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#232 - What does the color of your name mean? Or what determines how …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Touche user, Touche 0
User avatar #252 - dragonpaint (05/19/2013) [-]
Date of signup
I signed up in January 2009
The older the account, the bluer the name is
#78 - NO YOU'RE BARTY CROUCH JR  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Tennant is best doctor +36
User avatar #274 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/12/2013) [-]
During the Shakespeare episode when he's talking about Harry Potter he should have been like "J.K. is a marvelous woman, she even let me have a cameo after I befriended her, and showed her some real magic!" Whovians and Potterheads squees would have been heard round the world.
#115 - jjholt (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 - AreyouSerious (05/12/2013) [-]
No he's the doctor playing Barney Crouch Jr.
User avatar #119 - wankershimm (05/12/2013) [-]
...The doctor IS a timelord, Thats his race, like we are humans, the doctor is a timelord

- please tell me you knew that?
User avatar #121 - AreyouSerious (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't get BBC
#254 - existacne (05/12/2013) [-]
**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at yeah for zombies ** I read that as "I don't get Big Black Cосk".
Hurr durr
User avatar #123 - wankershimm (05/12/2013) [-]
you can catch it on netflix, or dig it up from somewhere deep and dark in the internet...
User avatar #125 - AreyouSerious (05/12/2013) [-]
I would, but it would be far down my list. I still have the watch Breaking Bad and the Americans.
User avatar #126 - wankershimm (05/12/2013) [-]
well, thats your loss
#59 - .... I remember this from the Impossible Quiz, and to this day… 04/04/2013 on The Puns +2
#155 - But but... I live in New Jersey.... and I like it here (proba… 03/28/2013 on Bioshock 0
#135 - I'm curious, how did you find this post? Did you favorite it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on In the Pool! (Read... 0
User avatar #136 - gsuguy (03/16/2013) [-]
yes.....yes i did
#10 - Except for a period 03/15/2013 on Best. Fucking. Review. Ever. +3
#63 - It got me too I must say 02/22/2013 on Joke +2
#282 - I'm gonna call bs.... There are plenty of violations against t… 02/20/2013 on Justice +4
#6047 - These two posts made me chuckle heartily 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#174 - A big reason why this didnt get me is because I have realized …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on My feelings... +1
#196 - deezknuts (02/10/2013) [-]
these kind of jokes are actually pretty easy to do. all you have to do is find a song lyric, phrase, movie quote, common cliche, etc. and make a story from the end to the beginning
#100 - The benefits are still ridiculous  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2013 on One Does Not Simply... +1
User avatar #112 - aviatrix (02/07/2013) [-]
>>>This. And 20,000 isn't horrible if you're not a college grad. Also, after tech school, you'll come out as an E-2 or even E-3, which has a higher pay grade.

Personally,I'll eventually come out as an officer and paid tuition + signing bonus + O-1 salary is a pretty sweet deal. Nonetheless, I still think you have to be more than grateful for a job and money to be fighting for the nation. But that's just me. Sorry for patronizing.
#122 - tranminh (02/07/2013) [-]
no it's okay, I'm Canadian so the government pays for a lot of my education for me since my parents don't make all that much.

Also not trying to sound like a dick, but I like to explore other perspectives. So why do you believe you are fighting for your country instead of fighting for people with money?

For example American foreign interest has never been to the best interest of humanity, in fact before the 2nd world war they preferred to be isolationist. So why is it do you believe that going into another country and imposing your own ideals (democracy, human rights etc.) is a good thing?

Because those people over there believe that without foreign intervention they would be much better off (which is shown when America supplied the Muhajadeen weapons during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, who later uses those weapons on you)

Also do you believe that the US doing things that are not United Nations Sanctioned the right thing to do? (Iraq War, although I myself believe that the UN was completely inadequate in dealing with Saddam)

You don't have to answer, but I'd like primary opinion and I'd also respect it whatever it may be.
User avatar #125 - aviatrix (02/07/2013) [-]
I can answer, but I'd rather do so via message (:
#126 - tranminh (02/07/2013) [-]
that's fine with me
#545 - Thanks man! 02/05/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... +1
#521 - Do you know the source of the video/movie?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... 0
User avatar #544 - steelix (02/05/2013) [-]
Act of Valor


