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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:10/01/2014
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#17 - Methinks they're referring to when they started selling it sliced.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on muh sides +7
#18 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
I think he's just trying to be a smart ass.
#13 - Hey, that happened to me too! 09/30/2014 on Good old police 0
#89 - So you made all these points, and you didn't back them up. You… 09/30/2014 on Nasa +1
#21 - Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on "Special Properties" +12
User avatar #74 - benjaminbutton (11 hours ago) [-]
No problem, in case you missed it the first time, here ya go.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJw_bb0U0EQ
#143 - Battle can't have been that long. I'm so ******… 09/30/2014 on Photoshop request +4
#6 - You described what it was like. My bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on facebook bitches +18
User avatar #7 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I was just kidding, I knew exactly what it sounded like.
#6 - He only ever uses information from the movie he's covering I t… 09/28/2014 on Avatar movie comp. 0
#4 - Out of curiosity - how'd you get shot?  [+] (12 new replies) 09/28/2014 on facebook bitches +48
User avatar #5 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I didn't get shot.. What gave you that idea?

I'm have a legal obligation to give emergency medical care when needed, I've helped 4 different people that have been shot. I've asked them all what it feels like and they all said that it hurts.. But I made them explain it a little better.

3/4 of them said "white heat" I assume that's the almost cold type of hot that a person encounters while showering.
User avatar #56 - MrKittyKat (09/28/2014) [-]
Ah.

"Hot kind of cold"

So like when you first turn on a tap and it's freezing cold but it feels like burning?

User avatar #58 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
When you're turning up the heat in the shower, it's warm - warmer - hotish - hot - cold?? - burning fucking hot
#59 - MrKittyKat (09/28/2014) [-]
wait what are we talking about here? Which fucking side. Cold or hot.

So it's hot burning like cold or it's cold burning like hot?
#85 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Have you ever been in the shower and it gets so hot that it almost feels cold?
#73 - wetharmonica (09/28/2014) [-]
Third party here, hot that feels cold
User avatar #60 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
When a fiery explosion pushed a metal object forward, do you expect it to be hot or cold?
User avatar #61 - MrKittyKat (09/28/2014) [-]
depends on whether the rod is ice cold m8.
#14 - Berzer (09/28/2014) [-]
When White heat is used to describe something I usually hear it being used as the hottest thing someone has encountered. probably because the closer a flame gets to white the hotter the heat is from that flame.
#9 - xxjmacxx (09/28/2014) [-]
"What gave you that idea"
....lol
User avatar #6 - viscerys (09/28/2014) [-]
You described what it was like. My bad.
User avatar #7 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I was just kidding, I knew exactly what it sounded like.
#59 - Oh, man. The ******* Cramp Twins. That was the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 +13
User avatar #72 - junkk (09/28/2014) [-]
shut up girl-pants!
#46 - May be low budget. Does wonders for constipation regardless. 09/25/2014 on Silent Hill -3
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - mr skeltal (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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