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| #22 - 10/10 ******* got me | 12/14/2015 on classic prank | +6 |
| #62 - I'd break into a full sprint just to see how fast I can make it go. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Are you Walking or Biking? | +1 |
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| #63 - All you've succeeded in doing is making me hungry. And now… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on wow | +2 |
| #31 - It was all fine and dandy until years later. One of the pe… | 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul | +32 |
| #1 - Imagine if someone ****** up, hit one of them, and they… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/10/2015 on Just Fabulous... | 0 |
 there is that but ther are making lil drones that can hover like this. i wish i could find a vid of it but yeah there are ones that are like lil helicopters or drones watever you wanna call it and they are programed to do stuff like this | ||
| #28 - A friend of mine used to buy souls from his high school classm… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul | +27 |
 Same. Used to know a dude that did the same thing. He asked for my soul and I gave him my virginity. He tried to scratch it out but he owns that shit now. Eventually he literally Kurt Cobain'd himself with a sawed off. At least Kurt didn't modify the gun, what a fucking mess.  Sounds an awful lot like what Ross Scott talked about on Ross's Game Dungeon. It was all fine and dandy until years later. One of the people who signed it got really into Christianity. Then one of her friends reminded her that she sold her soul. Both her and the soul collector had moved and never had contact outside of school. But she tracked him down and begged for her soul back. He destroyed the book and proclaimed that he returns all the souls to their original owners. Satan would be very disappointed. | ||
| #82 - What the actual **** ? | 12/09/2015 on Gotta poop? Get some Scoop! | 0 |
| #34 - I want to see him try to pick something up with those | 12/09/2015 on what in the fuck? | +3 |
| #20 - Right click "Show controls" Skip to end to m… | 12/08/2015 on Satisfying 2 | 0 |
| #33 - So you buy an Apple product, only to destroy it for being a … [+] (17 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on Apple's new "3D Touch" | +9 |
 >Buying a $300 iPad just to create a video where you destroy it so you can post it online and get psuedo-accolades from rabid anti-Apple anti-fanboys. > Not salty at all. > Taking about 1 minute out of your day to comment & point out it as kind of a waste of time & money... > Super Salty Rage Fest!!!!! Yeah, that makes sense, fucktard.  Where does he say that he was breaking it to spite Apple? The guy just breaks shit for the lulz on his channel. There's no deeper meaning to it. All you people put words in his mouth. By contrast you are all far more salty about him breaking an iPad than he is for breaking it. And you're still angry about it. Why shouldn't he break things if it doesn't affect anybody else but him? Complaining about it so vehemently only implies that you want to control his actions and make him stop doing what he is doing. That sounds like pretty dank censorship to me. But I understand if you aren't familiar with his channel, that still doesn't excuse the massive amounts of false assumptions going on here. :/ Look, it boils down to this: > Guys spends money to purchase a tablet. > Instead of using tablet as intended, guy intentionally breaks it, films it, then posts it on his channel, for 'lulz'. > A percentage of viewers find this a foolish waste of time & money, and express their opinion about that. > You come along and call them 'salty'. Does that about sum it up? If he's getting that much traffic on his channel and generating that much related revenue, then more power to him. Doesn't change the fact that I think it's still wasteful & foolish. Johnny Knoxville makes millions from getting Tasered in his balls. I still think it's moronic. Money isn't everything. I'm well off enough that the only reason I still work is to get decent health care insurance at a decent price, and stay busy during the day. However, dignity doesn't have a price tag, nor does intelligence or ethics, and so on. If someone wants to act like a fool, that's their right. But I don't have to approve of it, or respect it. | ||
| #33 - We had a guy get hired in my department. He'd say he was t… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on People who got fired on the... | +10 |
