volcanicdiarrhea
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| Gender: | male |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/28/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #4695 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #6721 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #759 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 57.62% (34/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 9% (9/100) Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win |
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| Content Views: | 4922 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 2 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 1169 |
| FJ Points: | 5059 |
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latest user's comments
| #274 - Rolled, deleted my account. "Trips decides my new use… | 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? | 0 |
| #56 - The neighbor beneath us would yell at all hours, keeping every… | 05/18/2015 on not sorry | +7 |
| #286 - Jesus-tapdancing-Christ, this **** happens every single… | 05/17/2015 on It's to big | 0 |
| #162 - Preparing for an 8:30 AM - 5:30 PM shift, tomorrow. | 05/17/2015 on Saturday night, what's... | 0 |
| #189 - If you suspect that you're the victim of a pizza whore, give t… | 05/15/2015 on The Tinder Games | 0 |
| #21 - Any other FJ'ers from Glen Burnie? [+] (1 new reply) | 05/14/2015 on Tree burning from lightning... | +1 |
| #347 - My laptop monitor took a **** and it would cost over $4… | 05/14/2015 on Tell Addy anything Thursday | +2 |
| #59 - My first thought was "Well, he only needs one pedal, anyw… | 05/12/2015 on the hunger games | +17 |
| #18 - Yes. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/11/2015 on Vampire | 0 |
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| #42 - She looks like my 7th grade English teacher... [+] (2 new replies) | 05/10/2015 on Muscle memory | +1 |
 I didnt know girls in the 7th grade were allowed to teach English. | ||
| #50 - How the **** do you shoot yourself in the nuts with not… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/10/2015 on What a headline | 0 |
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| #51 - I was severely worried when I got mentioned. | 05/10/2015 on Funnyjunk Comp | +1 |
| #303 - Oh, okay then. I'm not sure if I learned something new, ag… | 05/07/2015 on Medieval times facts | 0 |
| #295 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies) | 05/07/2015 on Medieval times facts | 0 |
 No, I was wrong. Chainmail is pretty useless agains arrows. That's why I deleted my comment. Oh, okay then. I'm not sure if I learned something new, again, or learned nothing at all. Thanks, regardless. | ||
| #288 - Don't arrows rip through chainmail like butter? [+] (5 new replies) | 05/07/2015 on Medieval times facts | 0 |
| No, I was wrong. Chainmail is pretty useless agains arrows. That's why I deleted my comment. Oh, okay then. I'm not sure if I learned something new, again, or learned nothing at all. Thanks, regardless. | ||
| #261 - Walmart cashier. When my light is out, I'm finishing up wi… | 05/06/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Starbucks... | +1 |
| #38 - Like many houses, I have a larger, inner door and a windowed, … [+] (1 new reply) | 05/05/2015 on When they knock on my door | 0 |
 Which happens at which point I would apologize for not seeing it and leave. The annoying shit is when people put a tiny sticker on a rock or something then yell at me about how thetes a sign. | ||
| #11 - I love it when they ignore the "NO SOLICITORS" sign … [+] (3 new replies) | 05/05/2015 on When they knock on my door | 0 |
| Technically, I don't sell anything when I go door to door. But I sure as hell don't knock on doors with those signs, for that exact reason. Y'all don't want to be bothered, and I'm cool with that. Now, if I ring a doorbell and don't see the sign...Start sweating and pray they don't answer. Like many houses, I have a larger, inner door and a windowed, outer one. The sign is on the inner door, so you can really only see it if it's closed. When it is open, I fully accept people knocking on the glass door, as they can't see the sign. Which happens at which point I would apologize for not seeing it and leave. The annoying shit is when people put a tiny sticker on a rock or something then yell at me about how thetes a sign. | ||
| #45 - Guards are searching for the party. One of them finds the … | 05/05/2015 on S | +1 |
| #232 - Yeah, she makes chainmail by hand. She coils wire around a… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/05/2015 on Prepare to die | +1 |
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| #175 - I just enlarged the image. Holy **** , how can a pho… | 05/04/2015 on Prepare to die | +1 |
| #48 - Nice work luke. | 05/04/2015 on Communication | 0 |
| #173 - I have just a standard set of dice and a chainmail dice bag. … [+] (4 new replies) | 05/04/2015 on Prepare to die | +1 |
| Yeah, she makes chainmail by hand. She coils wire around a rod and cuts the individual rings from the coils. I just enlarged the image. Holy shit, how can a phone make it that large but with such shitty quality? Seriously, what the fuck? | ||
| #163 - Yeah, it did a number on me, too. | 05/03/2015 on Internal combustion | 0 |
| #124 - A smoker recently gave me this advice; "Every day or … [+] (2 new replies) | 05/03/2015 on Internal combustion | +28 |
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volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-] 
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
