odd seeing users like Bing, EmpererColo, just other old members everyone just forgot about =w= Give her an awesome goddamn hug for me for a job well done c:
User avatar #108 to #112 - TristanV (05/31/2011) [-]
I would if I could, but we live in different states :U
I told her to finish because once she stops, she never picks up in the morning until she's absolutely bored.
User avatar #94 to #98 - TristanV (05/11/2011) [-]
So you're back again o.o
User avatar #95 to #99 - vonKarma (05/11/2011) [-]
On my own laptop too, so It can't be accessed by my idiot cousin, that, and no one knows I own one, so I should be good for funnyjunk now. c: Debating on what to make a comic on considering the last comic I made got less thumbs than my notice for leaving.
User avatar #97 to #100 - vonKarma (05/11/2011) [-]
Oh god, these -thumb- colored words are still here?
User avatar #96 to #100 - TristanV (05/11/2011) [-]
Don't make comics for thumbs, make them for fun. That's why people draw them.
User avatar #98 to #101 - vonKarma (05/11/2011) [-]
It's just nice getting noticed sometimes. =w= Paint is amazing on Windows 7, so I should be able to get **** done much better now c:
User avatar #99 to #103 - TristanV (05/11/2011) [-]
I use MyPaint and edit on Windows Paint

Most comic artists here do it for fun. The only one I know that doesn't is iMagnet
User avatar #101 to #104 - vonKarma (05/11/2011) [-]
My comics, I mainly do when I have the idea and ambition to draw it. Lately, I haven't had much ambition to do anything due to recent depression of everyone around me, but things are looking better, and I have a few ideas I'e been wanting to do. So it shall be an amazing quest.
User avatar #102 to #106 - TristanV (05/11/2011) [-]
I don't draw much because:
1)coloring is a BITCH
2)Ideas are too long for FJ's attention span
3)no incentive
4)Work
#90 - TristanV (04/26/2011) [-]
Here's to when you comeback....


OHMYGAWD, YOU'RE BACK!!!!
User avatar #91 to #95 - TristanV (05/07/2011) [-]
You're back...? o.o
#100 to #96 - vonKarma (05/11/2011) [-]
OHMYGAWD, I'M BACK!
#103 to #105 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
User avatar #89 - steelbubble (03/31/2011) [-]
Just read your message to FJ while going through the top content... looked through all your stuff and realized you're really good. Now subscribed and will be awaiting your return. Good luck with everything :P
User avatar #88 - TheAndroid (03/30/2011) [-]
WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
#87 - sircool (03/26/2011) [-]
I just finally realized your named after an ace attorney character
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#84 - TristanV (03/22/2011) [-]
WILD SLENDER MAN APPEARS!!
#80 - theguywholaughs (03/21/2011) [-]
Get a fan page on facebook! :D
#82 to #84 - vonKarma (03/21/2011) [-]
Facebook fan pages are too mainstream.

Ha, joking, but I really don't think I'm popular enough to get a fanpage. Thanks though. c:
User avatar #79 - Protagonistism (03/21/2011) [-]
I feed on OC, bring forth all your OC...
#78 - isaacshadow ONLINE (03/21/2011) [-]
Hello, may I say something please?
User avatar #81 to #82 - vonKarma (03/21/2011) [-]
Yes~?
#83 to #85 - isaacshadow ONLINE (03/21/2011) [-]
You is good at teh drawing.
#85 to #87 - isaacshadow ONLINE (03/22/2011) [-]
No seriously. That "Ever Feel..." comic was pretty good.
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