 i dont think the shit he was doing counts as 'employed" by the sounds of it... ive seen people hang out in stores for shopping longer than this dick was doing for 'work" When I was Active Duty in the Navy I had a boss who refused to sleep on his off time. He was this big fat bastard that'd play WOW on his off time and come in for his 12 hour shift to nap in his boss's chair. He had gotten to E-6 and was invincible and he knew it. HIS boss was often found curled up in the armory drunk off his ass sleeping under the desk because he had 9 fucking kids and didn't see a dime of his own money because he didn't have custody of any of them after nearly 20 years of service. I mean, these people are the exception and not the rule, but I'm making the point here that I've seen far worse than the dude in the above story, and my people had gone through military training and they should've fucking known better. makes me think of all the fuckups ive worked with one that comes to mind is one little streetshitter from india on a work visa who on day fucking 1, acted like he knows more about the job than the supervisor whos been there for 6 years...refuses to obey ANY instruction of his job, and tries doing his own thing till one of the higher up supervisors drove out there and personally sent him home for not doing his job come to think of it... the majority of problem workers ive dealt with are streetshitters some of the streetshitters have gotten away with it for years, their people that made it to supervisor cover their bullshit up same with the samoans.... their kind watch each others backs and cover up their shit easily done when their kind sit in the same jobs for years or decades, so while everyone else moves up or quits... the apes get promoted simply on the basis theyve been there forever #62 -
catburglarpenis (12/03/2015) [-]  > route up a leave chit (request to take vacation) > boss kicks it down for misspellings on the form > re-write, makes it past boss. Boss's boss kicks it down for incorrect military grammar (nonsensical rules made up on the spot half the time) > re-write, makes it up to Filipino boss > Kicks it down for lack of Spanglish > re-write, have to explain to boss why he should let it go past him > stuck in leave chit hell, can't get past boss's boss because Spanglish, can't get the CO's ok because Spanglish, can't go around Filipino boss > no one can take leave for months Trivia: Deutschblut is a german who moved to phillipines dude lives in the shittiest part of southeast asia and loves it simply because he can publically talk nice about hitler and the nazis and the filipinos agree with him  Apart from my children, the smile publicly talking about Hitler gives me is worth life in the apocalypse... | ||
| #44 - My roommate has been making chainmail for a while. Last ye… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on shamelessly stolen from imgur | +13 |
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| #59 - Mine did, as well. I work in electronics. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on IT BEGINS | 0 |
| #35 - Something something Spy | 11/27/2015 on skills | 0 |
| #70 - "No." | 11/27/2015 on This actually happened | 0 |
| #1 - ******* savage | 11/25/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | +2 |
| #17 - My phone normally makes a camera sound, even when set to silen… | 11/24/2015 on Bill the hero | 0 |
| #58 - If you honestly need a book and special teachings to believe t… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/23/2015 on Exactly | +5 |
 I don't know if it's enough to believe that these things are bad. It takes more than mere belief/understanding that doing x is bad to not do it. It's easy to say things like this when you live comfortably in a rich country. If you didn't know where your next meal is coming from, you might start looking at theft/assault/murder much more leniently. | ||
| #60 - Every day, we stray further from God's light. | 11/23/2015 on Mecha Milk | +1 |
| #16 - Fast as **** , mang | 11/23/2015 on Firefox MP4 CPU Test | -1 |
| #15 - Absolutely ******* golden | 11/21/2015 on not that long | +2 |
| #93 - I did get paid a little, on the side, but that was because I w… | 11/20/2015 on Assorted Internets #42 | 0 |
| #15 - Don't remind me. >Be me, 19 >Admin of a Minecraf… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/20/2015 on Assorted Internets #42 | +53 |
 Is admin of a minecraft server a job you can actually be paid to do? I always thought it was just people messing around that made servers I did get paid a little, on the side, but that was because I wrote plugins and created minigames for the server. Normal admin did not get paid, though. Mainly because they didn't actually work, but for the occasional problems players might have. And the rest of the time, they were free to dick around and pretty much do what they wanted. #84 -
anon (11/20/2015) [-] Some servers charge people for perks, permission etc. if they're large enough, but usually it isn't like a job that would make money. | ||
| #111 - Reminds me of some **** a friend of mine did. He ca… | 11/02/2015 on That was fast | +5 |
| #52 - Picture | 10/28/2015 on /pol/ niggers | +4 |
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volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-] 
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
