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volcanicdiarrhea

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
Content Thumbs: 38 total,  50 ,  12
Comment Thumbs: 6141 total,  6376 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:4922
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1169
FJ Points:5059
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#66 - Just run them over. Teach the little **** a cold, h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on NSX Car Driver VS. Skater +1
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#80 - rmoran (12/30/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be okay with other people looking at my NSX if I had one , let alone be hitting people with it
#14 - The gay one would ward off other girls, sure. But you've a… 12/29/2015 on dude, run. +6
#14 - When was the last time you heard a car alarm and genuinely tho… 12/29/2015 on Alarm +1
#16 - At this level, you're not an idiot, you're a goddamn wizard.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on What Idiot Polished the Rug? +1
#21 - elcreepo has deleted their comment.
#60 - It's been in the 70's, here in Maryland. I never thought I… 12/26/2015 on Do it. 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Cameraman +30
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#18 - professordolan (12/26/2015) [-]
I'd like some pesto on my pasta.
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#8 - dingdongpancakes (12/25/2015) [-]
I'd like some pesto on my pasta.
#10 - Wasn't there a guy who kept hiding pineapples everywhere for a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on 4chan comp. #49 +11
#11 - undeadauthor (12/25/2015) [-]
This one, right?
#8 - Everywhere. 12/24/2015 on Who woulda thunk it +1
#32 - I recommend it. Character development out the ass, fair am…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#43 - numbahone (12/23/2015) [-]
and kick-ass fight choreography.
#10 - >Right click >Play Speed >Ludicrous Speed (x2)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on theres worse ways to waste... 0
#30 - hoodrh (12/23/2015) [-]
#5 - If you ever have the chance to watch someone's house for a wee… 12/23/2015 on Matt damon 0
#31 - Bitch would be chasing it down, and I'd make damn sure she'd b… 12/23/2015 on It's just a prank, bro 0
#98 - Nope. Not risking it. I've got some weird **** going on. 12/23/2015 on Would you risk it? +1
#72 - I would ask for a meal that would give me horrible diarrhea an…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Last Meals of Innocent Men +1
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#115 - itskennyandjosh (12/20/2015) [-]
They can deny you a meal though if it's too much
#67 - Fellow Marylander, here. I had no idea there were any laws… 12/19/2015 on We get it +1
#55 - Based lawyerman 12/18/2015 on Payback is a bitch 0
#128 - I've bypassed the anti-adblock message, addy. The random i… 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... 0
#25 - Picture 12/18/2015 on Making Stars +5
#46 - I wonder if anyone had the sense to look at the fallen box, se… 12/18/2015 on bee careful +1
#277 - I'll disable adblock and just block the advertisers through my… 12/17/2015 on the fuck is this admin 0
#23 - That is how best friends are made, right there 12/17/2015 on Battle of the Saxes 0
#21 - Picture 12/17/2015 on Heh, yay interesting dog... +4
#282 - I don't blame you for the bad ads. It sucks that you have … 12/17/2015 on Video games cause violence 0
#26 - You're welcome. As much as I stand behind using adblock du…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/17/2015 on the fuck is this admin +38
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#44 - admin (12/17/2015) [-]
also random gay porn redirects
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#251 - rebornpotato (12/17/2015) [-]
"random"
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#42 - admin (12/17/2015) [-]
as for you, i'm making a john cena screamer
#109 - skelebones (12/17/2015) [-]
thats exactly why i have adblock.... sound ads. no control or not. adblock stays untill you figure out you can encode the site to auto mute ads with sounds. dont think of this as an ultimatum. think of it as a learning experience.
an adventure if you will.
an adventure deeeeep inside yourself

check
your move boss.
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#400 - admin (12/17/2015) [-]
special class "hated_account"

pop-ups every 5 seconds

your move, homie
#509 - skelebones (12/17/2015) [-]
well duh ive blocked enough ppl to be fucking satan.
i damn well better be hated

i have a job and a life and dont need to come here.
inb4 i can never leave. inb4 the pringles/lays chips metaphor. inb4 masturbation metaphor

check.
your move esse
#535 - lordofhell (12/17/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**
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#551 - mysisterismywaifu (12/17/2015) [-]
mfw this is the perfect picture describing the situation right now
"Pwetty Pwease disable adblock."
#584 - skelebones (12/18/2015) [-]
#505 - skelebones has deleted their comment.
#393 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Id that an anal sex joke?
#507 - skelebones (12/17/2015) [-]
a poor attempt at one but yes
#170 - I gave the ads a chance. Site owners have to make money, s…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Video games cause violence +20
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#257 - admin (12/17/2015) [-]
actually I'm going to make the most annoying ANTI ADBLOCK message ever just for you
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#256 - admin (12/17/2015) [-]
we have no control over ads

but this month I am faced with the problem of shutting this site down or blocking users with adblock

i wonder what I'll choose
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#282 - volcanicdiarrhea (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't blame you for the bad ads.
It sucks that you have to suffer due to malicious ads forcing users to use adblock.
#268 - captainrattrap (12/17/2015) [-]
Admin's fw adblock
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#265 - aadenoto (12/17/2015) [-]
I'd be totally ok with that, but would we have to completely uninstall it or just turn it off?
#264 - prozack (12/17/2015) [-]
You're always going to shut down the site. Quit crying wolf so people will give you money. I ain't buying it
and if it is true, then I say go for it. At least then people might take you seriously
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#272 - admin (12/17/2015) [-]
>>#268, you're going to get john cena mp3 every pageview with adblock disabled bro,

enjoy
#370 - tomthehippie (12/18/2015) [-]
quit being a faggot and do adds that don't randomly take me to fucking websites I'm not trying to go to.

Otherwise go take a nice big spear and go fuck yourself with it.

fucking cocksucking cum loving queer.
#296 - anonymousrex (12/17/2015) [-]
**anonymousrex used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymousrex rolled image** I would actually enjoy that. Can we have one random john Cena hour a week please? regardless of adblock i mean. I want surprise john cena'd at a random time.
#295 - anonymousrex has deleted their comment.
#293 - prozack (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't use adblock. And I love John Cena
#285 - dubbstepp (12/17/2015) [-]
I literally can not use this website if I have to wait for ads to load. I'd donate, but I'm broke, as you can tell by the quality of my internet. What do?
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#274 - adblock (12/17/2015) [-]
lol
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#273 - captainrattrap (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't use it because I like to support the site. I'm just here to crack jokes at your expense.
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#262 - teddybearlove (12/17/2015) [-]
wait wait wait hold everything... is it true?

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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