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#94 - I actually laughed out loud at something on FJ.... I haven't d… 12/29/2012 on Excuse me, what? 0
#4 - But then they'd get no money! So it cant be them 12/28/2012 on Christmas +2
#158 - I... I thought google chrome saved me... That I was finally fr…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/24/2012 on The Answer +159
#208 - thisotherdude (12/24/2012) [-]
One does not simply leave the hivemind that is funnyjunk.
#180 - buttplugmaster (12/24/2012) [-]
Mr. Bones says...
User avatar #179 - rancranrancran (12/24/2012) [-]
You can check out any time you like, but you cant ever leave!
#170 - tiberioustyphr (12/24/2012) [-]
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YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE.
User avatar #242 - harbingerwolf (12/24/2012) [-]
Sauce?
Havent seen many good effects in horror movies lately.
User avatar #331 - tiberioustyphr (12/25/2012) [-]
Ummm...I wanna say 'The Fly 2'
User avatar #333 - harbingerwolf (12/25/2012) [-]
Thought it seemed family, only seen it once a long while ago, have to watch it again some time. If only movies still had as much practical effects these days.
#165 - immortalfear (12/24/2012) [-]
#162 - brothergrimm (12/24/2012) [-]
Free from FJ? there is no freedom my good man........
#526 - Oh but I must explain. I can see them in notifications and whe… 12/18/2012 on Great News 0
#36 - I thought 4th season was ******* incredible. How … 12/18/2012 on Breaking Bad Drawing! +1
#79 - Guise guise what if, what if it's preserved in a way that it c… 12/18/2012 on wtf nature? -8
#272 - Cleared cache and already use chrome. Nothing changed. Oh well…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Great News 0
#298 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
DaShae's face when s/he realizes that if vishnapalm couldn't read comment replies, there's no way they'd be having this conversation.

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User avatar #526 - vishnapalm (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh but I must explain. I can see them in notifications and when I click top comment or a comment from a person's profile. However I cannot see them when I'm just scrolling through content.
#237 - Huh? No I do. I'm saying that on FJ if there's a comment, I ca…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Great News 0
User avatar #243 - DaShae (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh holy crap. For some reason I just read part of your sentence...

This is what i read:

"General question to you guys... blah blah blah... Anyone know why this is happening?
I need to start sleeping normally... Sorry for the confusion.

Try clearing your cache, using a better browser (Firefox, Chrome) etc.
User avatar #272 - vishnapalm (12/18/2012) [-]
Cleared cache and already use chrome. Nothing changed. Oh well, thanks anyways!
#298 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
DaShae's face when s/he realizes that if vishnapalm couldn't read comment replies, there's no way they'd be having this conversation.

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User avatar #526 - vishnapalm (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh but I must explain. I can see them in notifications and when I click top comment or a comment from a person's profile. However I cannot see them when I'm just scrolling through content.
#224 - General question to you guys. For some reason I cant see the r…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Great News 0
User avatar #232 - DaShae (12/18/2012) [-]
Have you not heard of what Westboro Baptist church have been doing over the past few years?
User avatar #237 - vishnapalm (12/18/2012) [-]
Huh? No I do. I'm saying that on FJ if there's a comment, I can't see the replies to the comment.
User avatar #243 - DaShae (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh holy crap. For some reason I just read part of your sentence...

This is what i read:

"General question to you guys... blah blah blah... Anyone know why this is happening?
I need to start sleeping normally... Sorry for the confusion.

Try clearing your cache, using a better browser (Firefox, Chrome) etc.
User avatar #272 - vishnapalm (12/18/2012) [-]
Cleared cache and already use chrome. Nothing changed. Oh well, thanks anyways!
#298 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
DaShae's face when s/he realizes that if vishnapalm couldn't read comment replies, there's no way they'd be having this conversation.

