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volcanicdiarrhea

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
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Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:4923
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1169
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#70 - Well, you are royally ****** . 07/29/2013 on zombies 0
#125 - Picture 07/29/2013 on History of battles 0
#115 - Instructions weren't clear enough. 07/29/2013 on Don't feed the animals 0
#47 - I use a lighter.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2013 on D +13
#51 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
I have with a shark
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#89 - crazyhindu (07/29/2013) [-]
>not using a lawn mower.
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#96 - pwnfrnzy (07/29/2013) [-]
> Not using a fresh volcanic rock from an active volcano.
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#113 - useroftheLOLZ (07/29/2013) [-]
>being a real man
>Not growing an epic, retractable beard
>Shaving, ever
>Not forcing your body to just ungrow your neck beard
Swear to fucking god, you pussy footed phanacts don't know the first thing about being a man
#106 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#129 - But has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want … 07/28/2013 on French femenism +3

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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