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Date Signed Up:1/03/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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    Butters is right sometimes Butters is right sometimes
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    It hurts,man! It hurts,man!
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    Instant diabeetus Instant diabeetus
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    When my gf dumped me When my gf dumped me
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    Deal with it Deal with it

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User avatar #157 - Sandisky (08/02/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 6,078** I haven't forgotten, Vlad.
User avatar #158 to #157 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 7,882** Well,i thought you died,or just abandoned FJ to get a life. I am stuck here
User avatar #159 to #158 - Sandisky (08/06/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 7,718** Died? No... abandoned FJ to get a life? Kind of. I'm going to come here again though, I more or less have my **** together so that's good
User avatar #160 to #159 - Sandisky (08/06/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 7,416**Also I missed you you kunt
User avatar #161 to #160 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 2,821** What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I ’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been invo l ved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just an other target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #162 to #161 - Sandisky (08/06/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 0,338** lol, "ass in the navy seals"
User avatar #163 to #162 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 4,411** It's been so long,yet nobody rolled quads
User avatar #164 to #163 - Sandisky (08/07/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 9,891** 2 years now? However long, it's been the best time of my life <3
User avatar #165 to #164 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 7,923** God damn,I'm bad at rolling. I remember I met you on the random board
User avatar #166 to #165 - Sandisky (08/08/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 8,545** is that where it was? We're not bad at rolling we just haven't prayed for it hard enough
User avatar #167 to #166 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 5,136** We haven't raised our dongers high enough
User avatar #168 to #167 - Sandisky (08/09/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 0,932** so let's raise the bitches! ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #169 to #168 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 9,522** ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ༼ ºلº ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل ͡◉༽୨ (ง ° ل °)ง ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ༼ ºلº ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل ͡◉༽୨ (ง ° ل °)ง ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ༼ ºلº ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل ͡◉༽୨ (ง ° ل °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ༼ ºلº ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل ͡◉༽୨ (ง ° ل °)ง ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ༼ ºلº ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل ͡◉༽୨ (ง ° ل °)ง ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ༼ ºلº ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل ͡◉༽୨ (ง ° ل °)ง
User avatar #153 - Sandisky (05/21/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 3,044**please forgive me
User avatar #154 to #153 - vladturtu ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 4,718** Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
User avatar #155 to #154 - Sandisky (05/21/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 2,617** Srs? Of course I have, Jesus is a pretty cool guy
User avatar #156 to #155 - vladturtu ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 8,430** I heard he has been lifting for our sins
#143 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4,888**
quads outta fukken nowhere
User avatar #144 to #143 - vladturtu ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 1,744** you're not sandisky
User avatar #145 to #144 - Sandisky (04/04/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 5,032** It was me the whole time! You've been rused!
User avatar #146 to #145 - vladturtu ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 6,178** God damnit. Stop changing your personalities
User avatar #147 to #146 - Sandisky (04/04/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 3,033** lol no thx
User avatar #148 to #147 - vladturtu ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 2,427** You almost got quads. ALMOST
User avatar #149 to #148 - Sandisky (04/04/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 8,923** Yes but if almost was good enough this would have stopped loooong ago
#150 to #149 - vladturtu ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 7,002** The fun in this is that.... THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
User avatar #151 to #150 - Sandisky (04/04/2014) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 6,150**And I never want it to <3
User avatar #152 to #151 - vladturtu ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 5,456** I missed you buddy
User avatar #125 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 0,524**
>implying Sandisky is done rolling
User avatar #126 to #125 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 3,153**
<3 you're back finally
User avatar #127 to #126 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 2,306**
yes, I plan on visiting this site slightly more frequently too
User avatar #130 to #127 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 1,850**
then stop failing at quads
User avatar #131 to #130 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 1,179**
make me
User avatar #132 to #131 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 3,848** i'm trying
User avatar #133 to #132 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 6,293** Try harder
User avatar #134 to #133 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 2,978** How hard?
User avatar #135 to #134 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 6,260** hard like i like it bb
User avatar #136 to #135 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 4,054** i can give it to you reaaaaally hard
User avatar #137 to #136 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 5,601** I'm waiting bic boi
User avatar #138 to #137 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 4,050** i come with two chopstick, i shove up your ass
User avatar #139 to #138 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 9,234** I can't wait
User avatar #140 to #139 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 4,639** i kill your whole family
User avatar #141 to #140 - Sandisky (08/16/2013) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 3,193**Just make sure I get those chopsticks in first
User avatar #142 to #141 - vladturtu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
**vladturtu rolls 4,199** and my fist ;)
User avatar #119 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
What the hell man?
User avatar #120 to #119 - vladturtu ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Sorry,but it wasn't working out anymore. I think we should find other people to date.

(I deleted some of the people on my friend lists because I was receiving weird PM's)
User avatar #121 to #120 - Leopard (07/26/2013) [-]
Why are you breaking up with me over the internet?
User avatar #122 to #121 - vladturtu ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
You haven't called me in a while,no text messages.
User avatar #123 to #122 - Leopard (07/27/2013) [-]
I.. I don't even have your number.
#124 to #123 - vladturtu ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
You lied to me
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