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User avatar #526 - vishnapalm (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh but I must explain. I can see them in notifications and when I click top comment or a comment from a person's profile. However I cannot see them when I'm just scrolling through content.
#24 - I doubt many people think this person is serious. They just th… 12/16/2012 on BUSTED! +7
#22 - I dont think anyone thinks these are serious... some people ju… 12/16/2012 on BUSTED! +2
#10 - Even if I can do some type of work without the computer at all… 12/15/2012 on Distractions 0
#229 - Funny thing is I'm pretty sure I recognize the dancing guy in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Alone +5
User avatar #618 - grahamernazi (12/12/2012) [-]
Duh. It's Zakk Wylde!
#66 - I'm from New Jersey and I like the people I go to school with... 12/06/2012 on Biology Class +7
#215 - I too do not get it 12/04/2012 on Well Geoff? 0
#67 - Oh also if everyone hates it as much as they say they do then …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2012 on BURN 0
#158 - bannon (12/04/2012) [-]
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I like to look at it from this perspective:

People like to moan about their lives!

I'm doing my Masters in Mechanical Engineering and even though the work can be difficult, it's actually really interesting. However, after 10 weeks of hearing about ball bearings and lubricated liquids, they have lost their innuendo. So be wary! In return, check out what some engineers can do in their spare time
#71 - themapestree (12/04/2012) [-]
It's pretty difficult to know if you'll really like it until you get into the EE classes. While you should definitely take credit for Calc AB, I would consider giving up credit for BC and taking it over again in college. EE is a ton of integration and you'll need as much foundation as you can get. My experience is that college teaches it at a higher level than AP mandates, so you'll learn more taking it again and get a nice grade boost in the process. AP Physics E&M will give you the closest thing you can get to the subject while in high school, but it still is not even close to the real thing. As for why people stay with it when they hate it: if you can't stand one minute of the subject, you probably shouldn't be studying it for a living. A lot of people do it because there is a lot of money in it and people look up to you for working in the field. But if you really want to do it and have the ability, go for it! The tech industry is a great place to be right now. Where are you looking for school?
#66 - Serious question. I'm a senior in high school and planning to …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/04/2012 on BURN +1
#103 - bunkerman (12/04/2012) [-]
Most colleges have a rigorous Engineering program [assuming they're a valid Engineering school]. For the most part, all your AP credits are good for is to get a head start with classes. Those credits should put you two semesters ahead in your Calculus and Physics classes, which can be a mixed bag.

You'll have all the harder classes earlier than everyone else [especially Differentiable Equations, the big sorter for the major], which means you can't exactly go to your friend down the hall to see if they can explain that crap any better.

On the other side, you can either have a relatively easy Senior year or have the option to take a semester to pursue something such as a Co-Op or internship, which can be a fairly large advantage to getting a valid job out of college.

Just a fair warning though, your first semester will be hell [regardless if you go for a refresher course or new math]. At first, you'll wonder how it can be so bad. Then you'll have three papers, ten hours of homework, and a midterm to study for appear out of nowhere. My big thing was being afraid of going to the bathroom without doing something productive, seeing as at that point any time used unproductively is taken out of sleep time... Which can be bad if you like to hibernate for 10 hours a day.

It's a lot of work, but it's well worth it. Even the crappy internships are pretty good pay, and you can do some amazing stuff. Look into Big Data Science, you might like it.
User avatar #100 - StumpDawg (12/04/2012) [-]
Although you could get out of Calc 1 & 2, I suggest you do not. Professors tend to teach odd methods, at least in my experience, which will continue into calc 3. The physics isnt too big of a deal to skip. although I passed the Phy AB with a 4, i still took Phy 1 at my school. It was simple kinematics in the begging, and ended with statics and momentum. as long as you have a grasp on those, go straight into 2, which for me was more about charges and magnets.
Depending on where you live, and your willingness to travel, I would highly recomend the University of rhode Island. As far as price vs quality goes, it was one of my top choices. Any students chosen for the engineering program the live on campus are placed into "living and learning communities" where all, or most, students in the building will be engineering students.
Food- all you can eat buffet style, quality pretty good
rooms- 2 to 3 person rooms (1 if youre really lucky) decent amount of space, newly renovated
Major party school. Its hard to go three days without stumbling across a party, and its hard to go a day without seeing someone smoking pot in public
One major fun thing to do is the twice semesterly humans vs zombies where the whole campus turns into a giant game of manhunt with nurfguns and zombies. (some one made a post outlining it a few years ago www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/231904/Zombiefest/)
Good luck
#104 - bunkerman (12/04/2012) [-]
Also, listen to this guy. He's got a good grasp of things.

