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volcanicdiarrhea

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#4695
Highest Content Rank:#6721
Highest Comment Rank:#759
Content Thumbs: 38 total,  50 ,  12
Comment Thumbs: 6141 total,  6376 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:4922
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1169
FJ Points:5059
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#182 - Let's see some of the dumb **** I've done on school com… 03/20/2015 on /b/ and school computers +1
#34 - The last person to push me into a pool got kicked in the chest… 03/19/2015 on Pools 0
#66 - Oh god, I have a long list of people that I would gladly do this to. 03/19/2015 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. +1
#186 - Not the best method, and sometimes I mess up and end up blocki…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer +1
#199 - wraithguard (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm saving your comments so that I can try this out later.
#185 - So, now you can block sites. Now for the fun part; finding…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer +1
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#186 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
Not the best method, and sometimes I mess up and end up blocking the wrong things.
But fixing it is easy, and it's better than having random video ads playing during my calls.
#199 - wraithguard (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm saving your comments so that I can try this out later.
#183 - It's a pretty rag-tag way of doing it, but it works for me. …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer +1
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#185 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
So, now you can block sites.
Now for the fun part; finding the IP's and URL's that ads are coming from, so you can redirect them.
There are a ton of lists online, and a little research can remove a lot of ads, as well as blocking malicious sites.
What I do probably isn't the best way, but it works for me.
SayI have a new ad showing up in skype, and I want to block it.
I open the command prompt and type "netstat -b"
This will show any connections and the programs making them.
I locate any unusual/unwanted connections made by Skype.exe and block them in the hosts file.
Sometimes a program restart and clearing temporary files is needed, but the ads generally stop appearing, after that.
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#186 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
Not the best method, and sometimes I mess up and end up blocking the wrong things.
But fixing it is easy, and it's better than having random video ads playing during my calls.
#199 - wraithguard (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm saving your comments so that I can try this out later.
#172 - I use my hosts file to block ads. Blocks ads in browsers, …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer +1
#176 - quoterox (03/18/2015) [-]
Teach us, sensei
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#183 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
It's a pretty rag-tag way of doing it, but it works for me.
Run Notepad.exe as an administrator. You have to run it as an administrator or it won't be able to edit your hosts file.
Your hosts file is in C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
It isn't a text file, but just a plain file.
Open this up. You can do a little reading.
Basically, you give it an IP followed by either another IP or URL.
You can type * as a wildcard.
For example, the line;
127.0.0.1 www.funnyjunk.com/*
should block all access to the main of funnyjunk by redirecting any connections to it to your localhost, instead.
You can also use this for redirecting sites to other sites, not just your localhost.
Just make sure you have Notepad (or whatever plaintext editor) running as administrator and make sure you save the file as "All Files" and not a txt.
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#185 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
So, now you can block sites.
Now for the fun part; finding the IP's and URL's that ads are coming from, so you can redirect them.
There are a ton of lists online, and a little research can remove a lot of ads, as well as blocking malicious sites.
What I do probably isn't the best way, but it works for me.
SayI have a new ad showing up in skype, and I want to block it.
I open the command prompt and type "netstat -b"
This will show any connections and the programs making them.
I locate any unusual/unwanted connections made by Skype.exe and block them in the hosts file.
Sometimes a program restart and clearing temporary files is needed, but the ads generally stop appearing, after that.
User avatar
#186 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
Not the best method, and sometimes I mess up and end up blocking the wrong things.
But fixing it is easy, and it's better than having random video ads playing during my calls.
#199 - wraithguard (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm saving your comments so that I can try this out later.
#102 - Empty desktop masterrace Only icon on my desktop is an inv… 03/18/2015 on Background +1
#45 - A lot of the people who did the challenge didn't give a **…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Charlie Sheen 0
#49 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
What "celebrity" didn't donate?
Or are you making shit up as a cynic?
#229 - Best idea I've seen in a long time. Now those little sexua… 03/17/2015 on Holy Tumblr 0
#203 - Comment deleted 03/17/2015 on I need Your Help FunnyJunk +1
#223 - Looking to build a desktop, myself. I plan on using it in …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on I want to know this... 0
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#306 - advice (03/17/2015) [-]
get a nice cooling system, servers can make your machine get wicked hot
#597 - I wipe standing up. I have no difficulty making sure my wh… 03/17/2015 on wait... you guys exist? +1
#89 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on I need Your Help FunnyJunk +1
