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volcanicdiarrhea

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Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
Content Thumbs: 38 total,  50 ,  12
Comment Thumbs: 6141 total,  6376 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:4921
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1169
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#41 - And here I am, playing Metroid Prime. 08/27/2015 on Reach for the stars 0
#16 - Good god, Bomberman was the **** . When you got the … 08/26/2015 on Bomberman 3D 0
#14 - I got banned from a Best Buy for wearing a blue t-shirt and bl…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Best Buy +13
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#17 - talonhalfstar (08/23/2015) [-]
I Would have sued for some crap like that.
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#65 - amalone (08/24/2015) [-]
You can't in America. Businesses reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. Which is why I don't understand the uproar about the whole bakery refusing to make a gay wedding cake. They could've chose not to make it simply because they didn't like the customer's hairstyle and would've been completely within their rights as business operators
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#66 - talonhalfstar (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, but being thrown out on false charges isn't relevant to that. they weren't refusing service, they threw him out on an assumption from a person who didn't seem to understand what he was explaining to her. That was her problem.
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#68 - amalone (08/24/2015) [-]
What's the difference between throwing someone out and refusing service? If you throw them out, you refuse to serve them. Regardless, it's still not a "sue-able" offence. Dude didn't suffer any damages or loss by not being able to go to best buy, regardless of how retarded it was of them to kick him out
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#69 - talonhalfstar (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm sure it's sue-able under something, but best buy is so big a company name, that the chances of winning would be near impossible at any rate.
#17 - Hello, land cat I am air cat 08/23/2015 on (untitled) +13
#30 - I did a mini D&D game with a few friends. Our DM had h… 08/22/2015 on git gud, what a casual +15
#35 - ENTRY LEVEL; Required 5 years of experience I don… 08/21/2015 on Getting A Job 0
#53 - I work with a white guy, mostly normal, except he shows up to … 08/21/2015 on Work 0
#22 - Here. have a wallpaper 08/19/2015 on This guy would be a great... +9
#207 - I never got the point of homework. It's the same materials… 08/19/2015 on 1st day of school 0
#253 - "I wasn't kidding when I said pay! Now, you'll pay the ul… 08/19/2015 on Pretty much how it went 0
#12 - Soon. 08/16/2015 on Quester +7
#31 - My 21st is in less than two weeks. So, there's that. 08/15/2015 on youngest 0
#36 - Then don't try to please them. Simple. 08/14/2015 on Gurl gamer +1
#16 - Still have my old Sega. Paperboy was the **** . … 08/14/2015 on Gaming System +11
#64 - hfw no face 08/12/2015 on Uncensored Death Scene in LoK! +6
#131 - Rule of dumb; Never add your coworkers, managers, boss, et…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2015 on Getting caught +4
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#133 - marno (08/12/2015) [-]
They get butthurt when you deny them, but yeah. Still worth it. I don't even post stupid shit like that, but I don't want them knowing my family, wife, interests, or anything personal really. Maybe I'm not personable, but I'm fucking great at my job.
#39 - Guy down the street suspected someone is siphoning gas out of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on Justice Boner (read Desc.) +5
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#71 - bloodspider (08/11/2015) [-]
Do 10% gas and 90% water in the can and watch as their car mysteriously wont start.
#178 - Good god, I watched one video and I'm filled with more rage th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on SJW's get sent to Cambodia... 0
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#182 - datassman (08/11/2015) [-]
Yep. "Am I being detained" and "I do not consent to this" are their favorite lines. Alternatively, "I don't have to pay that"
#171 - Ah, yes, this ****** . The guy who thinks that the r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2015 on SJW's get sent to Cambodia... +9
#302 - skebaba (08/11/2015) [-]
Well, it kinda does, if there is no other way to cross state borders.
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#388 - trolljunkusa (08/11/2015) [-]
Driving is a privilege not a right.

Under that same logic I should be able to go to the bar and drink 50 beers and drive home and not be arrested because if I were to get arrested that would infringe on "my right to travel freely"


Not trying to be an asshole, just trying to make a point
#351 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
You can walk, swim, etc. Crossing is free. The roads aren't. You pay to use the road, not to cross. It's not that hard to understand.
#42 - What would I say to my 10-year-old self? 1. Get a haircut.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Tumblr Comp +6
#55 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
6 is dumb and only for college or magnet schools. for scholarships count as for college indirectly I honestly wish I did less homework because middle school was such a waste of time my friend didn't show up for a few months and they didn't give a shit. He passed with F's. That's how easy middle school is. You technically don't even have to show up to pass.
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#53 - talldumbdork (08/08/2015) [-]
Well that was pleasantly uplifting.
#128 - Comment deleted 08/08/2015 on Sand nigs 0
#236 - What's going on in this thr- Oh lawd. 08/01/2015 on Dobbles the White Knight 0
#151 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll 1, 0-10*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 07/31/2015 on How hot are you out of /10 0
#75 - I'm just glad I haven't had any real-world encounters with thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on tfw gender terrorists 0
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#81 - cuntism (07/31/2015) [-]
Same. I've never ran into a tumblrina in the real world, well at least not a vocal one. Don't forget a lot of these people are keyboard warriors. It's like funnyjunk, do you really think there's an epidemic of teenagers vocally hating on blacks and jews ? They vent online and pretend they're like that IRL but really you'd have to have a screw loose to think that shit would fly IRL
#274 - Just that first one alone filled me with hatred. &quo… 07/31/2015 on SJW Gets Arrested, Screams... +5

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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