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volcanicdiarrhea

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Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4695
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Highest Comment Rank:#759
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:1169
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#5266 - Wow, it just goes on. This Funnel guy is dedicated. … 11/30/2014 on Report Spam 0
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#97 - I don't masturbate. I feel like a control group.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +2
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#122 - leprechaunne (11/29/2014) [-]
u wot
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#63 - You disgust me.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Retail Employees, Stand... +6
#64 - mymommasallama (11/29/2014) [-]
say that to my face
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#48 - notawolf (11/28/2014) [-]
Yep that's her name!!!
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#20 - Only about 14 hours late. 11/27/2014 on Dubai -1
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#13 - lotengo (11/27/2014) [-]
I think you took a wrong turn.
The content you are looking for is <-- that way
#20 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/27/2014) [-]
Only about 14 hours late.
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#39 - Perfectly reasonable reaction. You do whatever it takes if…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Soccer mom story +1
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#40 - kasperscar (11/27/2014) [-]
Cheers, I think the block was more scared of some random cunt running at him in boxers than the sword.
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#210 - Valid point. But they won't attempt to make a race ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on But... he's an angel... -1
#319 - Valid (11/26/2014) [-]
NIGGA I'M POINTIN

All joking aside, whites have enslaved blacks for I don't know, half the history of the United States? I guess that it's a type of double standard going on here
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#211 - theoneaboveall (11/26/2014) [-]
That's true
You would think by now people would wonder why there's always racism accusations when these things happen. Like holy shit then every single time when a person with a from a different race kills someone from as well a different race it would be considered racist actions at work.
#205 - If it was a white guy, almost no one would give a **** .…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2014 on But... he's an angel... +1
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#224 - thirdjess (11/26/2014) [-]
Two white people were killed by cops near me recently, one mentally handicapped who got a bit tardstrength and refused to take his medicine and another women who refused to leave her soon-to-be ex husbands house. I think both of them very briefly made state news.
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#232 - darthblam (11/26/2014) [-]
Well yeah, shit like that does make news, but it's only local or as far as state news.
A black guy dies it becomes a national crisis.
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#206 - theoneaboveall (11/26/2014) [-]
Bullshit dude. Just because someone is not going create a damn planet of the apes riot doesn't mean they're not going to give a shit.
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#210 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/26/2014) [-]
Valid point.

But they won't attempt to make a race case out of it.
It seems like only when a black guy gets taken down by a cop, that's when people make it a case of racism.
#319 - Valid (11/26/2014) [-]
NIGGA I'M POINTIN

All joking aside, whites have enslaved blacks for I don't know, half the history of the United States? I guess that it's a type of double standard going on here
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#211 - theoneaboveall (11/26/2014) [-]
That's true
You would think by now people would wonder why there's always racism accusations when these things happen. Like holy shit then every single time when a person with a from a different race kills someone from as well a different race it would be considered racist actions at work.
#115 - >Do online orders >Store pickup >Ignore the c… 11/26/2014 on Life Experiences +34
#29 - It's one thing if it is a mistake from an employee, as it's us…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on forever alone 0
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#40 - emiyashirou (11/25/2014) [-]
Tfw last time I was at a restaurant.
>We order our food
>Wait almost 25 damn minutes to get our food
>Finally arrives
>Take fork in hand
>Waiter sprints to the table, takes everyone's plates: "We accidentally put cheese on the burgers"
>Wait another fucking 25 minutes for our food
>Not even a discount, paid full price
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#47 - shunkahawolf (11/25/2014) [-]
you have to make a bit of a stink about it. maybe ask to speak with a manager.
#31 - tyroneisanigger (11/25/2014) [-]
Nah, I didn't really get upset over it or complain much. Just when i was going to pay I said I ordered boneless, and got traditional. It's a dick move to harshly criticize in restaurants imo.
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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
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#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
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User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
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User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
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#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
 
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