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volcanicdiarrhea

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
Content Thumbs: 38 total,  50 ,  12
Comment Thumbs: 6141 total,  6376 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:4923
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1169
FJ Points:5059
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#264 - **volcanicdiarrhea rolled user vlademitrius ** So did you …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on Who's your secret FJ stalker? 0
#276 - vlademitrius (07/31/2015) [-]
i like that thing you do whenever you're alone.
you know, in maryland.
#55 - I'm with /k/ on this one. Blow it the **** away. 07/31/2015 on Boards of 4chan give advice... +4
#6 - One minute, we are on her bed. The next minute, we are pla… 07/31/2015 on how could i have forgotten? +2
#234 - **volcanicdiarrhea rolled user rejakted ** Your mother was…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Insult a user 0
#255 - sinconn (07/31/2015) [-]
Nice meme.

Why don't you hang yourself at the thought of it, you cringy little shit.
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#643 - rejakted (07/31/2015) [-]
Why are you butthurt when he insulted me?
Fishing for insults, eh?
Wanna gang up on him no homo, volcanicdiarrhea ?
#231 - **volcanicdiarrhea rolled user jackthunderjt ** You should… 07/30/2015 on Compliment a user +1
#89 - Maryland, here. Don't like the weather, here? Wait a d… 07/29/2015 on USA Weather 0
#459 - You don't even want to know. 07/28/2015 on What does your username mean? +1
#307 - I own, and occasionally wear, a dress. Friends know this, … 07/28/2015 on Post someone personal about... 0
#32 - ZSS Robin Shulk 07/27/2015 on Ready To Play? +1
#22 - When people try to piss me off or annoy me, I just ignore them… 07/27/2015 on Rumors 0
#500 - **volcanicdiarrhea rolled user neokun ** As if being off F… 07/27/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban 0
#131 - I had a customer get mad at me when she was buying 2 bikes and…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2015 on retail problems +4
#221 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
People stupidly assume that you can do refunds at the register. Sure, there are some small stores that can do that, but there's a very good reason why refunds are separated from sales. I was once a head cashier, and was once a "vault worker". If a cashier can process refunds, then it makes it much more easy to steal money from the register.
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#141 - stocxt (07/27/2015) [-]
She was too stupid to use her giftcards first.
#21 - Ours somehow ended up as "Do you want to **** Sata…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Rude. +11
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#54 - satansferret (07/27/2015) [-]
No ty
#1226 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 07/24/2015 on Fight Admin with ONE weapon 0
#24 - There I am, Gary! 07/24/2015 on More Fluid Physics +11
#63 - Okay, I'm not just mad, I am absolutely ******* livid. 07/24/2015 on equality or supremacy? +6
#59 - I hate it when I finally find a set of frames that I like, but… 07/24/2015 on #growingupwithglasses 0
#34 - If you look to your left, you'll see a ******* of numbe… 07/22/2015 on Dad 0
#52 - When I'm on wifi, I can do whatever I damn well please. Bu… 07/22/2015 on Phones 0
#167 - But if it's your reflection, wouldn't it be no stronger than you are? 07/22/2015 on Deep Dark Fears 2 0
#172 - God ******* damnit I was waiting for the rage of ho… 07/21/2015 on Anon has a stupid grandma 0
#462 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 07/20/2015 on Roll John Cena, get a 1 day... 0
#69 - I'd rather not have a financial burden that I'll have to live … 07/18/2015 on "I don't want kids" 0
#57 - All these flavors and you choose to be salty 07/18/2015 on Exclusive view of Pearl's... 0
#186 - Ed, your story's getting weird 07/15/2015 on Guilty +1

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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