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    oh the irony oh the irony

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#75 - Americans have it so hard, they can't host a party with alcoho…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on The shit that happens in... +1
User avatar #99 - camslayer (10/30/2014) [-]
I was drinking beer in the street after a party when I was 16, the police stopped me and asked me how old I was and I was truthful then they laughed and said don't let anyone else see you with that beer. Britfag btw
#31 - Irish* 09/27/2014 on So this Happened in my... -1
#148 - I blame Boozed Up Brits Abroad for that statistic, and party strips! 09/26/2014 on Tourists 0
#94 - The Brazen Bull was actually from Ancient Greece, it was alleg… 09/26/2014 on Worst torture methods of... 0
#40 - Golden Compass. 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film 0
#47 - Mine goes: The Redeemed - Memphis May Fire New Ye… 09/03/2014 on Offend everyone +2
#128217 - That's a beauty  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#128218 - brohd (09/03/2014) [-]
I love looking at the collage of artwork, went through everyone and dl'd high quality art a few months back lol
#128220 - brohd (09/03/2014) [-]
shitty organization skills tho hah, need to relabel
#128213 - How much music do you guys have on your iTunes?  [+] (32 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #128247 - geothermal (09/03/2014) [-]
>itunes
>lel

I actually only have 42 songs on my itunes, but i have something like 600+ songs on my computer in torrented mp3's
User avatar #128221 - iridium (09/03/2014) [-]
Last I checked, something like 4700 songs?
#128219 - ultrablue (09/03/2014) [-]
#128227 - themagicwizard (09/03/2014) [-]
LOL U A SHORT SONGS NIGGA
User avatar #128233 - ultrablue (09/03/2014) [-]
OR MAYBE JUST LESS MEMORY WASTING FILES! HMMMM??? HOW BOUT DAT
#128259 - themagicwizard (09/03/2014) [-]
My entire music library is in ogg vorbis
#128327 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
isn't that pretty small files?
User avatar #128334 - themagicwizard (09/04/2014) [-]
┬┐Que?
#128336 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
aren't those smaller files? not very familiar with the format tbh
User avatar #128341 - themagicwizard (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh, ogg vorbis. I had no idea what you were referring to because I can't read. Yeah, they're small files. I think it's used in video games a lot because the files are so small and pretty good quality, so they can save on space.
#128345 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
oh I see cool man
#128260 - ultrablue (09/03/2014) [-]
Only the best for you
#128253 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
>Less than perfect audio files
User avatar #128256 - ultrablue (09/03/2014) [-]
AAC files are the same quality as 320 kbps but take up a shit load of less space

The only other higher quality is FLAC which takes up ungodly amounts of space and you can't even play them on itunes anyway. I guess wav files are up there, but they also take up fucking hideous amounts of space. I'd shoot myself if I was wasting that much memory.

Get cultured, faggot
#128329 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
alac bruh
User avatar #128330 - ultrablue (09/04/2014) [-]
Takes the same amount of space as FLAC up. Don't care. Not worth it.
#128331 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
that's cool, I like to get it when I can. is that pic you have the castle record? I just got a copy shipped out
User avatar #128332 - ultrablue (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. That's awesome, I haven't met anyone on here who listens to him. I bought the digital copy off bandcamp a few months ago. It's pretty great.

I've really been enjoying the album he put out with Has-Lo about a month ago. It's fantastic.
#128335 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
I ordered 2 oddisee records 2 castle records and a few others like 2 months ago from mellos website and they just shipped out today, I actually forgot about them haha.

whats the new one called? live like your dead or something like that right?
User avatar #128337 - ultrablue (09/04/2014) [-]
Yup that's it. Have you heard the new Open Mike Eagle record?
#128339 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
funny you should say that.. that's one of the ones that just shipped haha
haven't really listened to It yet, 1 time, maybe right now I will.

might cop that castle and haslo too
User avatar #128340 - ultrablue (09/04/2014) [-]
I have the physical copy of that one as well. It's actually one of my favorite releases so far this year. Maybe his best work yet.

You should, they really work well together bouncing vocals off one another and splitting the production duties.
#128342 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
damn man, living in canda they want 38$ for shipping haha
User avatar #128344 - ultrablue (09/04/2014) [-]
Hayzoos that's a bit absurd haha. I probably wouldn't do it lol
#128347 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
ya trying to save money to pay my car off, gonna get it shipped to US and pick it up, 18$ only.

