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Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
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#75 - I know nobody cares, so I'll say "Cool story, bro" b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on MFW a kid talks back to a... -1
User avatar #80 - Visual (02/07/2013) [-]
Eh, I get ya, but certain occupations demand respect regardless. They don't understand the "you gotta earn my respect" standpoint everyone has because their head is so far up their ass by that point.

It'll happen to all of us.

But you can't go in and demand a bunch of respect like a hoity toity cunt from strangers and not expect some disgust in return.
#73 - I hate it when teachers demand respect. We had a substitute te…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on MFW a kid talks back to a... -1
User avatar #75 - viscerys (02/07/2013) [-]
I know nobody cares, so I'll say "Cool story, bro" before someone else does.
User avatar #80 - Visual (02/07/2013) [-]
Eh, I get ya, but certain occupations demand respect regardless. They don't understand the "you gotta earn my respect" standpoint everyone has because their head is so far up their ass by that point.

It'll happen to all of us.

But you can't go in and demand a bunch of respect like a hoity toity cunt from strangers and not expect some disgust in return.
#87 - Isn't it skin? Or am I an idiot?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Richard Nixon You're Not Nice +3
User avatar #90 - jirichi (02/07/2013) [-]
Half right. The epidermis is the outermost layer of skin. The dermis is below that.
User avatar #91 - viscerys (02/07/2013) [-]
Sweet! Knowledge!
#80 - Great, this shit again. 02/06/2013 on We no like you 0
#268 - KNOWLEDGE!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on evry tim 0
User avatar #339 - canustartero (02/07/2013) [-]
Huzzah for the aquisition of knowledge!
#223 - Space Marines have bullets specifically designed for killing o…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on evry tim 0
User avatar #224 - canustartero (02/06/2013) [-]
Well that makes sense
User avatar #268 - viscerys (02/06/2013) [-]
KNOWLEDGE!
User avatar #339 - canustartero (02/07/2013) [-]
Huzzah for the aquisition of knowledge!
#100 - So he can take on the gym leader and get his/her badge.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Damn it! +4
#101 - lieothelion (02/06/2013) [-]
Why?
#116 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
Late DNA
#113 - amsel (02/06/2013) [-]
So the ancient aliens don't direct a meteor toward Saffron City and drive the Pokemon extinct
#98 - He's trying to cycle to the gym.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Damn it! +4
User avatar #99 - dragonhome (02/06/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #100 - viscerys (02/06/2013) [-]
So he can take on the gym leader and get his/her badge.
#101 - lieothelion (02/06/2013) [-]
Why?
#116 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
Late DNA
#113 - amsel (02/06/2013) [-]
So the ancient aliens don't direct a meteor toward Saffron City and drive the Pokemon extinct
#403 - I agree. 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs +1
#382 - When you have two brands that do even slightly similar things,…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Bill and Jobs 0
#387 - smaldonad (02/06/2013) [-]
**smaldonad rolled a random image posted in comment #189924 at Ponyville **


Arguing is ok when you get valuable knowledge for it, but mac vs pc is now a kid talk "+MINE IS BETTER
- NO, MINE IS BETTER
+HIPSTER!
-HATER!"

I am just tired of seeing people arguing for such an stupid matter in this place where you are supposed to lauch and such.
User avatar #403 - viscerys (02/06/2013) [-]
I agree.
#4 - I listened to it in a podcast, and there was a loud static noi… 02/05/2013 on J-J-Jawbreakers?? +1
#21 - I must read it at some point. What's the book?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on holy shit 0
User avatar #32 - blokrokker (02/06/2013) [-]
OH wait, never mind, that guy's talking about a completely different story.
User avatar #26 - blokrokker (02/05/2013) [-]
The Killing Joke
#8 - But didn't The Killing Joke explain the origin of the joker?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2013 on holy shit +3
User avatar #17 - coolalliki (02/05/2013) [-]
Nah, he says that he forgot most of the reason why he became the Joker, and that the story that was told in the Killing Joke was one of many versions. "If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" was a line he used.
#15 - drwonderful (02/05/2013) [-]
Um...yes and no?

It wasn't supposed to be made canon but DC loved it so much they made it canon. Alan Moore hated the story (like he so often does when it comes to DC). Anyhow this story is showing a universe in which Bruce's becomes Batman...only for NONE of his rogue gallery to show up. This cause our pointy ear friend to worry about his life choices and go into breakdowns for days on end. Alfred, hired his friends to pose as Batman's colorful rogue gallery with Alfred taking the lead as The Joker.

However, after several years Bruce figured out that it was all a scam, however one of the actors, Eddie Nash, get very deep into his role as the riddler and kidnaps several children.

Alfred pleads with Bruce NOT to go after Eddie since the police could handle him, however Bruce want to deal with Eddie himself...

The picture explains the rest.

