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| Gender: | male |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/28/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #4695 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #6721 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #759 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 57.62% (34/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 9% (9/100) Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win |
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| Content Views: | 4922 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 1169 |
| FJ Points: | 5059 |
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| #56 - It always gets me that he turns around to see who just handed … | 04/17/2015 on Danke Mr Skeltal | +17 |
| #69 - Half my school would always ditch the pep rallies. They we… | 04/16/2015 on 3rd degree | +1 |
| #106 - Aren't most PC gamers cool with the Wii U? | 04/15/2015 on PC players today. | -2 |
| #35 - But then he can safely get closer. He knows where you are.… | 04/15/2015 on Looks pretty comfy | +2 |
| #82 - >Regibreak >Regimelt >Regirust topkek | 04/15/2015 on New pokemon announced | +2 |
| #21 - I work at walmart. If this happened, I would probably lose… | 04/13/2015 on Everyday is Shaming Day | +2 |
| #154 - I remember using them in gym class. Seriously, all you do … [+] (2 new replies) | 04/13/2015 on Elementary school in a... | +4 |
 actually, I found as a kid if you went backwards I.E: You pushed with your legs instead of pulling, you could build up speed really freaking quick. #402 -
hillbillypowpow (04/13/2015) [-] All those fucking plebs in crab tag or whatever the fuck the game was called were rolling forward like fucking fools. They had no idea of the power of backwards sliding. I was a king. | ||
| #96 - This isn't anger. This isn't rage, nor hate. This is s… | 04/11/2015 on Pure Rage | +2 |
| #17 - Picture | 04/10/2015 on Doctors orders | +1 |
| #240 - >inb4 SJW's **** on him because he's a white man | 04/10/2015 on SJWs | +1 |
| #21 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 04/08/2015 on Where'd he go? | +167 |
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| #93 - Not as bad as screaming in Sweden. [+] (6 new replies) | 04/08/2015 on Firecrackers vs Guns | +12 |
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| #22 - That's enough internet for today. | 04/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #231 - I haven't gotten anything too bad, thankfully. Most people… | 04/07/2015 on Old people | +1 |
| #219 - My first day on the register, I got the "Oh, it must be f… [+] (2 new replies) | 04/07/2015 on Old people | 0 |
| I haven't gotten anything too bad, thankfully. Most people are really nice and, you know, not annoying. The worst I dealt with was just today. Two women bought easily over 150 items, each. All of it was easter stuff priced at 50% off. But they insisted that it hadn't been discounted, and had me either confirm or override the price of every. single. item. This was at like 10 PM, and I had been there since 4:30. My store is open 24 hours, but after like 9:30 PM, they only have 1-2 registers open. Tonight, one of those registers was mine. As you can imagine, everyone who ended up behind these women was fucking pissed. Thankfully, they understood that it wasn't my fault, were not mad at me, and did not take it out on me. | ||
| #14 - Until I read the part about keeping your aim sharp, I thought … [+] (2 new replies) | 04/06/2015 on Whyyy | +4 |
 Squirrels can die of lead poisoning just like most other animals, so... #28 -
anon (04/06/2015) [-] Unless you want to kill the birds too you don't want actual lead filled seeds | ||
| #87 - It usually went like this, for me. "Hey, man, you wan… | 04/06/2015 on True | 0 |
| #21 - Just started as a cashier at walmart, myself. They started… | 04/06/2015 on self checkout | 0 |
| #146 - Picture | 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame | 0 |
| #145 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply) | 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame | 0 |
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| #96 - In my DnD campaign, one of the guys we deal with is a vampire … | 04/06/2015 on Easter news flash! | +1 |
| #63 - My roommate put a hot pocket in the microwave for well over 2 … | 04/06/2015 on Scumbag microwave | 0 |
| #113 - mfw no face | 04/06/2015 on If Avatar was realistic | +13 |
| #29 - Disable automatic redirects in your browser settings | 04/02/2015 on Adblock Plus | +1 |
| #122 - I don't get it. [+] (2 new replies) | 04/02/2015 on Admin changed my life | +1 |
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volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-] 
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