Anyways got home work, just got out of class fuck, peace man

User avatar #128348 - ultrablue (09/04/2014) [-]
Lata, dude
#128232 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
117 GB
-Kaisakuenkou
User avatar #128216 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
0 gb

Surprisingly, I have 10 gb of porn though...
#128215 - brohd (09/03/2014) [-]
coming up on a milestone
User avatar #128217 - vladmir (09/03/2014) [-]
That's a beauty
#128218 - brohd (09/03/2014) [-]
I love looking at the collage of artwork, went through everyone and dl'd high quality art a few months back lol
#128220 - brohd (09/03/2014) [-]
shitty organization skills tho hah, need to relabel
#128212 - Planet Telex is one of my favourites  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #128234 - imonaboatman (09/03/2014) [-]
Planet Telex live is a religious experience.
#41 - An interesting thing to see people do on this site is to put y…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Offend everyone +2
User avatar #109 - potaetosak (09/03/2014) [-]
Here goes nothing: My taste in music may or may not be shitty

In My Home - Young the Giant
Wash. - Bon Iver
The Penalty - Beirut
Careless - Beach Fossils
Sometime Around Midnight - The Airborne Toxic Event
I Love Her - Harry Connick, Jr.
Moondance - Micheal Buble
Red Wine Mistakes Mythology - Jack Johnson
Why I Cry - Best Coast
Lorelai - Fleet Foxes
#104 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/03/2014) [-]
Attero Dominatus-Sabaton
No Quarter-Alestorm
Shipwrecked-Alestorm
End of an Empire-Turisas
War of the Thrones-Blind Guardian
Noldor-Blind Guardian
That Famous Ol' Spiced-Alestorm
Uprising-Sabaton
The Great escape-Turisas
Mirror Mirror-Blind Guardian
User avatar #97 - xJCLx (09/03/2014) [-]
1. Rock Me Amadeus- Falco
2. The Cowboy in the Continental Suit- Marty Robbins
3. m.A.A.d City- Kendrick Lamar
4. Siberian Love Affairs- Diablo Swing Orchestra
5. 1000 Flammen- Eisbrecher
6. Around the Bend- The Asteroids Galaxy Tour
7. Going Through Changes- Eminem
8. Feuer Frei- Rammstein
9. American Pie- Don McLean
10. Still D.R.E.- Dr Dre
User avatar #93 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
Sick little games - All time low
Flaws - Bastille
Local man ruins everything - The wonder years
Underdog - You and me at six
Quicksand - The story so far
Middle fingers up - Attila
California (Hustle and Flow) - Social Distortion
Calling all skeletons - Alkaline Trio
Closer to the edge - Thirty seconds to mars
Addicted to pain - Alter Bridge
#89 - dissectedtesticle (09/03/2014) [-]
Kyle Eastwood - Paris Blue
Mischief Brew - Children Play with Matches, Start a Fire
Type O Negative - Nettie
Mary Elizabeth McGlynn - Hell Frozen Rain
Akira Yamaoka - Promise
The Heavy - Short Change Hero
Brocas Helm - Cry of the Banshee
Blind Guardian - Battlefield
Tiamat - Cain
Bach - Little Fugue in G minor
User avatar #88 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2014) [-]
Eminem-my darling
nirvana-heart shaped box
tim minchin-fuck the poor
foo fighters-the pretender
laid blak-my eyes are red
tantskii-spitfire part 3
the police-roxanne
jackass-party boy theme song
bo burnham-i fuck sluts
matt corby-first things first
i have a very varied music taste
User avatar #81 - iamkagji (09/03/2014) [-]
Lost Horizon - The One
Sirenia - Voices Within
Sonata Arctica - White Pearl, Black Ocean
Lost Horizon - Sworn in the Metal Wind
Dragonforce - Operation Ground and Pound
Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot
Blind Guardian - War of Wrath
Dreamtale - My Only WIsh
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Dropkick Murphys - Rose Tattoo
User avatar #80 - deadinferno (09/03/2014) [-]
Giorgio By Moroder - Daft Punk
Some Chords - DeadmauFive
A.D.H.D - Kendrick Lamar
Clean Living - RJD2
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
High Court - Ball Park Music
The Prime Time of your Life - Daft Punk
Motherboard - Daft Punk
Never Miss a Beat - Kaiser Chiefs
Nepal - San Cisco