Words fail me, I fucking love that story.
User avatar #21 - viscerys (02/05/2013) [-]
I must read it at some point. What's the book?
User avatar #32 - blokrokker (02/06/2013) [-]
OH wait, never mind, that guy's talking about a completely different story.
User avatar #26 - blokrokker (02/05/2013) [-]
The Killing Joke
#1 - How can they get jobs when they're DEAD!? 02/05/2013 on J-J-Jawbreakers?? 0
#6 - Four in my PC, beeyotch.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Bill and Jobs +27
#21 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
cool story
#3 - Victor from the blue team! Leave the arena now, and rest! …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Original Starters +2
User avatar #20 - sixsicsix (02/05/2013) [-]
suck it blue!
#1 - Maybe the dog is dead, and that guy is a horrible person.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Who said you could only... +6
User avatar #9 - konradkurze (02/06/2013) [-]
black man scored himself some free meat
he done praised de lord fo' that car hitting it
#85 - I've not put a pony post up, and someone's told me that I have… 02/05/2013 on Bronies +4
#6 - I can't stop laughing... That's hilarious! 02/05/2013 on Super size me +2
#17 - You beat me to it! 02/05/2013 on Card trick -1
#22 - The ones that have cells nicer than my house. 02/05/2013 on How to survive in prison +2
#16 - If your going to kill someone, do it in Scandinavia.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2013 on How to survive in prison 0
#26 - michaelrosen (02/05/2013) [-]
If you kill someone in Norway you will be put into a nuthouse and spend the rest of your life there, but if you do a series of small crimes you might be put in jail that is nice looking
User avatar #17 - isus (02/05/2013) [-]
What if the person you want to kill is not in Scandinavia?


Also you are referring to Norwegian prisons, right?
User avatar #22 - viscerys (02/05/2013) [-]
The ones that have cells nicer than my house.
User avatar #19 - trimageryan (02/05/2013) [-]
Pretend you want to take them on a lovely vacation to make amends, then strike when they least expect it.
User avatar #20 - isus (02/05/2013) [-]
LOL

That sounds viable. :D
#94 - Joke or no, it hurt like fuck. 02/05/2013 on Morbid Thoughts +1
#26 - What the hell was wrong with the salad on the fork?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #37 - krizzah (02/05/2013) [-]
She forgot the dressing
#89 - I jumped down some stairs, and landed on a plug. The prongs(?)…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Morbid Thoughts 0
#93 - mrsodasexy (02/05/2013) [-]
im sorry that joke just doesnt work here.
User avatar #94 - viscerys (02/05/2013) [-]
Joke or no, it hurt like fuck.
#91 - mrsodasexy (02/05/2013) [-]
in other words, you could say you were...

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#61 - timmyo **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
Fuck ya Ireland
#59 - kingarther ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #41 - canustartero (12/29/2012) [-]
Hey there! Me again.

Wooden Ships and Iron Men, as I was saying, is an old tabletop game about sailing ship combat.
I'm willing to bet it's a bit more complicated than WH40K, but it's fun as hell when you know the rules
User avatar #42 to #41 - viscerys ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Cool. I've kind of drifted away from 40k, and towards the Battle Fantasy variant of Warhammer. My biggest problem with tabletop battlegames, is that their infuriatingly expensive to get started.
User avatar #43 to #42 - canustartero (12/29/2012) [-]
That's certainly true. My Dad's wooden ships game is great. The game comes with little cards that represent the ships, but he built little miniature ships for it, complete with little cardstock sails, and fine detail painting.

Do you even want to guess what something like that might cost if they sold it in stores?
User avatar #44 to #43 - viscerys ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Holy crap that sounds awesome. Have you any pictures of the ships? They sound cool.
User avatar #45 to #44 - canustartero (12/29/2012) [-]
I suppose I could find some... I don't have any, but if I can find wherever the game has gone to, I could...
User avatar #46 to #45 - viscerys ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
How does the game play? Is it well designed?
User avatar #47 to #46 - canustartero (12/29/2012) [-]
It's very well designed.
Basically, it starts out both the players write down their moves, then take the next turn at the same time.
Each ship has three different "health bars" representing rigging, hull, and crew, and there's different penalties involved for losing certain amounts of each.

You can board, and get tangled rigging, and other such occurances, too.
User avatar #48 to #47 - viscerys ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #49 to #48 - canustartero (12/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Did you ever play Heroscape?
User avatar #50 to #49 - viscerys ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Can't say that I have.
User avatar #51 to #50 - canustartero (12/29/2012) [-]
It's pretty simple as tabletop games go. I'm sure you saw the commercials for it a few years back.
User avatar #52 to #51 - viscerys ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I haven't seen any ads on it. It could be because I live in Ireland.
User avatar #53 to #52 - canustartero (01/01/2013) [-]
oh, well yeah that might be it.

I had a Heroscape set, anyway. It was pretty fun, but way more simplified than Warhammer or any other tabletop game.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to fuck around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
#25 to #24 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Nope, why would you think I was being sarcastic
Nope, why would you think I was being sarcastic
#26 to #25 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
No reason. Nobody's ever that nice. Anyway!
No reason. Nobody's ever that nice. Anyway!
#27 to #26 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I suppose anyway how you doing
I suppose anyway how you doing
User avatar #28 to #27 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Not bad, not bad. I drank like, eight cans of Coke, because I was fucking tired, and now I regret it.
#30 to #29 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm just kind of giving you pictures here
User avatar #31 to #30 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Thanks?
User avatar #32 to #31 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
That one still Annoys me
Yes, I want to know what Rarity keeps under her bed, Is it dildos?
User avatar #35 to #34 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
That's fucking awesome.
#36 to #35 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I know right
User avatar #13 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual FUCK is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
#2 to #1 - kingarther ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Bet you read this first
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