Pretty bad ass movie.
User avatar #545 - vishnapalm (02/05/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
#47 - Sweet Sweet Victory 02/05/2013 on Yes +2
#12 - The shadow of the first car never moves after it gets hit, mea… 01/25/2013 on so close... +29
#20 - You're not alone... Especially after I lost some of my best fr… 01/24/2013 on good mood +1
#124 - I wholeheartedly concur with you 01/23/2013 on Oh 4Chan you German dog you 0
#329 - Yup no problem! 01/20/2013 on OP IS TRULY, TRULY,... 0
#316 - Well they actually broke up a few months ago and i think maybe…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on OP IS TRULY, TRULY,... 0
#320 - shadowxmarrow (01/18/2013) [-]
Yea i saw a lot of his comics about that, really depressing actually. I thank you very much for this though, I've been waiting for ever to see them.
User avatar #329 - vishnapalm (01/20/2013) [-]
Yup no problem!
#202 - This is the closest I can get to proof without giving away too…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2013 on OP IS TRULY, TRULY,... +4
#288 - shadowxmarrow (01/18/2013) [-]
I've always seen comics of them two. Do you have an actual picture of them you could give us? I've been dying to see what they look like (and if sandy's boobs are as big as they appear in every comic).
#316 - vishnapalm (01/18/2013) [-]
Well they actually broke up a few months ago and i think maybe they deleted their pictures together cause I cant find many of them. This is the only one I could find of them together.
#320 - shadowxmarrow (01/18/2013) [-]
Yea i saw a lot of his comics about that, really depressing actually. I thank you very much for this though, I've been waiting for ever to see them.
User avatar #329 - vishnapalm (01/20/2013) [-]
Yup no problem!
#178 - Author is Jhallcomics. I suggest you guys check them out. They…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2013 on OP IS TRULY, TRULY,... +2
User avatar #212 - niggapete (01/17/2013) [-]
I actually remember that cartoon, I can confirm this is real and wow.

It was a good cartoon. "gimme your titties" was a young version of the POST and the post is now mature. If I remember right that comic was inspired by someone and the comic had a lesson to it, something about relationships.


Good day to your little sister. Peace.
#203 - wtf man (01/17/2013) [-]
#182 - caucasianblackbear (01/17/2013) [-]
Too bad you're a liar.
#202 - vishnapalm (01/17/2013) [-]
This is the closest I can get to proof without giving away too much of their personal info
#288 - shadowxmarrow (01/18/2013) [-]
I've always seen comics of them two. Do you have an actual picture of them you could give us? I've been dying to see what they look like (and if sandy's boobs are as big as they appear in every comic).
#316 - vishnapalm (01/18/2013) [-]
Well they actually broke up a few months ago and i think maybe they deleted their pictures together cause I cant find many of them. This is the only one I could find of them together.
#320 - shadowxmarrow (01/18/2013) [-]
Yea i saw a lot of his comics about that, really depressing actually. I thank you very much for this though, I've been waiting for ever to see them.
User avatar #329 - vishnapalm (01/20/2013) [-]
Yup no problem!
#68 - I concur with you McBalls. Why? My friends and I average about…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Well played +2
#103 - xnotcreative (01/15/2013) [-]
You can't really blame nyxie for behaving this way.

I'm an occasional "pot head" that can not STAND other "pot heads".

Especially the ones over 22 years of age that still brag about smoking marijuana as if it's still "cool".

I think the actual "cool" person is the one that actually DOES something with his life, instead of having it revolve around a plant.
#124 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/15/2013) [-]
I have also met a lot of retarded weed addicts. If they don't get their weed they become complete nerve spazzes, always freaking the fuck out about anything, like they are gonna have a heart attack any moment. I've only met like... 2... persons that genuinely smoke weed for recreational purposes and not some addictive/religious/bullshit reason.
#173 - xnotcreative (01/15/2013) [-]
I call BULLSHIT seeing as how Marijuana isn't addictive.

Punch your friends for being poser faggots.
#9 - They also didn't plan to kill it. They tried everything they c… 01/08/2013 on Australia... 0
#76 - Comment deleted 01/06/2013 on The Matrix +22
#32 - I know more asians who smoke then non asians 12/30/2012 on Advantages of being Asian +1
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