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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#96 - The missiles alone would cause untold devestation, let alone i… 09/08/2014 on Nuclear Powa! 0
#109 - Especially for it's bugs that live in shoes and **** . 09/07/2014 on Deal With It +1
#106 - Well, what do you know. I was wrong. When I looked this …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Deal With It 0
#108 - ajroach (09/07/2014) [-]
fuck australia sometimes
User avatar #109 - viscerys (09/07/2014) [-]
Especially for it's bugs that live in shoes and shit.
#16 - My old phone had a button on the side that takes a picture whe… 09/07/2014 on The bastard wiped off a booger +1
#100 - Censorship is bad. 09/07/2014 on Deal With It 0
#98 - Yet the ******* COVER of Left 4 Dead got censored!  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Deal With It +1
#104 - ajroach (09/07/2014) [-]
no it didnt, thats germany or some shit but the actual game did get censored
#106 - viscerys (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, what do you know. I was wrong. When I looked this shit up, I learned that someone tried to flag the game as racist because some of the zombies were black.
#108 - ajroach (09/07/2014) [-]
fuck australia sometimes
User avatar #109 - viscerys (09/07/2014) [-]
Especially for it's bugs that live in shoes and shit.
User avatar #99 - anaphase (09/07/2014) [-]
And you can't have a slingshot.
User avatar #113 - ratytang (09/07/2014) [-]
you can in queensland
#100 - viscerys (09/07/2014) [-]
Censorship is bad.
#41 - Stupidity is now a choice, and still they choose stupidity. 09/07/2014 on superman +3
#66 - He's being super-stretched on mine. 09/07/2014 on Bitch that is how I fly. 0
#80 - Fair enough. I respect your side of the coin. Doesn't change m… 09/06/2014 on knock knock motherfucker +1
#78 - What are you going to do with a gun that can turn someone into…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on knock knock motherfucker 0
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy (09/06/2014) [-]
Why? Because they kill a ton of people?

On the contrary, considering most violent crime in regards to firearms is committed with handguns anyway. Most of the people that have the money to dish out thousands of dollars for full auto weaponry aren't going to kill anyone any time soon.

So far my M4 sitting across from me hasn't killed anyone yet either. But what do I know? I'm only a connoisseur of firearms.

As to answer your first question though, what does it matter what I want to do with it? We already established people that aren't fucked up in the head to begin with aren't going to do anything bad with it. I fully agree stupid people and mentally disturbed people should be kept from owning firearms, but the issue with mental illness and crime in the United States is a result of a poor decaying culture that's a result of a decaying education system and a family oriented society.

Case and point, I just collect guns. Taking them out into the woods and letting them off is 10x even better.
User avatar #80 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I respect your side of the coin. Doesn't change my standpoint, but I see where you're coming from. I'm going to stretch so far and say you or someone else with access to it have the potential to shoot a lot of people very fast with that M4 should the urge take you. My way of thinking is like seatbelts. You're probably not going to crash, but it's there anyway. I just phrased a stupid argument in a way that tried to make me look smart.
#75 - Really? Damn. I probably should have thought of that. I probab… 09/06/2014 on Madden La Madden +1
#70 - Taunt? I've no clue, man, sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Madden La Madden +1
#72 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
You literally had one too many characters. Get rid of the exclaimation
#75 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Really? Damn. I probably should have thought of that. I probably don't need the gif THAT much. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
#67 - I put way too much effort into this **** .  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Madden La Madden +1
#69 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
Which taunt was it?

Dude you have to admit that this is an awesome way to advertise the new Madden. It introduces a huge demographic without alienating one over the other
User avatar #70 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Taunt? I've no clue, man, sorry.
#72 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
You literally had one too many characters. Get rid of the exclaimation
#75 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Really? Damn. I probably should have thought of that. I probably don't need the gif THAT much. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
#61 - I'd love to.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Madden La Madden +1
#62 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
I think I have something similar to your concept
#67 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
I put way too much effort into this shit.
#69 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
Which taunt was it?

Dude you have to admit that this is an awesome way to advertise the new Madden. It introduces a huge demographic without alienating one over the other
User avatar #70 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Taunt? I've no clue, man, sorry.
#72 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
You literally had one too many characters. Get rid of the exclaimation
#75 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Really? Damn. I probably should have thought of that. I probably don't need the gif THAT much. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
#57 - I made one of a guy doing **** with the american …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Madden La Madden +2
#59 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
gifs or it didn't happen
#61 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
I'd love to.
#62 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
I think I have something similar to your concept
#67 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
I put way too much effort into this shit.
#69 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
Which taunt was it?

