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volcanicdiarrhea

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
Content Thumbs: 38 total,  50 ,  12
Comment Thumbs: 6141 total,  6376 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:4923
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1169
FJ Points:5059
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#1161 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll 1, rpg name*"** **volcanicdi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Roll your RPG name 0
#1167 - machiavellianhumor (07/09/2015) [-]
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yojana

oppa gangnam style
#1459 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **volcanicdiarr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on Roll trips and a mod will... 0
#1490 - anon (07/08/2015) [-]
ha you were anon first time and not second time
>samefag kek
#174 - **** , man, turn down your mouse sensitivity. 07/07/2015 on A deep sea nope +2
#277 - I know how you feel. My walmart currently has a tent, out … 07/07/2015 on Smoking At Work 0
#115 - Management found fake 20s in the till, so they started having … 07/05/2015 on Racism 0
#27 - I'm a cashier at walmart. I have to check every 20, 50, an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Racism +6
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#61 - needsauceadmisblan (07/05/2015) [-]
were do you live that you have to check the 20s? im not judgeing but that seems a bit odd for todays currency worth.
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#115 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/05/2015) [-]
Management found fake 20s in the till, so they started having us check all 20s, too.
#64 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
The pens for checking fakes are pretty cheap.
#256 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 07/04/2015 on This is your 4th of July Date 0
#61 - Okay, I gotta pee, and I'm not holding it. 07/02/2015 on I need to pee 0
#44 - >Lifting with his back, not his legs >0/10 07/01/2015 on Do you even lift? 0
#889 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#95 -   07/01/2015 on Pepper and Carrot comic 2 0
#107 - There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot. 06/30/2015 on Just saying 0
#179 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 06/30/2015 on How you kill Admin 0
#10 - All joking aside, I think this would be a genius prank to pull…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Inconsiderate Parker 0
#13 - noschool (06/29/2015) [-]
idk, i mean i don't park like a prick but if i did i would just get in my car and drive away if i saw this. it just feels like when somebody throws out a random insult when they don't have a good or witty retort.
#41 - Follow your dreams 06/29/2015 on Australian Space Program +12
#20 - Paint skills are off the charts  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on This is Moncef Mayel. +126
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#53 - sonatadusk (06/29/2015) [-]
It feels funnier knowing there is a user called tiles.
#35 - High School DXD  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Wut +1
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#36 - homurakemi (06/26/2015) [-]
dank u bb
#119 - I seriously wanted his arm to get broken. People like this…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Prank +6
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#151 - asmodeu (06/26/2015) [-]
Guy in gif just asked people to be his first Valentine kiss and the black dude (probably out of legal matters, so that he can say he was attacked or something) pretty much lead him on by sayinhg "If you try to kiss me I will probably enjoy it". Black guy so homophobic he punched someone.
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#218 - Dincorta (06/26/2015) [-]
Black guy was playing along with the joke when he said that, probably thinking it would deter the man and he'd just laugh and leave. It's not homophobic to not want a random man to kiss you.

If that was the case, are you saying this man should have endured the kiss so that he didn't appear homophobic? Ridiculous.
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#225 - asmodeu (06/26/2015) [-]
All you fuckers seem to be alright with violence when it comes to non-violent, but really stupid pranks.

No, I did not expect black guy to endure the random guy kiss, just he could have simply refused (d'oh, was it never an option ?). This prank wasn't even that stupid.
Instead what I think went through his head was "Nigga, I don't roll with that homo shit, imma teach you a lesson". He didn't look like he was playing along at all because he chose his words carefully. The guy did try to kiss him and nigglet did enjoy it.
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#226 - Dincorta (06/26/2015) [-]
Anyone could have seen that the black guy was not the sort of guy you'd pull this shit on. Just some dude trying to eat who clearly didn't want to be bothered by some kissy guy, whether or not it was a stupid prank.

