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volcanicdiarrhea

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Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#20 - Blame wealthy people who aren't me. I'm not a social … 03/13/2015 on Down with white tumblr users +18
#30 - Everyone calls the guy a beta for not taking the hint, but you…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2015 on not me haha +24
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#116 - wotlqq (03/13/2015) [-]
in germany you are considered to drunk to drive after just one beer if you are under 21 and//or have your license for under 2 years
#110 - holyshitcake (03/13/2015) [-]
Hurr fuckin durr Mr.Whiteknight. She wasnt passed out or anything, and she was clearly coming on to him. Fair game
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#124 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/13/2015) [-]
And think about what happens if she wakes up, regrets her drunken decision making, and screams rape.
Who are the cops going to believe?
There's a difference between being a whiteknight, and thinking about the better interest of both parties.
#128 - holyshitcake (03/13/2015) [-]
"wakes up"
"screams rape"
..? What kind of sick ghetto do you live in?

"better for both parties"
yeh, she clearly wasnt coming on to him from OPs post...grow a pair you sassy.

And since when did being moderate drunk = not comprehending your own actions? Have you ever had alcohol?

Either you are edgy as fuck, or a 14 year old who doesnt know the effect of alcohol.
My guess is abit of both.
#89 - anon (03/13/2015) [-]
you're obviously as beta as he is
#75 - anon (03/13/2015) [-]
you sound like a fucking woman
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#93 - LaBarata (03/13/2015) [-]
He sounds more like someone who doesn't want to risk getting arrested on the whim of a woman.
#181 - Meanwhile my roommate used some pokegen **** to make a … 03/11/2015 on Gotta fuck them all +1
#100 - I always play at a table with the DM and the rest of my party.… 03/11/2015 on Breakfast God 0
#74 - We have a paladin of Ares in our party. His name is Stu. A…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Breakfast God +17
#79 - funnyguyz (03/11/2015) [-]
quick question... Because these posts are always fucking funny I've started to get curious. are these D&D matches played irl? Or is there some online game somewhere where I can play?
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#100 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/11/2015) [-]
I always play at a table with the DM and the rest of my party.
I tried playing across Skype and similar, but it just isn't the same.
In my opinion, it's something you have to get together and play with friends.
Try it, see what works.
#97 - anon (03/11/2015) [-]
The majority of matches are IRL. Using an online aid can be fun but just takes some of the life out of DnD. It just doesn't always work.
#107 - When I was in elementary school, students were not allowed to … 03/10/2015 on Peanuts +4
#398 - I did the exact same thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Are you kidding me?!? +5
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#401 - veradoux (03/10/2015) [-]
I think it had been so long since I was rick-rolled I had to do it for nostalgia's sake...
#52 - Seriously, what the **** ? I'd love to see one of th… 03/09/2015 on Death threats towards GG'ers +3
#19 - I once saw entire team go spy and disguise as the same player.… 03/09/2015 on Spy is my best class. +2
#15 - "Hello and welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts' Anonymous.… 03/07/2015 on Social Life +5
#43 - When my brother farts, his girlfriend goes "Dude, what th… 03/07/2015 on Realization +1
#95 - One a trip to South Carolina, people were pulling this ***… 03/05/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 2/whatever +2
#1806 - Glen Burnie, Maryland.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#1814 - thunderkrux (03/04/2015) [-]
Grab your telescope or steal someone elses and point your telescope at the corner of Santa Clara and Jackson in Hayward Ca and tell me what you see tomorrow at 12:30 pm
#1759 - 1. Find an FJ'er in your area 2. Agree to meet somewhere p…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
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#1804 - thunderkrux (03/04/2015) [-]
Where do you live? You think I wont fucking do it?
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#1806 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/04/2015) [-]
Glen Burnie, Maryland.
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#1814 - thunderkrux (03/04/2015) [-]
Grab your telescope or steal someone elses and point your telescope at the corner of Santa Clara and Jackson in Hayward Ca and tell me what you see tomorrow at 12:30 pm
#30 - Denying sex-specific treatment is all fine and dandy, but you … 03/04/2015 on They Are Learning 0
#35 - Kid is going places  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Serves her right +1
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#62 - hackmon (03/04/2015) [-]
yes, to his room
#37 - Looks half white and half gold, to me. 03/03/2015 on The True first Pokemon +12
#13 - I ******* love Yahtzee 03/02/2015 on Yahtzee on SJWs +3
#61 - Yeah, that's how we solve the oppresion of one race or sex; … 03/02/2015 on ...Hebrews... 0
#8 - "That wasn't a fart" 03/02/2015 on Asian Mind Powers 0
#177 - Surprise, ************ 03/02/2015 on This kids a faggot -1
#17 - mrskeletonman and skeletorexplain disapprove your message. 03/01/2015 on this is a 150 Year Old... +4
#14 - There's way too much ***** in this image. 03/01/2015 on (untitled) +1
#11 - It isn't. There is a red light on the bottom front, just u…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#13 - britexplain (03/01/2015) [-]
AND she's playing Mario Kart Wii.
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#14 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/01/2015) [-]
There's way too much fucky in this image.
#147 - This post, the comments, good god, I ******* love all o… 03/01/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1 0

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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