Dude you have to admit that this is an awesome way to advertise the new Madden. It introduces a huge demographic without alienating one over the other
User avatar #70 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Taunt? I've no clue, man, sorry.
#72 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
You literally had one too many characters. Get rid of the exclaimation
#75 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Really? Damn. I probably should have thought of that. I probably don't need the gif THAT much. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
#63 - While I disagree with guns being banned, I do believe they sho…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on knock knock motherfucker 0
User avatar #76 - thatoneiranianguy (09/06/2014) [-]
And why exactly shouldn't I be capable of owning one if I'm a normal, everyday, law abiding citizen that does not have any medical conditions physical or mental that could pose a potential harm to my brothers and sisters of my community and has many years of practice in firearms in both in act of using them and gunsmithing?
User avatar #78 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
What are you going to do with a gun that can turn someone into soup? I know my opinion on guns doesn't matter - it's never going to change anything - I just don't think they should sell military weapons to anyone who wants one.
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy (09/06/2014) [-]
Why? Because they kill a ton of people?

On the contrary, considering most violent crime in regards to firearms is committed with handguns anyway. Most of the people that have the money to dish out thousands of dollars for full auto weaponry aren't going to kill anyone any time soon.

So far my M4 sitting across from me hasn't killed anyone yet either. But what do I know? I'm only a connoisseur of firearms.

As to answer your first question though, what does it matter what I want to do with it? We already established people that aren't fucked up in the head to begin with aren't going to do anything bad with it. I fully agree stupid people and mentally disturbed people should be kept from owning firearms, but the issue with mental illness and crime in the United States is a result of a poor decaying culture that's a result of a decaying education system and a family oriented society.

Case and point, I just collect guns. Taking them out into the woods and letting them off is 10x even better.
User avatar #80 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I respect your side of the coin. Doesn't change my standpoint, but I see where you're coming from. I'm going to stretch so far and say you or someone else with access to it have the potential to shoot a lot of people very fast with that M4 should the urge take you. My way of thinking is like seatbelts. You're probably not going to crash, but it's there anyway. I just phrased a stupid argument in a way that tried to make me look smart.
#13 - Because he was doing it for fun. He hadn't intended on escapin… 09/06/2014 on Yo, yo, you gotta be aware +1
#20 - BOOM ********** 09/06/2014 on one job +3
#107 - I'm not saying nobody does it, I'm just saying that not everyone does. 09/06/2014 on College then and now 0
#91 - I'm not sure that's entirely true. Everyone I know who's going…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on College then and now 0
#99 - xsap (09/06/2014) [-]
"gosh, i want iger education, better move to Italy"
- no one ever

stop flattering yourself eurofag, only people that move to europe are trashing sand-monkeys who have no one else to go. anyone who wants higher education moves to the us. because i sure as hell never hear "french doctors discover a cure to---" or "British scientist invent"
#107 - viscerys (09/06/2014) [-]
I'm not saying nobody does it, I'm just saying that not everyone does.
#163 - I love this comment. I just love seeing things about human evo… 09/06/2014 on nature scary +2
#55 - I freeze up when I encounter spiders. Completely lose my abili… 09/05/2014 on Giant Spider Dog Prank +5
#55 - Someone give that bear a violin. 09/05/2014 on /b/ware +4
#129 - Is this segregation in schools and such still a thing? I'm not…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad +11
#297 - 4chan refugee (09/05/2014) [-]
depends on the school/community of the area
User avatar #278 - thinemother (09/05/2014) [-]
Well you usually can't tell where i'm from apart from the goths, since they stand out quite a bit. But if you look you can see hipsters, goths, the "nerds" or whatever you want to call them, the sporty people that usually hang around in different groups. I was quite pleased to find out that there aren't actually any popular or unpopular people where i'm from though.
User avatar #156 - xXMAQXx (09/05/2014) [-]
yes here in california we usually segregate the whites and the blacks
User avatar #161 - asheskirata (09/05/2014) [-]
I lol'd, thumb for you
#128 - He was supposed to be a test of everything the player had lear… 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? 0
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - 4chan refugee (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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