The guy was defending himself and I was not surprised it happened. That doesn't mean that everyone here is alright with violence, stop jumping to the extremes. This is a particular situation and does not represent people's views on every situation.
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#227 - asmodeu (06/26/2015) [-]
I'm not saying the prankster wasn't stupid, but that was not self-defence. That was an invitation to a knockout.
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#216 - reapermaster (06/26/2015) [-]
he wasn't talking about the gif
#31 - I had a roommate that would regularly walk around in nothing b…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Struggle with living with... +692
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#152 - electrickpanda (06/24/2015) [-]
I really did have a roommate like that.
I'd get locked out of the apartment every so often so he could have a Craigslist hookup in his wig and my dress.
#121 - moisture (06/24/2015) [-]
Why would you do such a thing?!
#122 - onlylettersyousay (06/24/2015) [-]
You like seeing men in panties?
#125 - moisture (06/24/2015) [-]
Who doesn't?
#126 - onlylettersyousay (06/24/2015) [-]
#130 - hmguitarist (06/24/2015) [-]
#128 - xaja (06/24/2015) [-]
and now you have to go and ruin traps for me as well
#127 - moisture (06/24/2015) [-]
Well shit, i guess i've been corrected.
#114 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
dat punchline
#49 - kameken (06/24/2015) [-]
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#50 - ilovemyguns (06/24/2015) [-]
"him"
#66 - kameken (06/24/2015) [-]
Exactly.
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#59 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (06/24/2015) [-]
So what? Why'd they do that?
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#62 - kanadetenshi (06/24/2015) [-]
It's a joke.
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#63 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (06/24/2015) [-]
and there I was being completely serious. I had no idea...
#89 - carrotpotato (06/24/2015) [-]
You should have pointed him to your name after that comment.
#45 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
Why?
#37 - So what the **** are they supposed to do? Ask you w… 06/24/2015 on People with Vaginas are women 0
#48 - That's not even the worst of it. I have numerous stories o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on MFW I work in a ladies... 0
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#49 - repostforlife (06/20/2015) [-]
yeah, that sounds freaking hard to have to deal with
#46 - Even on the average day, there is always someone who will refu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on MFW I work in a ladies... 0
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#47 - repostforlife (06/20/2015) [-]
fuck me, that woman is such a massive cunt
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#48 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/20/2015) [-]
That's not even the worst of it.
I have numerous stories of shit I get from customers.
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#49 - repostforlife (06/20/2015) [-]
yeah, that sounds freaking hard to have to deal with
#181 - I don't like string cheese. 06/20/2015 on There are only two kinds of... +2
#58 - If there are only 3 tomatoes, then this was really *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Witchcraft intensifies +1
#66 - primalset (06/20/2015) [-]
There were only 3 used in this part
#40 - I am not looking forward to black friday. I am a cashier, …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2015 on MFW I work in a ladies... 0
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#45 - repostforlife (06/20/2015) [-]
people do that? I remember for black friday I got my xbox one, but the cashier made a mistake with the price, we chatted it out. what ever happened to just TALKING things through
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#46 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/20/2015) [-]
Even on the average day, there is always someone who will refuse to leave or accept a price.
They will just stand there like a fucking child until they get their way.

I had one act like she was going to hold up the line until I changed a price for her, even after a manager had told me not to change the price.
So I voided her transaction and moved on to other customers.
She made a scene and a manger finally told her to get lost.
The woman started walking off with her cart, but must have forgotten that she never actually paid and didn't have a receipt.
When she was told to get back in line to pay, she tried to jump to the front of every open line.
After everyone telling her that she had to wait in line, again, she claimed our customer service was terrible and stomped off out the door.
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#47 - repostforlife (06/20/2015) [-]
fuck me, that woman is such a massive cunt
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#48 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/20/2015) [-]
That's not even the worst of it.
I have numerous stories of shit I get from customers.
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#49 - repostforlife (06/20/2015) [-]
yeah, that sounds freaking hard to have to deal with

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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