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#187 - Picture 08/01/2013 on Drumming Washing Machine +1
#147 - If everyone was rich and famous, then no one would be rich and famous. 07/31/2013 on Jimmy +1
#155 - MFW when 4chan greentext and got this 07/28/2013 on That Feel +1
#119 - Ahh you posted before I got to post it. 07/28/2013 on High School Reunion 0
#39 - Hmm I would expect my dad to do this, although he doesn't text… 07/28/2013 on Dad is an ass +1
#92 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Morbid Spongebob Comp +25
User avatar #103 - thelordofrepost (07/27/2013) [-]
Good bye childhood.
#91 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Morbid Spongebob Comp +2
#55 - Reminded me of this movie (great by the way).  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Circle of life 0
User avatar #64 - kingron (07/27/2013) [-]
this gave me feels at the end
#58 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
whats funny is my dad is named timothy green. so people around my town thought the movie was about his life.
#157 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Water +5
#98 - Most pistols used in crime are cheap. High Points for example,… 07/26/2013 on The perfect crime 0
#57 - Why is a Glock the symbol of crime for this picture?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2013 on The perfect crime +2
#88 - kristovsky (07/26/2013) [-]
because glocks are fucking awesome

they are the metal of the handgun world
#87 - doubledisme (07/26/2013) [-]
becuse in 70% of crime that involved firearms the firearms in question were pistols
and in media "gangstas" often shoot glocks "stupid style"
but in real life most "gangstas use old pocket pistols
I know this from talking to police officers and knowing several people who think they are gangsters
User avatar #98 - volleys (07/26/2013) [-]
Most pistols used in crime are cheap. High Points for example, or cheap .22s. Glocks are $400+
#91 - Yeah, I think thats true. 07/25/2013 on American healthcare. 0
#27 - Heart Attack Grill guys! Its a restaurant in the USA. The burg…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on American healthcare. +1
User avatar #53 - phunkyzilla (07/25/2013) [-]
I think I saw that on Man Vs Food once
User avatar #40 - newforomador (07/25/2013) [-]
I remember hearing something that if you eat a specific burger, or enough of something (I forget which) you get wheeled out by sexy nurses.
User avatar #91 - volleys (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think thats true.
User avatar #39 - lucarioveethree (07/25/2013) [-]
Also, a daily customer and unofficial mascot of theirs died of a heart attack.
#79 - I like her. 07/24/2013 on Couldn't have said it... +1
#43 - Why not real guns?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Behave like an adult -2
User avatar #46 - thelastamerican (07/22/2013) [-]
For $80?
#48 - bobthedilder (07/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 - thelastamerican (07/22/2013) [-]
I never played that game. B(
#51 - bobthedilder (07/22/2013) [-]
WAT
User avatar #52 - thelastamerican (07/22/2013) [-]
I didn't have a PlayStation. I had a WIN98 with Duke Nukem and the first three dooms.
User avatar #67 - thechosentroll (07/22/2013) [-]
Well, GTA: Vice City's available on PC and even a toaster can run it. It's one of my treasured childhood games, since, for a while, it was the only one I had.
User avatar #140 - waterbottlemanboy (07/23/2013) [-]
I love GTA so much, the first one I played was Liberty City Stories, I bought it in secrecy at Wal-Mart in Canada. I was fourteen. The cashier didn't give a goddamn about his job.
User avatar #70 - thelastamerican (07/22/2013) [-]
Same for me and Doom.
User avatar #53 - cheatman (07/22/2013) [-]
You better have had AVP classic. That shit was terrifying.
User avatar #55 - thelastamerican (07/22/2013) [-]
I have it now... I didn't have much time on the computer or TV as a kid, because we had an awesome fucking back yard. My parents didn't even have to make me stay outside.
User avatar #56 - cheatman (07/22/2013) [-]
I ended up getting it because my bro took my PS1 and I couldn't afford PS2. Don't regret playing that awesome game though.
User avatar #59 - thelastamerican (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't regret playing any game that I own. Except Mechasault lone wolf. Fuck the last level.
#425 - That would be fine and dandy if it weren't for people mooching…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Check Mate +1
#427 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
Also, very few people (proportionally) actually mooch off of the government. The biggest expenditure in welfare is actually pensions - those terrible old people (at least that's how it is in the UK)
#426 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm personally against that but I'm assuming you're American so you can keep your private health care.
#1 - Why his dad didn't use cans I don't know. Cans are much more f… 07/21/2013 on Chans +1
#1 - And everyone danced the dinosaur? 07/21/2013 on Dance To Hell. +1
#9 - My thoughts exactly. Or the toilet. 07/21/2013 on Mario restroom 0
#12 - The janitors face when he walks in. 07/21/2013 on There will be Blood +3
#20 - Well he was drunk. Not that I condone his actions or anything. 07/21/2013 on Cringe stories +1
#186 - Taxes man. Unless you don't pay taxes, its never free.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Check Mate +9
#389 - scousaj (07/22/2013) [-]
But taxes help spread the cost out... No obscene medical bills and generally cheaper as a whole because not working for profit and everyone is paying towards the one pot rather than several pots.
User avatar #425 - volleys (07/22/2013) [-]
That would be fine and dandy if it weren't for people mooching off the government. What you just stated also applies to health insurance. I want health care privatized, not government mandated.
#427 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
Also, very few people (proportionally) actually mooch off of the government. The biggest expenditure in welfare is actually pensions - those terrible old people (at least that's how it is in the UK)
#426 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm personally against that but I'm assuming you're American so you can keep your private health care.
User avatar #188 - finblob (07/21/2013) [-]
Good point.
#183 - Free? It's never free.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Check Mate +5
User avatar #184 - finblob (07/21/2013) [-]
Well I guess you have to hurt yourself to get it.
User avatar #186 - volleys (07/21/2013) [-]
Taxes man. Unless you don't pay taxes, its never free.
#389 - scousaj (07/22/2013) [-]
But taxes help spread the cost out... No obscene medical bills and generally cheaper as a whole because not working for profit and everyone is paying towards the one pot rather than several pots.
User avatar #425 - volleys (07/22/2013) [-]
That would be fine and dandy if it weren't for people mooching off the government. What you just stated also applies to health insurance. I want health care privatized, not government mandated.
#427 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
Also, very few people (proportionally) actually mooch off of the government. The biggest expenditure in welfare is actually pensions - those terrible old people (at least that's how it is in the UK)
#426 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm personally against that but I'm assuming you're American so you can keep your private health care.
User avatar #188 - finblob (07/21/2013) [-]
Good point.
User avatar #185 - finblob (07/21/2013) [-]
the price is PAAAAIIIIN.
#54 - But its Twix, how can the boy possibly deny that? 07/19/2013 on need a moment? 0
#32 - Correction *Most of the country's opinion on the Zimmerman trial. 07/19/2013 on When's lunch? +1
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User avatar #3 - volleys (07/12/2013) [-]
**volleys rolls 21**
#2 - volleys (06/26/2012) [-]
**volleys rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at The Gift **
User avatar #1 - volleys (06/26/2012) [-]
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