I've got a couple of friends that go to URI for the Engineering program, they like it. I'm currently at UMass Amherst, but I'm probably going to transfer to WPI later on. They have too much bias in their higher level classes pushing people towards alternative energy, etc.
User avatar #73 - rplix (12/04/2012) [-]
Might as well take Calculus again in college to make freshman year a review year.
User avatar #67 - vishnapalm (12/04/2012) [-]
Oh also if everyone hates it as much as they say they do then why do they continue to take it? Is it because of the job opportunities/stability it provides as well as the paycheck?
#158 - bannon (12/04/2012) [-]
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I like to look at it from this perspective:

People like to moan about their lives!

I'm doing my Masters in Mechanical Engineering and even though the work can be difficult, it's actually really interesting. However, after 10 weeks of hearing about ball bearings and lubricated liquids, they have lost their innuendo. So be wary! In return, check out what some engineers can do in their spare time
#71 - themapestree (12/04/2012) [-]
It's pretty difficult to know if you'll really like it until you get into the EE classes. While you should definitely take credit for Calc AB, I would consider giving up credit for BC and taking it over again in college. EE is a ton of integration and you'll need as much foundation as you can get. My experience is that college teaches it at a higher level than AP mandates, so you'll learn more taking it again and get a nice grade boost in the process. AP Physics E&M will give you the closest thing you can get to the subject while in high school, but it still is not even close to the real thing. As for why people stay with it when they hate it: if you can't stand one minute of the subject, you probably shouldn't be studying it for a living. A lot of people do it because there is a lot of money in it and people look up to you for working in the field. But if you really want to do it and have the ability, go for it! The tech industry is a great place to be right now. Where are you looking for school?
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#184 - A lot of people on here will just up front say beats are … 12/03/2012 on Welcome to the new age +2
#194 - Nor are they allowed in majority of professions... that's why … 12/02/2012 on Stereotyping 0
#121 - Which university is this might I ask?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on ooops +1
User avatar #154 - MonkeyCheez (11/28/2012) [-]
Umass amherst
#35 - Okay I'm getting kinda tired of these posts. The one on the le…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Hitlerious +7
#45 - mrhirxes (11/18/2012) [-]
He got rejected from art school not long before the war.

Probably a jew who run it considering he went after the jew.
User avatar #53 - xXthabeastXx (11/18/2012) [-]
He was rejected because he wasn't adept at drawing the human body. They said that his architectural paintings were very good.
#46 - fuckyosixtyminutes (11/18/2012) [-]
By that logic it must have been a gay Jewish Communist gypsy Catholic.
#48 - mrhirxes (11/18/2012) [-]
#108 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2012 on MERMAID +4
#121 - ernes (11/16/2012) [-]
#118 - derpit has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - kandazz (11/16/2012) [-]
Wat.
#109 - ihavenoname (11/16/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU I'M A BOX.
#104 - Is this freaking anyone else out?....  [+] (8 new replies) 11/16/2012 on MERMAID +6
#107 - ihavenoname (11/16/2012) [-]
YUP
#124 - maskedhippo (11/16/2012) [-]
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
#126 - ihavenoname (11/16/2012) [-]
my ocd is kicking in.....
#108 - vishnapalm (11/16/2012) [-]
#121 - ernes (11/16/2012) [-]
#118 - derpit has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - kandazz (11/16/2012) [-]
Wat.
#109 - ihavenoname (11/16/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU I'M A BOX.
#144 - I know.... It's a joke... Then again I don't blame you. Lookin… 11/07/2012 on Crippled Blacks 0
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