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#60 - We need an FJ version of this song. 03/16/2015 on 'How to save FJ' 0
#84 - mfw I've never traded, and have an inventory full of items tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on TF2 trading 0
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#96 - thelastamerican (03/16/2015) [-]
Me too.
#51 - "I'm reading, ******** !" Totally a great … 03/16/2015 on The Sound Of Feminism 0
#84 - Great. Now my dick is ******* terrified and won't stop shaking. 03/16/2015 on Extra wet +4
#19 - Starts begging to be OP. He's annoying, but I don't feel l…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2015 on RobertPop +78
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#22 - Lilstow (03/14/2015) [-]
god, i fucking hate faggot kids that beg for meaningless ranks in games.
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#20 - whichever (03/14/2015) [-]
111/100
you lost some points because you didnt have it pretyped
#17 - I was an admin for a public Minecraft server. We had a pre…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2015 on RobertPop +58
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#19 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/14/2015) [-]
Starts begging to be OP.
He's annoying, but I don't feel like going through the crap of banning him. We have to record everything that happened leading up to the ban.
So I put him in a rank called "op" which has no permissions.
He didn't even have permission to chat or move.
Give him permission to chat and ask if that's what he meant, thinking maybe he'll get the point to stop asking.
Keeps doing it anyway.
Suddenly, one of the admin I was working with appears.
He says he is going to survey the new player to see if he is good enough for a staff position.
Claims he is the owner. The 3rd admin and I play along.
First question he asks;
"Has you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Dude replies "Yes."
Admin asks another question, "Can you really be far half as much decided to use go wish for that?"
Dude again replies, "Yes, of course."
He's seriously trying to answer these questions.
He spends the next half hour actually trying to answer these questions, sometimes in detail, as the admin types them up.
Admin ends it, saying "Sorry, but I just don't think you would be a good staff member."
Dude plainly says "Okay, thanks for your time." and leaves.
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#22 - Lilstow (03/14/2015) [-]
god, i fucking hate faggot kids that beg for meaningless ranks in games.
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#20 - whichever (03/14/2015) [-]
111/100
you lost some points because you didnt have it pretyped
#37 - Beautiful. 03/14/2015 on That sleep tho +1
#65 - They did, to some extent. It can somewhat tell if a pokemo… 03/14/2015 on passerby wants to trade... 0
#92 - Pluto is still fuming, but she has no way of knowing if I'm st…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 1 +52
#185 - cantfindausername (03/14/2015) [-]
The kids at school the next day.
#95 - bazda (03/14/2015) [-]
That's fucked up, dude. What did Pluto (the actual planet) ever do to you to deserve such defamation?
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#137 - kyouko (03/14/2015) [-]
It lied to us about being a planet
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#218 - teddybearlove (03/14/2015) [-]
but... pluto is a planet
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#219 - kyouko (03/14/2015) [-]
No, it's a dog.
#89 - In one of my high school classes, my teacher let me eat in cla…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 1 +59
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#92 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/14/2015) [-]
Pluto is still fuming, but she has no way of knowing if I'm still eating, and can only assume.
But she finally calms down, I finish my food, and class is pretty quiet from then on.
Class finishes, and I head out into the hallway.
Suddenly, I hear loud footsteps and feel the floor shaking behind me.
That's not a joke, either, I literally felt the floor shake with each step.
A shadow covers my own and I instictively sidestep and spin back to find Pluto has tried to tackle me.
Earth's gravity is too strong, and Pluto goes straight into the stairs, face first.
At least magnitude 6, on that impact.
People above us, on the 3rd floor, claimed it felt like the stairs collapsed.
Pluto has resumed her screaming, and is claiming that I attacked her.
Claims that I grabbed her and threw her into the stairs.
Witnesses say she waddled up to me from behind and I stepped out of her way, then she just fell over.
Starts screaming about sexism and claiming that they are lying and siding with me because I'm a man.
2 administrators take her to the office, her screaming the entire way.
Last thing I heard was another bigass slam accompanied with shaking ground.
Never saw Pluto again.
#185 - cantfindausername (03/14/2015) [-]
The kids at school the next day.
#95 - bazda (03/14/2015) [-]
That's fucked up, dude. What did Pluto (the actual planet) ever do to you to deserve such defamation?
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#137 - kyouko (03/14/2015) [-]
It lied to us about being a planet
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#218 - teddybearlove (03/14/2015) [-]
but... pluto is a planet
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#219 - kyouko (03/14/2015) [-]
No, it's a dog.
#124 - And think about what happens if she wakes up, regrets her drun…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on not me haha 0
#128 - holyshitcake (03/13/2015) [-]
"wakes up"
"screams rape"
..? What kind of sick ghetto do you live in?

"better for both parties"
yeh, she clearly wasnt coming on to him from OPs post...grow a pair you sassy.

And since when did being moderate drunk = not comprehending your own actions? Have you ever had alcohol?

Either you are edgy as fuck, or a 14 year old who doesnt know the effect of alcohol.
My guess is abit of both.

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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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