User avatar #78 - superbla (09/03/2014) [-]
Under the waves - Pendulum
Regretroid - Starbomb
Here comes the Sun - The Beatles
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - Flight of the Conchords
Plasticworld - Pendulum
Slanderous - Machine Head
Black or White - Michael Jackson
Evil Angel - Breaking Benjamin
Panic Attack - Dream Theater
You Make Me Feel So Young - Frank Sinatra
#61 - ettne (09/03/2014) [-]
the irish rovers- bonnie kellswater
beast- nico vega
the dragon lies bleeding- hammerfall
this present state of grace- flogging molly
imaginations from the other side- blind guardian
ashes to ashes- blind guardian
the harp jam- molly hatchet
the wanderlust- flogging molly
crummy stuff- ramones
nehalennia- heidevolk
User avatar #58 - eshaythewolf (09/03/2014) [-]
1. The Black Keys - Lonely boy.
2. Marina and The Diamonds - Girls girls girls
3. Bon Jovi - You give love a bad name.
4. The Offspring - Self esteem
5. Mumford and Sons - I will wait
6. The Kooks - Naive
7. Vanessa Mae - The Devil's trill
8. Blue Swede - Hooked on a feeling
9. Hilary Hahn - Bach Partita no. 2
10. Kuroshitsuji Soundtrack - Dance macabre.
User avatar #55 - emiyashirou (09/03/2014) [-]
1. Halyosy - The World's End Umbrella
2. Fujita Maiko - Nee
3. Bump of Chicken - K
4. Soraru - Wave
5. Mafumafu - Fire Flower
6. Halyosy - Natsu no Owari, Koi no Hajimari
7. T.M. Revolution x Mizuki Nana - Preserved Roses
8. Nico Nico Douga Tabiemaki off-vocal
9. Itou Kashitarou - Shounen to Mahou no Robot
10. Nico Nico Douga Tabiemaki (having both the off-vocal and the vocal version on here is awkward, I have over 1500 songs on my playlist, so giving an 11th one)
11. Pokota - Ai Kotoba II
Yes, pretty much my entire playlist is either instrumental or Japanese, what'cha gonna do about it?

User avatar #95 - tallzed (09/03/2014) [-]
Have you heard of Maximum The Hormone?
#51 - nickdaswagger (09/03/2014) [-]
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
Darude - Sandstorm
User avatar #49 - savirleo (09/03/2014) [-]
Twilight of the Thunder God-Amon Amarth
No Fear for the Setting Sun-Amon Amarth
To Tame a Land-Iron Maiden
Stone Cold-Payday the Heist OST
Right in Two-Tool
In the Name of the Unity-Sins of a Solar Empire OST
2 Minutes to Midnight-Iron Maiden
Fallen Thunder-Total War Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai OST
The Forgotten-Total War Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai OST
Adios-Don Omar
User avatar #45 - migzdgreat (09/03/2014) [-]
Bad Guy - Eminem
It's not you - DFD
So Much Better - Eminem
Groundhog Day - Eminem
Word -DFD
Tiny Glowing Screens pt 2 - Watsky
The Recipe - Kendrick Lamar
Hell of a Life - Kanye West
Clarity - Zedd (Brillz Remix)
Mercy - G.O.O.D. Music


I haven't downloaded a lot of songs yet.
User avatar #47 - vladmir (09/03/2014) [-]
Mine goes:

The Redeemed - Memphis May Fire
New Years Day - Scooter
Amish Paradise - Weird Al
The Day I Tried To Live - Soundgarden
Trust - Thrice
Straight A's - Sleigh Bells
Dark Days - Parkway Drive
Snap (Demo) - Slipknot
faust arp - Radiohead
Severe Punishment - Wu Tang Clan

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User avatar #4 - aguta (01/03/2013) [-]
why joseph, why?
User avatar #1 - telephonicdevice (11/23/2011) [-]
I took your profile's comment virginity. How does that make you feel?
User avatar #2 to #1 - vladmir (11/24/2011) [-]
used, violated, loved ;)
#3 to #2 - telephonicdevice (11/25/2011) [-]
I just got so happy I poo'd a little.
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