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Date Signed Up:7/31/2012
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    Oh Misha... Oh Misha...
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    What a twist! What a twist!
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    Snipers Snipers
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    Tumblr Plays Bingo Tumblr Plays Bingo
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latest user's comments

#63 - Noooo... it's because women can't aim. 2 hours ago on that's a bit sexist. 0
#24 - Picture 2 hours ago on Team feeltress +2
#4 - Picture 8 hours ago on A royal compilation +1
#10 - My favourite. 8 hours ago on Witty title +18
#17 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 8 hours ago on best suicide attempt i've... +77
User avatar #77 - kyleassante (1 hour ago) [-]
Imaging that guy scaling the wall dressed up as captain falcon and was like "falcon kick" then proceeded to say "show me ya moves" until that kid didn't want to kill himself or just sit outside his window anymore.
#24 - fuckoutthewhey (7 hours ago) [-]
if this happened here in america the person being saved would have then sued the police department and make this poor hero lose his job. yay america's stupid law system
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10 minutes ago) [-]
See here's my problem: if someone wants to die, why not let them?
#75 - wreckedcar (1 hour ago) [-]
well yeah we can see that on the many people the us police kills every day. They always get sued and fired for that...not. Sick shit, right?
User avatar #47 - jouten (4 hours ago) [-]
America would execute the guy attempting suicide, because suicide is illegal
#69 - ballsofearth (2 hours ago) [-]
well... it's true...
User avatar #40 - Fgner (5 hours ago) [-]
If they use excessive force, maybe. However suicide is "kind of" illegal - and if you're in an area that it isn't, the system will happily accept that you were attempting a murder before allowing someone (especially an officer of the law) to go to prison for saving someone's life.

User avatar #41 - retardxatxlarge (5 hours ago) [-]
Its the same thing as tackling someone out from in front of an oncoming vehicle and breaking their rib or something. They would see the broken rib as the lesser of the two evils.
User avatar #39 - capslockrage (5 hours ago) [-]
Ooh yeah, let's just hate on countries for things they MIGHT do for no reason. Man you are so cool and edgy
User avatar #26 - burdensomebucket (7 hours ago) [-]
Wasn't that the plot from The Incredibles?
User avatar #45 - konradkurze (4 hours ago) [-]
Mr Incredible "hey i saved your life"
Retard: "you didnt save my life you ruined my death"
User avatar #23 - azroth (7 hours ago) [-]
get shit done, son
#97 - And consequently, the biggest guns. So don't **** …  [+] (9 new replies) 8 hours ago on By the Power of Anglo! +4
User avatar #99 - levvy (8 hours ago) [-]
Slavs have bigger dicks and bigger guns.
User avatar #121 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
Slavs have smaller guns. Do the slavs have the GAU-8? Or a working railgun?
User avatar #122 - levvy (7 hours ago) [-]
Soviet had a Railgun, but they have bigger dicks so thats all that matters.
#143 - certifiedidiot (6 hours ago) [-]
Jesus, you sure seem to love big cocks.
User avatar #123 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
The very concept of a Railgun did not exist on earth until long after the soviet union fell.
And they still don't have the GAU-8, or even something close to it.
User avatar #124 - levvy (7 hours ago) [-]
Soviet had an Atomic that could crack the earth in two.

Stop taking little dick.
User avatar #126 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah? I got a shovel that can crack the earth in two. One of those two pieces happens to be approximately the size of the earth, and the other piece is whatever fits in the shovel.
#131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (7 hours ago) [-]
you're debating a shitposter
I think you might already know this, but this is just a heads-up in case you don't
User avatar #132 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
I know. I'm doing it while being a horribly irritating fart-knocker. I do this all the time, it can be interesting seeing them flounder.
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Gifs Comps 0
User avatar #26 - egosumproxi (7 hours ago) [-]
Still can't see that one and not laugh.
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Random stuff +59
#12 - anonasuser (15 hours ago) [-]
i request the addition of the guy trying to get the sun in his fingers
#48 - SIG 553. 19 hours ago on guns and personality 0
#32 - I don't see Silat anywhere. 10/24/2014 on Any FJ'ers doing martial arts? 0

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