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#197 - No Malware here, Thanks Admin 08/17/2014 on Anyone still getting malware? 0
#263836 - I check this out and all I hear is "I'm a moderator of Fj… 05/17/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#95 - And its even worse that it's always the people least qualified… 03/11/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin: ADHD 0
#91 - Agree 100% mate. I've got a relatively mild case of it but sti…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin: ADHD 0
User avatar #92 - imaginativename (03/11/2014) [-]
exactly! thank you! its so fucking annoying!
#95 - voidwards (03/11/2014) [-]
And its even worse that it's always the people least qualified to make that decision. Like if a psychologist told me that he thinks ADHD isn't real I'd at least know that he has a reasonably high likelyhood of having a reason beyond, "Hurr Durr, My Pa treats 'ADHD' with his belt and that works fine". I actually had a guy tell me once that My ADHD could have been cured easily by my fathers belt.
#17 - Excellent argumentative tactic my worthy foe. Truly you hath b…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2013 on This is geting out of hand 0
#21 - quiescat (11/12/2013) [-]
#30 - tarromarran (11/12/2013) [-]
heheh shit like this is whats gonna make me miss fj...
#15 - How was that sexist in any way? Misandry is the hatred of and …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2013 on This is geting out of hand 0
User avatar #16 - nayhate (11/12/2013) [-]
fuck off
#17 - voidwards (11/12/2013) [-]
Excellent argumentative tactic my worthy foe. Truly you hath bested me this time. However I will recoup my losses and learn from this encounter... We WILL meet again on the field of battle for truth, justice, and right.
#21 - quiescat (11/12/2013) [-]
#30 - tarromarran (11/12/2013) [-]
heheh shit like this is whats gonna make me miss fj...
#13 - Feminism is good, but when Feminism becomes Misandry it become…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2013 on This is geting out of hand +2
User avatar #14 - nayhate (11/12/2013) [-]
all I heard from you is sexism
#15 - voidwards (11/12/2013) [-]
How was that sexist in any way? Misandry is the hatred of and desire to degrade males, Mysogeny is the hatred of and desire to degrade females. How is it sexist to say that hating either sex is wrong?
User avatar #16 - nayhate (11/12/2013) [-]
fuck off
#17 - voidwards (11/12/2013) [-]
Excellent argumentative tactic my worthy foe. Truly you hath bested me this time. However I will recoup my losses and learn from this encounter... We WILL meet again on the field of battle for truth, justice, and right.
#21 - quiescat (11/12/2013) [-]
#30 - tarromarran (11/12/2013) [-]
heheh shit like this is whats gonna make me miss fj...
#2 - well considering those first 3 require upwards of 6 YEARS of s… 09/24/2013 on ifother professions were... 0
#79 - Does a Legion count as a weapon?  [+] (17 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. +135
#927 - Temperance (09/24/2013) [-]
A Legion of Roman Soldiers might actually be liability in a zombie apocalypse, every human can potentially be a zombie...and you now have thousands of potential zombies.
User avatar #1532 - thegrimreaver (09/25/2013) [-]
Obviously, you've never read "The Zombie Survival Handbook." Towards the end, they have a section called Recorded Attacks, which is basically stories of zombie outbreaks throughout history. In it, it talks about a single cohort of 300 Roman legionaries in England fighting a mob of like 8000 zombies that came from the north, and only losing something like 17 men. They achieved this by digging two ditches in an inwardly narrowing funnel, leaving just a narrow gap for the zombies to come through. The ditches were filled with spikes and naptha, and set aflame. The legionaries then butchered the zombies that came through the gap, making it so the hoard could not surround them.

When it was all said in done, the Romans sent out Army Order 66, which details everything they knew about zombies, how to kill them, and tactics, which was then distributed throughout the empire. It's implied that this one battle is what prompted Emperor Hadrian to build his famous wall across Britannia, to keep any horde like that one out.
User avatar #1552 - Temperance (09/25/2013) [-]
Actually skipped the "Recorded Attacks" section...read everything else.
#1357 - anonymous (09/24/2013) [-]
But it's harder to infect them due to their armor preventing biting. Plus the Roman phalanx, testudo, and the fact they are all trained with swords (which never have to reload, obviously), they'd be better off than most.
User avatar #1525 - Temperance (09/24/2013) [-]
Granted, I'm not saying commanding a Legion through the zombie apocalypse would be a bad way to go, but things could definitely get out of hand very quickly.
#759 - thatquickbrownfox (09/24/2013) [-]
I think you just came up with a brilliant movie idea.
User avatar #678 - sneleoparden (09/24/2013) [-]
I was just thinking if my Spartan army counted
User avatar #668 - burdensomebucket (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm envious... I can't play it. It wont go past 7 frames per second.
User avatar #961 - Zaxplab (09/24/2013) [-]
Same problem man. Same problem.


except I got some hats in TF2
User avatar #690 - duntazemebrah (09/24/2013) [-]
have you tried patch 3 beta? could solve the problem
User avatar #702 - burdensomebucket (09/24/2013) [-]
Yup. Still super laggy. Even on the lowest graphics setting
User avatar #715 - riggyrigs (09/24/2013) [-]
if i can comfort you, it is not your pc. Game has a terrible optimization. i saw some HD 4000 running it smooth on high, and gtx 600s running at 6 fps on low. Like shogun 2 we'll have to wait a year to play an otpimized game
User avatar #410 - historybuff (09/24/2013) [-]
Right there with you bro. I got the entire United States Army.
User avatar #405 - swodah (09/24/2013) [-]
If so, does a Battleship from Sins of solar empire count, cus if it does i think im good, shit can bombard planets and all, else i got some awsome guns from Dead space 3.
#264 - beerholder (09/24/2013) [-]
their faces when zombies
User avatar #1251 - Encarna (09/24/2013) [-]
"Fresh"
#965 - croogzpvp (09/24/2013) [-]
#6 - Maybe then we'll finally have enough DAKKA 09/24/2013 on m 16 usa, u? 0
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